When I Have Money

The next day, Yang Kun woke up naturally after falling asleep. There was nothing to see at his parents' house, so he came out to the bathroom in his own big underpants.

At this time, his parents were already sitting in the living room and eating breakfast leisurely. Yang Kun glanced at the breakfast on the table in the living room, fried dough sticks, soy milk, sesame balls, and boiled eggs. Then ran to the bathroom.

After he came out of the bathroom, Mother Yang asked, "Are you still going to sleep? Or are you planning to get up?"

Yang Kun looked up at the clock and it was almost 8:30. He sat on the sofa in the living room and watched the breakfast in a daze, and replied, "I'm up, I usually wake up at this time."

Mother Yang said: "Then why don't you go wash up and just sit here and do it?"

Yang Kun stared at his mother and smiled and retorted: "I'll sit here for a while, can't I just get back to my senses?"

Although he was retorting, he still got up and walked in the direction of the bathroom again. After washing up, he sat next to a table and started eating with a mochi ball. His father had already prepared soy milk for him and put it in front of him.

When he was chewing the sesame balls, he picked up a deep-fried stick and tore it into pieces and put it in the soy milk. Yang Kun personally prefers to eat the deep-fried stick that has been soaked.

At this time, Yang's mother said: "Shall we go to the bank after dinner?"

Yang Kun raised his head and looked at the two elders. Although they were in a good state of mind at this time, they probably didn't sleep well last night, and they were in a state of extreme excitement at this time.

He nodded and said, "Well, let's go after eating. After it's done, I'll go out later."

Mother Yang asked, "Where are you going?"

"Decoration company." Yang Kun fudged his mother, but in fact he was going to pick up Lulu at the airport soon. After she booked the flight last night, she sent the message. The plane landed in Chongqing at 7:40 in the morning, and it was more than three hours before it was close to eleven o'clock. After he went to the bank to handle these things, he went to the airport up.

Listening to Yang Kun talking about going to the decoration company, Yang's mother said: "We will go together at that time."

Yang Kun stared at his mother and said, "What are you going to do? I told you about the house and you don't care about it."

Yang's mother immediately raised her voice with staring eyes: "Hey~ What, can't I go and have a look?"

When the mother showed the majesty of the head of the family, Yang Kun could only soften and say: "You can go and see the design after it comes out. I will confirm the brand today. You don't understand these things. Go to Just to make trouble, and I have something to do this afternoon."

Mother Yang said: "It's so hot in the afternoon, what's the matter with you going out? Last night your father was still saying, didn't you have no contact with that girl?"

Yang Kun said dumbfoundedly: "I can't touch other girls?"

Listening to Yang Kun's words, Yang's mother said with a slightly yin and yang tone: "Hey, it's hard to be rich and lawless?"

Yang Kun looked at his mother speechlessly and said, "What is lawlessness? You are anxious when you don't know a girl, but you think I am lawless when you know a girl? Then, should I meet a girl? ?”

Yang's mother immediately said: "I didn't say that I won't let you meet women, I just hope that you can keep your eyes open, don't look for someone who only cares about money, and find someone who can live by yourself."

Yang Kun smiled wryly and shook his head: "Mom, isn't your request too high? You must be honest and responsible, and you must be beautiful and virtuous, and you don't even want others to look at our money. Such a woman, you Where do you think I should find it? Now, women who are a little bit prettier are all looking for men with better conditions."

"In the past, when the conditions were not good, you said I was not qualified to pick them. Now that we have the conditions, you say that you will live well if you find virtuous ones. Don't say that you really have money, and they are beautiful and virtuous. .”

"Female celebrities, they make more money than our family earns from interest! Why don't you choose one among the celebrities? Anyway, they can make money, maybe they are also virtuous!"

Yang Kun's words almost provoked forceful suppression. Yang's mother raised her voice and said, "Are you going to sing against me today?"

At this moment, the old father finally couldn't listen anymore, he said: "Okay, okay, why are you arguing about your mother and son in the early morning? What does he like? Wait until he finds it by himself, and you don't have to worry about it." !"

Mother Yang stuffed the fried sticks into her mouth one last time and said, "Anyway, find someone I don't like, and don't even think about entering my house."

Yang Kun originally wanted to refute a few words, but is it meaningful to think about winning or losing with his family? He simply chose to stop fighting and said, "I'm too lazy to argue with you. I'm going to change clothes and get ready to go out."

As soon as the bank opened, Yang Kun, a VIP user, was received into the VIP room. He took out his bank card and said, "Get 10 million from here, and open another account."

Yang's mother stood behind Yang Kun and asked the bank staff: "How much money is there in the card?"

Yang Kun immediately winked at the bank staff, and the staff smiled and said to Mother Yang after seeing the eyes: "Sorry, I have no right to check the balance of this card. The authority level of this card needs our bank president. I'm just a salesman."

"Mom, I told you that there is only 20 million fixed term deposits, but you just want to allocate 10 million to another account."

Mother Yang immediately said: "If I don't save it for you, you will know how to waste money!"

Soon, Mother Yang also had a private bank card in her hand. She did not choose to manage money, but directly deposited regularly. There is an annual rate of '5.6' in one year, but it must be saved for three years! There is an interest of 560,000 yuan a year, which makes Yang's mother very excited. It is equivalent to saving for three years to buy a house!

Coming out of the bank, Mother Yang said, "It's no wonder those who are rich are getting richer and richer. If 20 million are put together, they can buy a small apartment in a year."

After talking about it, Mother Yang turned her attention to Yang Kun. What she meant was that you bring the money and I will save it for you. After a year, we can buy a house and invest with the interest?

Yang Kun immediately pretended not to see it, and he quickly walked towards the parking lot: "Take a taxi back by yourself, and I won't see you off. I still have something to do, so let's go first, and I won't come back at night."

"You~~" Before Yang's mother could speak, Yang Kun quickened his pace and disappeared into the crowd. The father beside her pulled her and said, "Let's go, go back, you really don't want to leave a penny to your baby."

Yang's mother said: "Isn't he spending the money indiscriminately, and you haven't seen it? The car, you said, is two million yuan, and the furniture is three million yuan. How long does it take him to use 10 million yuan?" Why don’t you put it in my place and save it for him, so you can buy a house and invest in a house with the money in the future?”

Father Yang said: "Young people have their own lifestyle, so we don't have to worry about it. The money is his, and how he uses it is his business. And he didn't spend it indiscriminately. Buying a house, Decoration is a bit expensive. But these are all spent in the right places, aren't they?"

After Yang Kun separated from his parents, he set off for the airport. On the way to the airport, Yang Kun called his best friend, Haozi.

When the phone was connected, Haozi said, "Hey, we are a big internet celebrity, why are you free to call me today?"

Yang Kun immediately said: "Son, do you miss Dad?"

"I miss you a hammer. Is your child not coming back after going to Shanghai?"

"I'm back, I came back the night before yesterday. I went to see the house with my family yesterday and bought the house."

Haozi said, "Oh, where did you buy it?"

Yang Kun responded: "I bought it here in Nanping, and it's okay overall. By the way, do you want to have dinner together tonight?"

"Eat hot pot?"

"Let's talk about it when the time comes. By the way, Lulu has come to Chongqing."

"Isn't it? Why did she remember Chongqing? How did you get around? Share your experience? Could it be the legendary money?"

Yang Kun laughed and scolded, dumbfounded: "I'll smash you two nail hammers! Didn't she upload my video two days ago, and then the video caused a lot of heat, so she said, let me help her to perform in her live broadcast room Sing to help her attract a little popularity. I thought, she has helped me become an Internet celebrity, so I will sing it. This can be regarded as reciprocity. I had a good effect in her live broadcast room that day, and I had tens of thousands of dollars income. So after I came back, she sent me a message yesterday saying that she would come to Chongqing to play with me."

Haozi was so envious that he spoke sourly: "I'm just here to play with you, I'm afraid you are playing with her? Do you want to develop with her?"

Yang Kun immediately responded: "Develop a hammer, anyway, it's a bit complicated. I can't tell for a while, do you want to have dinner together tonight? Didn't you say that you think she is very beautiful after seeing her video? "

Haozi said: "Forget it, forget it, you two play slowly and play well. I won't join in the fun, and that Zhang Meng sent me a message asking me, what are you doing recently? She doesn't send you a message , came to ask me? Do I know a hammer?"

"Ignore him, put it aside."

Haozi said: "You are so inhuman, you are 'ruthless'!"

"Are you talking about me? You Guier are not the same? When we went to Dabaojian, didn't you Guier change to different 'waiters' every time?"

Haozi said speechlessly: "Paralyzed, are these the same?"

"What's the difference? You tell me?"

"I know a 'several'!"

Yang Kun immediately sneered: "It's just you, still want to be Jiba? You Guier is obviously "Jiba" with a "small" in front of it, I have seen it before!"

"Climb for me, you happy!"

"Hahaha. Alright, you go to work alone, and I'll go on a date with a beautiful woman."

"Go away, right away." After saying this, Haozi hung up the phone.

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