When you are rich, there is Rheinmetall; when you are poor, there is Rheinsteel!

The words "crying the poor" fell into his ears, and Lin Yu couldn't help but think of those videos he saw on the Internet in later generations.

The people from the Air Force dug out the ancestor from nowhere and drove the ancestor into the sky. The last group of people held a banner beside the ancestor. The banner read, please rest assured to the people of the motherland.

The Army personnel directly found the T34 tank, and then galloped and ran wildly on the grassland. At the end of the video, the same banner as the Air Force appeared, also asking the people of the motherland to rest assured.

Compared with these two, the great saints of the armed police seemed even more excessive. They didn't even bring any equipment. They even wore a pair of trousers and bare upper body, showing off their muscles in the cold weather, and then Standing there, holding hands, striding forward together.

While walking, shouting slogans.

Of course, the most inhumane person has to be the navy.

Lin Yu had never seen these people cry for poverty in the early days, but he had seen these people cry for poverty later on when they had equipped a large number of warships.

A group of people drove a small boat, the earliest type of anti-submarine that could only carry a dozen people, and there was a banner behind the anti-submarine.

None of these are more extreme. What is even more extreme is a group of people holding hands, standing on the islands and reefs of the South China Sea. The sea breeze blows, and the sea water hits them, creating waves.

Then the group of people faced the camera with smiles on their faces and shouted: "This is xx, we are here to wish the people of the country New Year's greetings."

Especially the sincere smiles on their faces, combined with the environment around them, it is a complete tear-jerking drama.

Those who understand know that these people are paying New Year's greetings, but those who don't know think that China's military expenditure is only a little, and those who guard NSQD can only hold hands every day, barefoot, and step in the sea water.

Thinking of this, Lin Yu couldn't help but reveal a sinister smile on his face.

But this time his smile was caught by Zhou Changyao. The old man turned around, squinted his eyes, and asked in a low voice:

"You kid won't be holding back any bad ideas again, will you?"

"What's a bad idea? That's creativity!" After correcting Zhou Changyao's statement, Lin Yu turned the steering wheel and drove the car to the National Defense Department.

Zhou Changyao poked his head out from the passenger seat and brushed his face. The vehicle slowly drove into the yard. He found a place to stop and checked in the rearview mirror for a long time to make sure his hair was not messed up. Lin Yu then followed Zhou Changyao and walked in. building.

Everyone I saw along the way kept saying hello to Zhou Changyao.

Soon, the two got into the elevator, appeared on the third floor, and walked into the innermost conference room on the third floor.

In the conference room, there is a huge round conference table that can accommodate more than ten people.

Behind this circular conference table, there are a large number of tables surrounding it. These tables present a radiating fan shape and are evenly distributed in the room.

Zhou Changyao walked around the round table, found his name, sat down, raised his hand and pointed behind him, signaling Lin Yu to sit down.

As soon as the two sat down, someone came into the room with hot tea. After the hot tea, more people slowly walked into the conference room.

The leader of the people who walked in naturally sat down at the round table, and the rest of the people sat behind him.

After sitting down, Lin Yu looked at each one. As he looked around, the conference room slowly filled up with people, and even Qian Guoheng appeared here.

He smiled at Lin Yu, and then turned his attention to the others.

Looking at the full seats, Lin Yu suddenly discovered that these people seemed to be vaguely divided into five parts.

According to the signs on the round table, Lin Yu also figured out the identities of these people.

The first is the navy, land and air force, then an independent second artillery unit, and the armed police, which is still under the jurisdiction of the army.

Finally, there is the General Staff Department, the General Logistics Department, and the Ministry of National Defense.

At 10 o'clock sharp, the man sitting in the Ministry of National Defense position picked up the pen in his hand and gently tapped the table with the butt of the pen. The metal collided with the table and made a clicking sound. The sound was very loud and clear.

This sound also caused everyone present to turn their attention in an instant and stare at the person who made the sound.

Being stared at by these eyes, the dear friend who knocked out the sound said softly:

"There is no need for everyone to look at me like this. Everyone knows everything about today's meeting, so I just opened up and said it directly."

"At the end of last year, the budget we reported was 185 billion. After discussion at the conference, the budget prepared by the finance department was 185.3 billion."

"But as of December, we have spent 189.4 billion, and there are still some funds in the Ministry of Defense's account, but..."

Halfway through what he said, the man spread his hands slightly, showing a very helpless look.

After maintaining this state for a few seconds, he continued: "The funds exceed several billions, and the audit calculators are almost exploding these days."

"They are checking every minute to confirm whether all the more than 100 billion in funds have been spent wisely."

"I called you here today to determine next year's budget. At the same time, we are prepared to cry poverty."

“Let’s brainstorm and see if there are any good ideas.”

As soon as the words were spoken, the representative of the Air Force raised his right hand and said loudly:

"We want fighter jets and bombers. The navy has already taken action in the South China Sea. We cannot lag behind."

"When the airport in the South China Sea is built, our fighter jets will definitely take off and land there."

"If the fighter jets are bad, there will be no way to deter the American fleet, and a lot of our work will be in vain."

"What our army wants... The Army Aviation Group does not want helicopters for the time being. We want the kind of light armored vehicles that were delivered some time ago."

"Especially our border guards, they need this kind of thing the most."

"Whether it is going out on patrol or encountering an emergency, sufficient firepower and fast enough speed can allow our soldiers to attack at a faster speed."

"Especially the field food supply vehicle, really, you really can't imagine that after a tiring day, this car appears quietly beside you, and then How wonderful it feels to hand you a box of hot rice and a bowl of soup. "

Taking advantage of the opportunity when the army representative was lost in memory, the representative of the Second Artillery raised his hand and said loudly:

"Our expenses are mainly spent on maintenance. Missile maintenance is very troublesome, so in addition to normal maintenance costs, we also want to apply for a sum of school funds. "

"Find a suitable school and set up a professional missile maintenance major, so that students of this school can enter the army after graduation. "

"Then they will be responsible for repairing missiles and do nothing else. "

"And the missile transport vehicles we are using now have poor performance. The design of those vehicles always feels very anti-human. "

After speaking of his request, the representative of the Second Artillery turned his head and looked at the representative of the armed police next to him.

At this moment, other people also focused their attention on him.

Being stared at by a group of people, the representative of the armed police turned red in the face instantly. After hesitating for a long time, the representative said softly:

"We also need light armored vehicles, otherwise we always feel that the firepower is not enough."

His words won the applause of others. When the applause slowly stopped, the representative of the navy stood up directly, counted on his fingers, and spoke loudly.

"So far, our fleets have not been organized, and can only wander around the near seas, unable to go to the open sea."

"Our needs are relatively simple. At least three fleets must have an 8,000-9,000-ton destroyer as the flagship."

"That's three ships."

"Then there are NSQD, XSQD, the defense of the Zhongsha Islands, and the dredger of Rheinsteel, which is still operating in NSQD."

"After a while, the other four ships will appear, and cooperate with the 167 ship, then our pressure in NSQD will be much less."

Each has its own suffering and difficulties. After the representatives of several parties finished their needs, the gentleman from the Ministry of National Defense tapped the table with his pen again.

"Everyone, this is a meeting to cry poor, not to divide the budget. We don't have the money yet."

"We need to add the budget first, then you can have new planes, new armored vehicles, new missiles, and new ships."

"Now everyone, tell me what you think. If you have an execution plan, it will be even better."

As soon as the other party finished speaking, Zhou Changyao turned his head and looked at Lin Yu, asking with his eyes: "What about your bad idea?"

Lin Yu also responded with his eyes and body movements: "That's called creativity."

The next second, he was sold out by Zhou Changyao.

Zhou Changyao raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yu, saying loudly: "Our staff officer Lin has an idea."

Instantly, except Zhou Changyao, everyone else cast their eyes over and looked at Lin Yu with burning eyes.

Being stared at by a group of people, Lin Yu could only sit in his seat and twist his body awkwardly.

The man from the Ministry of National Defense, after watching for a while, nodded his head vigorously:

"Then let this staff officer Lin take the lead and make a splash, how about that?"

Although he was asking others, this man raised his hand and pointed at Lin Yu, indicating the plan.

Under the gaze of everyone, Lin Yu closed his eyes and began to recall the New Year greetings videos he had seen.

It took more than ten seconds to go through all these New Year greetings videos in his mind, and he said calmly:

"Since it is New Year greetings, then we will focus on New Year greetings."

"Domestic TV and mobile phone sales have experienced a blowout development from last year to this year."

"Then our New Year greetings can be divided into two ways, one is mobile phone text message New Year greetings, and the other is TV advertising New Year greetings."

"For text message New Year greetings, we will directly find an operator, open a number, and then send blessings to all mobile phones before the New Year."

"These blessings should mark the appropriate geographical information."

"For example, I am in the xx Islands, wishing you a happy new year."

"I am in In the snow on the top of Kunlun Mountain, I wish you a happy new year and a harmonious life. "

"Then there is our New Year greeting video. For the army, we repaired two T34s and chased them one after the other. At the same time, we need to show the combat effectiveness of the army in the video. "

"Finally, we stood in front of the T34, smiled, and wished the people of the whole country a happy new year. "

"For the air force, we pulled out the oldest fighter plane at home, repaired it a little, found a lens, took a circle of the plane, and then pulled all the ace pilots under the plane and took a group photo. "

"Finally, we took a photo and asked them to hold the flag in their hands and shout, "I am here in the new year, and I guarantee you will have no worries. xx wishes the people of the whole country a happy new year."

"Navy, it's easier for you. Just stand in the water, put the camera to your face, laugh loudly, say hello loudly, we are on which island, we are at which outpost, and say hello to the people of the whole country."

"The Second Artillery is even simpler. Find two steel cylinders, buy some firecrackers and put them in. It's best to paint them with some color, but it's okay if you don't paint them."

"The video we shot is called "How to separate and launch missiles in general, and the sound of firecrackers to get rid of the old year."

"Finally, the armed police will pick a time to practice, preferably an emergency assembly, an emergency assembly on a rainy night."

"The last line is that you can set off fireworks on New Year's Eve as you like, and we will take care of everything."

"The biggest difficulty in this matter is a qualified cameraman, and I can't find one."

"The above is my point of view, please correct me."

After saying this, Lin Yu sat back in his chair, opened his notebook, and scribbled on it with a pen, pretending to be recording information.

As for the other people in the conference room, they lowered their heads one by one and studied the text they had just recorded in their hands very seriously.

This plan...

It's OK, but there is a more troublesome problem, that is, how to spread these videos.

After a little hesitation, the man from the Ministry of National Defense asked Lin Yu:

"Staff Officer Lin, since you have mentioned this plan, I would like to ask, do you have any ideas about the dissemination channels of these videos?"

"Or, we can convey our blessings to the people of the whole country."

When asked again, Lin Yu wrote a few words on the notebook with a fountain pen, and then said:

"There are two channels. One is a normal TV station. For this channel, we can ask the Radio and Television Bureau to solve it after the application."

"It can be accurately and accurately displayed in front of ordinary people."

"The second channel , is the Internet. Now the Internet has just emerged and is still a blue ocean. It is the time for us to cultivate. "

"We can let our cameraman register an account. After he shoots these videos, edits them, and lets the TV station broadcast them. We can put these videos on the Internet."

"During this period, many of the netizens in our country who can access the Internet are people with little family property and are curious about everything."

"They like to watch these things the most."

"With ease, coupled with a plan that is not perfect but has a general direction, it also makes other people present look at Lin Yu with new eyes.

And the gentleman from the Ministry of National Defense, after listening to this plan, played with a pen while thinking.

After more than 10 minutes, he said loudly to Lin Yu:

"Then trouble Staff Officer Lin to make a plan, quickly."

"It would be best if it can be done this afternoon, and then we can adjust the plan in the evening and report it to the higher-ups."

"After approval, we can implement it!"