What Should I Do If the System Forces Me To Copy Books?

Wang Zihao: Old Ban, didn't you say that Li Chungang would come today? Why hasn't anyone seen this yet?

Zhang Yalu: Exactly.

Chen Liwen: When I went out, I told my family that I would meet the champion of liberal arts, and I also promised to get Li Chungang's autograph. If I didn't, I would break two sticks.

Zhang Tianci: It would be better if that guy was absent...

Wu Wenjuan: Zhang Tianci is the only one here. You don't want to see Li Chungang here, but you just don't know if you have shampoo ready this time?

Ma Shangfa: It doesn’t matter if you don’t bring it with you. I just passed by the school’s small shop and bought him a pack of Sassoon shampoo. Don’t thank me. My name is **!

Zhang Tianci's face turned into a pig's liver color, chasing Ma Shangfa's buttocks and punching him, this guy is really annoying, he can't open any pot and lift it.

So many people from Class 3 and Class 5 of their high school gathered here again. Firstly, Wu Bai, the class teacher, notified them to get their high school graduation certificates. The last gathering, at this time basically have received the admission letter of the university of choice.

Whether you are here to share the joy with classmates and friends, or you want to show off, or you want to get blessings from other classmates, it doesn't matter today.

There are a total of 52 students in the class, and only 42 of them came today. Excluding three who were not in Pengcheng and couldn't attend, the rest of them are said to have decided to repeat their studies, and make persistent efforts for the college entrance examination next year. The young people's little self-esteem makes them embarrassed to come here to face their former classmates.

The old class Wu Bai expressed his best wishes to these students, hoping that they can achieve better results in the college entrance examination next year!

It was Li Chungang, one of the indispensable protagonists today, who did not show up for a long time, which caused a lot of discussion among the students.

Knock knock!

"Come in!"

Wu Bai, the class teacher standing on the podium, subconsciously shouted, he thought he was still giving lectures at ordinary times, and when he heard someone knocking on the classroom door... he got used to it and there was nothing he could do.

There will be no one else present at this time, but Li Chungang!

"Sorry for being late! You may not believe me when I tell you, but something went wrong on the way here and blocked the subway. I guess you will see it in the news later."

After all, it is normal for Li Chungang to feel sorry for making so many people wait for him for a long time, and the stranger is okay, they are all old classmates who have been with him for two years, but the truth of the matter cannot be blamed on him.

"Ahem! Now that everyone is here, I announce that the last class meeting of Class 5 of the 17th Senior High School will begin now. Next, we will issue graduation certificates to you. Students who come up to receive certificates can say anything they want. Today we Speak freely!"

Having said that, the few people who came up in front couldn't resist the enthusiastic gazes from the audience, and simply said a few words of thanks to their parents and so and so, but the performance in the back was even more unbearable. After receiving the graduation certificate from the old class Fei also fled back to his seat.

"Next: Li Chungang!"

Wow——

If it was the former Li Chungang who went up to receive his graduation certificate, no one would pay a second glance, but it is different now, and now Li Chungang is well-known as a "big man" in the eyes of the students in Pengcheng. !

They wondered if this unusual liberal arts champion could speak surprisingly well.

Li Chungang actually wanted to go on stage like everyone else to get his graduation certificate and run away, but when he was about to receive his graduation certificate, the old class was not so strong in holding his certificate, and he didn't want him to take it away so easily at all. On the contrary, she looked at him with an encouraging expression and said:

"Student Li Chungang, as the best student ever taught by the teacher, there is no one, so don't you have anything to say to your classmates?"

"That's right, Li Chungang, you are too bad,

Two years of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger has deceived all of us! "

"Say something! Say something! I'm going to record it and show it to my brother at home."

"..."

"Li Chungang, you bastard, I want to give birth to a monkey for you!"

I don't know which daring guy it was, but he yelled such a sentence at the top of his voice while sitting under the stage, which immediately changed the mood of the originally slightly sad and serious scene, causing the audience to burst into laughter.

"Then I... just say a few words?"

Li Chungang's opening remark caused another burst of laughter. They had all heard of this joke or meme. Generally, leaders would say this before speaking at a meeting, but ended up talking about two simple sentences for at least two hours.

"First of all, I must congratulate myself, because in the annual epic disaster film "College Entrance Examination", I successfully defeated countless opponents and entered Tsinghua University! Finally, congratulations to you. I will be able to work in my favorite city in the next four years. Play games!"

Old Ban Wubai's face turned green after hearing this. What is it called playing games in his favorite city for four years in college, and he really said a few simple words!

Some words may not be memorized in three or five words after a long and cumbersome talk for a few hours;

He was about to step off the podium, but he stopped the steps that were hovering in mid-air, and stood in front of the podium again amidst everyone's puzzled eyes, staring straight at the audience. A classmate with dodgy eyes laughed and joked:

"A digression! I almost forgot, Godsend, you seem to have lost a bet with me and haven't fulfilled your promise yet."

It's coming, it's coming! Shrimp and pig heart (killing heart) appeared!

All eyes turned to Zhang Tianci, seat 6 in the third row. Seeing that he couldn't escape today, he put his hands on the desk and got up, yelling, "I'm willing to bet! It's me today!" Unfortunately, I didn't bring shampoo, next time, next time!"

"That so-and-so, didn't you say that you helped Tianci bring it?"

"I, I, God, catch it!"

Ma Shangfa who was called was not joking, he actually took out a small packet of Sassoon shampoo from his pocket, and looked at the shampoo that just landed on his desk, Zhang Tianci sat down like a defeated rooster. Going back, looking at Ma Shangfa, his eyes were full of flames called anger.

After such an interruption, the students who were called to their names to receive their graduation certificates have long since lost their minds. The fun-loving factor in their bodies was completely burned, and they wanted to end immediately, and then rushed to the playground to witness the "handstand" with their own eyes. Shampoo" feat.

The old class Wu Bai also noticed that the last class meeting he had carefully prepared was perfectly destroyed in this way, and left after the class meeting hastily ended.

The students in Class 3 and 5 of high school rushed to the school playground like wild horses, of course they didn't forget to bring Zhang Tianci, the person involved, together, and he couldn't let him find an excuse to slip away.

The students were too enthusiastic to watch the excitement. When Zhang Tianci rushed to the playground, a whole bucket of water had been prepared for him.

"Zhang Tianci, please!"

Almost everyone took out a mobile phone and turned on the video recording function, facing Zhang Tianci standing behind the bucket in the middle.

Zhang Tianci knew that he lost his face today, and finally struggled to death: "I performed handstand shampoo for the national champion of liberal arts. This wave...is not a loss!"

After saying that, he propped his hands on the ground, and plunged his head down towards the bucket...