What's wrong with me, a little villain, who can use poisonous milk skills?

I just know you'd definitely go for the Bugatti Veyron!

The Bugatti Veyron, rated as the No.1 oil tiger in 2021, consumes 29.41 liters of fuel in 100 km, nearly twice as much as the legendary tenth ranked Luxgen Big 7!

And this car did not go to refuel in time after driving last time, then it is normal to stall on the road!

Pei Yunxi, who did not know the truth, nodded his thanks, and then jumped into the car with a look of trepidation.

Boom~

The accelerator stepped on the end, at least a vortex turned out of the fuel tank, and the corner of Chu Lang's mouth hooked the Bugatti Veyron and rushed out like a shooting star in the night sky.

Meteors are fast, but problems also go fast!

Really.

After driving for less than 20 minutes, just under a bridge hole, Chu Lang's face suddenly changed: "Oops!" The car is out of gas!

Pei Yunxi's cold hair stood on end, and even the words he said were broken: "Chu Dong? Is this true? Okay, how come there is no oil?

"Oops! I don't drive this car I chose often, and now I find out that it is out of gas! Chu Lang looked a little annoyed.

"Yes... I'm sorry! So what now? We're not going to be stuck here, are we? Pei Yunxi felt a little embarrassed, and looked up at the barren road and the dim lights in the distance, and his heart was even more afraid.

Chu Lang unfastened his seat belt: "This bridge hole is true!" The mobile phone signal is not good, I will go down and stop a car to take a look! "

Don't!" Pei Yunxi was so scared that he was about to cry when he saw that he was leaving, and grabbed his arm desperately

, "Chu Dong, don't go out!" Can't go out! At

this time, the headlights of the car suddenly went out, and in an instant the surroundings were dark, and only the stars in the sky could be seen.

"Ugh!" Pei Yunxi screamed again and rushed towards Chu Lang.

"What's wrong with you?" Chu Lang asked knowingly with a smile.

But Pei Yunxi did not answer, she felt that there were countless demons and monsters in the darkness, and countless terrifying hands reached out towards her.

The more she thought about it, the more afraid she became, and she also held Chu Lang tighter and tighter.

Hehe!

It was as I expected!

But I thought it would be in the office, but I didn't expect it to be in the car outdoors.

It's really exciting!

In the darkness, Chu Lang hooked the corners of his mouth and smiled faintly: "Huh? As soon as you hug me, the signal seems to be one more block? Do you want to hold tighter anymore? "

Really... Are you sure? Pei Yunxi's brain couldn't think at all at this time, and he didn't care if this was logical or not, he was entangled like an octopus.

"Not yet! Is it the reason for the separation of clothes? "Chu Lang

" good!" Pei Yunxi really ripped off his shirt.

Chu Lang smiled lightly, adjusted the seat, and the two fell together.

Xiao Tiance!

Your third sister, I will take it now!"

"Hey, it seems to be better, you try a little less?!"

He said shamelessly as he began to move with his big hand.

......

Two hours later.

The housekeeper Lao Wang finally drove the bright and spacious RV belatedly.

Chu Lang walked out holding Pei Yunxi, who was disheveled, and pretended to harshly criticize him for his slow movements.

But Pei Yunxi couldn't listen to a word.

Unknowingly, I lost the most precious thing in this terrifying darkness, and at this moment I still hold this man and dare not let go, is he saving me or hurting me?

......

The time quickly went from early morning to noon.

Lu Changsheng was sitting cross-kneeled in the bathtub, his hands folded, and his eyes were tightly closed.

He was extremely irritable at the moment.

Although the meditation mantra was recited over and over again, my mind was full of this flower world that I had seen before, and the lights were red and green.

"! What's going on, why can't I calm down at all! Of

course he couldn't calm down, and the power of the blessing system was not for fun.

Bell bell -

At this time, the mobile phone next to it rang.

Thinking that it was futile to think that he had been for so long, it was better to take it easy and answer the phone.

But as soon as it was connected, it was fatal, and Chu Lang's voice came from the phone, and as soon as he opened his mouth, it was a temptation to cause death.

"Immortality! Did you have fun yesterday? Walk! Come out now, today brother takes you to drink! The

moment Lu Changsheng heard about drinking, his heart was already floating.

Although he hadn't drunk it, his nose seemed to smell the smell of wine.

It's so intoxicating, so refreshing!

But he slammed into his senses again, hurriedly gritted his teeth and shook his head and refused: "No, I won't drink!"

"Wouldn't you? Which man doesn't drink? Are you afraid of being blamed by the elders?!"

Lu Changsheng licked his dry lips and nodded honestly: "Yes..."

Chu Lang actually laughed loudly

, "Changsheng, you are also a post-00 generation, how can you still live like an old-fashioned old man who obeys the leader in everything?"

This bit of courage is not even as good as your master brother of the 90s! Gee, it's really a loss of the face of the 00s! "

Lu Changsheng was hairy at once.

After all, he is just a child who has not seen the world and just turned 18, and the most annoying thing in his life is to let others say that he is afraid of his parents and bosses, just like those post-80s and 90s who work overtime to death and dare not beep more!

"Not really! I'll come out now! As soon as his mouth was twitched, his head was hot, and he gambled and agreed.

"Good! Then you say to probe the topographic map of Tianhai City! I'm waiting for you at Dream Paradise Bar! Chu Lang smiled contemptuously and hung up the phone contentedly.

......

Not a little later.

At the door of the Dream Paradise Bar, a young man who looked around dressed but was very dirty.

"Immortality, here!"

Lu Changsheng followed the voice and saw that Chu Lang was sitting on the wide sofa, and in front of him was a table full of various kinds of wine.

His eyes lit up instantly, and he quickly trotted over and sat down.

"Come, pour wine for our immortality!" Chu Lang didn't give him a chance to buffer for a moment, and directly let the little sister next to him pour wine.

At first, Lu Changsheng was a little embarrassed to twist and pinch, but after a few cups of stomach, he felt that his whole person was about to sublimate.

Xiao Tiance's complaint, Elder Kongzhen's criticism, as if all the troubles in the world had nothing to do with him!

He was completely empty at this moment!

Chu Lang looked at his drunken dream and death and smiled coldly.

Under the action of the system, the desire has increased at least tenfold, and now it is not happy to kill you.

Lu Changsheng, the wine ring is broken!

But it's still not over!

Since they are all here, it is better to simply break all the five precepts!

Chu Lang smiled faintly, his face suddenly changed, and he slapped his thigh: "Oops!"

Lu Changsheng, who was drunk and dreaming of death, turned his big drunken face and asked incoherently, "How... What's wrong?

"My wallet and cell phone were stolen!" Chu Lang's eyes widened and he looked very nervous.

"Huh?"

This sudden sentence made Lu Changsheng's brain instantly clear up a lot.

"So did you pay?"

Chu Lang shook his head very regretfully.

Lu Changsheng was a little flustered, and hurriedly asked, "How much does the wine cost here?"

"About 100,000!"

"100,000?!" As soon as Lu Changsheng heard his brain buzzing, he didn't know whether he was drinking or being scared by Chu Lang.

"So what to do, I don't have so much money!"

He broke out in a cold sweat.

His life in the mountains is very hard, and he is only 10,000 yuan a year, and now he actually spends 100,000 yuan on a simple table of wine.

How could this not make his face change drastically!

"I have a great idea!" Chu Lang suddenly rolled his eyes and whispered, "You go and steal someone else's wallet!"

"That's not going to work!" Lu Changsheng's head shook like a rattle, "We have rules for going down the mountain from Tianyin Temple, we can't make this kind of mistake, otherwise I wouldn't worry about not having money to settle the bill!"

"Why not? Do you listen to me! Chu Lang looked puzzled, and opened his mouth to flicker

, "My wallet was stolen, and then you go to steal someone else's, and someone else steals another person!"

If you cycle like this, those who have wallets still have wallets, and those who do not have wallets still have no wallets! "

Ahhh

Lu Changsheng was already drunk, and the more he listened to what he said, the more it made sense.

"My stolen, I steal from someone else, someone else steals another person....

Ha ha! That's right!

If you go around in a circle like this, there is still money who has money! No money or no money! I'm not stealing, I'm taking back what belongs to me!

"Yes, yes, yes!" Seeing him so good, Chu Lang also nodded with a smile and patted his back encouragingly,

"Then you go quickly!" Steal...... No, take it back and we keep drinking!

"Okay, keep drinking!" Lu Changsheng nodded, shook his drunken head, and stood up shakily.

Watching his back disappear into the sea of people, Chu Lang smiled faintly.

No wonder girls who have never seen the world are easy to be deceived, this silly is exactly the same!

Lu Changsheng, the theft ring has been broken!

After a while, the drunken Lu Changsheng returned.

"Brother... Brothers! At this time, Lu Changsheng's title called Chu Lang changed

, "I have already got the wallet, it is the flower arm boy dancing in the middle, haha!" Let's keep drinking!

After that, he picked up another bottle and drank it with a grunt.

Chu Lang smiled faintly.

It seems that the killing ring is also about to be broken!

He stretched out his hand, and a waiter trotted over.

Chu Lang crouched in his ear and whispered:

"In five minutes, go and talk to the flower arm in the middle of the dance floor, his wallet was stolen, and this one next to me did it!"

The waiter nodded and walked away.

Five minutes later.

The young man with the flower arm was still twisting his body on the dance floor, when suddenly the waiter came over.

As soon as he explained the matter, he immediately rushed over in anger.

He grabbed the drunken Lu Changsheng's collar and lifted it up: "Good you smelly boy, you actually stole something to my dog master!" Quickly hand over the wallet, and then chop off the hand that stole the money and count it over today!!

Lu Changsheng was taken aback.

He couldn't believe it.

With his own technique just now, how could any mortal notice it?

But after being caught, I didn't have time to think about it, so I wanted to honestly return my wallet and apologize.

At this time, Chu Lang whispered in his ear again: "Changsheng, didn't you hear it just now?" He not only wants you to return your wallet, but also chops your hand!

"I'm not afraid of him!"

"It's not a question of being afraid or not! This person is doing online loans, and he is personal scum! If you don't chop your hand, he will probably call and harass all the contacts on your phone! "

If everything Lu Changsheng didn't pay attention to just now, now he is really afraid!

My mobile phone contacts are Elder Kong Zhen, and the abbot!

If he called and said, wouldn't he be finished?

In an instant, a cold sweat broke out all over his body, and Lu Changsheng's wine woke up.

"So what to do?"

The only hope now is this clever good brother around him!

Chu Lang continued to whisper: "According to my meaning! Just kill him! People like him endanger society and force how many ignorant and innocent people to commit suicide, even if you kill him now, it is for the people! As

soon as the moral banner was raised, Lu Changsheng's messy brain was completely clear in an instant.

Yes!

I'm not killing people, I'm doing harm for the people!

I am a hero!

"Hey! What are you two whispering about? Is it that both of them want to die! The dog stomped on the table arrogantly.

And at this time, Lu Changsheng's eyes suddenly flashed a sharp color, and I saw him punch straight through his chest.

The dog master didn't have time to bark, his eyes bulged, and he fell limply.

"The dog master is drunk, you help him out!" Come back and we keep drinking! Chu Lang smiled lightly.

"Good!"

Lu Changsheng also helped the dog master out with understanding.

I don't know how long I drank, I don't know how much I drank, Lu Changsheng was almost drunk, and then I saw Xiao Tiance's angry face.

"Junior Brother Lu! What are you doing? Xiao Tiance couldn't bear it.

This junior disciple's kung fu disappeared in the blink of an eye, and Elder Kong Zhen was furious and asked him to look for it, and he even went to every room in that alley and still didn't see it.

If it weren't for Lu Changsheng being drunk and not knowing how to hide his strength, he wouldn't have found it.

And at this moment, Lu Changsheng was also scared out of a cold sweat again, and when he looked around, Chu Lang was no longer there.

"Senior Brother Xiao..." He didn't even know how to speak.

"You still know to call me Senior Brother!" Xiao Tiance looked for an entire afternoon, and he was so angry that he smoked.

"Give me back! I now see if Elder Kong Zhen can kill you!! After

saying that, he set up Lu Changsheng and walked out.

And Lu Changsheng's legs were frightened.

It's going to die!

I'm going to die!

A phrase kept echoing in his head.

What to do?

Suddenly, in the depths, he seemed to remember a sentence that Chu Lang had said when he was drunk:

"A white lie is not a nonsense, but a dialogue of people's kind hearts, a touch of warmth that people comfort each other, and a kind of tenderness that flows from the bottom of people's hearts!"

His eyes lit up, as if he had grasped the last straw.

I must make up a white lie, this is good, for the good of everyone!

Chu Lang, good brother thank you!

Lu Changsheng thought about his good brother, but how could a good brother not think about him?

Chu Lang, who was in the office, looked at the picture of him being taken away by Xiao Tiance in the surveillance, and smiled faintly:

"Lao Wang, you go and save the video of what Lu Changsheng did just now to the USB flash drive, and find an urgent express to send it over!"

As soon as the phone hung up here, Chu Lang immediately contacted Duan Shuiliu again.

"The time is ripe, now you go to see Elder Kong Zhen, remember what I said!"

"Hahaha! You can rest assured, Xiao Tiance will definitely die today! A proud voice came from the phone.

......

Xiao Tiance's residence living room.

The atmosphere was very oppressive, the air seemed to condense, and even breathing was difficult.

Lu Changsheng knelt on the ground with a terrified face, and in front of him were the fiery Xiao Tiance, the two senior brothers who were filled with righteous indignation, and the Void Zhen Elder in a rage.

"Messing around with stuff! I just criticized you yesterday, but I didn't expect to commit a drinking ring again in less than a day! Tell me what happened, or I won't spare you today!" Looking

at his own illegitimate son who was kneeling on the ground trembling, the air shock did not hit a single place.

It is said that the tiger father has no dog son, why is his son like this!

The qualifications are mediocre, they are almost 19, and it is only the second stage of the Dongming Realm!

That's it!

His contribution to the Tianyin Temple was not enough, and he was not qualified to get the opportunity to go down the mountain this time, and it was he who forced his name to let him follow down the mountain.

I thought that he would cherish this opportunity to perform well, and he would secretly help him earn more contributions, and he would inherit his mantle in the future, but I didn't expect that this confused insect had only been down the mountain for a long time, and he made big mistakes one after another!

He was also caught by Xiao Tiance, a future abbot who had no eyes and did not know how to be evil!

Speaking of Xiao Tiance's lack of good evil, he really doesn't know how to be evil.

Xiao Tiance said righteously:

"Elder Kong Zhen, Junior Brother Lu made a mistake and broke the color ring and wine ring again and again in just a few days after going down the mountain, which has a huge impact on the reputation of Tianyin Temple!

I think I should abolish his status as a named disciple and be a sweeping servant on the mountain all his life! Kong

Zhen's face suddenly darkened.

And Lu Changsheng was frightened when he heard it, he had never lied since he was a child, he didn't need to be taught by others at all, and he came as soon as he spoke: "Elder Kongzhen, it's not like this!" I wanted to inquire about the whereabouts of "Twilight Forest Return Map" before I went to drink!

Because...... Because I read martial arts novels, I inquired about the news only when I went to a restaurant to drink! "

Nonsense!" Xiao Tiance said angrily,

"If you really go to the restaurant to drink, then it's good!" I looked for you for a whole afternoon and didn't go to any restaurant! In the end, it was actually in the bar, how do you explain this!

"This..." After all, Lu Changsheng was still lying for the first time, and his brain turned a little but got stuck the second time.

Xiao Tiance was even more unreasonable: "No one of the one hundred and eight disciples of Tianyin Temple has failed to fulfill their duties, and you have gone down the mountain alone to break into trouble three times and five times!"

If you don't punish severely now, will you really wait until something big happens?!

Lu Changsheng lowered his head, drenched in cold sweat, and was speechless.

He regretted why he hadn't resisted the temptation.

Finished!

It's really over!

I really want to go back to the mountains to sweep the land for the rest of my life!

"Okay, I probably know the situation!" But at this time, Elder Kong Zhen suddenly spoke

, "Tiance, your junior brother Lu wants to inquire about the news, the starting point is still good, the punishment you just said is too heavy!"

So be it!

Immortal, I punish you to think about it until we finish our mission and return to the mountain with us!"

Can you be convinced of immortality?

"Be convinced!" When Lu Changsheng heard that there was such a good thing, he hurriedly kowtowed and admitted his mistake,

"The disciple knows that he is wrong!" The disciples were willing to listen to Elder Kong Zhen's arrangement! "

Elder Void Earthquake?!" Xiao Tiance was stunned

, "Junior Brother Lu is a repeat offender, if this is allowed to develop, it will definitely have a huge impact on the reputation of our Tianyin Temple, how can it be so easily?!"

The sudden change in things made Xiao Tiance sensitive.

This was clearly a very serious mistake, if he were to change to other disciples in ordinary times, Elder Kong Zhen would have already abolished his martial arts!

But now it's open?

Chu Lang?

Is this reversal another ghost he did?

The anger that Xiao Tiance had held in his stomach for so long suddenly burst out.

Good you Chu Lang!

Actually rebelled against the people around me again and again!

Unfortunately, you will not succeed this time!

I have mastered the advantage of ten percent, this Kanlu Changsheng he will never step over!!

The corner of Kong Zhen's eyes twitched, and he was speechless.

How can this Xiao Tiance not have a civilized brain at all?

Can't he see that he is obviously giving Lu Changsheng a step down!

He was still pushing hard and hard, and before he could sit down the abbot, he was about to hit me in the face?

The air shock anger also came up, and his face turned cold: "Xiao Tiance, you are not the abbot to start educating me now!" Don't you just want to be an abbot, but you even want to get involved in my position as a disciplined elder?!"

Xiao Tiance was taken aback, and quickly bowed his head and apologized: "The elder misunderstood, everything listens to your opinion!" "

But the resentment in my heart is even greater.

"Is Xiao Tiance here? There is a courier to sign for it!

Suddenly, there was a knock outside the door, and a little brother wearing an SF courier suit walked in.

"Express?" Xiao Tiance was inexplicable, he didn't seem to have bought anything.

As soon as he opened the package, there was a memory card inside, and when he inserted it into the mobile phone, his eyes lit up instantly.

The content of the memory card turned out to be a video of Lu Changsheng stealing in a bar, and then killing people and destroying corpses!

Haha, Chu Lang!

This time it's you who lose!

The person who wins today must be me Xiao Tiance!

In an instant, his waist also stood up, and he stuffed his mobile phone in front of Elder Empty Zhen, and Xiao Tiance said awe-inspiringly: "Elder Empty Shock, take a look at what Junior Brother Lu has done!" "

This..." Kong Zhen's face turned red and white, he never expected that Lu Changsheng would actually do such a thing.

And at this moment, Xiao Tiance would no longer give Lu Changsheng any chance.

He pulled the two junior disciples together: "Elder Void Earthquake, it has only been a few days since Lu Changsheng went down the mountain, and the five precepts have actually broken all the great disobedience!" According to the rules of the Tianyin Temple, he should be executed! The

other two junior disciples obviously didn't know how to observe words, and nodded in agreement: "Yes!" Senior Brother Xiao is right! In

front of the iron evidence, Elder Empty Zhen was about to explode in anger, but there was no way, he could only glared at Xiao Tiance with a grim face, and said with a black face: "Okay, I'll deal with it!"

Then he turned his head and looked at Lu Changsheng, who was kneeling, and said coldly: "Lu Changsheng, you can't even break the Five Precepts Tianyin Temple, now I will kill you and throw the corpse into the wilderness, are you convinced?!" "

Elder Void Shock, don't want it! I really know it's wrong! Please spare me this time! Lu Changsheng was so frightened that he was about to pee, and he kept kowtowing.

"It's late!"

Kong Zhenyi bent down and picked up his neck, turned his head to Xiao Tiance and said with obvious words: "I'll go and kill him now, are you satisfied?" "