What Kind of Bad Thoughts Can the Eunuch Have?
Chapter 42: The Unspeakable Hiddenness of Lord Zhong
At this time, in the bedroom of Ganxi Palace.
As soon as Qin Yuan had eaten and drank enough, and the spirit of drinking came up, he lay down on the phoenix bed top-heavy and hummed a pop song on Blue Star.
"I kissed your face, your hands were on my shoulders, it felt so sweet and I was so attached~~~"
Zhong Jinyi gently fell to the ground, and when she heard this weird tune and lyrics outside the door, she couldn't help frowning slightly.
It's a lot of obscene words and sultry songs. A little **** actually has thoughts of men and women, and he sings it like this... but it fits well with King Jing.
However, is it weird?
Zhong Jinyi stood at the door for a while, until Qin Yuan finished singing the "unbearable" song inside.
Actually, she didn't like listening to this song, she was just... thinking about how to greet people.
This is indeed a problem for her.
Because the other party is not a subordinate she is familiar with, nor a colleague she is familiar with, but a... stranger.
Stranger, this is very important.
Why has she been wearing a mask for thirty-six years?
Because she is afraid of meeting strangers...
Lord Zhong Jinyi, the commander of the inner court guard, although she has a strong cultivation base and holds great power in the harem, she is still afraid of meeting strangers. According to the standards on the Blue Star, this is the most serious social phobia.
Of course, not all strangers are afraid of her.
For example, if Qin Yuan is a personal offender, no matter if he is a stranger or not, Zhong Jinyi can talk to him normally as long as he beats him up and feels that the other party has been conquered.
Another example, if Qin Yuan was an unimportant little eunuch, if he had to deal with him, then Zhong Jinyi would beat him first, and then he would not be afraid.
To put it simply, when Zhong Jinyi is nervous about a stranger, she will choose to beat the other person, so that she will not be nervous and can speak normally.
Therefore, Lord Zhong, the commander of Nei Tingwei, has been practicing hard for so many years, probably not because he wanted to pursue power and status, but because he just wanted to speak well...
Although every time after beating the other party, if the other party did not commit the crime or something, Zhong Jinyi would ask his subordinates to go around giving people some money, but her vicious name still spread.
Ring-headed leopard eyes, raw cannibalism... Some of these are believed by people.
So now that he is thirty-six years old, Lord Zhong is still alone and not married.
In the past, her parents had asked a matchmaker to help her find a match. They said that their daughter was beautiful, talented and intelligent, and now they are looking for a husband, as long as the man has a good character. If the family is poor, they can secretly subsidize the dowry.
But... one of those warriors counted as one, and they were all beaten away.
Many were beaten before they even opened their mouths...
Now, Mr. Zhong's old parents have changed their words, saying that as long as it is a man, they not only don't want the dowry, but they can also post it backwards, such as a yard with three entrances and three exits, a carriage with a large car, and fertile fields and beautiful jade. Talk - the premise is that you have to be brave enough.
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Originally, Zhong Jinyi didn't want to come to find this little **** in person.
After all, Qin Yuan is now a little **** who has made great achievements, and she still wants to use him, so she can't beat him, and if she can't beat her, she will experience the torment of being uncomfortable and not knowing how to speak.
But this time, she had to come in person.
Because she needs an inner court guard spy, the less people know about this spy, the better, and this little **** is very inconspicuous, but still has eighth-rank cultivation, so she is the best candidate.
In addition, she also wanted to ask him for clues about the Baijia Grandmaster. Although the Grandmaster helped Nei Tingwei capture the assassin this time, she always felt that she still needed to find out the identity of the person, otherwise the big master There are too many variables in chess.
Zhong Jinyi hesitated at the door for a long time, finally adjusted her mind, took a deep breath, walked up and started knocking on the door.
In the dormitory, the paper man, the paper man on the roof, had already warned Qin Yuan, so Qin Yuan knew that Zhong Jinyi was here.
In other words, once the paper figurine who has poured the power of the ancestors into the color-changing skills, if he stays on his stomach and stays still, unless he reaches the first rank and activates the super master of "Heaven and Human Sensing", he will definitely not be able to find it.
Of course, at this time, the paper figurine only needs to move a little, and with Zhong Jinyi's grandmaster-level ability to see and understand, he can certainly easily perceive it.
But Ah Er has a lot of experience. When he saw that the other party was a great master, he lay on his stomach and didn't move.
When Qin Yuan saw Zhong Jinyi knocking on the door, he asked pretending to be unhappy, "Who is it, at night?"
What he thought was that by shouting like this, it would appear that he knew nothing and that his cultivation was humble, right?
You can't pretend to be in front of the commander of the Imperial Guard and say that you have discovered her long ago, right?
But when Zhong Jinyi outside the door heard this, he frowned slightly and became more and more nervous.
Why did he shout so loudly and have such a bad attitude?
Could he be a vicious man?
Is it difficult to get along with?
At that moment, how should I talk to him?
So nervous!
so afraid!
So unconsciously, the palm exerted a little force...
In an instant, an incomparably powerful sword qi burst out from her palm, and the door in front of her blew up with just a sound of "crashing"!
Fragments are flying everywhere!
A cold wind blew in, and Qin Yuan, who was putting on his shoes, was immediately stunned.
Holy crap, the door blew up again? !
What's the matter, does this guy have such a big temper?
What is she going to do? Didn't she make a special trip to beat her?
But, doesn't it mean that Lao Tzu is doing Nei Tingwei a big favor, and that something good will come to him?
Seeing Qin Yuan's surprised expression, Zhong Jinyi became more nervous.
Oops, I just couldn't control it for a while, and the door was... slightly damaged.
Now he won't be angry, will he?
Will he feel that he is a violent person, and then he doesn't want to talk to himself?
If you don't get it right, you will feel that you are an abnormal idiot?
But, but I'm not an idiot, I'm just nervous talking to strangers.
So nervous, so scared!
No, I am Dignified Zhong Jinyi, I want to overcome my inner demons!
Zhong Jinyi stood at the door, trying her best to stay calm, but she was still so nervous that her hands and feet were cold, and her body even trembled.
However, because of the cold and terrifying mask ~www.wuxiaspot.com~ in Qin Yuan's view, there was a cold-blooded devil standing proudly at the door, as if he was ready to eat himself raw at any time.
After swallowing, he hurriedly saluted, "It turned out to be the commander-in-chief, to meet the lord. I don't know that the lord is visiting late at night, what's your purpose?"
Zhong Jinyi said heartily, I am the little **** who came to reward you, and I want you to join the inner court guard, so don't be afraid!
But when the words came to his mouth, his mouth was so stiff that he couldn't say anything.
Ah, inner demon, this **** inner demon!
After much effort, Zhong Jinyi squeezed a word out of his throat, "Sit down!"
Then she felt smooth and felt that she had achieved a staged victory!
Qin Yuan thought to himself, if she said that, she might have come to ask herself about the two thunderbolts? If this is the case, then she has to pretend to be submissive to make her feel that she is really just an eighth-rank cultivator.
So he immediately showed a restrained look, put his hands in front of him in an orderly manner, and then said, "I dare not, Master Zhong, please take a seat."
Zhong Jinyi's heart suddenly became dark.
He, he really doesn't want to talk to himself!
Let him sit, but he refuses to sit, is this a silent protest?
Sure enough, he was still unable to communicate well with others. It was all his fault. If it wasn't for his unintentional mistake just now, he wouldn't be able to do this...
I don't know how to talk to him anymore!
So nervous, so scared!
But I can't help but say it!
What can I do? I feel like I can't control my inner demons!
In an instant, she saw her clear shadow flashing, and she came to Qin Yuan.
Then he shouted in despair, "Hold your head and squat down!"
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