What It’s Like Being a Vampire

At around 8 o'clock in the morning, Xiang Kun called his mother, and after a few random words, his mother took the initiative to mention that he had a dream on Thursday night, and saw the old man next door in Tongshi Town come to his house to look for him. Dad is playing chess.

I miss the days of living in Tongshi Town, and I also mentioned that the old man taught Xiang Kun to write brush characters. Xiang Ma also thought that Xiang Kun should have written a lot of brush characters when he came back before, so he would suddenly think of that An old man who has passed away lamented the impermanence of life.

After hanging up the phone, Xiang Kun basically had some speculations:

1. My mother only mentioned the dream I had on Thursday night, and Thursday 24th was already two days ago. In the following two nights, he did not sense the three "emotional injection" items, which means that it is very likely It is the same as he guessed before - only when he senses the object, the object will affect the sleeping people around him, arouse their emotions, and make them dream;

2. Items with "emotional injection" may not be able to affect other people's emotions by themselves. Instead, this "function" can only be exerted after Xiang Kun senses and establishes a "connection" with it. Its root is probably Xiang Kun's "emotional assimilation" ability.

In this case, there is no need for my father to send the picture over. As long as I don't feel it, my parents will not be affected.

Then Xiang Kun sensed the words on Xia Libing again, it was still like a pool of stagnant water. He decided to sense it every day he thought of it for the past few nights, and he didn't believe he couldn't feel it even once.

Unless Lao Xia threw away his words, or stuffed them into some corner and far away.

Lao Xia probably wouldn't do that, would he?

Just as he was thinking about whether to take a side-swipe at Lao Xia on wechat, Officer Chen's wechat profile picture jumped up, startling Xiang Kun.

Upon seeing it, it was a video sent by Police Officer Chen.

Officer Chen hardly chatted with him, and every time he took the initiative to contact him, it was usually because of something, so Xiang Kun opened the video quite solemnly.

Then, he saw himself...

It was an excerpt from a ten-minute video of him cooking bamboo rat meat in the style of pretending to be B in the kitchen of "Youlong Hotel". A paragraph that introduces the characteristics of the food video at a slow and slow pace.

But the voice of the original version was removed, the video was also adjusted in speed, and then the voice of Wang Baoqiang's lines in "One Man's Martial Arts" was added:

"The younger generation is named Yuxiu,

I came here specially to learn, today we are not only competing, but also deciding whether to live or die. "

Although the mouth shape was not very good, there was an inexplicable sense of fit between the lines and Xiang Kun's knife skills and his deliberate "superior demeanor".

Just as Xiang Kun quit the video, he wanted to reply, but found that Police Officer Chen had sent another video. This video was very short, only a few seconds, and it was still taken from Xiang Kun's cooking video.

It was a clip of him cooking bamboo rat meat in boiling water, and the background sound became the lines of the Titanic: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

Then everything in the picture turned into a clip of bamboo rat meat being put into a frying pan, and the background sound was still: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

Finally cut to the picture of bamboo rat meat coming out of the pot, still: "YOUJUMP, IJUMP."

The corner of Xiang Kun's mouth twitched slightly, and just as he was about to post something after exiting the video, Officer Chen came over with another video, and then answered with a crying emoji.

This video is no exception. It is still a cut version of Xiang Kun's bamboo rat meat video. It is the last summary before he finally puts the bamboo rat meat out of the pot. The background sound is still replaced:

"I never force my friends to do things I don't want to do. I have my own principles. I don't want to be trampled under my feet for the rest of my life. You think I'm a beggar. I waited for three years just to wait for an opportunity. I want to fight, not to prove that I am great, but to tell people that what I lost must be taken back!"

The tone of Brother Xiao Ma's voice clearly did not match Xiang Kun's calm and summarizing expression, but there was an inexplicable sense of fit.

"Sir Chen! Are you idle?!" Xiang Kun sent an angry expression.

During this period of time, Tang Baona hadn't seen these spoofing videos of his bamboo rat cooking process in the group. He thought that the video had been forgotten by sand sculpture netizens.

Unexpectedly, this spread so much that even Police Officer Chen, who obviously didn't have much time to surf the Internet, saw it!

Why haven't these sand sculpture netizens discovered a new target yet? What's the point of a ten-minute cooking video? What's the point of catching a sheep!

Police officer Chen came over with three laughing and crying expressions in a row: "I went home last night and saw my wife was watching a video laughing to the point of tears, so I went over and took a look. I felt that the woman in the video was wearing glasses. The bald head looks familiar, and it's really you after a closer look! Yes, Xiang Kun, are you an Internet celebrity now?"

"Internet celebrity is a wool! They are illegal, this is insult, infringement, defamation, infringement of my portrait right! Brother Chen, you have to make the decision for me!"

Officer Chen continued to smile and cry: "This is not under the control of our criminal police team. You can go to a lawyer for consultation, or I will introduce our colleagues from the Internet police to you."

Xiang Kun sent a child's sneer expression: "So Brother Chen, you sent me a message during working hours just to laugh at me?"

Officer Chen: "Oh, yes, I have another question to ask you. Are you sure you didn't investigate the 'consulting company' case in private?"

Xiang Kun's heart skipped a beat, and he quickly replied on WeChat: "Of course not! I just heard from my friend that something was wrong after that, so I asked you immediately, why did you say that?"

Officer Chen: "All the main suspects in this case have been brought under control. The chain of evidence is very complete. The interrogation process is easier than we imagined. The main reason is that one of the main criminals surrendered himself, and the reason for his surrender is that he did Scared of a nightmare."

Is this found on me from the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving? Xiang Kun frowned slightly, and asked on WeChat: "What kind of nightmare did he have to be scared to surrender? Besides, it has nothing to do with me, right?"

Police Officer Chen: "As soon as I heard about this, I remembered the boy who threatened you with someone before, and then ran to the police because of your fright, and you just happened to ask about this case. Of course I will think of you. As for What kind of nightmare did he have? He also talked about it in a mess. He would say 'retribution is coming', 'death is not the end', 'eight-armed hell' and so on. We suspect that he might take these things I have been deceiving people for a long time, what happened to my mental state. Fortunately, he gave a lot of evidence, all of which have been found, and the other suspects knew that the situation was over and confessed. Otherwise, if this person fails the mental appraisal, it will be a bit troublesome .”

After chatting with Police Officer Chen for a while, Xiang Kun was sure that the head of the consulting company, the liar in his seventies, did not tell the police what he saw in his dream and why he saw it. Perhaps in the heart of the old liar, the image of the eight-armed and eight-eyed woodcarving is really like a god and demon, and he is in awe and dare not mention it?

At the end, Police Officer Chen sighed, "Xiang Kun, your physique seems to be particularly relevant to various cases. If you are the protagonist of a certain TV series, then the TV series must be suspenseful and case-solving..."

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