when harry potter met league of legends

"vomit--"

Allen spit out the water, and Anne on the side quickly handed him a freshly dried towel - I don't know what other wizards would think about using fire magic for this purpose.

Why are you vomiting? It's not the popular male pregnancy routine pioneered by the legendary book Journey to the West that everyone likes to see, but it's that Allen is seasick...

I don’t know if that bastard old man deliberately tricked him or if he had to sneak across the country to get out of the country, anyway, the broken ship was in a state of disrepair except for the fact that the whistle was silent and the whole body was making clanging noises. It made people doubt that it could break up on its own without any help from the outside world.

Ship model building blocks that are extremely helpful for children's intellectual enlightenment.

The best place to hide a drop of water is the ocean - similarly, the best place to hide two wizards is a pile of materials with magical fluctuations.

After casting the Disembodiment Spell, they passed the customs set up by the wizard without even passing the most basic inspection - this is where the old man smuggled goods.

They were squatting there watching the show and watched the old man take out a box of wine and a money bag in exchange for the right to pass the ship without inspection - he was truly a local snake.

It seemed that the old man was indeed not bragging - when he said that there was no information that he could not grasp here, Allen even accused him of putting himself in danger, making the old man angry and staring.

Comrade Ivan stayed without any hesitation, and Alan didn't care about him at all - he knew the changes in the world, so where could he get it from the magical world? Anyway, Ivan's side probably won, right?

Wish him good luck.

At first, Allen still had the energy to curse at the old man - the black-hearted old man took up so much space that it was very difficult for Allen and the others to move, but now - ugh.

The people who manage supplies for the old man are three magicians who don't look easy to mess with - but Allen said that he can beat them with one hand, ugh - of course, we'll talk about it after we get off the boat.

There are no scenes like pirates attacking, mermaids arriving at your door, storms coming, etc. along the way. After all, this road is the route for people to eat. If he didn't even have the skills to handle this thing, the old man would have starved to death long ago.

In fact, the role of the three leading wizards is to manage the melon-eating sailors who never knew what was going on and to make gray deals with the major patrols - everyone cooks and eats together so that there will be no one

Smashing the bowl, right?

As the largest potion market in Europe, Britain was naturally the first choice for this smuggling team - so when a group of them came to the exchange location with special door keys in hand, Allen was delighted to see an acquaintance.

The second-hand bookstore owner's face bloomed with brilliant flowers, and he said in a language that made Allen want to laugh: "добро, товарищ? (Comrades, welcome.)"

Well, then he saw a face that surprised him very much - a very memorable little wizard who had done business with him several times.

Allen showed a friendly smile - you were the one who kept the secret from me at that time!!!

Are you stupid now? I discovered the purchasing channel - I'm just asking you if you're surprised or not?

Ah, Davasili?

Now there really is no middleman to make the difference - some of the things Allen bought from the old man were dirt cheap.

"Hey, kid, you have become more capable - have you made a fortune this time?" The boss still had the same face, neither surprised nor happy - this made Alan a little disappointed.

However, these are not the point - the point is, how is Hogwarts?

"Oh, I almost forgot, it's not the holiday yet, why did you sneak out?" After hearing Allen's question, the boss suddenly realized that there was something wrong. After a moment, he pointed at Allen in surprise.

Lun.

"Wait a minute, I heard that three students were missing from Hogwarts some time ago? Could it be you two?"

Congratulations on your guess, but unfortunately there is no reward.

"Well, I personally suggest that you go back quickly - I heard that the school was going crazy during that time." The second-hand store owner lit up a cigarette and stared at Allen and the others like he was looking at misbehaved children.

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Hey hey hey, boss, what do you mean?

We are top students! Go to Hufflepuff and ask, who dares to say that I am a bad student? Do I look like the kind of person who violates disciplines? Boss, doesn't your conscience hurt? - Wait, it seems that everyone has

One transaction was made by running out in the middle of the night, which seemed to have violated more than a dozen school rules at the time - haha, what, no one was young, right?

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After a hasty greeting, Allen quickly got in touch with the school - a moment later, with two crisp noises, two figures appeared in the fireplace in Diagon Alley - at this moment Allen and the others were already

When you arrive at the boss's store, you can't possibly expose the place where the transaction is taking place, right?

Very, very unfortunately, among these two people was a professor that Allen really didn't want to see - Professor Snape.

There is no necessary connection between being a good person and being unpopular - after all, most of the time, we still choose, I'm sorry, you are a good person, let's just be friends.

Stung the old man.

After getting the good guy card from Lily Potter (ok, another stab, the goddess changed her surname, it’s not your surname), Professor Snape became a good guy in every sense - but really

Really unpopular.

But Professor Snape is not here to deal with this problem at the moment - he is here to arrest people.

When a middle school teacher encounters a student who has not been in class for a week or longer, he usually goes to ask the parents, but Allen has nothing to do - so the teacher has no choice but to personally arrest the Internet-addicted teenager (girl).

"So, Mr. Robinett is even better than Mr. Potter? Mr. Potter is always in the limelight - and our Mr. Robinett decided to make big news - he took other students to skip classes for so long?

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Fortunately, Allen still has a backer - his professor is there after all.

"Severus, okay, Ellen is our Hufflepuff student, and you need to take care of your own student - classmate Anne, can you explain why you suddenly disappeared for so long?" Spook

Professor Lauter asked Anne kindly. At the same time, her face turned like an angry tiger and stared at Allen: "Student Allen, please keep the necessary silence."

Allen:......

Damn the face-conscious society!