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Annie: "You're dead, you offended Madam Hu."

Wu Feifei: "Hey!"

Annie: "Do you know who is the meanest person in the world?"

Wu Feifei: "Women!"

Annie: "Do you know who is the most sinister person in the world?"

Wu Feifei: "Women!"

Annie: "Then do you know who is the most sinister and stingy person in the world?"

Wu Feifei: "Ah! God, it's still a woman!"

Annie said with a serious face: "I'd rather offend a gentleman than offend—!"

"woman!"

"Haha, you have learned to answer quickly, and you are dead." Annie laughed wickedly.

Wu Feifei shook his head smugly: "Then do you know, who is the person in this world who has been coaxed and forgotten about everything?"

Annie said loudly, "Man!"

"Scared? How could it be a man? Of course it's a woman." Wu Feifei reached out and touched Annie's forehead: "Do you have a fever?"

"No! It's really a man!" Annie said, pointing to a guy who got on the bus.

After Li Er got on the bus, he realized that the bus was full of young women. Am I taking the wrong bus?

"Hello! I'm the head coach of the newly established women's SWAT team 'Bawanghua', Hu Huizhong, you can call me Madam Hu, or Instructor Hu." A capable woman in her thirties reached out to Li Er and said: " You are the Second Sheriff Li that Uncle Pyu said!"

"Scare! They arranged for me to go to the women's SWAT team for training?" Li Er's face turned pale as he looked at the twenty or so wolves in the car. .

"Li sir looks down on our women?" Instructor Hu asked coldly when he saw Li Er's horrified expression.

All the policewomen on the bus glared at Li Er.

Li Er felt a chill in his heart, of course he could not answer this question wrongly.

"Without a woman, where can a man come from, my mother is also a woman, she is the greatest woman in the world." Li Er said seriously.

Instructor Hu nodded with satisfaction.

"Uncle Pyu arranged for you to study at the special training camp of the Flying Tigers. Our new camp of 'Overlord Flower' is also there. I'll just take you there." After explaining, Instructor Hu said with a smile: "Find a seat by yourself. Come on, it's a two-hour drive away."

"Thank you, Instructor Hu!" Li Er immediately saluted.

"Hey! There is a place here!" Annie quickly waved when Li Er was looking for a place.

"Go over and sit over there!" Annie stared at Wu Feifei and winked desperately.

Wu Feifei gave Annie a contemptuous look, shook his head and sighed, "I thought you had a fever, but it turned out to be a fuss, hey! Woman!"

Although Wu Feifei said so, he still took the seat next to her and gave up the seat next to Annie.

As Wu Feifei said, it is better to offend a gentleman than a woman. Seeing someone beckoning to him, Li Er walked over quickly.

"Thank you!" Li Er took the seat next to Annie.

"Hi! My name is Annie!" Annie introduced herself happily.

"Hi!" Li Er glanced at Annie, a very beautiful mixed-race beauty.

"My name is Li Er!"

"Hey, my name is Wu Feifei!"

Li Er turned his head and was stunned, isn't he called Wu Junru?

"I've seen you on TV!" Annie said with a smile, her eyes were curved like two crescent moons, which was very characteristic.

"Oh! Is that so?" Li Er smiled, but he was smiling bitterly in his heart. People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong. It's too reckless to take this early bird. It's really unlucky to know a friend like Li Xianying.

"You're more handsome than you are on TV!" Annie laughed happily.

Li Er: "..."

obviously,

This is an outgoing and enthusiastic beauty SWAT.

Li Er is still very clear about his appearance, there must be no Dehua, Chao Weishuai, at most the mediocre Gu Tianle.

"Nympho!" Wu Feifei snorted coldly.

"Li Er, aren't you a CID police officer? Why do you have to participate in the special training?" Annie asked curiously.

"Uh—!" Li Er scratched his head: "I'm not very clear about the arrangement above."

Li Er is very happy to chat with a beautiful woman, but when the car is full of women, this kind of taste is not very pleasant.

But Annie kept talking non-stop, Li Er could only chat perfunctorily, but in the end he couldn't stand it anymore.

"Annie, I'm sorry, I... I'm a little motion sick, I want to sleep!" Li Er said cowardly, if according to what Instructor Hu said, there were still two hours' drive away, Li Er really couldn't last that long.

"Okay!" Annie said in disappointment.

"Wow, aren't you! You are a man, how can you get motion sickness?" Wu Feifei laughed.

Li Er touched his nose embarrassedly: "There are many kinds of men, and I'm the scumbag at the bottom."

Annie and Wu Feifei were stunned. They had seen a man who boasted about himself, a man who wanted to save face, and a man who boasted that he could not pay taxes, but they had never seen a man like Li Er who believed he could not.

The female SWAT policemen who had been listening to them in the back seat of Annie were all stunned. They looked at Li Er as if they were looking at an alien. Could it be that this is the legendary honest man?

"Hi! All young and beautiful female SWAT policemen in the future, hello everyone, I'm Zhou Xingxing!"

Not long after Li Er slept, the bus picked up another man, a guy with a hippie smile.

"Hurry up and find a seat! We have to get to the training camp before twelve noon." Instructor Hu hummed coldly. Zhou Xingxing didn't know that what Instructor Hu hated the most were men with hippie smiling faces.

"Hey! Here and here!" Wu Feifei gave Annie a smug glance, and stood up excitedly and waved to Zhou Xingxing.

Zhou Xingxing raised his head and glanced at Wu Feifei, feeling agitated in his heart. There were so many beautiful police officers in the whole car, and Wu Feifei in the back row was the ugliest one. He didn't want to sacrifice his color.

"Hi! Can I sit here?" Zhou Xingxing asked a beautiful policeman in the middle row.

"OK!"

"Puchi!" Annie looked at Wu Feifei's blushing face and couldn't help laughing.

"Humph! Men are big hooves who look at their faces." Wu Feifei snorted coldly with his hands up.

"That's not necessarily!" Annie said softly, pointing to Li Er who was sitting beside her.

Wu Feifei was stunned for a moment, then, if Li Er was also a lecher, he should be bragging about himself to everyone at this time, instead of really falling asleep.

"Hey! This is not from a man." Wu Feifei waved his hand strangely and cried.

Two hours later, the car finally arrived at the Flying Tigers training camp.

"Hello, Instructor Hu! Welcome to the Flying Tigers training camp." A Flying Tigers instructor led two Flying Tigers players into the car.

"Instructor Jane, hello!" Instructor Hu said calmly.

"These are elite policewomen selected from thousands of policewomen! Haha! They're so innocent and lively, playful and cute!" Instructor Jane laughed while looking at the policewomen in the car.

Instructor Hu's face immediately turned cold.

"They're not as smart as your ice and snow!"

"Haha!" Instructor Jane smiled awkwardly: "Since we all train in the same training camp, I hope we can help each other like neighbors in the future."

"Then there's no need." Instructor Hu said coldly, and suddenly shouted loudly, "Li Er, Zhou Xingxing."

"Here!" Zhou Xingxing stood up immediately.

"Li Er, our instructor called you." Annie quickly pushed Li Er to wake up and said.

"Oh! Here!" Li Er also stood up.

"Your instructor is here, get out of the car!"

"YES, Madam!" Li Er put on his backpack and whispered to Annie, "Thank you!"

"No!" Annie waved her hands embarrassingly, not everyone is the same as being friends with a bad guy.

"You two are the new police officers participating in the special training?" Instructor Jian reluctantly looked at the bus that was getting farther and farther away, until after the bus turned into the parking lot, he withdrew his eyes and asked Li Er and Zhou Xingxing. road.

"YES, SIR!" Li Er and Zhou Xingxing answered in unison.

Instructor Jane picked out a notice from the back pocket of her butt and looked at it.

"Zhou Xingxing, you are the unlucky person who is one year after graduation, and no police station is willing to take you in?" Instructor Jian looked at the information and looked up at Zhou Xingxing in disbelief: "Are you really that unlucky?"

"Instructor, I think I should be destined to be a member of the Flying Tigers, so those police stations who don't know the goods will miss my talent." Zhou Xingxing said with a serious face.

Li Er gave Zhou Xingxing a peculiar look, and cursed inwardly, "Overlord Flower" and "Fighting Dragon"?

"Are you Li Er?" Instructor Jian looked at Li Er.

"YES, SIR!" Li Er replied seriously.

Instructor Jian's stern face suddenly collapsed, and he asked Li Er and Zhou Xingxing with a smile, "Did you bring anything good?"

"Just clothes and daily necessities!" Li Er was stunned for a moment.

"Yes, yes, yes, of course!" Zhou Xingxing opened his backpack with a smirk: "There are mountains and rivers here, of course I brought some good things to honor the brothers!"

"Come on, the latest issue of "Dragon Tiger Leopard", and this one, Lan Kwai Fong's "Cover Girl" collector's edition, you don't know this, tsk tsk, "Fire Unicorn" and "Love Nightlife", here There is a trick of the Poison Dragon Drill, you have never heard of it! Hohoho!" Zhou Xingxing became the most popular member of the Flying Tigers.

Li Er: "..."

Is this the fucking Flying Tigers?

I want to go home.