When you are in Pirates, you can sneak into the Straw Hat Pirates

The two of them were so busy that they had to face each other.

Nami and Usopp looked at each other.

"... I think you are unreliable." Usopp looked at Nami with a suspicious look.

"That's my line! Fortunately, Em is still here..." Nami patted her chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

The wind blew, and the smiling Em was blown away.

∑(O_O；)

Nami and Usopp looked at each other again, and the fear in each other's eyes could not be added. The huge Merry was left with only the two of them. The quiet jungle occasionally emitted a few roars of wild beasts, which seemed to be waiting to choose someone to eat.

"I... I want to go home..." Nami's voice seemed helpless.

...

[Dinosaur? Shouldn't this thing be extinct? I'm in the world of One Piece, so it's okay. I wonder how these guys taste. Em squatted on a branch, drooling a little at the dinosaurs below.

"... Forget it, I'd better go back to the ship. Only Nami and Usopp feel that there should be a problem." He stood up and muttered to himself, then his eyes focused, and suddenly turned his head in the direction of the Merry, and his figure instantly disappeared on the branch.

...

"Hahahahaha, I, Broki, am the strongest warrior of the giants. Now that the ingredients are ready, I'll treat you to meat, and you treat me to drinks!" A strong man over 12 meters tall made a thunderous sound, holding a bleeding Tyrannosaurus Rex head in his hand.

Nami and Usopp collapsed on the ground, their faces full of despair, and the scene looked a bit bad.

"Well, it just so happens that I want to try it, but our wine may not be enough for you to drink." Em's voice sounded behind the two.

"Em!!" Nami and Usopp made pendants on his thighs, one on the left and one on the right...

"Hahahaha, I haven't tasted wine for a long time. It's great to be able to taste it. How dare I expect to drink a lot." Broki laughed happily when he heard this.

"Usopp, bring the wine!" Em broke away from the two and walked towards the cabin.

"Em, I... are we really going?" Nami asked tremblingly.

"You don't want to eat dinosaur meat?" Em's expression was a little unconvinced.

"That's not the question!"

"Well... do you think I can beat that giant?"

"..." Nami's expression became more desperate.

...

"Hahaha, I haven't drunk wine for a long time. It smells so good." The half-man-high wine barrel in Broki's hand was like an oral liquid. He stretched out his hand and poured the full wine into his mouth.

Nami whispered, "U... Usopp, look over there."

"Na... Nami, I saw it, all human corpses, I seem to see our fate." Usopp's expression was normal, he was no longer afraid, he already felt that he was hopeless.

Em gritted his teeth and tore it hard, and a large piece of Tyrannosaurus Rex barbecue was torn off by him. [This... the meat is a bit dry, is it a problem with the cooking? Put some in the cabin when you leave, just in case. ] Then he casually asked, "Uncle Broki, how long will it take for the record pointer to be full?"

"One year."

"Oh." Em didn't think it was a big deal, after all, that's the setting.

Looking at Nami and Usopp again, they had already fallen to the ground after hearing the bad news, looking at the sky with despair, tears sliding down their faces.

"You... what's wrong with you two." Em looked at the two and felt that they were a bit rude, and now they were guests anyway.

The two glanced at Em, turned their heads in unison, and ignored him.

(꒪Д꒪)ノ

"You..."

Boom boom boom

Before he finished speaking, the sound of a huge volcanic eruption rang out, interrupting Em's words.

When Broki heard this sound, his eyes fixed, he slowly stood up, and raised the giant axe in his hand.

"Usopp, see you in the next life."

"Well, Nami, let's not be pirates in the next life..."

The two closed their eyes and lay on the ground like dead.

Em's eyes kept twitching. He decided to ignore the two men and said to Broki, "What are you doing?"

"It's time for the duel. Today is the 73466th duel with my companion Qinggui Dongli."

"Aren't we companions?"

"This is the rule of the village. When two people have a disagreement, they will decide the winner under the watchful eyes of the Giant God. The winner is the right one, but we have been fighting for 100 years and still haven't decided the winner! Hahahahaha!"

"The winner is the king...it's a simple rule. Then you

What is the disagreement?"

"I've forgotten it a long time ago, hahahaha."

"...Okay, the battle of honor, I wish you a good start."

"Then I'll take your advice."

Every step Broki took was earth-shaking.

Em turned to the two of them, and they had actually gotten up and sat down, looking normal, as if they were not the ones who just pretended to be dead.

"What a brave nation, I really want to go to their village to see... This is the brave warrior I'm looking for, Em, do you understand?" Usopp looked at the two people who were fighting for life and death with a face full of longing.

Em swallowed the barbecue with difficulty and replied calmly: "If you weren't like that just now, I would believe it."

"I call this emergency avoidance! A man of insight is a hero!"

"...Junjie wants to hit someone when he hears this. ”

“…”

…

The sound of the axe hitting the shield was so sharp that it made people’s teeth ache. Every move of Dongli and Broki was aimed at the vital points of the other party. They didn’t seem like companions, but rather like mortal enemies.

[What would happen if Luffy and I were in the same situation as them one day… No, how could it be possible? How could I attack my thigh No. 1? Wouldn’t that be courting death?] Em watched the fight in front of him in silence, shook his head, and threw away the unrealistic thoughts.

The fight between the two did not last long. The axe and the sword were placed together, and the shields in their hands hit each other’s faces at the same time. They said in unison: "73466 battle… draw."

…

"Hahahaha, a good fight and a good wine to accompany it, this is simply the ideal of life. "Broki's cheeks were still swollen, but he didn't care at all. He ate meat and drank wine in big mouthfuls.

Usopp looked very excited. He imitated Broki and stuffed a mouthful of meat, then took a sip of wine, and then... choked.

"Cough cough cough..."

Em looked at him speechlessly and patted him on the back twice.

"Thank you, Em. I was almost strangled by this evil wine just now. Thanks to your help." Usopp said seriously.

"Thank you for the wine... Please don't drink it and go to the children's table." Em looked at this guy and wanted to break his nose.

"How can a brave sea warrior not drink?" Usopp said and took another sip of wine.

"Cough cough cough cough..."

(ㅍ_ㅍ)

You'd better be strangled here.