What It’s Like Being a Vampire

When Xiang Kun closed his eyes and the iron ball covered by the tungsten steel ball was only the size of a volleyball, although there was no sound at all, everyone on the rooftop seemed to hear a desperate cry.

Yang Zhen'er, who was at the door of the stairwell, excitedly grabbed Tang Baona's arm with both hands, and said loudly: "Is the 'Different Pig' killed? Yes, Nana? Hehe, let me just say, why is it so proud? Can it be killed? Which onion does it think it is! There is no dish in this world that the chef can't handle!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Xiang Kun opened his eyes and looked at them with a smile.

Although in the "Alien World", he and Alice have completed the preliminary cognitive model test, completely took over the high-dimensional factors of "Alien No. 1", and wandered around in the "Alien World", but in In the real world, Xiang Kun's time from closing his eyes to opening them was only the time for Yang Zhener to bluff.

"Uncle Xiang, you have hair!" Little Apple said in surprise.

"Xiang Kun, you've been sleeping for a long time!" Tang Baona greeted with a smile.

"Chef Xiang! Well done!" Yang Zhen'er said with clenched fists.

"Mr. Xiang, don't come here without any harm." Mr. Liang, who was floating on the roof, opened his mask and smiled.

"Brother Xiang! You're so handsome!" Yang Zhuo couldn't help shouting.

Liu Zhengyi also wanted to say something, but when he opened his mouth, snot flowed down his nose, so he had to give up.

Xiang Kun greeted several people, and finally looked at Xia Libing, who just nodded: "The plan is complete?"

"Finished." Xiang Kun also nodded.

After that, he jumped up directly and jumped off the roof. Since he just flew back, the chubby girl Liu Shiling, who is no longer fat, has been shouting "Uncle Bald" in the parking lot below for a long time.

Xiang Kun, who fell from the sky, landed in front of him, waving his arms wide open. Liu Shiling, who was jumping from time to time, was startled. Lao He, who was standing beside the car, was also startled. The members of the research base on other cars in the parking lot were even more shocked He was stunned by the shock - because Xiang Kun's fall was not a free fall, but accelerated and straightened, like a missile, but when it landed, it fluttered lightly, with a sense of disobedience that did not conform to physics - and This sense of disobedience gave them a strong sense of power and impact.

"What the f..." Kerovin murmured, "Who is this? This is scarier than Mr. Liang in armor..."

Old Qian whispered, "Could it be...the legendary Mr. Xiang?"

The captain of their action team said firmly: "Impossible! This man has hair!"

And over there,

Seeing that Xiang Kun fell, Liu Shiling was stunned for a moment. After confirming that it was Xiang Kun, she immediately ran over with joy, "Uncle Bald!" and hugged him.

But after hugging Xiang Kun, Liu Shiling seemed to think of something, and looked up at the top of his head: "Ah! It's not the bald uncle!"

Xiang Kun smiled and said, "Is it better to be bald or to have hair?" He knew that the little chubby girl was talking about "not bald" uncle, and "not bald" became the uncle's attributive.

Liu Shiling smiled brightly: "It looks good with hair, but I'm more used to it with a bald head!"

The sky cleared the clouds and the sun shone.

...

Tongshi Town, Youlong Hotel.

Today's Youlong Restaurant has become a world-renowned chain restaurant brand, with branches all over the world, specializing in rabbit meat. "Tongshi Rabbit Meat" has become a well-known specialty.

However, for many people who have been to Youlong Restaurant in Tongshi Town, the Youlong Restaurant in other places is not authentic. That taste" - and must be eaten in the store.

This is the consensus of almost everyone who has been to the main store of Youlong Hotel, so even though there are three branches in Tongshi Town alone, the main store in this pedestrian street still has to queue up every time they arrive at the restaurant.

Of course, the boss's "old friends" are naturally privileged. There is always a private room reserved for them on the second floor. Even if the store is full, this private room will always be reserved for them.

At this time, it was lunch time. In addition to Xia Tianhuo, Liu Caifu, and Chu Xiuwen, who had already cooperated in more than a dozen projects in Tongshi Town, there were also Liu Feibao, Qi Haoguo, He Haomin and others.

They are going to give Qi Haoguo a clean-up today—the president of the "Haoguo Group", who surrendered himself before and was finally convicted and sentenced to eight years in prison. Then because of his excellent performance in prison, his sentence was commuted and he was released from prison early.

In fact, if he didn't take the initiative to confess many crimes, no one would know about them, there would be no evidence, and no one would even show up. However, he still took the initiative to speak out and helped the police collect evidence and assist in the prosecution. Fang was convicted. But it was precisely because of this that his final sentence for those crimes was not as serious as expected.

After being released from prison for several years, Qi Haoguo's overall demeanor has become more refined and stable, and he even looks younger and stronger than before he entered.

His family did not leave him because he was in prison. In prison, he kept communicating with his children, discussing various life and study issues with them, and asking them to recommend books on philosophy, literature and other aspects to him. Then use this as a topic to continue communicating with the children. His wife often takes the children to see him in prison. Much better, much more intimate.

After lunch, everyone dispersed. Qi Haoguo's family is in the provincial capital, but his villa in Tongshi Town is still there, and Xiao Liu has been helping him take care of it, so Xia Tianhuo and Old He He sent it home.

After sending off Qi Haoguo, Xia Tianhuo drove Lao He back to Chongyun Village. Lao He spent most of his time in Pengcheng, and when he came to Haixi, he basically went to the research base in Chongyun Village. This time, he happened to miss the taste of rabbit meat at Youlong Restaurant, so after arriving by plane, he first came to Tongshi Town After a meal, they happened to meet them to clean up Qi Haoguo, so Xia Tianhuo dragged them to the private room to have dinner together.

"Old He, when we were at the restaurant just now, Lao Qi told me in private that he wanted to donate money to our research base." Xia Tianhuo said.

Strictly speaking, he and Lao He are now colleagues, but Lao He is the leader of the "non-research center", and he is in the field investigation department of the research base.

A few years ago, after Lao Xia started to launch the "Spirit Control Theory", Xia Tianhuo accepted the first batch of "Inspiration Tests" together with Yang Zhuo, Li Shizhen and others. Although he passed the "Inspiration Tests" easily, but in In the follow-up study, his grades were so low that he missed several opportunities for practice and was kept at the research base to "make up lessons".

Hearing Xia Tianhuo's words, Lao He smiled and said, "Donation is unnecessary, tell him that the research base is not short of money."

Xia Tianhuo nodded: "I think so, but he has another request, he also wants to join the research base."

"Join the research base? He doesn't do research..." Lao He frowned, but immediately realized what Qi Haoguo wanted to join, and said, "You told him about the field investigation department?"

"How is it possible!" Xia Tianhuo hurriedly said, "I didn't say anything, I remember the confidentiality clause firmly, if the secret is leaked, Lao Xia can take my skin off. Lao Qi guessed it himself, you should know , Lao Qi knows no less than us. But he doesn’t know the specifics, he just guesses that we must have such a department, and guesses that I am also in it.”

"Oh, that's it, then you should ask Dr. Xia directly?" Lao He said.

"Old Xia will definitely let me go through the formal application channel. I don't know how to use the formal application channel. Of course I am asking you. And I heard that there is a political review to enter the research base. Lao Qi has just been released from prison and can pass. Is it?" Xia Tianhuo said.

"I know about Mr. Qi's situation, um..." Lao He thought of Qi Haoguo's experience of seeing "Barbie Warrior" at the beginning, and said, "It should be no problem. I can help you with the basic procedures here. Let him go to the 'non-research center' first." ', but if you want to join your field investigation department, you still need Dr. Xia's approval."

"That's natural, thank you, Lao He."

"Be polite, it's all for work."

After a while, Xia Tianhuo couldn't help but asked, "Is Xiang Kun back?"

"Huh? Why do you ask that?"

"Did you come back when you went to Yangcheng to perform missions at the end of August?" Xia Tianhuo asked again.

Lao He's expression was a little surprised, but he didn't say anything. After that mission ended, Dr. Xia made it clear that Xiang Kun's return was kept secret for the time being, but Xia Tianhuo was not only related to Dr. Xia and Ms. Yang, but also had a good relationship with Li Shiqi and Yang Zhuo. Maybe he got the news from somewhere .

Xia Tianhuo said by himself: "After returning from that mission, Yang Zhuo and Liu Zhengyi's condition was not quite right. Yang Zhuo was so excited to see his idol, he felt like there were springs under his feet when he walked, and Liu Zhengyi saw a miracle. There is also Yang Laosan of our family, who has not posted the Moments of Food Exploration Store for more than a week after that, but I know that during that time she and Lao Xia, Nana, and Xiao Lingdang They are in Pengcheng. The most important thing is that before the EU investigation team in Antarctica, a team witnessed someone flying up from the ground, riding lightning, flying away through the clouds and fog. It was the day you carried out the mission in Yangcheng, and that day Yangcheng also has abnormal weather changes."

After listening to his "reasoning" process, Lao He smiled and said, "You have to ask Dr. Xia directly about this."

Xia Tianhuo immediately knew the answer, and was also a little excited: "I understand." Lao He's answer obviously acquiesced to his guess.

"It seems that Xiang Kun has other tasks..." Xia Tianhuo was thoughtful, "Old He, how good do you think Xiang Kun is now? He should be definitely number one in the world, right? There are basically no 'mutated creatures' Can you beat him?"

"You should still ask Dr. Xia this question." Old He laughed.

"It's boring, old He, it's boring~!" Xia Tianhuo shook his head.

Old He smiled and didn't say anything, but he thought of the similar topic he had talked with Mr. Liang in private after the mission a month ago.

How strong is Xiang Kun?

He was equally curious about this question.

Mr. Liang said he didn't know, and it was hard to measure.

Old He then asked: How many do you think you can beat Mr. Xiang?

Mr. Liang laughed loudly: I can't beat Xiang Kun with a hundred or ten thousand. It's not a question of concept at all. It's like how many whales can beat the sea? Me, Dr. Xia, Miss Tang, Jiang Chun, all of our abilities now come from the ability system established by Xiang Kun.

Lao He was a little surprised at the time: Isn't Xiang Kun invincible?

Mr. Liang's tone was a little emotional: You should be glad that Xiang Kun is invincible.

At this time, Lao He looked at the scenery of Chongyun Village outside the car window, and remembered Mr. Liang's words again.

While thinking in the car, he suddenly saw two people sitting beside the artificial lake in Chongyun Village fishing, one of them should be Mr. Liang from the back.

When did Mr. Liang actually go fishing?

And he was fishing with others. Normally, unless he was on a mission, he didn't like to communicate with people face to face.

Lao He put his eyes on the back of another person, and quickly recognized that person's identity.

...

By the lake, Mr. Liang, who looked like a young man in his twenties, was sitting steadily with a fishing rod, his body motionless, and not far away, a man in his sixties or seventies, with well-dyed black hair The majestic old man was also fishing with a fishing rod.

Both of them seemed to be concentrating on fishing without saying a word.

Soon after, Mr. Liang caught the fish first.

Seeing him carrying the big fish weighing six or seven catties, the old man also showed a bright smile: "Not bad, A Liang, I heard that the quality of the fish here is good. I borrowed the kitchen from the restaurant over there at noon to show off." , I remember that you loved fish the most when you were a child, when your mother..."

The old man stopped suddenly when he said this, his expression became a little bewildered and nervous.

Mr. Liang smiled and said: "Dad, it's okay, I can eat now. I still remember that I loved every time my mother cooked fish soup, and my mother helped me remove the fishbone every time. So later …Later, it was the first time our father and I ate fish by ourselves, and I was stuck in my throat by a fishbone, so you drove me to the hospital quickly, I remember that night…you secretly cried.”

"You remember..." This old man is Lu Cheng'an, the founder of "Shenxing Technology" and the father of Mr. Liang.

Five years ago, after Mr. Liang reshaped his body, he went back to see his father.

When seeing Mr. Liang's reconstructed appearance for the first time, although Lu Cheng didn't say much, he was so excited that he almost passed out. Fortunately, Alice secretly helped to protect the old man's heart.

However, the father and son have not seen each other for too long, have not communicated, and are still a little uncomfortable with each other. In addition, during that time, there were many things in the research base, non-research center, and Shenxing Technology. He had to travel frequently, so the father and son In fact, after a few years, the two didn't have many opportunities to be together.

Until these two years, Mr. Liang gradually figured out a lot of things, and began to get along with his father more actively. He often invited his father to Chongyun Village to stay for a while.

Although the father and son still do not have much direct verbal communication, the feeling between father and son is becoming more and more natural.

"I remember." Mr. Liang stood up with a smile, and was going to help his father.

Lu Chengan waved his hands, and stood up by himself: "I feel that Chongyun Village is indeed a beautiful place. In the past two years, I have often come here to live for a while, climbing mountains, fishing, and this old back problem is actually good. about there."

Mr. Liang smiled and said, "You can just move here and live here. Anyway, the company has professional managers to take care of it, and my people will watch over it, so nothing will go wrong." He actually knew that his father was getting older and older, The body is getting better and better, thanks to the care of Xiang Kun and Alice, and thanks to the "super sensory item system".

Lu Cheng'an nodded: "I have thought about it." He said, patted his son on the shoulder, sighed and said: "If only your mother was still alive, seeing you now, she will definitely be very happy." Happy."

Mr. Liang also sighed softly in his heart: Yes, it would be great if my mother was still alive. It would be great if Xiang Kun was born twenty years earlier, if Xiang Kun was already this powerful at that time.

Carrying fish and fishing tackle, I walked with my father to the restaurant by the lake not far away. Standing on a high place, I looked at the planned buildings of various research projects in Chongyun Village surrounding the research base, and the construction sites that were under construction. , he couldn't help sighing softly in his heart:

Academician Shen, I really hope you can see this.

We are already the absolute number one in the world in the research and application of "blood-eating organisms".

Our research is useful to the country and the people, and to all mankind.

...

October 4, Pengcheng.

Today is Tang Baona's birthday, everyone has gathered in the suburban villa bought by Lao Xiaxin since the day before yesterday, even Liu Shiling, a glorious primary school student, was able to stay with everyone because of the National Day holiday.

In fact, Lao Xia didn’t buy a house in Pengcheng. If she came to Pengcheng, she would live in the same building where Tang Baona, Yang Zhen’er, and Xiaopangniu lived. She slept at the house of Yang Zhen'er and Tang Baona.

The reason for buying this villa is to facilitate someone's "long sleep".

It has been more than a month since the mission at the Yangcheng Hospital of Traditional Chinese Medicine. During this time, Xiang Kun was still focusing on establishing the cognitive model of the "Alien World", and had to sleep for a long time from time to time.

So Lao Xia, Tang Baona and the others built a large hidden bedroom in the basement of the villa, specially for him to sleep in.

The bedroom door was slowly opened, Yang Zhen'er stuck his head in, looked at the bed, confirmed that Xiang Kun was sleeping, then turned around and waved behind him, and whispered: "Chef Xiang is sleeping, come in. "

So, under Yang Zhener's leadership, Tang Baona, Little Apple, Liu Shiling, Xia Libing, Egg Yolk Pie, Jin Shining, Little Mantou, and even the "little old Xia version of Alice" all followed in.

Yang Zhen'er carried a plate of birthday cake, walked to the bed and looked at Xiang Kun, then put it on his stomach, began to spread the cake cream with his hands, and then went to paint Xiang Kun's face.

"Hurry up, come and help me." Yang Zhen'er greeted excitedly with a suppressed voice.

Liu Shiling and Tang Baona leaned over, giggling and taking cream to help smear Xiang Kun's face.

But Apple was worried and said: "It will be difficult to clean up now. Uncle Xiang is still sleeping, so it's not good... why don't you just use Sister Bing's existing cream, so that it won't fall off after a while, no will get dirty."

Yang Zhen'er put two cherries on Xiang Kun's cheeks, and said, "Because we want to take pictures! Lao Xia's cream is more troublesome to take pictures, so we have to use real ones, it's okay, it's all on the face, and after a while the towel Just wipe it clean! Why don't you let Egg Yolk Pie come and lick it, hehe."

Tang Baona put cream on Xiang Kun's forehead, smiled and pinched Xiang Kun's cheek, then pinched his nose, then turned around and asked, "Alice, is Xiang Kun really awake?"

"Sesame oil, don't worry!" Alice said firmly.

After finishing the "cream make-up" for Xiang Kun in his sleep, Yang Zhen'er called everyone to come and lie on the bed, leaned next to Xiang Kun, and asked Alice to control the camera to take a group photo for everyone on the top of the bed.

"Everyone look at the camera! Three, two..."

While Alice was yelling to count, Xiang Kun on the bed suddenly opened his eyes. He had already grabbed a piece of cake at some point in his hand, and pia slapped it on his head with a bright smile on Yang Zhen's face and gestured yeah. On the face of Tang Baona and Liu Shiling, another piece of cake pia fell on the faces of Tang Baona and Liu Shiling while she was whining.

Taking advantage of this moment, Xia Libing also grabbed the cake and piaed it to Yang Zhen'er, while Little Apple took the cake and prepared to pia it to the little fat girl, but was a little hesitant, but at this moment, Tang Baona slapped her face with the cake.

As soon as the cake battle started, Alice laughed and controlled the camera to press the shutter continuously, and started shooting.

Of course she lied to Nana. Xiang Kun consciously went to the "Alien World", unlike drinking blood to transform, he couldn't wake up halfway. He had already woken up when Yang Zhen'er proposed to take a group photo.

"Chef Xiang! You are too treacherous! Alice! You liar! Whoa, whoa, whoa..." Yang Zhen'er shouted halfway, when Liu Shiling threw a piece of cake and hit her in the mouth, and then angrily rushed over to fight back .

After the cake fight, everyone looked messed up, but even Xia Libing had a rare smile on his face.

After the war finally ceased, Liu Shiling ignored the cakes on her face, clothes, and hair, and excitedly took Xiang Kun's hand and asked, "Uncle Bald, what new ability did you get this time?"

In the last few times, every time Xiang Kun woke up from the exploration of the "alien world", he could get a new ability. Liu Shiling is now very much looking forward to seeing Xiang Kun's new abilities, because she knows that these new abilities are for the future. She may also get it from the "super sensory item system".

"This time the ability is amazing." Xiang Kun said, raising his hand to wipe the little chubby girl's face.

Then, the cake on the little chubby girl's face suddenly started to move quickly, first gathered together, then made a very weird trajectory in the air, and finally returned to the plate.

The little chubby girl touched her cheek, then looked at the intact cake on the plate, with a shocked expression on her face: "It's amazing... I can eat a cake many times in the future?"

Tang Baona burst out laughing, and then Xiang Kun, Yang Zhen'er, Little Apple, and Lao Xia also laughed.

"If it came out of the stomach, would you still dare to eat it?" Tang Baona smiled and pinched her face.

"Why don't you dare to come out of your stomach... Oh yes... also... you really don't dare." Liu Shiling scratched her head, but the cream on her hair hadn't come off yet.

Xiang Kun picked up another cup and threw it on the ground. After the glass shattered, he raised his hand slightly, and the fragments gathered together according to the original trajectory and returned to his hand, intact.

Xia Libing looked at the cup thoughtfully.

Liu Shiling and Yang Zhen'er ran over to say "I want to learn too", while Tang Baona and Xiao Pingguo applied to restore the cake on their faces and heads so that they would not have to wash it.

...

Two days later, in a park in Erythronia City.

Dad Xiang looked at Xiang Kun, who was walking forward with Xiang Xinran riding on his neck, and gave Xiang Mom a wink. The two of them fell behind a few steps, and asked in a low voice, "Ask your son Xiao Tang and Xiao Xia?" Is something wrong?"

Xiang Ma hesitated for a moment and shook his head.

Xiang Dad asked strangely, "Why didn't you ask?"

Xiang Ma struggled and said, "I'm afraid..."

"What are you afraid of?"

"I'm afraid that if Xiang Kun chooses to be with Xiao Tang, Xiao Xia will probably take Xiang Xin Ran back. In that case, it may not be so easy for our grandparents to see their granddaughter in the future." Xiang Ma said worriedly.

Dad Xiang was taken aback: "No way..." He paused for a moment, gritted his teeth, and said, "Forget it, how is his relationship with Xiao Xia and Xiao Tang? They young people can solve it by themselves. Anyway, Xiao Ran is our granddaughter, and we Just take care of your granddaughter."

"Yeah." Xiang Ma also nodded.

Naturally, Xiang Kun could clearly hear the murmurs of his parents behind him, and he was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect Lao Xia and the others to set up such a mess for him when he was sleeping in Antarctica.

Holding Xiang Xin Ran's little feet with both hands, he walked slowly towards the sunset, and asked, "Alice, how does it feel to be a human being?"

"Very good! Grandpa and grandma like me so much and treat me so well!" Xiang Xinran, who was riding on Xiang Kun's neck, held his ears lightly with two small hands to keep his balance, and said with a smile.

"Is it better to be Alice, or to be Xiang Xin Ran?"

"all good!"

"Then if you can only choose one? Would you rather be Xiang Xinran or Alice?"

"I don't choose, the boss chooses!" Alice said decisively.

"Haha, no need to choose, no need to choose." Xiang Kun smiled, "I have made my parents upset a lot before, you have to treat them better in the future."

"Don't worry, boss, grandpa and grandma said that I am much better than you when you were young! Xiang Xinran is the cutest and cutest in the world!" Alice said proudly with her chin tilted slightly.

"Have you ever been spanked in the ass?"

"I will sue my grandparents!"

"Aren't you the invincible Alice?"

"I am the lovely Xiang Xinran!"

No matter it was Xiang's father and mother behind, or the passers-by next to him, they would never have thought that this seemingly happy father and daughter, one big and one small, are the masters of this world.

Oh, master of both worlds now.

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