What? This guy has 9999 systems?
Chapter 38
At the moment of meeting the Celestial Emperor.
Not surprisingly,
Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang were shocked first!
Look at this little yellow dog.
That little belly is fat!
Burly!
When I saw the people coming, not only was I not afraid, but I also whined, and the cry was a heroic one!
For this dog.
Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang were first puzzled, and then convinced!
This dog is not a Heavenly Emperor, who can be a Heavenly Emperor?
So the two began to kneel three times and bow to the little yellow dog, making a big salute.
Followed by.
The two looked at each other.
In the blink of an eye, he rushed towards the kitchen to make food for the little yellow dog.
As soon as I arrived at the kitchen, I saw hundreds of disciples, lining up at the kitchen door.
"Meet the second senior uncle and the third senior uncle."
"Meet the second senior uncle and the third senior uncle."
"Meet the second senior uncle and the third senior uncle."
The disciples saluted the two one after another.
"What are you doing here if you don't practice?"
Zhang Bao was puzzled and asked.
"Second Senior Uncle, everyone is preparing to fulfill their filial piety to the Great Heavenly Venerable one by one from the craftsmanship learned from the world!"
The disciple spoke.
When Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang heard this, they immediately felt a little uncomfortable in their hearts.
Why didn't I see these disciples so filial before.
"You are not all the same, are there other disciples who are still learning crafts in the world?"
Zhang Bao asked again.
"No," the disciple replied, "some junior brothers have already prepared the ingredients and gone to cook for the Great Tianzun!"
Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang couldn't help but be stunned when they heard this.
Cook?
Now that you are lining up here, aren't you cooking for the Heavenly Emperor?
Subsequently.
The disciple pointed in a direction.
Boy.
Guess what, Maokeng....
Zhang Bao and Zhang Liang's faces suddenly darkened, and Zhang Jiao behind them was also livid, and when he saw the Heavenly Dog Heavenly Emperor before the difficulty, there was a strange smell...
"Zi Zi'an dares to humiliate the Great Tianzun like this!"
Zhang Bao was furious.
With a flick of the dust, hundreds of disciples took off in an instant.
Waving in his hand, one hemp rope after another shot towards the hundreds of disciples.
Moment.
Hundreds of disciples were tied up with hemp rope and hung from the Bodhi tree in the courtyard!
Zhang Bao glanced at Zhang Liang.
Zhang Liang nodded, drew a long whip, and walked towards the disciples.
"Third Senior Uncle, Third Senior Uncle must not make a move, the disciple has something to say!"
"Got something to say? What can you say, dare to feed the Great Heavenly Venerable filth, you still don't know the crime?!
"Third Senior Uncle must not make a move, and listen to the disciple's explanation!"
"I'd rather hear what rhetoric you have!"
This group of disciples was watched by Zhang Liang Zhang Bao Zhang Jiao, and they naturally knew what they looked like, this group of disciples were not some stupid beeps, he wanted to see what this disciple had to say!
Originally.
Here's how it works.
On the first day that Little Yellow Dog came to the Taoist Temple, all the disciples prepared fifty roast chickens for Little Yellow Dog.
The little yellow dog took a bite.
All the disciples called Tianzun Xianling, and unanimously agreed that the little yellow dog liked to eat chicken.
The next day, fifty chickens.
On the third day, fifty chickens.
On the fourth day, fifty chickens.
On the fifth day, fifty chickens.
On the sixth day, fifty chickens.
On the seventh day, the little yellow dog stopped eating, and all the disciples went down the mountain one after another, pork knuckle, roasted whole lamb, fish, beef, duck, goose meat, and the little yellow dog was very happy to eat.
On the eighth day, all kinds of meat, the little yellow dog ate happily.
Day 9, various meats.
......
......
On the tenth day, the little yellow dog went on a hunger strike for a day, and all kinds of meat were placed in front of him, and he did not eat it.
On the eleventh day, the little yellow dog continued to go on hunger strike, the disciples were puzzled, Zhang Jiao was also in retreat, and the disciples were anxious.
On the twelfth day, the little yellow dog continued to go on a hunger strike, and the disciples were anxious.
On the thirteenth day, the little yellow dog continued to go on hunger strike, and the disciples were anxious, and at this time, some disciples said: "Is it that the Great Tianzun is in a bad mood, why not take him for a walk in the Taoist hall?" "
So.
This day.
The little yellow dog walked in front, followed by hundreds of Taoist temple disciples.
The little yellow dog came to the kitchen, sniffed, peed and left.
The little yellow dog came to Zhang Jiaomen, sniffed, peed and left.
The little yellow dog came to the hut.
Alas?
The little yellow dog wagged its tail and whined non-stop.
The disciples were puzzled, how, ready to pee and sprinkle after.
At this time, a witty disciple pondered for two seconds, and spoke: "Sage has clouds, dogs can't change to eat, will it be the Heavenly Emperor..."
A disciple shook his head decisively when he heard this, and then seemed to feel that he was not firm enough, and waved his hand and said again: "Absolutely impossible!" "
But think about it.
The disciples felt that there was still some truth.
Today's little yellow dog is a dog, and it was also a dog when he was a Heavenly Emperor before he was reborn, even when he was not a Heavenly Emperor, it was a dog.
The witty disciple said, "How about giving Tianzun an improvement and food?" "
So.
They opened the hut.
Next.
On the fourteenth day, the disciples felt that they should not continue to take filthy things to eat for the dog to eat, so they took out all kinds of meat, and the little yellow dog went on a hunger strike.
On the fifteenth day, all kinds of meat, the little yellow dog went on a hunger strike.
On the sixteenth day, the little yellow dog was hungry and thin, so he took the little yellow dog to the hut, and an hour later, the little yellow dog was like a full blood resurrection, refreshed, belly bulging, standing there heroic and extraordinary, brave, crying 'woo-woo', very heroic!
That's what they decided.
The little yellow dog does not eat anything else except this thing.
Half a month later.
The disciples cooked for the little yellow dog in the 'kitchen'.
Since then, this group of disciples has eaten ten meals a day.
In order that the little yellow dog has enough 'tribute'.
Moreover, this group of disciples are still eating all kinds of heavenly materials and earth treasures, panaceas.
It is to give the 'tribute' sufficient nutrition.
Since then.
The little yellow dog's belly is bulging day by day.
The little yellow dog's posture is getting burlier day by day.
The little yellow dog's mental state is getting better and better day by day.
Some disciples wondered.
Is this thing really so amazing?
There was also an eighth disciple who secretly tasted the tribute of the little yellow dog.
......
......
Hearing this, Zhang Jiao, Zhang Bao, and Zhang Liang glanced at the eight disciples who were hanged.
The three were silent.
"In the future, the Great Heavenly Venerable will be taken care of by the three of us!"
"Go down the mountain!"
Zhang Jiao then said.
The disciple wondered: "Master, what is the purpose of going down the mountain this time?"
"Heaven and earth are not benevolent and regard all things as dogs!" The corner of Zhang Jiao's mouth twitched when he said this, it seemed that the Heavenly Emperor was a dog
, "The land of Kyushu, for decades, there have been continuous disasters, and the people of the world have suffered unspeakably, this time I went down the mountain, rescued the people of Li, spread my Taiping teachings, and prepared for the time of heaven!"
Gather the momentum and wait for the day!
When the disciples heard this, they looked at each other, all showing surprise.
Day?
What will my Taiping Taoist Temple be?
For example, today the emperor is in the Taoist Temple, the advantage lies with me, the Mandate of Heaven has done, the Taiping Taoist Temple has not been born for hundreds of years, and it was born recently, what this means is self-evident.
"Disciples obey the master's orders!"
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