When You Were A Kid, You Braided Your Hair And Gave Me Four Children

"You bastard, have you done anything embarrassing outside? Now that everyone has blocked the door, I have to get you back within ten minutes, otherwise I will pretend that I don't have you as my son from now on!"

Magic City.

On Xinghua Street, Lu Ran looked at the disconnected phone call with a shocked face, and his whole body felt bad.

It's so pitiful that he has been single for twenty-seven years now. Not to mention doing anything embarrassing, except for holding a girl's hand before elementary school, he could not be more pure now.

Still being blocked?

Mom has been tricked, right?

Thinking about the endless scams on the Internet, Lu Ran became anxious, not caring to smooth out the messy thoughts in his mind, and hurriedly stopped a car and rushed home.

…

At the same time, in the Haiyuan Community in the outer ring of the Magic City, there were three houses, No. 1103.

Lu Ran's father, Lu Qingzhi, was busy preparing lunch. In the living room, Lu Ran's mother, Wang Min, held the hand of a young girl with a smile on her face: "Xiaozi, is it okay if I call you that?"

The girl shook her head and said with a smile: "Okay, from now on I will be your daughter. If I want to call you mom, isn't it normal for you to call me Xiaozi?"

This sentence directly made Wang Min laugh. Looking at Xiaozi's expression, he became more and more kind: "Hey, my daughter can talk. Don't worry, that brat of mine dares to apologize to you. Wait until he comes back. I'll break his legs and make him fall into disgrace."

"Don't..." Wang Min's words startled Xiaozi: "That...will be my husband from now on. If you break his legs, we mothers will not be able to survive."

Wang Minle's eyes narrowed.

But soon she thought of something and said in surprise: "What did you just say? Mother... mother, who are you? What are you..."

Xiaozi lowered her head shyly: "The doctor said I might have four babies here."

Pfft... Wang Min was so frightened by Xiaozi's words that he slid off the sofa and looked at Xiaozi in shock: "Four...four?"

Xiaozi nodded and said nothing.

boom!

At this time, the door of the room was suddenly pushed open from the outside, and Lu Ran hurriedly ran in from the outside. Before anyone arrived, the voice came first: "Mom, let me tell you, your son I am pure and pure, and I was born single." Now, I haven’t even held a girl’s hand yet, so please don’t... huh? "

Looking at Xiaozi sitting on the sofa, Lu Ran was stunned.

Not for anything else, but mainly because the girl in front of me is so beautiful, so beautiful that it’s a bit unreal.

As a diaosi who has been on the Internet all year round, Lu Ran is very familiar with makeup, beauty, and filters. He is even a makeup artist himself... Although no one uses him, he still confirms for the first time that this person in front of him The makeup on the girl's face is very light, almost no different from her bare face.

But despite this, the appearance of the girl in front of him was enough to instantly kill 99% of the celebrity goddesses and Internet beauties he had seen.

Although Xiaozi is sitting, her long legs, slightly pregnant waist, and proud... In short, this is a combination of an angel face and a devil figure.

But then Lu Ran was confused. No, are all scammers nowadays so high-end? Or is it that the girl in front of her has investigated herself before and is getting tired of playing outside, so she is ready to find an honest man like him to take over?

groove!

Thinking of this, Lu Ran exploded.

But before he could speak, Wang Min slapped him on the back of the head: "You bastard, what are you talking about? How could Xiaozi be a liar? Have you ever seen such a beautiful liar?"

After finishing speaking, Wang Min awkwardly said to Xiaozi: "Um...Xiaozi, this bastard has a bad mind. Don't be the same as him. I promise to take care of him." "

Xiaozi shook her head: "It's okay, I believe I can make him fall in love with me."

Lu Ran was even more confused: "No, mom, don't you know who I am, your son? Over the years, except for the years when I was in college, when have I not come home on time? Do you think I might be outside?" Are you kidding me? You're obviously here to try. Why... Anyway, let me tell you, it's impossible for me to take over."

"Get you big-headed devil!" Wang Min slapped Lu Ran on the back, and then smashed a stack of A4 paper into Lu Ran's hand: "See clearly, this is what Ren Xiaozi did in advance. A good paternity test, please read it yourself, is it your child?”

Lu Ran: "???"

So well prepared? Have you even got the paternity test certificate?

No, you have such good connections, why do you choose to be a liar if you don’t do anything bad?

Even if you are not a liar, is it too much to say that he is my child?

No matter what, Lu Ran didn't believe that he had a child, but in order to appease his mother, he still picked up the appraisal book and read it.

After opening the test certificate, the first thing you see is the seal of the Paternity Testing Department of the Third Hospital in Shanghai. In Shanghai, the Third Hospital is the legal paternity test center and the most authoritative and fair place. But having a seal is nothing. , these days, even eggs can be faked, so getting a fake seal isn’t a problem, right?

Pretending to read the paternity test, Lu Ran sneered, walked to sit next to Xiaozi, and whispered: "I said you spent a lot of money to let me take over, right? This paternity test requires a lot of money." It costs a lot of money, right? But do you think I’m so easy to fool?”

Xiaozi blinked and looked at Lu Ran's handsome face. She was not angry. She even couldn't help but laugh: "You don't believe it?"

"Haha, what you said is so funny. How stupid do you think I am to believe it?" Lu Ran curled her lips and sneered.

Xiaozi did not answer, but stood up and turned around in front of Lu Ran: "Do you really not recognize me?"

Lu Ran was stunned for a moment, then laughed angrily: "What's the matter? Are you pretending to be an acquaintance again?"

Xiaozi chuckled: "Giggle, Lu Ran, you are so funny, hehe, Shangdu City, Lixia Town, Wushui Village Primary School, Liang Lezi, do you really not remember?"

"What Liang Lezi...huh?" Lu Ran couldn't say any more, and even his whole expression froze on his face. He stared at Liang Lezi in front of him in stunned silence: "Are you the little one sitting in front of me? What are you talking about? joke?"

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