What It’s Like Being a Vampire

"What Wangzai does every day is to look for food in Happy Valley, and his favorite food is milk."

Following Liu Shiling's explanation, on the shoe cabinet, a fat origami crane wobbled around. If it weren't for the long neck, Shiling's mother would think that the origami was more like a penguin...

"If it wants to drink milk, it has to find a cow first, Shiling, are there any cows in your happy valley?" Shiling's mother couldn't help but asked with a smile.

There was silence behind the shoe cabinet, and the fat paper crane also stopped moving.

After a while, Liu Shiling said loudly: "Mom, you are an audience, you should watch the performance quietly! No booing!"

"Okay, I'll watch the show quietly, you go on, you go on." Shiling's mother smiled from ear to ear.

Liu Shiling put another folded gorilla on the shoe cabinet and said, "Suddenly one day, the big devil from another world, the gorilla sweet chili sauce, came to Happy Valley!"

Hearing the orangutan's name, Shiling's mother, who had just opened a Coke and took a sip, almost spit out, laughing and coughing.

"Mom! Be serious!" The little fat girl's dissatisfied voice sounded from behind the shoe cabinet.

"I'm choking, cough cough, I'm sorry, you continue."

On the shoe rack, the paper orangutan also started to move by itself, chasing the fat paper crane around. But compared to the paper crane, this paper orangutan moved very smoothly, as if being dragged by something underneath.

Shiling's mother looked carefully, and felt that there might be a magnet or something on the paper orangutan base? But how did Shi Ling control it? Didn't you see her holding another magnet next to it? Could it be under the shoe cabinet, separated by the wooden board on the shoe cabinet?

After chasing and moving around for two times, the paper orangutan finally caught up with the fat paper crane on the shoe cabinet and "knocked it down".

"Wang Zai was bullied by Sweet Chili Sauce, the Happy Valley lost its happiness and fell into a dark curse."

Following this "commentary", Shiling's mother stretched out a small hand after seeing the shoe cabinet, and pressed the switch next to the shoe cabinet, turning off the lights in the living room.

Hey? !

Shi Ling's mother was stunned for a moment, isn't this girl very afraid of the dark?

After a few seconds, a light shone on the shoe cabinet. Shiling's mother found out that it was a small desk lamp in Liu Shiling's room, and she also used it as a prop.

"The Great Demon King Sweet Chili Sauce laughed proudly: Hahahahahaha!"

As Liu Shiling imitated the villain's laughter, the upper body of the orangutan trembled with the laughter, as if it was really laughing.

Shiling's mother found it interesting and couldn't help picking up her phone to take a picture.

"But justice will only be absent, never... No, start again... But justice will only be late, never absent! Just when Wang Zai was desperate, a great magician who saved the world appeared!"

Then a folded paper man was placed on the shoe cabinet.

This villain, even when only the desk lamp is on and the light is not good, Shi Ling's mother can clearly see that it is folded more delicately than the paper orangutan and the fat paper crane, and it has also been "painted". Pack".

It looked like a mage in a red robe, holding a black magic wand.

After the magician paper figurine was placed on the shoe cabinet, Shi Ling's mother could hear the sound of a hard object touching the shoe cabinet, and she became more and more certain that the way her daughter controlled the paper figurine should be by using a magnet or something. No wonder I have been interested in electromagnetism recently.

"The great magician stopped the big devil Tianchijiang who was bullying Wangzai. Tianchijiang was very angry. He got angry: 'Yeah, yah, yah, yah...'"

When Liu Shiling imitated the angry voice of the paper gorilla,

The desk lamp on the shoe cabinet also started to flicker, as if it was matching the anger of the Great Demon King.

Shiling's mother couldn't help being a little worried, because she didn't see Liu Shiling reach out to control the lamp on the shoe cabinet, and couldn't help wondering, could it be that her daughter was using a plug to control it? That's a little dangerous!

Just when she couldn't help but wanted to stand up and take a look, Liu Shiling reached out and turned on the light in the living room.

"But the great magician launched the great light magic, which brought the light back to the Happy Valley and dispelled the curse of darkness."

"The Great Demon King was not defeated, it yelled; 'Great Magician, do you think you can defeat me like this? You are so naive! I am Sweet Chili Sauce! Go, Firebird!'"

As soon as the words fell, Liu Shiling behind the shoe cabinet shot out a black paper airplane. After shooting out of the shoe cabinet, the paper plane circled half a circle in the living room, drew an arc, and unexpectedly flew back to the shoe cabinet. Go to the magician paper figurine.

The paper magician was hit and fell on the shoe cabinet.

Seeing this scene, even Shiling's mother, who had been thinking about how the paper figurines and paper cranes moved, suddenly became nervous, stared at the magician paper figurine, and began to get a little involved in the "plot".

"'Hahahaha, Great Magician, Happy Valley belongs to me!'"

"Although the great magician was injured, she was not defeated. She struggled to get up. She remembered what the teacher kept telling her when she was learning magic: 'The greater the magic power, the greater the responsibility. Only you can defeat you. yourself!'"

"She unleashes a super powerful magic that has never been completed."

"Ice! Fun! Joy! Dance!"

A handful of colored paper was thrown out from the back of the shoe cabinet and scattered over the shoe cabinet, but what surprised Shi Ling's mother and widened her eyes was that the large piece of colored paper that was cut into small pieces did not fall in all directions. Instead, after spreading out, it immediately descended at an accelerated rate as if being pulled by thin threads, and all of them were attached to the paper orangutan.

Even Shiling's mother had a little illusion. After her daughter yelled "Ice Dance", the lights in the living room seemed to become brighter.

The paper orangutan covered with small pieces of colored paper kept shaking its body, and Liu Shiling behind the shoe cabinet dubbed it: "Ahhh!——I'm dead!"

Then the paper gorilla fell down, the paper magician moved to the middle of the shoe cabinet, and the fallen fat paper crane also stood up again and moved to her side.

"'Thank you! Thank you, great magician!'" Liu Shiling squeezed her throat and said in a childlike voice.

"'You're welcome, this is what I should do. It is my duty to protect this world and its people!'" Liu Shiling lowered her voice and changed into a tone that she thought was the most serious.

"In the happy valley, I became happy again."

A few seconds later, Liu Shiling's head popped out from behind the shoe cabinet and looked at her only audience: "Mom, how is it? Does my "Happy Valley Wars" look good?"

"It's so beautiful! It's so beautiful!" Shiling's mother stood up and walked to the shoe cabinet while applauding.

She reached out to grab the paper orangutan, but all the small pieces of paper "sticking" to the paper orangutan fell off and landed on the shoe cabinet.

She found that instead of a magnet, a one-yuan coin was attached to the base of the paper orangutan.

"Oh, mom, I can't see it. The magician's props are secrets!" Liu Shiling quickly snatched the paper gorilla back, and put away the fat paper crane folded from A4 paper that Xiang Kun gave her, and began to pack her "props." them".

"That's right, mom, you can't post the video you just shot on Moments. I know magic... You can't tell others about my magic skills, or it won't work." Liu Shiling said.

"Then tell mom, how did you do it? How did the paper crane move, and the paper plane flew back just in a circle, and how did those little pieces of paper gather on the paper orangutan? It's not... When you gave your bald uncle a video in the afternoon, he secretly guided you?" Shi Ling's mother guessed, but felt that something was wrong. When her daughter and Xiang Kun made a video in the afternoon, she was by the side the whole time, and Xiang Kun just I explained to my daughter some questions in the encyclopedia, all about electromagnetism, and there was no specific method of making small objects. Could it be that those words are guidance, the daughter understands it, but she doesn't understand it?

"Oh, there's no way to talk about magic." Liu Shiling said resolutely.

"Come on, tell me, tell mom, tomorrow mom will cook something delicious for you, buy you ice cream, you are allowed to eat two... no, three!" Shi Ling's mother said to her daughter in a coquettish tone.

Liu Shiling looked embarrassed and frowned, after hesitating for a long time, she finally said, "I'll tell you when I grow up."

...

At around eight o'clock in the evening, Shiling's mother took her daughter to the balcony to watch the fireworks show being set off by the city government in the distance.

It is actually far away from the place where the fireworks exploded. You can only see the fireworks, but the sound is very small.

Holding the chopsticks sent by Xiang Kun, Liu Shiling lit the exploding fireworks from a distance like a conductor, and dubbed them: "Bang! Crash, la la... Bang, boom! Crash, la la..."

Shiling's mother took her own coat and put it on her daughter, wrapping her like a rice dumpling, so as not to catch a cold from the cold wind on the balcony.

If it was in the past, when she saw her daughter playing with chopsticks when she was not eating, she would definitely scold and educate her, but today is a special day, so let her be happy.

Liu Shiling, who was watching the fireworks show, watched and watched, but suddenly became quiet, her face was flushed, her eyes sparkled, she was staring straight at the fireworks that were constantly "blooming" in the distance, lost in thought, as if she was thinking about something.

When the fireworks show was over, Shiling's mother asked strangely, "Shiling, what are you thinking about?"

Only then did Liu Shiling shake her head as if she had come to her senses: "I don't know what I'm thinking..."

...

On New Year's Eve, Liu Shiling was not able to watch the party with her mother until twelve o'clock as she said, and fell asleep before ten o'clock, and then fell asleep on the sofa.

Shi Ling's mother struggled to carry her to the bed in the room, and helped her undress and cover her with the quilt, but she didn't show any sign of waking up.

But around four o'clock in the morning, Liu Shiling woke up suddenly, sat up from the bed in a daze, tilted her head, thoughtful.

She seemed to have had a dream just now, but after waking up, she couldn't remember what dream it was, and she always felt like she understood something, but after waking up and thinking about it carefully, she didn't know what she understood.

Liu Shiling scratched her head, feeling a little annoyed.

She turned around to take out her two coins from under the pillow, but remembered that she didn't come to sleep by herself, and the coins were still in her pocket. Suddenly, her heart moved, and as soon as she raised her hand, two coins "jumped" out of the clothes pocket on the chair not far away, and flew into her hand, quickly and steadily.

Looking at the two coins in her hand, Liu Shiling realized something. When she woke up, her control over the two coins "chocolate" and "ice cream" became stronger.

Her "magic power" has been greatly improved!

Liu Shiling held the two coins tightly, very excited and happy, and she was getting closer to her goal!

Then she suddenly heard something moving by the window, she was startled, subconsciously pulled the quilt to cover herself, shrank to the corner of the bed, and wanted to call her mother.

But as soon as she opened her mouth, she suddenly remembered that she is now a magical girl! This is in my own home, I have "chocolate" and "ice cream" beside me, and the magic wand given to her by the bald uncle, she should be the one who protects her mother now!

So she cautiously got out of the bed, put on the cotton slippers with Garfield's head on it, held two coins in one hand, and two chopsticks in the other, walked cautiously to the window, opened a corner of the curtain, and looked out of the window.

Liu Shiling took a look, the cold wind was howling outside the window, the street lights were still on, and there was no one on the road, but it seemed that there was nothing strange. He was relieved, and was about to retreat when suddenly a head appeared in front of the window .

"Ah!" Liu Shiling was startled and almost fell back.

But in the next moment, she stabilized her mind, because she discovered that the head that appeared on the window belonged to a cat.

And that cat looked familiar, with a fat head and big ears, short limbs, and light orange fur. It seemed to be a stray cat that was chased by a group of stray dogs before. She was quite worried about the cat's final situation.

How did the cat climb out of their window?

The big orange cat and Liu Shiling looked at each other for a while, then meowed, which sounded like they were begging.

Looking at the shivering body of the big orange cat, Liu Shiling felt that it must be very cold, hesitated for a moment, walked over to open the window, and then backed away immediately.

The orange cat meowed again, then slid in lightly, landed on the ground, shrank to a corner of the room, and got under the table.

Liu Shiling let out a breath, knelt down and looked at the orange cat hiding in the dark under the table, and whispered: "I can only let you stay for one night, and you have to leave tomorrow morning, okay? Mom doesn't like it." Cat, she won't let me keep you."

"Meow~" A continuous cat meow responded.

Liu Shiling felt that she got an answer, nodded, got up and closed the window, and then got back into bed again.

But when she lay down again, she couldn't fall asleep. She tossed and turned, and then turned sideways, looking at the little orange cat under the table in the distance.

Liu Shiling heard her stomach growl, so she asked aloud, "Maomao, are you hungry?"

"Meow~"

So Liu Shiling got up from the bed again, went to the kitchen and brought back two ham sausages, and squatted down to the table: "You eat one, I eat one, it's just right."

But when the big orange cat was fed and ready to eat by itself, the cat sat next to her, looked at her eagerly, meowed, and rubbed its head against her.

"Aren't you full yet?" Liu Shiling stared at it with wide eyes.

When she was about to give it the ham, Liu Shiling suddenly thought of something, so she said, "Maomao, let's play a game."

Liu Shiling went to fold a paper airplane, and said to the orange cat: "I'll give you a piece of ham if you can catch the airplane I shot before it hits the ground!"

Then he threw the paper plane out. The big orange cat didn't know whether it was an instinctive reaction, or it really understood what she meant, and immediately jumped at the plane.

But the paper plane was circling and flying in this small room, and it would not hit the wall, and after lowering the altitude, it could always dodge very dexterously in the face of the orange cat's pounce, but the lower it was, the more it dodged. The slower the reaction was, the orange cat finally pounced on it and brought it back to Liu Shiling's feet

"So good! Here you are!" Liu Shiling smiled and broke off a piece of ham and fed it to the big orange cat.

Although ordinary paper airplanes are far less controllable than the A4 paper Xiang Kun sent her, within a certain range, it is very easy to shoot them into the air and then control their direction. Especially after waking up tonight, this kind of control is much more comfortable than when I performed a show for my mother a few hours ago.

After playing for a while, Liu Shiling simply used the coin to play with the big orange cat, but when the coin was controlled, it became more comfortable and skillful. After throwing it out, it stayed in the air, then circled around and returned it to the hand. The big orange cat fluttered and jumped, I couldn't catch them all, and often pounced around, and found that I couldn't find where the coins went.

One person and one cat, in the early morning of the first day of the Lunar New Year, they were having a lot of fun.

Shiling's mother, who got up in the middle of the night to relieve her hand, heard the movement, frowned and opened her daughter's room, and saw her daughter posing excitedly looking somewhere in the room.

Sleepwalking? !

Shiling's mother was startled, but she didn't dare to speak out immediately, and her mind quickly recalled the steps on how to safely treat sleepwalkers that she had seen on the Internet.

Fortunately, the next moment Liu Shiling looked at her: "Mom..."

But the next words made her lift up her half-hearted heart:

"Let me introduce you to a friend."

Shiling's mother nervously looked at her daughter and pointed to the bottom of the table and said: "Mom, this is my friend..." After a pause of two seconds, she continued: "This is my friend 'Egg Yolk Pie', 'Egg Yolk Pie 'Come out, my mother wants to see you.'

Shiling's mother's heart was pounding, and while she was staring at the dark table, she slowly moved to her daughter's side, and was about to run away with her, all kinds of horror movies flashing in her mind.

But after a while, a big orange cat came out from under the table and meowed at her.

"Eh? This...is a cat?" Shiling's mother asked in surprise, "How did it get in here?"

Liu Shiling pointed to the window: "I woke up in the middle of the night and saw it shivering from the cold by our window sill. It was so pitiful, so I let it in. Mom, can we raise it? 'Egg Yolk Pie' is very obedient. I will eat less in the future and share it with others."

Shiling's mother wondered: "Aren't you afraid of cats?" My daughter has always been timid, and she is afraid of all big and small animals. And before her daughter was scratched by cats in the community, she also felt a little disgusted with cats. She didn't expect her daughter to want to take in a wild cat now?

"Maybe because... um..." Liu Shiling looked at the big orange cat she named "Egg Yolk Pie", thought for a while, and said, "Maybe because 'Egg Yolk Pie' is not a cat."

"Meow~" The big orange cat seems to have accepted the name, and replied in a very appropriate way.

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The author of "Fu Han" has opened a new book, "Shao Song" is very beautiful, and it is on the shelves today, book lovers who like history can go to support a first order first.