What Should I Do If I Open The Wrong Plug-In?

Li Er doesn't know if it's because he's usually quite repressed as a policeman, but every time he uses his identity as a vest, he always lets himself go.

Just like now.

Zhou Hai just glanced at an escort vehicle on the other side of the Seine River, where several workers were packing something.

Li Er immediately exposed it in a very shameless manner: "You two didn't have the idea of ​​​​that escort car, right?"

"ah???"

Zhou Hai and Hongdou were frightened by the blond and blue-eyed ghost in front of them. Are you a devil? You can see this.

"Male and female robbers?" Li Er looked at Zhou Hai and Hong Dou with a smile.

This guy ignored Zhou Hai and Hong Dou's little thoughts and continued: "Or do you have a third person? You two are responsible for checking the points, and he is responsible for the action?"

"." Zhou Hai and Hongdou's hearts were pounding loudly.

If it weren't for Li Er himself being so tall, plus the shameful fact that he wore a leggings to make him look good at beating, Zhou Hai would have wanted to fuck him directly.

"Brother, you really love to joke." Zhou Hai pretended to be calm and said with a smile.

Hongdou also quickly smiled and cooperated: "Caesar, you are indeed very humorous."

Li Er shook his head: "I'm not humorous at all. People give me the nickname: Straight Man."

This guy didn't wait for Zhou Hai and Hongdou to explain, and continued: "What is being transported? Antiques? Calligraphy and paintings? It can't be gold! If it is gold, it will be convenient to get it and discount it."

"Uh——!" Zhou Hai and Hong Dou's palms were already sweating, and they couldn't help but suspect that the other person was a French Sir.

Zhou Hai and Hong Dou are naturally male and female thieves. They are indeed trying to escort the transport truck from the other side, and they do have a partner who is waiting for the action signal, but the other party should not know about this.

"Okay! I'm starving to death, and I'm still teasing others." Matilda helped Zhou Hai and Hongdou get out of trouble: "He was joking."

Zhou Hai pretended to be disdainful and said: "Of course I know what kind of valuables can be transported in a transport vehicle with only two security guards. I have passed the police examination in our Hong Kong Island, and my eyesight is comparable to yours in the Western world." Sherlock Holmes."

When Li Er saw Zhou Hai being so pretentious, he originally wanted to play with the opponent's mentality again, but the waiter had already served the meal. Li Er decided to eat first. He was always very active when eating, and Zhou Hai escaped. .

"My dear, don't you still have something to do? You don't have to accompany me." Hongdou gave Zhou Hai a wink.

No matter whether the ghost guy in front of her is really smart or fake, Hongdou doesn't want to provoke this guy.

"Oh yes! I almost forgot the real thing."

Zhou Hai pretended to be annoyed and slapped his forehead, and then kissed Hongdou in a disgusting manner: "Then I'll get down to business first. You finish your coffee and go home by yourself."

"Know it!"

Li Er and Matilda lowered their heads to eat, not watching the two people show their affection.

Lu Xun once said: Show affection and you will die quickly.

Li Er’s goal when he came to France was naturally ‘Jim Phelps’ of the system mission.

But he still had a lot of time to waste, at least enough to play with Zhou Hai.

Not long after Zhou Hai left, Hongdou also hurriedly finished her coffee and left. She was not an adventurous person, and Li Er just made her intuitively feel that it was dangerous.

"Master, are those two male and female thieves just now?" Matilda asked curiously, knowing that her master would not target them without aim.

"Uh--! That's right!" Li Er said, suddenly reaching out and grabbing a nigger who was walking past Matilda.

Although France had not yet been occupied by black people at this time, this was Paris, the capital, and there were already many black people.

"You want to die, don't you?"

This nigger was a bachelor. After Li Er grabbed him by the collar, he quickly put down the small backpack he had stolen from Matilda, and then ran away.

"Hehe!" Matilda wasn't angry at all. She was already used to the romantic French theft culture.

"Master, please teach me a little bit of this!"

Matilda is very studious. The key is that she is also curious. When she was in Hong Kong Island, she signed up for many weird interest classes, and even one specialized in learning cat meowing.

"Let's see and then talk!" Li Er was as perfunctory as ever.

"oh--!"

Matilda's eyes flashed, and she actively encouraged: "Why don't we go and see how the two male and female thieves steal things after dinner."

"Can you do business first?" Li Er glared at Matilda angrily.

"But that old guy won't arrive in Paris until the 8th, five days away." Matilda pouted.

"Eat quickly."

"Okay!" Matilda was overjoyed, knowing that her master had agreed.

"Stop and hand over the bag."

Li Er and Matilda were intercepted by some French gangsters, and among the crowd was the black pickpocket who just failed to steal the bag.

"Boss, her bag is heavy, she must have a lot of money." The black pickpocket said proudly, and he stared at Li Er and Matilda.

"Holy shit, the folk customs in the Western world must be simple." Li Er muttered to himself, took out two hundred from his pocket and stuffed it into the hand of a young gangster next to him.

"It's almost done, quickly find a small alley to buy a few packets of powder and smoke it." Li Er's eyes were vicious, and he could tell at a glance that half of these guys were drug addicts.

"Damn it, this pretty boy insulted us, beat me." The leading gangster was stunned for a moment and then became furious.

"Master, there are no cameras." Matilda couldn't help but remind her master.

Thanks to Westerners' unrestrained love of freedom, most streets do not allow the city government to deploy camera systems.

After Li Er discovered this fact, he decisively drew his gun.

The few French aspiring gangsters who had just pulled out the steel pipes and knives froze before they could grin.

"really!"

Although France does not ban guns, it is not so easy for private individuals to own guns.

"You will know if you let me shoot." Li Er reminded thoughtfully.

The gangster leader thought Li Er's words made sense.

The next second.

‘Bang——! ’

"Ouch! It's a real gun. It hurts. Help, help!" The little leader who was shot hugged his thigh and screamed.

Li Er blew on the smoking muzzle very pretentiously.

"." Matilda rolled her eyes speechlessly.

"Master, if you don't install a silencer, the police will arrive soon."

Matilda was really a crow. As soon as she finished speaking, she saw two French uniformed policemen running over.

"Hey——! Pineapple bombs, they might be fake."

Li Er took out a pineapple bomb, pulled out the latch and threw it to the gangster leader.

The gangster leader was a little dazed after catching the pineapple bomb. It wasn't until Li Er and Matilda disappeared that he realized what he was doing and hurriedly threw the pineapple bomb in his hand at the running police.

Two retired French uniformed police officers who had been patrolling for half their lives looked at the pineapple bombs at their feet.

"."

It couldn't be a real bomb.

'boom--! ’

"Fuck——!"