What's wrong with me promoting my girlfriend as a diva?

The sound of a rustling sound came from the other end of the phone, like a quilt or clothes.

"Are you drinking?" Qiao Sheng asked when the phone was quiet.

"Yeah. I drank... one, two, three, four, four cans." The voice of the roasted sweet potato suddenly became soft, with a glutinous feeling.

In Qiao Sheng's mind, there was immediately a picture of a slender woman with a flushed face and drunken eyes counting bottles.

Qiao Sheng could probably guess that she was probably a little drunk.

He was hesitating whether to record it so that he could use it as black material to laugh at her later, and the roasted sweet potato suddenly began to sob.

"Hello." Qiao Sheng worriedly asked, "Are you okay?"

"Wuwuwuwuwuwuwu, I didn't even open the door, why did those people say that to me..."

Bao Baishu finally couldn't hold back, and her sobbing turned into wailing.

"Hello." Qiao Sheng waited for a few minutes, and heard her crying slightly smaller, and couldn't help but teasing, "I just recorded it."

"Are you still human, Qiao Sheng!"

The crying suddenly became smaller, and Qiao Sheng heard the sound of Bao Baishu blowing her nose.

"Just kidding, I didn't record it."

"I'm asking you, do you know those netizens you mentioned?"

Facing the crying Bao Baishu, Qiao Sheng felt that a door had been opened for him, and he had an idea to comfort her.

"Of course I don't know him."

"You don't need to take to heart what people you don't know say. Think about it, there are so many people in the world, you can't be liked by everyone."

"What they like most is to make groundless accusations, because they are unhappy in real life, so they make others unhappy on the Internet."

"I guess there are many reasonable people who will stand up for you, right?"

Baked Sweet Potato seemed to be thinking about Qiao Sheng's words and stopped sobbing.

"Of course there are, not everyone will blindly slander others."

Qiao Sheng continued to persuade: "Do you remember what I told you, two sentences can solve many troubles in life? What should you say to those who slander you?"

"None of your business... none of your business!"

After saying that, Baked Sweet Potato laughed out loud.

"Actually, after the company resolved this matter, I'm no longer sad, but when I think of what those people said, I can't help it..."

Qiao Sheng interrupted her: "In the future, I mean in the future, if there is such a thing again, my advice is, don't read those comments anymore."

"Let me give you an analogy, you see a very ugly person on the street..."

"As ugly as you?"

"Touch your conscience, am I ugly?"

"My breasts are too big, I can't touch them."

Kao Baishu's words made Qiao Sheng silent, and he felt his ears become hot in an instant.

I don't know if it was burned by the hot phone or because of something else.

"Uh, you've made me so stupid. Okay, just think that you saw me, an ugly freak, on the street, and you thought to yourself, wow, this person is so ugly. Do you think I will hear it?"

"I don't think so, I'm not such an impolite person." Kao Baishu retorted.

Drunk Kao Baishu is really cute.

"I mean if, let's assume you think so."

"Then you definitely can't hear it, unless you have special abilities."

"You see, your thoughts won't affect me at all. On the contrary, because you stare at me, I will think that this beautiful woman must have taken a fancy to me and will definitely come up to chat with you."

"Wow, Qiao Sheng, you are really shameless."

"Yeah, I think so too. Similarly, those who spread rumors online are just like this.

They are just annoying hyenas on the African grasslands, and they will rush over when they smell blood.

But if you take up the weapon of law, they will be as obedient as sheep."

"What you said is very similar to what the company's legal department said."

Baked sweet potato has calmed down, but the nasal tone is still very heavy.

"Next time if you encounter this kind of thing, you can call me and I will read the comments to you, which is better than you reading the comments and imagining it yourself."

Perhaps feeling that this was too ambiguous, Qiao Sheng added: "After all, we are comrades fighting side by side in the canyon!"

"Yes, we are comrades!"

Kao Baishu pronounced the word "comrades" very heavily.

The two of them were silent for a while.

"Qiao Sheng, thank you."

Kao Baishu spoke first, his voice soft.

"Don't be so polite, if you really want to thank me, you should give me

I'll make a full skin for the game. "

"Okay!"

Kao Baishu agreed straightforwardly, and Qiao Sheng was fooled by her again.

"Ah?" Qiao Sheng hurriedly explained, "No, no, I just saw that the atmosphere was a bit dull, so I was just joking and talking casually."

"Oh, I was joking too. I don't have a full skin myself, what do you want? Goose, goose, goose, goose, goose."

Kao Baishu's signature goose smile appeared again. Qiao Sheng knew that her mood had improved, so he chose to change the subject.

"Didn't I tell you the story of the rich man and three women last time?"

"Yes, you said that the rich man finally chose the one with big breasts!"

"I tell you, the rich man did this for a deep meaning. What do you think, what is the standard for a rich man like this to choose a wife?"

Kao Baishu thought for a while and said, "From your story, you want to choose a wise one? ”

“No, it’s completely the opposite. If he marries a very smart wife, I guess the rich man will have to worry every day whether his assets will be transferred away by his wife, so he finally chose a woman with big breasts. ”

“But why is that?”

“Because there is an old saying that big breasts mean no brains.”

Kao Baishu was silent for a while, then said, “Qiao Sheng, do you know what I want to do now?”

“I don’t know, I’m not a worm in your stomach.”

“I want to rush to the Magic City and tear your mouth apart.”

“Huh?” Qiao Sheng asked in confusion, “I didn’t say anything, why is it so serious?”

“You haven’t said anything yet? You said I have no brains! "

The sound of roasted sweet potato gnashing his teeth made Qiao Sheng feel cold on his back. He argued: "No, I didn't say you have no brains..."

The voice stopped abruptly, and Qiao Sheng reacted in an instant.

"You, you, you..."

As if thinking of some spherical object, Qiao Sheng even stuttered when speaking.

"What do you mean by I, apologize!"

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have said that you, who are beautiful, generous, gentle and kind, have no brains. I kowtow to you here!"

"I accept your apology. Now, I give you the highest honor in the canyon, kiss my right foot."

"Ah, this..."

Qiao Sheng thought of the slender jade feet he had seen before, and he was a little distracted.

"By the way, do you men like big breasts?"

Roasted sweet potato snorted and asked a question that Qiao Sheng didn't know how to answer.

After thinking for a long time, Qiao Sheng gave a universal answer: "Not necessarily, it depends on the specific situation. ”

“What about you? What do you think is the most attractive thing about girls?”

“Me?” Qiao Sheng’s brain was a little stuck. “Well, it’s hard to say. It depends on the overall feeling.”

“Men, shouldn’t inner beauty be the first priority?”

I know this question. Qiao Sheng immediately became energetic and talked freely: “You can’t say that. When people meet for the first time, they always get to know each other through appearance, so appearance is very important.”

“Humph, in the end, it still depends on the face and the figure.”

“That’s not it either. Appearance determines whether I want to understand your soul, and your soul determines whether I want to veto your appearance.”

Bao Baishu seemed to be thinking about Qiao Sheng’s words and didn’t speak for a long time.

Qiao Sheng asked: “What about you? What do you think is the most attractive thing about a man?”

Bao Baishu said without hesitation: “Security. I like people who can give me a sense of security.”

“Don’t you have any requirements for appearance?”

“The more handsome, the better.” ”

“Look at you, you dare to say that I am obsessed with looks.”

When it comes to quibbling, ten baked sweet potatoes can’t beat one Qiao Sheng.

The two chatted and laughed for a while, and the baked sweet potato on the other end of the phone suddenly asked: “If you use the female stars in the entertainment industry as a standard, who do you hope to be your other half?”

Qiao Sheng thought about it, and then gave his answer: “Bai Shu.”

Qiao Sheng didn’t have much impression of the female stars in the entertainment industry, and he didn’t particularly like any female star when watching dramas.

If I really want to say, the only female star he remembers is Bai Shu.

He didn’t lie, Bai Shu is indeed the type he likes, with a high appearance and a good figure, and she has a good reputation in the entertainment industry, and has never had any scandals since her debut.

The main reason is that Bai Shu has forwarded Adu’s songs, and she is considered a benefactor of Adu and himself.

Qiao Sheng asked back: “What about you?”

The baked sweet potato was silent for a while, and then spoke slowly.

“You.”