Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
115. Rush Over And Eat Roast Goose Tonight!
After getting in the car, An He fastened her seat belt, released the handbrake, lightly lifted the clutch, and the car started slowly and drove out of the driving school gate smoothly.
After driving for a while, the old problem came back.
The steering wheel was like embedded in her hand, and her arm was stiff.
Sometimes it turned left~ in circles, sometimes it turned right in big circles.
The car body took an S-shaped route on the road. Fortunately, there were not many cars on this road, otherwise it would be easy to have a car accident.
Fang Yuan endured for a while but couldn't help but said: "Why are you driving the car to the non-motorized vehicle lane?"
"What, do you want to randomly pick a lucky audience?"
An He's face froze and smiled awkwardly: "Coach, I always feel that the car body is not straight."
"He~~"
Fang Yuan sneered: "Do you want to see what you are doing."
"You are not driving at all, turning the steering wheel is like cutting pig intestines!"
"Ah!" An He hurriedly looked at the steering wheel, concentrating on controlling it, trying not to make big moves.
Even when shifting gears, he lowered his head and looked at the gear lever carefully to avoid mistakes.
But in Fang Yuan's opinion, her behavior was simply courting death.
He quickly reminded her: "Why are you looking at the steering wheel?"
"Is there a navigation system or a road on it?"
"Look at the road, not the gear."
"Also, don't touch my thigh!"
When these words came out, An He's face flushed, and her hand unconsciously retracted.
He smiled awkwardly: "I know, coach."
"Yeah." Fang Yuan replied indifferently: "Where is the line? Can you see the line?"
An He stretched his neck and looked outside, shaking his head in confusion: "Can't see it?"
"What about the line? Did it run away?"
"No...it can't be..." An He smiled: "It should have crossed the line."
Huh~~
Fang Yuan took a deep breath and tried to calm down. He felt that the speed of the car was a bit fast.
He had to remind her: "Step on the accelerator. ”
As a result, this was a very normal operation, but An He was stunned for a moment after hearing it.
She asked stupidly: "Where is the accelerator?"
"Ah?" Fang Yuan was stunned, looking at An He in disbelief, with her mouth wide open.
After calming down, she replied with despair: "The accelerator is in your kitchen, do you want to go back and get it?"
With a chuckle.
Lin Xi and Xiao Ming behind him all laughed unkindly.
Only An He was embarrassed and kept picking his feet.
All the netizens in the live broadcast room laughed.
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[No, she actually asked where the accelerator is? My God, if I were Fang Yuan's blood pressure probably went up immediately after hearing the student ask this question. 】
【So, driving school coaches should always have blood pressure-lowering drugs, lest they vomit blood and die in that weather. 】
【The sentence "Don't touch my thigh" just now broke my defense and I couldn't laugh anymore. When I was learning to drive, I touched the coach's thigh several times. "It was so embarrassing.
【When I was learning to drive, the coach had a bad temper and always liked to scold people. There was a female student who didn't tolerate him. She got angry after being scolded and kicked the coach's gear lever. From then on, we could only practice driving by ourselves every day.】
Continuous stupidity has completely deformed the operation of the bed.
After stepping on the accelerator, the speed of the car has increased a lot unconsciously.
When we arrived at a section of the road in the suburbs, we actually saw a goose swaying on the road.
An He was so scared that he screamed: "Coach, there is a goose in front, Wei Li."
Fang Yuan smiled and shrugged: "Go over, go over and eat roasted goose tonight. "Ah?" An He was stunned when he heard this answer, and turned to look at Fang Yuan uncertainly. "Did you really...really hit him?" "I'm a little scared~~" "Don't be scared!" Fang Yuan waved his hand: "It shouldn't be you who should be scared, but the person passing by in front of you. "
"I want to ask, is your foot stuck in the gas tank and can't be taken out?"
"Or does my car have no brakes?"
An He's face froze, and he realized that he didn't know when he had stepped on the speed of 70 miles per hour.
Frightened, he quickly released the accelerator.
He stepped on the brake.
Squeak~~
...Please give me flowers 0...
Instantly, a friction sound was heard.
Several people in the car pulled forward.
Especially the two people at the back, who hit the seat on the spot [grimacing in pain.
After hearing this, Fang Yuan looked at An He in shock: "What are you doing?"
An He smiled bitterly and replied: "Brake~~"
Hearing this, Fang Yuan sighed to the sky, with a painful expression on his face, and said lightly: "It's okay, remember to buy higher insurance when you go on the road next time.
"Also, if you really can't do it, I suggest you take the driver's license test a few years later."
"Ah?" An He asked blankly: "Why?"
Fang Yuan chuckled and replied: "Unmanned driving will be available in a few years!"
Stupefied!
An He stood there, looking embarrassed.
Luckily, there were not many cars on this road.
Otherwise, if she stopped in the middle of the road like this, she might have a car accident.
Even the big goose came to the front of the car, flapped its wings and called several times, as if mocking the wind.
Just then, Xiao Ming said faintly: "Sister, don't be afraid, don't be nervous, you have practiced for so many days."
"Anyway, the coach will be responsible if something goes wrong, you just drive and it's over."
As soon as these words came out, Fang Yuan's moonlight glared at him instantly.
He said coldly on the spot: "Get off!!"
"I don't want to send myself away by teaching a student!"
"No, no! Coach!" Xiao Ming said with a smile on his face: "Isn't this just comforting her? If she continues like this, it will definitely be bad.
Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "Is there anyone who comforts people like you?"
"I finally know why you haven't passed the exam for two years."
"So, you sent all the coaches away in the past two years, right?"
"No...no!!" Xiao Ming smiled awkwardly: "Coach, I was wrong!"
Fang Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to him, turned his head to look at An He, took a deep breath, and said helplessly: "What's wrong with you today? Why do you always feel absent-minded when driving?"
"Sometimes there is a problem here, sometimes there is a problem there, please don't worry about it."
"Do you have someone you like? Sichun Si?"
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