when harry potter met league of legends

Wizards are a strange group. Although you will think the world of wizards is magical when you first start, you will find that after a long time, wizards are a stagnant group.

Compared with the Muggles outside, the life of wizards is almost stagnant - a long time ago, they used owls, and long years have passed, and they still use owls...

Although the communication methods of wizards have been improved compared to basically relying on shouting, it is obvious that wizards are far behind the technological development of Muggles - in this era, there are already mobile phones and the Internet.

There has also been great progress in the United States, but what about the wizards?

When classmate Dudley smashed his video game console, the wizarding world didn't know what a bully was and had endless fun!!!

This is simply anti-human behavior. Other people’s children are studying the eight underwater levels. The entertainment of wizard children in their free time is to play wizard chess and so on. Therefore, Allen still thought he had found a way to make money.

of.

Fighting and killing and chanting curses are not good at all. Do you know Tetris and tank battles?

Unfortunately, the dream of getting rich ended before it began - electronic technological items will lose their effectiveness when exposed to magic, which is why Dudley's game console broke down so quickly.

This rule also applies to Muggle weapons. Whether they are bullets or guns, they cannot easily kill a wizard - as long as he is prepared.

These are even the first few self-defense spells taught, and can even be regarded as spell-free casting - Harry could easily make the glass disappear before he entered school. If it were replaced by something smaller like a bullet,

It will only be easier to disappear.

This is the reason why Voldemort would rather create a large number of Inferi as an army than use the Imperius Curse to control an army of Muggles - you must know that Muggles do not have superior consciousness like wizards, and the difficulty of manipulation is frighteningly low.

Under normal circumstances, the power of guns and the creation of a soul-snatched army would be a crushing level for a wizard fighting team.

It's a pity that wizards are so bad - the only ones who can kill wizards are wizards, unless the one caught is an uneducated Obscurus.

This is why the Prime Minister can only accept the fact that the Minister of Magic, who doesn’t understand anything, comes over and sexually harasses him from time to time - well, there’s one more word, but it doesn’t hurt.

Think about it, if you are the Prime Minister who holds the power of a country, and a guy with special powers comes directly to tell you, we are the Dragon Group, the Avengers, the Reincarnation Organization of the Lord God Space, and all kinds of strange organizations, and then

Let me tell you that they have a group of similar people hanging around under your control, and they are here just to inform you that we are real. Will you choose to kneel down and lick us?

Are you kidding? How could you choose to forgive him? The normal step is to capture him and slice him up for study - superpowers, magic, fighting spirit, etc., it is best to use science to deduce it, so this comrade who calls himself a wizard,

Please sacrifice yourself for the sake of the safety of the people and the development of science and technology.

Seeing that the Minister of Magic has been able to live for such a long time without being sliced ​​up and studied by the British government, you will know how powerful wizards are against Muggles.

So here comes the question - why do you want to say so much?

The reason is that an absolutely secret meeting is taking place at the Prime Minister's residence at this moment.

This is a conversation that will never be declassified, because once the content of the meeting is revealed, the entire country will be plunged into great panic - even more panic than a war.

Every wizard has his own wand, and your gun will have no effect in front of the wizard - for example, you suddenly find that your neighbor carries an RPG out every day, and it is a real version.

Even if he swears to you that he will never press the launch button on you, are you not afraid at all when talking to him?

The leaders standing at the conference table were the prime minister of one country and the president of another country, but everything that happened in the meeting at this moment was beyond the control of these two.

To be precise, the meaning of their existence is to stand there and be waiters - as for the remaining staff, they are recording things that they don't understand at the moment, and the two people with the highest official status also know it.

I know that after the meeting, these people will forget all the records as if this never happened.

The two looked at each other, then gave each other a wry smile helplessly - what could they do?

...

The meeting lasted for a long time, and in the end both parties working together smiled with satisfaction.

However, what surprised the Prime Minister was that just before the two parties shook hands, the representative of the other party asked this question in a stupid way: "About this cooperation matter - what does Dumbledore think?

"

After a moment of silence, the man named Minister Fudge responded to the other party's question with a standardized smile: "Oh, I will go to Dumbledore personally - I don't think he made sense last time.

I gave up this cooperation after a happy cooperation.”

The words were spoken easily, but the prime minister could see the look beneath the minister's smile - something he often had when talking to the minister.

"That would be great - I look forward to your good news. Once Dumbledore's views are conveyed, I think we can proceed as agreed."

Just when the other party added this sentence again, the waitress clearly saw the minister's white fingers.

————————————————————————————————————————————

Allen didn't know anything about this negotiation. He was looking at the letter from the school with resentment.

The beautiful fonts on the parchment list a large list of books needed for next year's class. There are so many books that it even makes people think that the school made a mistake and packed several people's required books together.

There are no changes in the books of other professors, and there are a lot of books by new professors on the table.

This professor's name is well-known in the wizarding world, and if he signs his name on the parchment, he can still be used as a Sickle, even though he cannot be used as a gold galleon.

In the wizarding world where entertainment facilities are scarce, this master has the status of the Five Whites in the Central Plains - he is the most useless Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts, Lockhart!

Although this professor has no skills himself, he is very loyal to reality when writing books and will never give up until he has first-hand information. He is indeed a model that many writers need to learn from.

It's a pity that he pissed off someone he shouldn't have messed with today - even if they didn't meet.

As we all know, Lockhart's books are very expensive, but this scam actually requires students to buy the entire set!!!

And Allen paid more than just a set of money - so, dear professor, you succeeded in attracting my attention, you know?