When I was supposed to be slaying the dragon, I accidentally started cultivating immortality

Lu Mingfei felt like he was wrapped in thick blood that was close to solidification. The rusty smell of blood completely occupied his sense of smell. His vision was turbid and dark red. His whole body seemed to be restrained. He wanted to move a little. All need to withstand great resistance.

This feeling made him very uncomfortable. Whether it was the smell of blood between his mouth and nose or the blockage in his limbs, he felt uncomfortable all over. So he subconsciously circulated mana throughout his body, trying to break free with the blessing of mana.

Mana surged out of the ancestral orifice, and Lu Mingfei suddenly woke up.

"ah--"

Lu Mingfei's bandaged upper body suddenly stood up from the bed, causing the thin silk quilt covering him to fly forward for a short distance.

The magic power circulated in the spiritual platform, and Lu Mingfei's drowsiness when he just woke up suddenly receded like a tide.

Lu Mingfei looked around. The surrounding walls, decorations and furniture, as well as the soft and elastic mattress under him and the silk quilt at hand, all proved that this place was not shared by him and Lu Mingze in the past. That doghouse-like bedroom.

"Huh? What's the sound?" A girl's clear voice sounded outside the closed bedroom door. It was full of energy and pleasant to listen to, but the tone was a little high and seemed a bit arrogant. "Lu Mingfei? Are you awake?"

Lu Mingfei was stunned, this voice was too familiar to him.

He had quarreled with the owner of this voice more than once, and their feud had been forged since his freshman year of high school.

But why is she outside? Is this her home?

Along with Lu Mingfei's doubts, a vague memory jumped into his mind.

In a daze, he seemed to see a girl in a fiery red dress walking towards him in the warm orange light, surrounded by the cold moonlit darkness.

He looked up against the light. Under the light and red dress, the girl looked like an elf hidden in the flames.

Then, he seemed to be carried to... the hospital in a daze?

"Are you not awake? Are you talking in your sleep?" The clear voice of the girl outside the room sounded again, "Lu Mingfei, if you don't say anything, I'm going in."

"Wait, wait, wait!" Lu Mingfei didn't care where he was now or how he got here. He yelled in a panic, "Wait for me and get dressed first!"

Lu Mingfei saw his ripped T-shirt beside the bed, picked it up and hurriedly tried to put it on.

"Click——"

Just as Lu Mingfei was about to put his head into the collar of his clothes, the door handle was already twisted open by a slender, white hand.

Su Xiaoqiang pushed the door open and came in, just in time to see Lu Mingfei put a T-shirt on his head, his slender and sharp eyebrows immediately wrinkled: "You are wrapped like a rice dumpling, what are you wearing? Lie down quickly, be careful of the wound opening. .”

Seeing Su Xiaoqiang come in, Lu Mingfei's mind went blank for a moment. When he heard Su Xiaoqiang speak, he suddenly realized that he seemed to be wrapped in a bandage, and there was indeed a slender area in front of him from his lower abdomen to his shoulders that was aching.

Lu Mingfei lowered his head and looked at his upper body. Except for his two arms, the whole front of his upper body was basically covered with bandages from the neck down. He turned his head and looked back, and only a small piece of fair skin was exposed on his back. Other than that, It's all bandages.

Now Lu Mingfei understood why Su Xiaoqiang, a girl, opened the door and walked in without any hesitation - he was wearing a bandage, which was not as exposed as the sports teenagers wearing basketball vests sweating on the basketball court in the summer. Su Xiaoqiang was really nothing. To be avoided.

Lu Mingfei put down the short-sleeved T-shirt in his hand, looked at Su Xiaoqiang who was standing at the door, and held back a sentence for a long time.

"Is this your home?"

Su Xiaoqiang raised his eyebrows and uttered an answer in the tone of a rhetorical question.

"Can that still be your home?"

Lu Mingfei twitched the corner of his mouth and was about to fight back when he suddenly remembered that he was now a different kind of "depending on others", so he had better restrain himself.

"You're lucky to have met me on the street."

Su Xiaoqiang closed the door and walked to the bedside table. He opened the door and took out a paper cup with a delicate light red iris pattern printed on the outer wall. He placed it on the bedside table. He picked up the thermos on the floor and poured water into the paper cup. White mist rose. .

While performing these actions, Su Xiaoqiang continued to speak in a rather puzzled tone.

"I don't know what you did at night. When Uncle Yang and Uncle Li took you to the hospital, the doctor said that your wound was more than forty centimeters long. Fortunately, the depth was only less than half a centimeter, and the bleeding had stopped. , it’s not serious.”

Su Xiaoqiang put down the thermos and handed the paper cup filled with eight percent hot water to Lu Mingfei.

"Here, drink some hot water."

Lu Mingfei was flattered, stretched out his hands to take the paper cup respectfully, and carefully avoided Su Xiaoqiang's fingers.

Lu Mingfei was indeed a little thirsty. He felt the temperature of the water through the wall of the cup and drank it all in one gulp.

"I don't know where your home is, and I don't have the contact information of your family members. We are not worried about leaving you alone in the hospital, so we will take you back to my home for the time being," Lu Mingfei said as he drank the hot water. After that, Su Xiaoqiang took out an empty paper cup and poured water into it, "You are lucky, I happen to have a guest room that was just cleaned up two days ago."

"Damn it! Why did you take another one? Wouldn't it be better to pour it in this one? Don't waste paper cups!"

Seeing Su Xiaoqiang take another paper cup, Lu Mingfei suddenly said sadly, as if Su Xiaoqiang was not taking a new paper cup to pour water, but boiling tea eggs with the mother tree Dahongpao.

"Haha..." Su Xiaoqiang rolled her eyes at Lu Mingfei, sneered, brought the paper cup filled with water to her lips and took a sip, "Do you think I poured it for you?"

Lu Mingfei blinked silently, wondering if it would be less embarrassing to wrap himself up in that thin quilt now.

"give it to me."

Su Xiaoqiang stretched out his hand to Lu Mingfei.

"ah?"

Lu Mingfei was puzzled.

"Your cup!" Su Xiaoqiang looked like he had seen a fool, "Is your brain also injured?"

Only then did Lu Mingfei react and said quickly: "I can just do it myself..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" Su Xiaoqiang snatched the paper cup from Lu Mingfei's hand, "When your wound opens and bleeds, do you think I have to take you to the hospital? Do you want to cause trouble for me?"

Lu Mingfei quickly shook his head.

"Here, drink," Su Xiaoqiang handed the paper cup filled with water to Lu Mingfei, "Drink slowly, don't choke you to death. When the wound is coughed up, you will suffer and I will suffer."

"According to your image, I am a loser who can even choke on water?"

Lu Mingfei rolled his eyes, took the water glass and took a sip.

"It's actually a bit more trashy."

Su Xiaoqiang took a sip of water, narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Lu Mingfei almost choked.

"Let me see the time..."

Su Xiaoqiang raised the wrist with the watch on it. It was a VCA Charms series watch. The dial was silver-white, surrounded by a circle of diamonds that shone brightly in the sunlight coming through the window. The black crocodile leather strap set off the Su Xiaoqiang's wrists became whiter and whiter.

Su Xiaoqiang raised an eyebrow at Lu Mingfei: "It's already half past eleven, you can really sleep."

"Half past eleven!" Lu Mingfei was so excited that he almost fell out of bed, holding his head and wailing, "It's over! Auntie will kill me!"

"Aunt?" Su Xiaoqiang quickly grasped the key point and subconsciously wanted to ask "Why your aunt", but immediately closed her mouth as soon as she opened her mouth.

She reflected that the answer to this question might not be very good, so it was better not to ask.

"You can call her and make up a more reasonable excuse. I'll ask Uncle Yang to try his best to cooperate with you to fool her."

"Uncle Yang?" Lu Mingfei was stunned. If he remembered correctly, this was the third time he heard this title since last night.

"My housekeeper," Su Xiaoqiang explained, and then added, "Uncle Li is the driver."

"It's such an evil life for a rich person," Lu Mingfei sighed and wondered, "You sent me to the hospital and I could treat it as humanitarian aid, so why did you help me fool my aunt?"

Su Xiaoqiang smiled playfully: "Students should always stand on a united front when it comes to fooling parents and teachers."

"The heroine is righteous!"

Lu Mingfei cupped his fists and saluted Su Xiaoqiang.

"I am over-flattered."

Su Xiaoqiang returned the favor with cupped fists.

Lu Mingfei and Su Xiaoqiang looked at each other, and after two seconds of silence, they suddenly laughed together.

After laughing for a while, Su Xiaoqiang took away the paper cup from Lu Mingfei's hand, poured water in it, put down the thermos after Lu Mingfei took it, and said: "I just finished lunch and now I'm going to take a nap to fool you." You can think of an excuse to deal with your aunt later and just go to the living room to see Uncle Li. I have already explained it to him in advance and he will cooperate with you."

Su Xiaoqiang straightened the messy bangs on her forehead and turned towards the door.

"By the way," she suddenly turned her head, "I don't like to be disturbed during my lunch break, so... Xiao Mingzi, you know."

This call of "Xiao Mingzi" made Lu Mingfei's eyes widen. He was about to say something when Su Xiaoqiang narrowed his eyes, curled his long eyelashes, and spoke again: "Don't forget that you still need Uncle Yang's cooperation! Xiao, Ming Zi."

"Cha (zhē)!"

…

Su Xiaoqiang closed the door of the guest room and walked towards the middle-aged man who was sorting the goblets in the living room.

The middle-aged man was wearing a black tuxedo, with a straight back and meticulous movements. His temples were slightly white but very neatly groomed.

"Uncle Yang, please cooperate with my classmate when he comes out later, just like what I said before."

Su Xiaoqiang walked to Uncle Yang and said.

"Okay, miss." Uncle Yang nodded, and then said curiously, "Miss, did you ask that young gentleman how he was injured? The doctor said that the wounds on his body were very strange, and he couldn't imagine what kind of injuries he had. Only then can such a narrow and shallow wound be caused.”

"He was as frightened as Jingba after seeing a tiger last night. How dare I ask him? I'm afraid that if I ask, he will wet the bed right away when he remembers something." Su Xiaoqiang shook his head and said, "You have to expose scars. Wait until the wound is completely healed before uncovering it, otherwise what should I do if the wound bleeds?"

"Yes," Uncle Yang nodded, "Would you like to prepare some lunch for your classmate?"

"Get ready, you should be hungry after lying down for so long."

Su Xiaoqiang nodded.

"What about you?" Uncle Yang asked.

"Ah -" Su Xiaoqiang yawned hugely and stretched again, "I'll forget it. Uncle Yang, you know me. I have no appetite when I'm too sleepy."

"Ah -" Su Xiaoqiang yawned again, wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes with his fingers, "I've been almost sleepy to death since last night. Uncle Yang, I'll go upstairs and take a nap first, and then call me for dinner." Bar."

"Okay ma'am."

Uncle Yang nodded.

Su Xiaoqiang hurriedly walked up the stairs to her bedroom. She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she always felt that Lu Mingfei had an inexplicable temperament today compared to what he had in school before, as if he had gained more confidence. of.

In the guest room, Lu Mingfei dispersed his magic power from the spiritual platform, and his unusually sharp five senses retreated to the point where they were only two or three times stronger than ordinary people.

…

On the river next to the road where Lu Mingfei once fought with Deadpool, a head wearing a diving helmet popped out of the water and swam slowly to the shore.

Huge water splashed, and a two-meter-high dark corpse was thrown from the water onto the road. Then a slender figure wearing a diving suit jumped out of the water. Tingting stood next to Deadpool's body, with a hand in her hand. Holding half of a black severed arm.

Mai Shutoku threw the severed arm on Deadpool's corpse, took off her diving helmet, and tied her long ponytail into a bun. Several big men nearby immediately stepped forward and stuffed Deadpool's corpse and severed claws at her feet into the road. Enclosed pickup truck.

There are people watching on both sides of the road, so you don't have to worry about being discovered.

The blood in Deadpool's body is different from the stable blood of hybrids. Although the blood of ordinary hybrids also contains dragon blood, it is very stable. Even if it is given to ordinary people for blood transfusion, it will not be a problem and will not infect the other party.

But Deadpool has been alienated, and the highly activated dragon blood in his body is extremely corrosive. Even if it is diluted by river water, it may affect the creatures in the river, so that Mai Shutoku had to soak in the water for nearly two hours to check the risk. .

Fortunately, the investigation result is that there is no risk, and there will be no other troubles later.

Mai Shutoku held her helmet with one arm, glanced at the few strong men who were trying to secure Deadpool's body in the pickup truck, then scanned the surrounding environment, and nodded with satisfaction.

Almost all traces were covered up. Even with her ninja eyes, she could only see some abnormalities, but could not get any other useful information.

Although these subordinates of Potato Chip Girl are not hybrids themselves and have little knowledge of hybrids and dragons, they are very professional and are really good at cleaning up traces and dealing with the aftermath.

Especially the two pools of Deadpool's blood on the ground. When she got into the water, Deadpool's blood had basically solidified on the asphalt road, which was covered with small potholes on the surface, making it very difficult to clean.

Now look at the two pools of blood. The asphalt road is still full of small potholes and there are no obvious signs of change. However, Deadpool's coagulated blood has completely disappeared, and it is cleaner than a dog licking.

"You did a good job," Mai Shutoku praised the leader of the several big men. "The scene was handled very well, especially the two pools of blood. The blood that had solidified on the asphalt road was all removed, and It hasn’t affected the road itself at all, you are quite capable.”

"After all, we are here to eat." The leading man smiled honestly and added: "But the two pools of blood you mentioned were not actually our work, but were licked clean by a passing stray dog. To be honest, before it came, we were worried about those two pools of blood."

Mai Shutoku's eyes widened.

Holy shit! It’s really like a dog licking it!

She wants to take back her previous evaluation. Potato Chips' subordinates are as unreliable as she herself!

Still haven't changed the status... The contract was sent on the 23rd. Changing the status is usually done within three working days, but the status hasn't been changed yet. It's probably because of the weather in Shanghai. It's difficult to go to work in this kind of weather. Hebei has also had heavy rains in the past few days. When the weather is bad, it is really bad. From this aspect, I can understand the starting point staff... Even if I don’t know whether the status can be changed tomorrow...