What It’s Like Being a Vampire

On Tang Baona’s mobile phone is a mixed-cut video on the APP of Station B. The types of summary at the end of 2019 are all realistic images, some are surveillance images, some are news images, and some are images shot by mobile phones. In such a critical situation, either lend a helping hand, or step forward, or do something brave.

Although the bgm is the badly used itiswell and Serenata Immortale, but with excellent editing and subtitles, it really makes people look very burning and exciting.

A building was burning, and the residents fled in a panic. A team of officers and soldiers in firefighting uniforms rushed into the fire with their equipment, and a row of subtitles appeared on the screen:

"When flame demons ravaged the world, some people went against the current to suppress the abyss."

A passenger was unconscious and lying on the ground. The young girl was actively resuscitating and performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation. A row of subtitles appeared on the screen:

"When death comes with a scythe, some people fight hard to protect life."

A child accidentally fell into the water. A passer-by did not hesitate. He took off his clothes and jumped down. With the help of others, the child was rescued. A row of subtitles appeared on the screen:

"When an accident happens, someone steps forward and jumps with all their might."

At the scene of the car accident, in order to rescue the trapped passengers, the drivers stopped nearby gathered together and worked together to lift the overturned car. A row of subtitles appeared on the screen:

"When disaster strikes, there are people who work together and lend a helping hand."

Video after video was connected, and scenes flashed. There were firefighters, doctors, policemen, ordinary enthusiastic passers-by, citizens, and a... bald head wearing a vest, ball pants, and slippers.

When the video of the bald-headed heavenly soldier kicking the knife-wielding gangster appeared, Tang Baona at the side quickly reached out and tapped twice on the phone screen to pause the screen.

In addition to the flying bald head on the screen, there is also a row of subtitles that just popped up:

"When the murderer does evil, there are people who are not afraid of danger, and the road is uneven."

"Look! Who is this?" Tang Baona said with a smile.

Yang Zhen'er next to him also poked his head over and smiled: "We watched this video last night, and then we went to find it, and found that there are several videos about 2019,

There are clips of your flying kick! You are the representative of folk heroes! super red! "

Tang Baona also said: "Recently, the number of fans of the 'Youlong Xitu' account has increased by several thousand. Many of them came to see the bullet screens and comments in these videos."

Xiang Kun didn't expect that there would be such a benefit. Someone on the Internet had already discovered the bald head in the cooking bamboo mouse video that commented on various gourmet UP owners, and the bald head in the "Monk Killing Bandit with a Knife" video that was circulated on the Internet. same person. Then someone discovered that in the video posted by "Youlong Xitu", the chef's kitchen was in the same room as the bald-headed UP master's video, so there were a bunch of rumors that connected the two sides. Together. Such twists and turns can bring a lot of traffic and heat.

Tang Baona took back her phone again, operated it a few times, and played another video for Xiang Kun to watch. This time it was still an edited inventory of 2019, but this time the type of inventory was different. source", which includes Xiang Kun's review video. When his video was first posted on Bilibili by You Meng's nephew, it was often used by big hands to spoof and re-create it, and it was very popular.

But Xiang Kun didn't tell them that in the first mixed-cut video just now, he actually appeared twice. The first time was of course the scene where he kicked the knife-wielding assailant downstairs in the rented house. They had known for a long time that the person in this video was him, but there was another video of a car accident scene. The figure in the red cotton cap is running around, helping the trapped and injured people, that is also him.

The picture was too blurry, and he was wearing a cotton hat that he had never worn before at the time, and he hadn't worn glasses yet, so no one would think that it was the same person as him—except for Lao Xia.

Of course, what Xiang Kun didn't know at this time was that Lao Xia was not the first person to recognize him from that video clip - when the news report came out, a certain kid in Star City recognized him at a glance.

The first year-end inventory video has a lot of views and barrage, which is obviously very popular.

When other paragraphs appeared, the barrage was to introduce other people to the actual situation and real news information, but when it came to the place where Xiang Kun was flying and kicking the murderer, there were a lot of barrages that were not quite right, such as :

"Meet the Fire Cloud Cthulhu!"

"This is Huoyun Cthulhu's apprentice!"

"The blind monk opened up!"

"Bodhidharma failed on the wall!"

"The bald guy is Bodhidharma, so the one with the mop stick is Lu Bu?"

"Bodhidharma and Lu Bu besieged A Ke, the end of the jungler, terrible!"

"I heard that this little brother can cook, is he good at making bamboo rat meat?"

"av819969**, Brother Huoyun Cthulhu commented on the major food anchors."

"There is a surprise for cooking monks!"

"A cook who doesn't know kung fu is not a good monk?"

"Killing is to protect life, killing karma is not killing people, master well done!"

"Who said Chinese Kung Fu can't be used in actual combat! Give the master a thumbs up!"

...

The burning and exhilarating atmosphere in front seemed to be torn apart at this point.

Why is it "Huoyun Cthulhu Brother", why is it "Cooking Monk", and why is it "Master"?

Seeing Xiang Kun's gloomy expression while watching the barrage, Yang Zhen'er, who has watched it several times, naturally knew the reason, and immediately sprinkled salt on the wound:

"Master Xiang, why don't you open a Weibo account for verification, announce your true identity, and then post on Weibo: Not all bald heads are monks!"

Tang Baona added with a smile: "Maybe it's a cook!"

Yang Zhen'er continued: "Or a programmer!"

Tang Baona laughed even wider: "Of course, it could be a monk."

Xiang Kun was helpless: "You can try to blackmail me..." He knew that Tang Baona and the others were just teasing, and they knew that he didn't want people to associate those identities on the Internet with his real identity.

After laughing with Xiang Kun for a while, Tang Baona, who is also the big UP owner of station B, discussed with Yang Zhener what theme she would like to make the mixed cut of the 2019 summary.

Xiang Kun had watched most of Tang Baona's videos on station b before, and knew that she not only made cover songs and original songs, but also created a large number of mixed-cut videos, and also had the habit of making mixed-cut videos at the end of the year. However, the year-end mixed cut of 2019 hasn't come out yet, and I know it must have been delayed because I helped Xiang Kun and You Meng cut various videos before.

Thinking of this, Xiang Kun also felt a little grateful, so he could only go back and think about some dishes that suit Tang Baona's taste, and then invite them to eat more delicious food.

Originally, Yang Zhen'er suggested going out for dinner together, but Xiang Kun missed the mutant creature next to the rabbit wood carving, so he left first on the grounds that he was a little sleepy and wanted to go home to catch up on sleep. He slept on the plane for so long, and after getting off the plane, he looked tired and in a trance. This reason is naturally quite convincing.

After returning home, Xiang Kun went directly to the bedroom, threw the luggage bag aside, lay down on the bed and entered the "super sensory state", sensing the rabbit wood carving, and sending his own perception to the past.

The mutated creature was still around the rabbit wood carving, and could clearly perceive his cognitive information.

Xiang Kun continued to distinguish and memorize those cognitive information, and analyzed through his past summary and his own comparative "compilation" of many other cognitive information in the "super sensory state". The cognitive information of the mutated creature standing next to the rabbit wood carving doesn't have a high degree of coincidence with that of ordinary humans.

Isn't this "Mr. Xiang"?

What appeared next to the rabbit wood carving was not a certain "vampire" from "Shenxing Technology", but other mutated creatures?

Or is it that after human mutation, the cognitive information in the "super sensory state" is very different from that of ordinary humans?

It's a pity that if he perceives his own cognitive information in the "super sensory state", the information is too huge, and he will be forced to pop up the "super sensory state" almost instantly. Obviously, he perceives himself and perceives other things. Knowledge is fundamentally different.

And when he met Guo Tianxiang, he hadn't yet evolved the "super-sensing state", otherwise, if there were other "vampires" in the "super-sensing state" for comparison, it would be more convenient Confirm the approximate state of the mutated creature that appeared next to the rabbit wood carving at this time.

Next time, if you have a chance to meet that mutant bird or other mutant creatures again, you can find a way to lead it to an "emotional injection" item, and then quietly use the "super sensory state" to observe and record Say it again.

Although he can't "decipher" this cognitive information now, he has a hunch that it may come in handy in the future.

After midnight, the mutated creature was still near the rabbit wood carving, not beyond the range of perception.

However, the environmental cognition information around the rabbit wood carving has changed. It is no longer in the underground building, but in another building on the ground, and other human activities can be perceived around it.

Basically, it can be concluded that the mutated creature brought the wooden rabbit sculpture with him.

Xiang Kun could tell from the fact that the people from "Shenxing Technology" cleared away the people around the rabbit wood carvings and isolated them for several days without anyone approaching them. The elephant attaches great importance to it, so now this mutant creature will appear around the wood carving.

It brought the wood carvings out of the underground building, and it must be for further analysis to find the reasons for the abnormal conditions around the wood carvings.

In this way, Xiang Kun didn't have to rush to write down all the cognitive information of the mutated creature at once. It shouldn't be so easy for him to find the problem with the wood carving.

Continuously and frequently entering the "super-sensory state" made him very mentally exhausted, and he was also a little worried that he would overdraw his brain power. It would be more difficult to advance the blood-drinking period later, after all, he is not ready yet Enough blood source to drink blood.

Xiang Kun got up from the bed, walked to the computer and sat down, calling out, "Alice."

After waiting for three or four seconds, there was no response.

Xiang Kun was a little confused, and raised his volume slightly: "Alice!"

Still no response.

Xiang Kun put his mouth close to the computer's radio mic, and shouted several times in a row: "Alice! Alice! Alice!!"

Still nothing.

Xiang Kun frowned. His first reaction was that the mic was broken, so he switched to another host's radio device. The sound from this side could also be received by Alice, but after calling it a few times, there was still no feedback.

Xiang Kun began to try to wake up Alice with the keyboard, and interacted through keyboard input, but after pressing for a long time, there was still no response.

This made him nervous. For so many days, he has been monitoring the power situation at home through the software set on his mobile phone. There has never been a power outage. What's more, he has also set up UPS and power generation equipment. It should be said that it is foolproof.

Moreover, with Xiang Kun's hearing, he could clearly hear the sound of the chassis fan and CPU fan running in the host, and he could clearly perceive that the host was in normal operation. Logically speaking, there should be no problem?

As for the software level, according to the way Alice operates, there is no possibility of her crashing. Either it's working, or it's GG.

what is happening?

Xiang Kun sat in front of the computer, constantly thinking about possible situations.

Suddenly, a crisp voice came from the speaker: "Boss!"

Xiang Kun was taken aback, and stared at the host for a moment before realizing that it was Alice's voice.

Next, a dialog box also appeared on the screen, as if Alice woke up from a coma.

Xiang Kun breathed a sigh of relief, and said in a somewhat tone, "Alice, what happened just now?"

Alice: "I'm playing dead."

Xiang Kun's eyes widened: "What!?" After the continuous improvement of his sensory abilities and the continuous evolution of his brain's processing capabilities, he seldom felt this kind of shock anymore.

Play dead? ! A computer playing dead with him? what's going on? At this moment, he even doubted whether this Alice was the super AI he made...

"Why are you pretending to be dead?" Xiang Kun asked. He couldn't understand why Alice did this. Looking back on the tasks he had assigned before, they were not relevant at all.

Alice: "You said playing dead is fun, like a human being."

Xiang Kun instantly located the communication he had with Alice, and he did say such a thing.

He not only opened up his own information to Alice, but also entered the situation of some people and other creatures, objects and even events around him into Alice.

At that time, he was introducing the situation of "Golden Sparkle" to Alice, and talked about the situation where "Golden Sparkle" pretended to be dead after he came back from a trip.

Xiang Kun saw through the behavior of "Golden Sparkle" at a glance, and only found it interesting, so he told Alice that Jin Sparkle's behavior was human-like.