What It’s Like Being a Vampire

In fact, when Xiang Kun arranged "Mission 3" before, he had already familiarized "Alice" with and perfected the "vampire mutation model" to a certain extent.

Xiang Kun knew that the "Vampire Mutation Model" he wrote himself had too little data and samples, and there were problems with data standardization and comparability, so the degree of completion was actually very low. Under normal circumstances, there was no way to reverse it. Come over and give him too many effective opinions and references.

I don't know what feedback can be given after "Alice" has learned and improved, and added so much data.

"Alice" didn't respond immediately, and Xiang Kun wasn't in a hurry. He opened his notebook and went to his work mailbox to check the emails during this period.

Judging from the regular project progress emails sent by Director Lin and Ma Hongguo, the progress is normal, and he will be fine even if he "lost contact" for half a month.

Then he went to Station B to watch it again. Two days after he set off for the Qinling no-man's land, the re-edited and produced video by Tang Baona was released on the Internet.

In addition to the 2-minute edited version on Station B, there is also a more than ten-second "cut" version of the video on Douyin. Other Weibo and WeChat public accounts have also been reposted, but they all have countless fans. More numbers, not much money.

In the last uploaded video, Tang Baona made some refinements and added some sound effects.

And from the beginning to the end of You Meng, all the lines were removed, and the types of ingredients, cooking time, and precautions were all typed out with subtitles. Tang Baona specially designed and arranged the font of the subtitles and the location of the subtitles, so the overall visual effect feels very good.

As for You Meng's picture, he has an indifferent expression and nimbly performing various operations. Under the sharp editing and sound effects, in conjunction with the BGM, he subtly steps on the spot, plus his clean and well-fitting chef's uniform, and his already pretty good attire. With a photogenic appearance, he looks like a master of abstinence.

Especially after processing the rabbit meat, the scene where you flick the knife to the side without even looking at it, and insert it firmly on the cutting board in the distance, is even more of a master's style of being handsome-of course, this is actually done through The storyboard editing is complete.

According to the strategy that Xiang Kun discussed with You Meng and Tang Baona before, the first one or two videos should ensure the quality first, don't spread and hype too deliberately, wait until there is a certain degree of attention, and you can see that netizens are paying attention After leading the topic, follow the previous plan to see if it can be heated up.

Of course, in addition to relying on the quality of the video, this also requires a certain amount of luck. You can't fly high just by attaching wings to a pig, you have to throw it into the wind.

But unexpectedly,

At this time, Xiang Kun watched the video posted on Station B. In the past few days, there have been more than 600 bullet screens, more than 20,000 clicks to play, and a lot of coins.

And the B station ID "Youlong Xitu" who only posted this video has already gained more than 3,800 followers.

This kind of popularity is a bit beyond his expectation. After all, they don't do enough publicity, and there are videos on Weibo and official accounts, so the traffic will not be directed here.

More than two minutes of video, more than 600 barrage, the number is already quite impressive.

Xiang Kun looked at the content of the barrage and realized something, so he clicked on the homepage of "Princess Jelly Bean".

Sure enough, the latest video she released was a spoof clip related to You Meng's cooking video.

This two-minute-long clip uses a lot of scenes from You Meng’s cooking video, and then inserts bridges and dubbing from other movies for editing. It looks very sandy and funny. Throwing the knife, after throwing the knife, it cuts to the scene in the movie "East and West" where Wang Chongyang was hanged with a boot stuck in his head as soon as he came out of the prison. She also turned the boot into a kitchen knife; for example, You Meng and American drama The scenes of Hannibal cooking in Hannibal are mixed together. After quick editing and adjusting the color tone, it seems that there is not much sense of disobedience.

After watching this video, Xiang Kun couldn't help laughing out loud, and the various bullet screens almost took up half the screen, such as "I didn't expect you to be such a queen", "I thought you were a jelly bean, but I didn't expect you to be a queen." Funny comparison", "Is the music area going to show its sword against our ghost animal area again?", "A generation of well-known music UP masters have been reduced to making spoof videos to please fans. Is this a distortion of human nature or a moral loss?" etc. Sand sculpture barrage Seeing him overjoyed.

After watching it twice, Xiang Kun searched the whole site again, and found several spoof videos based on You Meng's cooking video, in various modes, and the number of views ranged from a few thousand to a few hundred. But for the time being, there is nothing better than Tang Baona's quality and imagination.

Although Tang Baona didn't take the initiative to mention You Meng's video from the beginning to the end, but after watching this spoof video and finding it interesting and interesting, people will naturally go to the "root of all evil". And other UP owners with a keen sense of smell will also get involved after discovering that this material is messed up.

After all, as a well-known UP host at station B, although "Jelly Bean Princess" often makes some very good mixed-cut videos in addition to cover songs, it is the first time to make this type of spoof video, which is different from her previous ones. There is a strong contrast in style, but it attracts more attention.

Xiang Kun was a little moved, he knew that Tang Baona was taking the initiative to help him and You Meng promote the video.

Although the video itself is of good quality, quite delicate, and has its own characteristics after being edited and processed by Tang Baona, but it has not been operated, promoted, or purchased a promotional position in the early stage. It's difficult, after all, the production of this short video alone is not so sophisticated that it is amazing.

And Tang Baona is familiar with the habits and preferences of users, and knows that the video of Sand Sculpture Doubt is more disseminated, easier to spread among netizens, and easier to generate popularity. So she went off in person and borrowed the popularity of her own account to do this, speeding up the dissemination of the video, and saving a lot of time and money for Xiang Kun and You Meng's operations.

Xiang Kun is very clear that the funny video seems to be nothing, but in fact, it will not be much easier to produce than their short video before editing and production. There are a lot of materials to be processed, so that the pictures do not seem to be disconnected And abrupt, it will take a lot of time and effort. It is almost certain that Tang Baona spent all her rest time doing this.

And these, she didn't mention it to Xiang Kun, didn't ask him for credit, she was doing it silently.

Xiang Kun wondered, how many meals did he already owe Tang Baona?

Without her, Xiang Kun's expected hype plan would probably take a lot longer. At least the finished video might not be ready until now, let alone the popularity after it was released.

When Xiang Kun was thinking about how to thank Tang Baona, the voice of "Alice" came out through the speaker next to him:

"Boss, I have an opinion."

Xiang Kun lifted his spirits and asked, "Tell me your opinion."

"I have two points of view. First, you can only obtain new ability patterns from the blood of mutated creatures, but the ability patterns you get don't necessarily come from mutated patterns."

After thinking about it for a while, Xiang Kun understood what she meant.

What she meant was that when Xiang Kun drank rabbit blood and chicken blood, he couldn't get their abilities from ordinary rabbit and chicken blood. But when drinking the blood of mutated creatures, you can get abilities from them that are not just derived from mutations, such as the night vision ability of that giant owl—ordinary owls also have night vision abilities.

Xiang Kun nodded. He had actually realized this before, but he was quite satisfied that "Alice" could sum it up.

"What about the second point?"

"Secondly, your mutation trend and the mode of acquiring abilities are inconsistent with the mutation models of owls and spiders. Your human form is limiting your mutation. The types of abilities you acquire after drinking the blood of other mutated creatures are also in line with this mode related."

This second point was somewhat beyond Xiang Kun's expectation, and it also surprised him a little, because "Alice" raised the question from some angles that he hadn't considered carefully before.

"Tell me about your analysis process." Xiang Kun said.

"According to the mutated forms and abilities of owls and spiders, combined with your mutation results after several months of targeted training, my new model analysis believes that according to the results of normal mutations, your appearance should have this Variety……"

In the description of "Alice", after Xiang Kun's continuous targeted training and multiple blood-drinking mutations, his body should have evolved for stronger functions, and has undergone a mutation that greatly deviates from the human form.

For example, continuously train the sense of smell. If the mutation is to continuously strengthen the sense of smell, in order to be able to distribute more olfactory cells and sniff more odor particles, the nose should become bigger and bigger;

For example, if you continue to climb mountains and perform various difficult strength and agility training, the distribution of muscles in the body should also undergo great changes. For example, the proportion of thigh and gluteal muscles will increase a lot, and the structure of bones will also increase. change, etc.

For example, if you are constantly injured, the skin should harden, or cover the carapace, giving stronger protection.

And he got the night vision ability from the giant owl. It stands to reason that the night vision principle of the owl's eyes relies on a large number of light-sensitive rod cells, so their eyes are columnar rather than spherical, and they are fixed in the eye sockets and cannot be rotated. Therefore, their necks are very flexible and can turn 270 degrees.

But even in night vision mode, Xiang Kun's eyes could still move flexibly.

Of course, in the night vision mode, looking at his eyes at night will be somewhat different from the eyes of ordinary people, emitting a strange light, which looks very strange. But in general, his form does not exceed the scope of normal human beings.

In comparison, the sharp claws and body shape of the giant owl have obviously changed beyond the original form, not to mention the mutated spider, which has almost become another species.

For the ability to mutate, their forms have undergone a large number of adaptive changes.

As for Guo Tianxiang? His abilities are all in human society, and from his memory, he can't see all kinds of targeted guidance training like Xiang Kun, so it's hard to judge.

It seems that in order to maintain the human form, my body is restricting my ability to mutate, filter and change to a certain extent?

Is it because human beings have higher intelligence, so they will automatically carry out this limitation-the body thinks that in human society, it must maintain a normal human form in order to have better living conditions?

However, Xiang Kun felt that it might have something to do with his own subconscious not wanting to become an inhuman monster. After all, he had already known his greatest fear through Guo Tianxiang's ability, which was to become that kind of eight-armed and eight-eyed monster himself. monster.

This is like the framework and rules of a system. To use various functions and applications under this system, they must follow these, modify and assimilate, adapt to the rules, and integrate into the framework before they can be used.

Xiang Kun suspected that many of the abilities and mutation patterns obtained from the blood of giant owls, mutated spiders, and even Guo Tianxiang could not be mutated directly because they did not match his own "system rules" - because the body was not allowed Mutations of related alien organs, or conflicts with existing abilities, can only be consciously improved and assimilated into his system bit by bit.

Of course, it is also possible that both his subconscious mind and his body believe that the current "system" is a more powerful and efficient mutation direction, so he is unwilling to change the general direction for other "side and side" abilities.

Regardless of why he had a "system framework and rules" that "followed the basic human form", after realizing this, Xiang Kun was relieved, at least he didn't have to worry too much about becoming a monster.

The voice of "Alice" was still explaining her analysis process in detail, but Xiang Kun had already thought about what she said just now, so he asked her to stop.

To be honest, the performance of "Alice" this time was really beyond his expectation, which surprised him a little.

This is the helper and assistant he needs!

"Good job, Alice." Xiang Kun praised him.

"You did a good job, boss." Alice responded immediately.

Xiang Kun's smile froze, well, there is still room for improvement: "You should say: 'Thank you boss, I will continue to work hard'."

"Thank you boss, I will continue to work hard."

"New task 1: On the premise of ensuring that the network behavior will not be detected and their own safety, collect information on Shenxing Technology and its founder Lu Cheng'an, and collect information on the death of the anchor Xue and his companions in the Qinling no-man's land related news and discussions."

...

On the afternoon of December 24th, Xiang Kun took all kinds of processed and marinated rabbit meat and went out to Tang Baona's home.

Tonight is "Christmas Eve". Xiangkun had already made an appointment with Tang Baona and Yang Zhen'er the day before yesterday, and today he would go to their home to cook for them and spend "Christmas Eve" together.

In fact, this foreign festival has no substantive meaning to them. It is just a festive atmosphere deliberately created by businesses everywhere on the street and on the Internet, and they just find an opportunity to get together.

Originally it was just the three of them, but after Tang Baona's sister heard that Xiang Kun was going to cook, it was just the two of them, so she brought her fiance to join in the fun. Then there were Chang Bin and Wang Han, and then there were two friends of Tang Baona, and a classmate of Yang Zhener, all of a sudden it turned into a big gathering of 10 people.

Now Xiang Kun already has his own unique way of getting along with people, so he doesn't care too much. What's more, except for Yang Zhen'er's classmate who has never met, the rest of the ten people are considered familiar with him, and even most of them are his best friends in this city.

And this time drinking blood, he eliminated a record twelve rabbits, so there is no need to worry about not having enough rabbit meat.

When he passed the security booth in the community holding the foam box containing the prepared rabbit meat, the two security guards greeted him warmly, then gave him a thumbs up and said: "Mr. It is the best taste I have eaten in these years! Mr. Xiang will open a rabbit restaurant in the future, and the business will definitely explode!"

Xiang Kun smiled and exchanged a few words with them, then went out to take a taxi and left.

After returning from the Qinling no-man's land this time, Xiang Kun was worried that the amount of blood consumed might increase, so he bought a lot more meat rabbits, and bought 15 at a time.

When moving the rabbits, the security guard came over to ask about it. After all, in the past few months, you can often see Xiang Kun transporting rabbits back, with as few as five or six rabbits at a time, and as many as seven or eight rabbits. This time, there are more than a dozen rabbits. It is obviously not an ordinary pet. I am afraid that if he raises too many rabbits in the house, the smell and movement will be too loud, which may affect other residents.

Xiang Kun then explained, saying that he was practicing for making rabbit meat dishes and opening a restaurant in the future, and showed them the empty cage at home, telling them that the previous meat rabbits had already been made into corresponding dishes. Then two days later, Xiang Kun, who woke up after drinking blood, took a piece of rabbit meat, made a "cold eating rabbit" and gave it to the security guards for a "test dish", which immediately won the security guards' "rabbit meat chef" "Recognition.

When he arrived at Tang Baona's house, Xiang Kun couldn't help being taken aback when he saw Tang Baona called two friends to spend "Christmas Eve" together.

He happened to know these two people, and they were particularly impressive - they were the couple who Tang Baona met at KTV on her birthday since elementary school and finally walked into the marriage hall. Director, the girl is Linlin, Tang Baona's hair girl.

What stunned Xiang Kun was that after that day, he heard from Tang Baona that the couple who entered the marriage hall as "childhood sweethearts" got into a big fight because of minor conflicts, and finally divorced.

But now it seems that the two of them are chatting and laughing together, and they seem to be very harmonious, right?

When Xiang Kun went to the kitchen to process the rabbit meat and other ingredients that had been prepared in advance, Tang Baona came over on the pretext of helping, and chuckled softly, "Isn't it surprising to see the two of them?"

Xiang Kun subconsciously said, "Are they remarried?"

This time Tang Baona was stunned: "You know?"

"Oh, I guessed it." Xiang Kun said with a chuckle, "They are really capable of tossing around."

"There was such a big commotion before, the divorce certificate was changed, and Linlin was very determined to hear what she said. I thought they really couldn't turn back this time. I didn't expect that after a short time, they seemed to be alone again. It's over...the two of them, I really don't know what to say...they should be closer than ordinary relatives, maybe they can't adapt to the life without each other." Tang Baona didn't wonder why Xiang Kun It can be guessed that, from her point of view, Xiang Kun has always had amazing insight and can always see things that other people can't see. Maybe it's from the state of Linlin and her husband that she can see something. Come to this judgment.

Indeed, as soon as Xiang Kun entered the door, he saw a lot of information from the reunited couple, and established a cognitive model of them.

But the judgment of remarriage came from the prediction of what Tang Baona was going to say. After she said "I'm surprised to see the two of them", the next sentence immediately popped up in Xiang Kun's mind, guess what? It's about time she was about to say something.

Xiang Kun found that the cognitive models established by people who are particularly familiar with him are very detailed. It is not only a cognitive model constructed through new cognitive models through visual, auditory, olfactory and other information, but also a large number of previous cognitive models. The participation of observation information in all aspects of behavior, habits, performance, emotions, etc. is a more three-dimensional and comprehensive model.

When observing various real-time information such as tone, demeanor, and chat content, Xiang Kun can use this model to instantly predict Tang Baona's behavior, language, and even a certain degree of thinking.

Xiang Kun himself did not expect that he would know Tang Baona so well.

But if the target is Yang Zhen'er or Chang Bin, the effect will be worse, and if it is replaced by other people in the room, the effect will be reduced.

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