What Should I Do If the System Forces Me To Copy Books?
Chapter 97: Complimented for less than 3 seconds
Question: "I heard that "Ghost Blowing Out the Lantern" is going to be adapted into a TV series, did Chun Gang personally participate in the adaptation?"
Answer: "I haven't heard about it yet. I'll answer your question after I hear about it."
Question: "Master Chungang, do you have a girlfriend?"
Answer: "Look at the hand speed of my codeword, don't you already have the answer?"
...
After answering about four or five questions in a row, under the reluctant eyes of readers, the host Xiao Li announced that the next step is the most anticipated part of signing!
The whole process is very simple. Manjinghua Publishing House has arranged enough staff to sell the new book "Ghost Blowing the Lantern II Longling Miku" on the spot. After paying the payment, you can take the new book to the bottom of the stage and line up in a serpentine queue one by one. Come to the stage to sign for Li Chungang.
In order to avoid the emergence of people with ulterior motives, such as a person who bought a lot of new books and let Li Chungang keep signing them all the time, and after the end, the phenomenon of using these autographed books for profit, Manjinghua Publishing House has stipulated that on-site No matter how many copies are purchased, one person can only sign one book!
"Brother, will so many people fail to sign in the end?"
"Can't you?"
"But why do I see more and more people at the scene?"
There were groups of people calling for friends and coming to the Cultural Convention and Exhibition Center to support Li Chungang. When they first entered the venue, it was already crowded with people, not to mention that as time went by, more people came here.
I have a strong memory among my brothers. I recalled the specific time of this signing event during the promotion. The duration seemed to start at 9:00 in the morning, and the intermission time was from 12:00 to 1:30 noon. Until four o'clock in the afternoon, the whole signing event ended.
The exact time now is 9.42 minutes.
Counting from now, the remaining time for the event is 288 minutes. Assuming that Chun Gang signs a book every minute, he can only sign 288 books in total, that is, 288 people!
Not to mention the follow-up, there are still readers who rushed to the exhibition center one after another. Looking around the current number of readers at the scene for a week, it is far more than this number without counting. In other words, many people will have to return empty-handed.
This is not such a difficult topic, and there are many people present who can think of this.
Therefore, when the staff of Manjinghua Publishing House first arrived at the book sales counter, they found that there were already a large number of eager readers waiting there.
"I want to buy a copy, hurry up!"
"Bring me four copies directly, and the QR code has already been paid for!"
"There are ten books in total, and the money has already been paid, so give me the books!"
"..."
Smart people can be one step ahead no matter where they are. Like now, Manjinghua Publishing House stipulates that one person can only sign one book, but there is no rule that one person can only buy one book, so many people come with their friends Readers who arrived at the scene immediately realized that the soldiers would be divided into two groups.
Send one or two people to the counter to line up to buy books, and then others will go to the snake-shaped guardrail that has just been erected under the stage to line up.
At this time, Li Chungang was sitting on the table on the stage, spinning pens and playing with boredom. It is hard to say that there are hard-working people, but few students who are poor in reading can't turn pens, because these people are definitely responsible for turning pens. The best boring thing to pass the time when the class is boring.
Li Chungang, who has been salted for a long time, is no exception. He dare not say how cool the pen turning skills are, but there is no pressure at all to let a waterproof and not easy to fade marker pen jump flexibly between his five fingers.
He is here waiting for the first reader to appear, but under the stage at this time...
Many of the first batch of readers who bought books have already started to come to the signing stage.
Just when he was glad that he was the first to buy the new book, he discovered that four people had already been at the front of the signing queue since no one knew when.
The annoying thing is that these four people who came to line up in advance didn't have any new books in their hands.
Seeing this, the reader who bought the new book held the new book in front of his chest, confidently preparing to surpass these four people on stage and become the first to get a work signature. When he just walked to the second person, he was held down from behind shoulder, and at the same time, a vicious man's voice sounded from behind:
"What's the matter with you, you have no quality at all, don't you know how to queue?"
"I know about queuing, but I also know that you haven't bought the book at all, so this is not called queuing at all, thank you!"
"Who says we haven't bought any books, let me tell you, the fewest of our brothers have given Chun Gang a big reward for a leader, what level of your fan value is, and what qualifications do you have to go up in front of us, obediently Wait behind."
"you……"
The reader was momentarily choked by the opponent's arrogance and didn't know how to fight back.
"What's the matter with these few people? They don't go up to sign without buying a book, and they don't let others go up to sign. Isn't this occupying the latrine and not shitting?"
"Whether you can be a good person or not is really embarrassing for us 'Maonanbei'."
"If you don't go up and sign, get out of here. I really think I'm a rock standing in the way!"
"..."
More and more readers who bought books came here to line up, and also saw the group of four in the front and the first reader who was stopped to argue. Everyone is an adult of one hundred pounds. Seeing This kind of behavior couldn't help but the group of enemies became angry, and they all opened their mouths to denounce the hateful group of four.
Just at this time, the last partner of the four-person group hurried over with five books in their hands, and handed them out to them one by one.
The man who had shot and exported just now was still a little bit guilty after causing public outrage, but now that he has the new book in his hand, he suddenly regained his confidence, staring at the people behind him with a fierce expression and eyes, triumphantly Raising the new book in his hand and shaking it vigorously on the faces of these people, he said in a rather haughty and contemptuous tone:
"Who said we have no books, have you seen what this is?"
This is not the most irritating thing, the most irritating thing is that the accomplice who bought the book for them originally, after handing over the new book he bought to the four of them, he stood at the front of the line as if nothing had happened.
"~!@#¥%...\u0026"
The behavior of these five people was so bad that the staff of Manjinghua Publishing House, who came late to maintain order, couldn't see it. They were about to expel these people from the team, but Li Chungang's voice came from the on-site audio:
"For the five people in the front row, come up together with your books."
The development of the plot made all the witnesses a little bit at a loss. They did not expect that the five people who made such unreasonable troubles and behaved badly were called up by the author they supported.
And he took their book in front of everyone, and signed the five characters "Zhi Chun Zhi Gang" on the cover.
The original arrogance of the five people who got Li Chungang's autograph increased by more than a few feet because of this. Just as they were about to leave the stage with their "trophies", Li Chungang stopped the five of them and said word by word: " Thank you very much for your support to me, especially the leader's reward..."
disappointment!
Lost!
After seeing this scene, many readers mistakenly think that the work they like is because of the reward from the leader of the other party, and they can’t help but feel a feeling of supporting the wrong person, more genuine or impulsive. Throwing the new book that I just bought less than a minute ago to my feet on the spot, I turned around and was about to leave.
"If you don't mind, you can add my agent Luo Wen's WeChat account, and I will ask him to return the reward money to you. Excellent readers like you should support other authors. As for subscribing If so, at least you guys read the book anyway, you can’t go whoring for nothing, right?
In order to compensate the readers who were cut in line by you, the readers who come up later can get a gift in addition to their signatures. As for the specific content of the gift, it is up to you to think about it yourself. Many words for you! "
Wow——
The development of the matter took a turn for the worse, so fast that the readers couldn't react immediately. After they realized it, they couldn't help but applaud Li Chungang, secretly thinking in their hearts that this is the demeanor that an author worthy of their support should have!
Many readers who were disappointed with Li Chungang one second later showed a trusting expression of "I guessed that Chungang is not that kind of person" on their faces in the next second.
The reader who would impulsively throw all the new books on the ground quickly bent down to pick them up again under the playful eyes of others.
Overall, the readers on the scene not only did not lose money, but also made a lot of blood.
Only the group of five who jumped in line on the stage at this time had an expression of "swallowing dung" on average.
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Ps: This should be a rare chapter, Rong Shuidan has the cheek to ask for a wave of recommendations and rewards for support!
It doesn't matter what your face looks like. As for those who commented on water eggs, it doesn't matter~
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