When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

"You're saying that there's been an improvement in the quality of elements all over the world?"

Across the electronic screen, the old man wearing a white elegant suit has facial features as hard as cast iron.

"To be precise, in places such as China, the United States, Egypt, the United Kingdom, Australia, the Pacific Ocean, the Arctic Ocean, Antarctica and even Brazil, the alchemists I arranged have detected changes in elements," the vice-principal's face was no different than the one on the screen. "Considering the scope and impact of these countries or regions, it is not an exaggeration to say that this is a change on a global scale."

"Wait, if I remember correctly, you are the only one in the Alchemy Principles Department in our school. How can you, a polished commander, get the alchemists to travel all over the world?"

Angers was puzzled.

"The reason why I am the only one in the Principles of Alchemy Department is that the other alchemists are not good enough to help me. Leading a group of mediocrities is quite painful, especially mentally. It will be tortured, so my department does not want waste. "The vice-principal said, "But this doesn't mean that I have no one available. There are only a handful of alchemists in this world who don't want to curry favor with me."

"Okay, maybe I can consider setting up a subordinate department for you, such as the Alchemy Production Department or something, so that you don't have to worry about those 'mediocre people' or 'waste' you call making you..."

"I don't think this is any different from directly recruiting people into my Department of Alchemy Principles, unless the alchemists you find are fair-skinned, beautiful girls with big breasts and perky butts who like to wear swimsuits," the vice principal said, "It's a pity that no alchemist in the world has a wrinkle-free face."

"I think most alchemists wouldn't mind a trip to Thailand just to study with you and get a full-body beauty treatment at the same time."

Angers seems to be seriously considering the feasibility.

"I would rather drink the blood of the Dragon King and die," the vice-principal picked up a Colt six-ring revolver with a wooden handle commonly used by cowboys and gestured, "Or this thing can also give me a good time."

"My old friend, you can't help but think about it. If you die, human and hybrid civilization will lose a pillar of development," Angers said sincerely, "Or at least find someone to pass on your knowledge to before you die. Give it to him?"

"Or I put this thing on your head and shoot."

The vice-principal gestured with the revolver in his hand and then put it down.

"Okay, let's get back to the subject. In fact, I have recently felt that the elements in the air have become richer and more active than before," Angers sighed, "I thought this was a normal cyclical change."

"The current intensity of this change does not exceed the range of normal cyclical changes," the vice president said, "but you have to understand that the so-called cyclical changes actually include both periodicity and regionality. Elements are like climate. , not only will it change at different times, but it will also be completely different in different places. At the same time, one place may be rising while another place is falling..."

"The intensity of elements around the world will not change uniformly, and different regions will separate them," Angers continued, "I admit that in the field of alchemy, I am like an ignorant child in front of you. , but I also got full marks in courses like Basic Elements."

"It's a pity that that was a hundred and eighty years ago. This subject no longer exists now. It has been merged with the basics of language and spirit," the vice principal said, "But since you know this common sense, you should understand this." How unnatural is this global change."

"It's global," Angers said in a deep voice, "I have never seen similar records in any book or inscription."

"Because if nothing else, this kind of thing has never happened before," the vice-principal said, "Pure-blood dragons, or very few hybrids, can control the elements on a macro scale, causing earth-shaking changes in the elemental environment in a certain area. Change, but this so-called macroscopic limit will not exceed one Europe. In fact, even the Dragon King in its heyday may not have set off elemental changes that affected half of Europe, let alone the whole world."

"Of course the Dragon King can't do this, otherwise our dragon-slaying operations since ancient times will be a joke. If the Dragon King can affect the changes in global elements, then their breath may have a power beyond nuclear explosions," Angers fell silent. After a while, he said in a solemn tone, "Then do you think it is possible...that He was not completely killed back then and is now recovering?"

"He?" the vice-principal sneered, "I admit that He may be the greatest and most powerful creature in the history of this planet, but even Him would never be able to reach this point, otherwise the Dragon Kings and Dragon Kings who rebelled at the beginning would never be able to reach this level. The first-generation species was crushed to death by a claw at the very beginning of its rebellion. To end it is completely idiotic, oh no, crazy dragon talks about dreams!"

"Then what do you think is the reason for this change?"

Angers asked.

"How the hell do I know?" the vice principal swore, "I am also looking for the reason, although I have no clue now. But at least I am sure that this is not caused by the resurrection of a certain Dragon King, even if it is caused by the Dragon King's power Not to this extent.”

"It's good news even if the Dragon King is not resurrected," Angers said worriedly, "But will this change in elements speed up the Dragon King's recovery?"

"No," the vice-principal shook his head, "The improvement of the elements will not help the dragon kings to recover mentally or physically faster, but it will make their speech spirits stronger. I hope that this change can be stopped as soon as possible, and it is best to be able to retract. .”

"I hope so," Angers shook his head, "but good luck will not always favor us."

"We don't rely on good luck either."

The vice principal stroked the wooden butt of the cowboy's revolver.

…

"Lu Mingfei," Su Xiaoqiang walked up to Lu Mingfei during the break, "Are you free after school tomorrow afternoon?"

"School is over tomorrow afternoon?" Lu Mingfei nodded, "I'm free. What's wrong?"

"That... that..." Su Xiaoqiang pursed her lips, "My parents want to invite you to my house for dinner."

"Oh, let's have dinner," Lu Mingfei nodded calmly, and then said with horror, "Wait a minute! Say it again! Who invites?!"

"My parents..."

Su Xiaoqiang lowered his head.

"Holy crap! What kind of meal do your parents invite me to?"

Lu Mingfei almost jumped out of his chair.

Su Xiaoqiang told Lu Mingfei about the cram school and the dog breeding certificate.

Lu Mingfei:......

"So... I have to go there for reasons and reasons?" Lu Mingfei scratched his head, "After all, I owe uncle several favors."

"You're calling me uncle now? If you can do this tomorrow night, I won't have to worry about you."

Su Xiaoqiang said.

"I haven't said I'm going yet," Lu Mingfei scratched his head, "I don't know why, but I always have the illusion that this is Xiang Yu's invitation to Liu Bang."

"I'm just inviting you to my house for a meal. It's not a Hongmen Banquet! Uh... probably not..."

Su Xiaoqiang is not very confident.

"Don't make assumptions!" Lu Mingfei glared, "What if your father ambushes three hundred axe-wielders in the backyard and they rush up to me and cut me into pieces just by throwing a cup? Then who am I going to talk to? "

"What are you afraid of? Aren't you here with me?" Su Xiaoqiang slapped his chest, "As long as I'm here, I can kill you seven times in and seven out even with five hundred swordsmen, not to mention three hundred swordsmen!"

"I am Adou?" Lu Mingfei twitched his lips, "Besides, the school swordsman is a soldier of Mr. Guan Er!"

"That's what it means, don't worry about the details," Su Xiaoqiang waved her hand, "Of course you don't want to go, but there should be a parent-teacher meeting within two weeks..."

"I'll go tomorrow!"

"Then...what do you like to eat?"

"ha?"

"Ahem...you are here to be a guest after all. If you don't treat well, wouldn't it be a joke to others? What do you like to eat? Tell me quickly. I'll go back and prepare the house tomorrow!"