When Did I Become Invincible?
Chapter 540: Goldfish's tricks for picking up girls
Jin Yun stood there dumbfounded, not moving a single point.
Seeing that Jin Yun didn't move, the goldfish was ready to use the girl-picking skills he had learned, and asked, "What's the matter, can't move? Would you like me to help you?"
Goldfish is trying to suppress their hunger and thirst at this moment.
These days, it actually did a lot of homework in order to meet Jin Yun.
From kitchen knives, I learned some tricks for picking up girls.
I also wrote down the knowledge points of the kitchen knives in a small notebook and studied it repeatedly.
The first point of picking up girls is that if you meet a girl you like, you should be cold and even let the other party think you are cold.
In this way, you won't show your needs and you won't be a licking dog!
You know, licking the dog to the end has nothing.
When Jin Yun heard this, she also reacted. Looking at the goldfish, she said in shock, "What's going on, why is the sea water gone?!"
Although the goldfish said that he had sucked the seawater into his stomach, and then the seawater was indeed gone, Jin Yun still thought it was incredible, almost impossible, after all, how could so much seawater be stuffed into his stomach!
Jinyu deliberately showed a smile, shook off the red hair on his forehead again, and said, "I sucked it into my stomach. You may not know that Sister Jin Yun, I am very strong."
In fact, this sentence of goldfish uses another trick of picking up girls.
Sister Jin Yun's cry was very technical.
The kitchen knives said that if you want to warm up your relationship with a girl, you must first give the other party an intimate name.
Moreover, it is necessary to make the other party not disgusted, so at this time, it is directly implanted into a "Sister Jin Yun". It doesn't sound like there is any major change, but it actually hides a mystery!
Moreover, there is a trick in it.
Just show your worth.
Kitchen knives, they said, girls like strong men, and black pots are like that, why can there be so many girls like them?
It's the cooking skills that captured the girl's stomach!
This is a kind of ability, a kind of value!
Jin Yun listened to this, looked at the goldfish a few more times, and said, "How strong is it?"
Jinyu said: "Which aspect do you ask? I am actually strong in every aspect."
Hearing this, Jin Yun suddenly stopped talking, and if it were a humanoid, she would definitely blush a little at this moment.
you... are you driving?
Goldfish laughed heartily.
This is the last trick.
Kitchen knives they said, men are not bad, women do not love!
And this bad, not to say that the character is bad, but the sex!
That is, men do not have sex, and women do not love!
And for color, hehe, this one works!
The true nature of the dragon!
What's more, it is the first dragon born in the world.
Jin Yun was quiet for a while, and the goldfish felt that Jin Yun had a deep impression of it now, so he changed his tone and said softly: "Just kidding with you, I found that you are in a high mood, let's make a joke to calm you down, It should be better now."
Hearing this gentle voice, Jin Yun froze for a moment.
Ah, this brother is so attentive.
After it found out that it was really the goldfish's words, it had already reacted from the shock not long ago.
Goldfish continued to say softly: "Okay, sister Jin Yun, get up, I will know that garbage."
Jin Yun listened to this and became serious, and said, "The immortal beasts under me are stronger, can you really do that?"
Goldfish also wanted to say that he was strong, so that Jin Yun didn't need to worry, but the next moment, it became sluggish.
down...below? !
"It's okay! I can kill it at will!" Goldfish gritted his teeth.
The goldfish felt like it was green.
Forehead.......
Hearing the tone of Jinyu's family that seemed to have been killed, Jin Yun froze again.
Later, it also decided to believe in goldfish, after all, the whole sea was indeed gone.
It took a deep breath and cast a secret technique.
In this way, I saw that it quickly became smaller at the speed of the naked eye.
In the blink of an eye, a golden stick with the thickness of an arm and the height of a man was suspended in the air.
Looking at the overall condition of this golden stick, the goldfish swallowed.
This golden stick also has some glittering lines on it, which is extremely beautiful.
Just like this, after turning into a human form, she is a super beauty!
Goldfish is very excited.
However, it quickly put away the desire-filled eyes that were looking at Jin Yun, and continued to pretend to be indifferent.
It cast its gaze down, but it was fine not to look at it. After seeing the situation below, its entire face changed and became extremely cold.
Below, at this moment, there is a black hole as big as a well. It is pitch-black, full of powerful and mysterious aura, like a bottomless pit.
Goldfish eyes are cold.
Although you are being suppressed, I am unhappy. If I don't kill you today, I will not be named Long!
It's just that the goldfish swore so, and at this moment, a voice sounded from below.
"Huh?! The seal is lifted?! That stinky woman is gone?!"
"Wow, my black bear can finally come out!!"
A very evil voice sounded, laughing wildly.
But.
Goldfish was stunned when he heard this voice.
Because this is the girl's voice!
"Fuck! This..."
Goldfish also found that the sound was as good as Jin Yun.
Also very sweet.
Hearing this voice, Jin Yun became vigilant, and looked at the goldfish and said, "It's coming out soon!"
Goldfish quickly recovered, then swallowed, and said, "Well, it's just garbage."
Goldfish's voice just fell, when a black shadow swiped and flew out of the black hole.
Finally, it rose into the air, hovering motionless.
It turned out to be a person.
This man looks wretched, dressed in black clothes, and is huge, bigger than the two big men combined.
The muscles of that body swelled so much that even when he was wearing clothes, he could clearly see the outline.
The man in black has a pair of red eyes. After he appeared, he looked at Jin Yun and Jinyu.
"That old man isn't here? Good! Now that I'm out, I'll let this fairyland go back to the blood of the corpse mountain..."
Before the sea word was finished, the next moment, the voice of the goldfish sounded.
"Death to me!"
As soon as these words were over, the man in black suddenly stiffened, and then his face twisted.
With a bang, the whole person exploded directly, turning into a cloud of blood.
The goldfish said with disgust on his face: "What's the matter, I've been disgusted!"
As he spoke, he also spat out a mouthful of saliva.
It's a pity that it was looking forward to it just now, the sound is almost catching up with its daughter-in-law Jin Yun, what exactly does it look like.
But who knows, the guy with a sweet and beautiful voice is a wretched guy!
Who can resist this!
After killing the guy who appeared, Goldfish looked at Jin Yun.
Jin Yun is now standing blankly in the air, like a wooden stake.
Gone? !
died? !
This! !
Jinyu said: "Sister Jin Yun, everything is done now, come with me to find your brother."
Goldfish waited inwardly.
It decided that Jin Yun was different and must be very beautiful.
After all, the Jinling Immortals are so pretty.
If Jin Yun still doesn't turn into a humanoid, then after it goes back, it can teach Jin Yun a little bit.
Then, when Jin Yun turned into a human form, it was the first person to see its human form.
This is equivalent to winning Jin Yun's first time!
hey hey hey!
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