"Su Yun, I didn't expect you to be so popular." Angel Neng's tone was faint and sour, as if his doll was about to be taken away.
When he was wearing the mask, it was fine. As soon as he took off the mask, the women around him gathered around him like bees smelling the fragrance of flowers.
"They don't like me, they just covet my body. Just refuse." Su Yun said.
"Are you greedy for your body?" Angel Neng didn't react for a moment.
Su Yun picked up a croissant.
The capable angel has not yet reacted.
Su Yun put the croissant into the two croissants, and then... pushed them in.
"This, this...she, they gave you their contact information to do this kind of thing?!!"
The capable angel said in surprise.
Only then did she realize that what she was thinking about was Wushan Yunyu. She could do it in one step!
I still thought that they would ask Su Yun to go shopping, watch a movie or something...
The rank is too low.
Consciousness, too bad.
The gap is too big.
Su Yun asked back: "Otherwise? Who wants to cultivate feelings these days? If they don't cultivate it well, they will fall into their hands. If they cultivate it well, they will make wedding clothes for others. I know a person in Yanguo. He and his girlfriend were in high school. We dated for three years without ever kissing each other, and ended up breaking up when we went to college. My girlfriend slept with her senior within three days.”
The capable angel was shocked: "Three, three days? Isn't this too fast?"
"Fast?"
Su Yun took out a bunch of contact information from his trouser pocket and threw it into the trash can on the roadside.
Calculating one shot in two days, so many contact information can be used for two or three months.
It's a pity that the girl from Longmen came late, and he left everything he had in Dayan.
While chatting with Neng Angel, a girl suddenly rushed out from the roadside, walked straight in front of Su Yun, and hugged him fiercely.
"Darling, you are here!"
"Um...Miss, did you admit the wrong person?"
"Sorry, sorry! I'm so sorry! I thought you were my boyfriend." The girl reluctantly let go of Su Yun, with no trace of embarrassment on her face.
Su Yun could naturally see that she deliberately admitted her mistake and then took advantage of herself.
The girl opened her arms to Su Yun: "How about this, I let you hold me back?"
Able Angel:? ? ?
Shameless!
Shameless! ! !
As a girl, don’t you even have the most basic reserve?
The girl noticed Neng Angel's jealous eyes and smiled proudly, as if to say:
reserved? Can modesty be eaten?
Act first and act as the main palace, then act as the defeated dog.
Biological knowledge: It only takes 6 to 8 days for a fertilized egg to implant.
In other words, you procrastinate and think about meeting on the day off next week, but then she takes another girl directly to the hospital to see the obstetrics and gynecology department.
Then share the joy with you.
After that, you have to attend the wedding of the man you love and another woman, just as a follower;
Participate in their children's full moon party and follow the family...
Maybe, their children will recognize you as their godmother.
No! Don’t do that kind of thing! ! !
Neng Tian didn't know why, but he suddenly had so many random thoughts, just like when he was doing Chinese reading comprehension in school.
It was obvious that the other party just looked at me provocatively...well, provocatively.
In the end, the girl left her contact information, bought the last three bags of croissants and left.
"call……"
Su Yun breathed a sigh of relief, feeling happy that the work was completed.
But before he could be happy, he saw the capable angel throwing himself into his arms.
Inertia prompted him to take two steps back. Before he could think about it, he saw a black shadow flashing past the capable angel.
Snap!
A mobile phone fell from the sky, fell firmly to the ground, and split into two.
The location where the phone fell happened to be where Su Yun was standing just now.
Su Yun took a breath of cold air, thankful that the capable angel pushed him away, otherwise he would have opened it again.
"Hey!!" Someone shouted from above, "Wait, I'm going down right now!"
Croissant, who was watching the show and almost saw a bloody accident, couldn't sit still and rushed over with a heavy shield.
"Are you okay?!" Croissant said anxiously.
"No, it's okay. Fortunately, the angel pushed me away." Su Yun patted the warm-scented nephrite in his arms and secretly rejoiced.
The slightest doubt about the capable angel just now disappeared long ago, replaced by guilt.
She was here to save her, but I suspected that she was greedy for her body. It was really inappropriate.
In the bottom of his heart, Su Yun juxtaposed the name of the capable angel with Chen He Shi Huaiya.
45. I originally wanted to be an ordinary person...
Chen, poetry is elegant, capable of being an angel.
In this way, I have three safety ropes in Longmen. If I include Texas who hates me, it can barely count to 3.5 safety ropes.
Sometimes, Su Yun also wonders, has his natural charm lost its effect in Longmen?
But look at the "address list of my friends" that I threw away in the trash can.
It can only be said that people's physiques cannot be generalized. Some people can't walk when they see themselves, and some people lock themselves in the basement and their pelvis is broken. But for some people, she can resist the temptation and protect them. The beautiful and pure friendship between them.
Angel Neng still hugged him and wouldn't let go. Su Yun thought she hadn't come back to her senses yet, so he patted her petite back and said, "Okay, okay, I'm fine, you can let go."
"Oh, oh oh..."
The capable angel let go of Su Yun, his ears turning red.
She seemed to be possessed just now, wanting to hold Su Yun in her arms forever and ever, never to be separated again.
The guy upstairs who lost his phone came down quickly.
He was wearing a high-end suit and bow tie, and his hair was fixed with hairspray. He looked like an urban gold-collared man.
As soon as he saw Su Yun, he opened his mouth and said: "Why don't you catch my cell phone?!!"
Su Yun:? ? ?
Able Angel:? ? ?
Croissant:? ? ?
Onlookers:? ? ? ?
When the man saw Su Yun didn't respond, he thought he was ignoring him and said angrily: "Are you deaf when you step on a horse? I asked you why you didn't pick up my cell phone? Do you know how expensive my cell phone is?! Like A poor person like you will never be able to afford such an expensive mobile phone in your life!"
The passers-by couldn't stand it any longer and felt sorry for Su Yun: "It was obviously you who threw the phone down and almost hit someone else, but you still want them to compensate? This is so unreasonable."
"Be reasonable? Hey, do you know who I am? Do you know how much money I earn in a month? Damn you, you are so poor, don't get involved!"
Not only did the man not think he was at fault, he was extremely arrogant.
He was not afraid of the criticism from people around him and did not take it seriously at all.
Angel Neng and Ke Song were furious and wanted to argue, but were stopped by Su Yun.
"Let me do it."
Su Yun walked over and patted his shoulder and said, "Hello."
The man turned around, stepped back, and wiped his shoulders with a handkerchief: "What are you doing? You? Can't you talk to me if you have something to say? Touch, touch, touch, touch, do you know how much these clothes cost? Make them dirty. Can you afford to pay for it?"
"I want to talk to you about how I was almost injured by your cell phone just now."
"Oh, you want to extort money, what a beautiful idea! Bah! I won't give you a penny for this poor guy! Also, if you don't want to, call me mother-in-law!"
After wiping her shoulders, my mother-in-law threw the handkerchief away and said, "Who wants to pick it up by yourself? It's thousands of dollars. It's an advantage for you."
"Ahem!"
"What are you coughing for? If you are sick, go and get treatment. Here, one thousand yuan, is that enough?" My mother-in-law took out a few Longmen coins from her wallet and threw them on Su Yun, scattering them all over the floor.
"I wanted to get along with you as an ordinary person, but what I got was humiliation."
Su Yun said: "I am a police officer from the Guards Bureau, I show my cards!"
Brother Niang looked at Su Yun's serious expression and couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Hahahaha! Just you? Are you a police officer from the Guards Bureau? It's better to be kept by a rich woman than you are."
Su Yun calmly took out the police officer's certificate he had issued yesterday from his pocket and showed it to his mother-in-law: "I am a police officer from the Guards Bureau. You are suspected of throwing objects from high altitude. Please come with me."
Brother Niang’s laughter stopped suddenly. She couldn’t believe it, and she didn’t want to believe it. “This, this is fake. You pretended to be a police officer from the Guards Bureau. Do you know how many years in prison you will be sentenced to this?!”
Su Yun handed him the police officer's certificate: "Let's talk about how many years the prison sentence will be for throwing objects from high altitude. As a successful person in Longmen, you should be able to tell the authenticity of the police officer's certificate, right?"
My mother-in-law took the police officer's ID card and read it carefully.
The reason why he just said that Su Yun was fake was because the police officer's certificate in his hand was too new.
But when the police officer's certificate fell into his hands, a thought came to his mind:
It can not be! .
I almost slapped the police officer's head in! ! !
When I thought that I had almost caused a catastrophe, my mother's face suddenly turned pale, her hands were trembling, and she couldn't hold the police officer's ID card.
"Real or false?" Su Yun asked.
"Really, really..."
"Why are you talking so quietly? I'm still used to your unruly behavior just now."
Su Yun put away his police officer certificate and said, "Do you need to make a call and ask your boss for leave?"
My mother-in-law showed a flattering smile and pretended to be stupid: "Why, why do you need to call my boss?"
"Because you want to follow me back to the Guards Bureau."
Colleagues from the National Guard Bureau quickly rushed to the scene and called up the surveillance. The mobile phone broken in half on the ground was also preserved as physical evidence.
Su Yun and Brother Niang both went to the bureau to record statements.
"Is anyone following? We need a few witnesses." Su Yun shouted.
Officer Pello patted him and put him into the car: "I only have a few words in total, and you still grab it! Still grab it!"
"I!"
"I'm going, I'm going!"
"I come!"
Many onlookers raised their hands, but most of them were women.
In order to ensure the randomness and fairness of the witnesses, Officer Pello specially selected several men.
The capable angel came to the car and said to Officer Pello: "Take me there too."
Officer Pello said: "The witness is enough. Is there anything special about you?"
"She saved my life and she is my savior." Su Yun said in the car.
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