When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

What do students do when school first starts?

If Lu Mingfei was asked this question before, he would usually answer based on his own personal experience.

For example, when he goes to the classroom and screams at the unfinished homework before the teacher comes, he then looks for righteous heroes or women to copy the homework. Of course, homework during the summer vacation usually cannot be copied quickly, so he will only try his best to pick out the homework. Copy the questions with short answers.

Then when the teacher comes, we will obediently follow the teacher's instructions to do a group cleaning at the beginning of the school year, and then go to class as usual.

But now, Lu Mingfei discovered a new possibility - he was called to the office by the dean of students for a lecture.

"Mingfei, the teacher has understood your situation and is happy that you are able to recover."

The dean of students, Tang Guohua, looked at Lu Mingfei, who was sitting in front of him honestly, with an expression as if he had seen his distant nephew visiting his home during the Chinese New Year.

"Well, thank you teacher."

Lu Mingfei didn't know what to thank, but he knew that when he was pulled into the office by the teacher, he should always say things like "Thank you, teacher", "Teacher, I understand", "Teacher, you are right", "I'm sorry, teacher, I was wrong" That's definitely true.

In fact, he still doesn't quite understand why the head teacher, who usually walks around the teaching building with his hands behind his back and a beer belly like a Stove Lord, suddenly asked the head teacher to call him to the office.

School started today. For the first time in his life, he finished his summer homework before school started. He was sitting in his corner leisurely watching his classmates hurriedly make up their homework when the class teacher suddenly came in and asked him to go to the dean's office. .

Although Lu Mingfei didn't understand what was going on, the leader of a squad spoke like an army general giving orders, and it was obvious that he was not discussing with a pawn like him.

As the saying goes, military orders fall like a mountain. Although class orders are not as heavy as mountains, at least they are still buildings.

I don't know if it was his imagination, but today's class teacher seemed to be much kinder than last semester. He seemed to have an inexplicable kindness when talking to Lu Mingfei.

Although Lu Mingfei was a little uneasy about coming to see the dean, he didn't have any resentment, because as soon as he left the classroom, he heard that the head teacher behind him had already begun arranging students to do their homework.

It stands to reason that for an aristocratic middle school like Shilan High School, one year's tuition is as much as three years for most schools. Hiring a cleaning company is not a big expense. At worst, the wool comes from the sheep. If the tuition increases again, it will come anyway. Except for those with good grades who are exempt from tuition at Shilan High School, there are no other students whose families are short of money.

However, in order to achieve the all-round development of the so-called "moral, intellectual, physical, artistic and labor", students are still obliged to undertake most of the routine labor in the school.

Lu Mingfei found it strange at Shilan Junior High School why teachers and school leaders were not included in the comprehensive development of "moral, intellectual, physical, artistic, and labor". Why did they never develop comprehensive development with students during general cleaning? It was only after he entered high school that he thought Obviously, the "work" of teachers and school leaders may be to arrange for them to "work".

"Lu Mingfei, Lu Mingfei, what are you thinking about?"

The kind voice of the dean called Lu Mingfei back from his divergent thinking. Lu Mingfei quickly straightened his expression and sat upright.

"Mingfei, I know that most young people like you think that the older generation like us are a bit old-fashioned."

The dean said.

That's not serious, I just occasionally think you are a bit silly [beep——].

Lu Mingfei’s heart is not clear.

"I also understand that you young people have your own ideas and hope to get support from your elders."

I don't think you would support my idea of ​​blowing up the school.

"We also care about you students, just like you. Your previous grades have always been a concern for the teacher."

Teacher, you must have a bad heart. After all, there were a group of students in our grade who had worse grades than me last semester.

"Now your grades are up, and the teacher is happy for you."

Have you watched my game video?

"The teacher saw the video of you participating in the math competition. Even Chu Zihang, a senior in high school, lost to you. It seems that you worked hard this summer, and the teacher is very pleased."

Weren't you the ones who arranged those reporters outside?

"It's just that you should pay attention to Mingfei. Don't be partial to subjects. No matter how good you are in mathematics, the college entrance examination is based on the total score of six subjects. A weakness in one subject will affect your success in college."

Don't worry, I have a good attitude and I'll be satisfied with just taking the exam.

"But Mingfei, since you can learn mathematics so well in one summer vacation, the teacher believes that as long as you work hard, you can definitely improve in other subjects."

Then I will try to give myself more time to relax and read textbooks in the future.

The dean kept talking for a long time, meaning nothing more than "Lu Mingfei, I am very optimistic about you" and "You must study hard and make progress every day" and so on. Lu Mingfei kept nodding, saying in his heart that I really regret not studying the Book of Heaven before school started. A hypnotic spell.

"I believe Mingfei you must be a very smart child, and you also know how to work hard," the dean changed the topic, "But at your age, which is almost the time of adolescence, it is easy for ideas to sprout. If you focus on the opposite sex, it will easily affect you. If your academic performance affects your grades, it affects the college entrance examination, which means it affects your future life."

"It will be too late to regret it later, Mingfei, do you understand?"

The dean looked like "I'm doing this for your own good, kid."

Lu Mingfei:...? ? !

Lu Mingfei was stunned, and what Chu Zihang said to him on the basketball court not long ago flashed in his mind.

"You...are you talking about Chen Wenwen?"

Lu Mingfei asked tentatively.

The dean was also stunned, wondering, are all the young people today so open-minded?

This is both encouragement and education. It took me a long time to get to the point. What stands out is that a person speaks tactfully, and the purpose is to take care of the young man's face and emotions. But in the end, you just let me play with you, then what should I do? Isn't it a polite way of showing it to a blind man?

However, the dean is a dean after all, and he is also a person who has experienced great storms. He immediately came to his senses and was about to speak when he saw Lu Mingfei wave his hand, and the heroic spirit of the Jianghu hero suddenly appeared.

"Teacher, don't worry. It was a long time ago that I liked Chen Wenwen. Now I have figured it out. Women will only affect my speed in doing questions." Lu Mingfei held his head high and said with awe-inspiring righteousness. Now, from now on, I will never have any thoughts about Chen Wenwen other than my classmates, I will definitely study hard and use my energy throughout high school where it should be used most!"

"Okay, okay, Mingfei, you can figure it out, that's good."

The dean nodded and praised and said to himself: If I had such a thick skin like you, why would I worry about being promoted?

"Teacher, if you don't believe me, I just happened to join Chen Wenwen's literary club. I will go to the literary club after school tonight and quit the club. From now on, the green lantern will always accompany the ancient Buddha. Oh no, the homework will always be accompanied by exercises. I promise to do it wholeheartedly. study!"

"Eh!" The dean of students waved his hand, "I'm relieved if you have this intention. You don't have to quit the club or anything like that. It's good for you students to read more extracurricular books, which will be good for your composition."

The dean and Lu Mingfei had a great conversation, and the office was filled with a harmonious atmosphere.

The dean said that although Lu Mingfei had been silent for a year, but once he enlightened and studied hard, his achievements in the future would be limitless. Lu Mingfei said, teacher, you are an award-winning teacher. It was only you and our class teacher who were kind to me that made me repent.

The dean also said that Lu Mingfei, who was only a sophomore in high school, could beat Chu Zihang in mathematics. As soon as Chu Zihang graduates next year, Lu Mingfei might immediately take over the glory and become the best student of Shilan High School. Lu Mingfei said this It's my turn. Our class monitor, Zhao Menghua, is handsome and easy to learn, and there are a bunch of little girls in the class chasing him all day long. I really want to say that Chu Zihang should be the second best.

The dean's face darkened and he said that Zhao Menghua's child was indeed a talented person, but he was too popular with girls. It would be a pity if he went astray like Lu Mingfei before. He must be found another day. Let’s talk.

Lu Mingfei quickly nodded and said, yes, yes, it would be a pity if someone like Squad Leader Zhao went astray. You must pay more attention to him and never let him fall in love before the college entrance examination.

After the guests and hosts had a good time, Lu Mingfei estimated that the cleaning was almost over, and casually found an excuse to say goodbye. The dean said with a smile on his face, "Go, go, study hard," thinking in his heart that he really shouldn't be cleaning up. Lu Mingfei called.

…

The general cleaning of the class has ended. There were no classes in the morning on the first day of school. The head teacher asked the students to study by themselves in the classroom without knowing where they were.

Lu Mingfei quietly walked in from the back door and sat in his corner seat in the last row.

This position can almost have a panoramic view of the entire class, which is similar to the podium at the front of the class. Lu Mingfei raised his eyes and saw that the students in the class who had not finished their homework were lying on the table writing furiously. Occasionally, they met There were some unintelligible scrawled symbols in the homework answers I borrowed from the strong man. I didn't have time to think about it, so I just drew them roughly according to the pattern.

Some of the few students who had finished their homework took out their extracurricular books and put them on the table and looked down. Lu Mingfei took a closer look. One was "Pipilu Mobilization", the other was "Nobita and the Iron Man Corps", and another One is "The Chronicles of Narnia".

The remaining students were mostly whispering or playing with their mobile phones. Lu Mingfei looked around and saw that there seemed to be a few girls who had finished their homework and didn't know what they were doing and were secretly looking at him. When he glanced at them, they either lowered their heads or looked down. Turn away.

Lu Mingfei lowered his head and took out his mobile phone, clicked on the chat interface with Chu Zihang, and sent, "Brother, will you play basketball after class later?"

Then in his perception, a familiar breath approached him.

There is not much difference between the auras in the ordinary world. If you don't come into contact with them often, it is actually difficult to distinguish them. It just so happens that Lu Mingfei became quite familiar with the owner of this aura during the summer vacation.

Lu Mingfei raised his head, and Su Xiaoqiang walked right in front of him.

"Playing on the phone secretly during self-study class?" Su Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows, bent down and brought his face less than thirty centimeters in front of Lu Mingfei's face, and whispered, "Lu Mingfei, you violated the discipline!"

"You also violated discipline by leaving your seat during the self-study class!"

Lu Mingfei fought back.

"I have questions that I can't come to, so I came to ask you. The teacher said that you can't talk or play in the self-study class, but you can ask questions that your classmates don't know." Su Xiaoqiang straightened up and raised the hand in front of Lu Mingfei. He was holding a notebook and a math problem book, "How is it? Tell me about it?"

"No problem," Lu Mingfei took the open exercise book from Su Xiaoqiang's hand and asked, "Which questions don't you know? Let me see."

"Well, you may not believe it," Su Xiaoqiang blinked, "I can't do all the questions on these two pages."

"Ah?" Lu Mingfei was stunned, then glanced down at the exercise book in his hand, "It's not difficult, you can't do any of them?"

"I know one or two!"

Su Xiaoqiang said.

"Then I'll tell you one by one," Lu Mingfei sighed and stood up from the chair, "You can sit down first."

"Are you so kind? Give me your seat?"

Su Xiaoqiang was a little surprised.

"Who made you feel unwell today?" Lu Mingfei put his face near Su Xiaoqiang's ear and whispered in a voice that could only be heard by the two of them, "I have been wronged in the past two days, so I'll take care of you first." .”

"how do you know?!"

Su Xiaoqiang's face was a little feverish and his tone was panicked.

"You came to the bar at this time last month. You didn't drink alcohol or soda. You just had a cup of lemon tea, which was still hot." Lu Mingfei whispered, "Who can believe you when you say there is nothing wrong with your health?"

"If you dare to speak out, you will be dead!"

Su Xiaoqiang threatened in an evil voice.

"There's nothing to say...Okay, okay, I won't say anything. Don't glare at me. You can't be angry now. It's not good for your health." Lu Mingfei sighed, "Why don't you hit me twice to relieve your anger? "

"Go! Who wants to hit you? I think it's dirty!" Su Xiaoqiang gave him a look, "Go and help me move the chair. You can't just stand there until you finish telling me all the questions on the page, right?"

"There's nothing you can't do, just stand there for a little while...Okay, okay, I'll move there right now, don't glare at me."

Lu Mingfei turned towards Su Xiaoqiang's seat, and Su Xiaoqiang walked to Lu Mingfei's chair and sat down.

Lu Mingfei's eyes widened as he came back carrying a chair.

"What are you looking at? Sit down."

Su Xiaoqiang pointed to the chair where he was sitting and motioned to Lu Mingfei to put the chair down.

"You are so rude," Lu Mingfei twitched his lips and placed the chair next to Su Xiaoqiang's chair, a short distance away, "You took my chair just after I left?"

"You've already told me that I'm not feeling well right now, but you have the heart to let me stand and wait for you?" Su Xiaoqiang pulled out an empty chair and pulled it closer to herself, "Can't you sit closer? Or you can teach me later. How awkward.”

"The perfume you are wearing today smells a bit pungent," Lu Mingfei said truthfully, "To be honest, I prefer the perfume you wore the day you took me to the mall."

"I'll change it in the afternoon, but now you have to bear with me!" Su Xiaoqiang picked up a carbon pen and patted his chair, "You're welcome, sit down."

Lu Mingfei:......

Could it be that you are the legendary anti-customer?

Alas, school has started for me, but I haven’t started school yet...

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