Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

After getting in the car, they chattered like sparrows, which made him very embarrassed.

No matter how he explained, he could always misinterpret the meaning.

He was very passive.

He simply ignored them and let them talk on their own.

After a while, they became bored and naturally quieted down.

He could only say that he thought too much.

He underestimated the girls' desire for gossip.

Seeing that Fang Yuan and Xia Qing were silent, he began to tease them in various ways.

"Handsome guy... you said you are a coach... can I ask you a question?"

Fang Yuan hummed in confusion: "You say."

"Are there any skills for getting a driver's license?"

"Skills?" Fang Yuan grinned faintly: "This... how to say it."

"Getting a driver's license is like falling in love."

"Falling in love?" Several people said in unison with a confused look on their faces.

"Before pursuing, it is subject one. You need to learn a lot of theoretical knowledge first."

"The process of pursuing is subject two. When facing the unreasonable demands of the other party, you must not lose the chain, slip, and start halfway up."

"When facing the mood of uncertainty, you must not push the bottom line when dealing with it, like a right-angle turn."

"After just getting it, it is subject three."

"You can try to drive on the road, but you must be familiar with the response measures for various emergencies."

The bridesmaids were stunned.

Two of them also had a driver's license, so they naturally understood what Fang Yuan meant.

They can connect the driver's license test with falling in love.

What a talent!

At this time, Xia Qing asked curiously: "What if it is after getting the driver's license?"

Fang Yuan grinned: "Please drive civilized!"

"Huh?" Several people were stunned for a while and didn't react.

But when they came back to their senses,

Pfft~~

Two people burst out laughing: "Damn! Coach, you can teach driving, awesome!"

"You drive when you have a disagreement?"

Xia Qing and another bridesmaid asked in bewilderment: "What do you mean? Why did you drive?"

"Think about it, dating and finally confirming the relationship is just like getting a driver's license?"

"What are you going to do after getting the license?"

"Uh..." Xia Qing replied blankly: "Of course I have to drive."

"That's it... drive..."

As she spoke, the bridesmaid couldn't help laughing again.

Xia Qing was stunned.

Suddenly, her pupils shrank sharply, and she suddenly realized.

She looked at Fang Yuan in shock.

Recalling what Fang Yuan said when she drank too much last night.

Now I am thinking about it carefully

Oh my god!!

She was so angry that she wanted to raise her fist to hit her.

"Tell me! What did you mean by what you said to me last night!"

Hiss~~

After this, the three bridesmaids behind were surprised as if they had eaten a big melon.

"You still say it's okay? You've been exposed, right? Have you admitted it?"

"Handsome guy, you're not honest, what did you do to our Xia Qing?"

Fang Yuan shrugged: "Nothing, you think too much."

"There are few people as pure as me in the world."

"Huh~~"

"Do you believe what you said?"

"You can tell at a glance that you are a love veteran."

"Can I ask another question?"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Okay, ask."

"How can I quickly know if a boy likes me?"

"It's easy!" Fang Yuan waved his hand: "Send him three numbers, 857."

"A boy who doesn't like you will reply to you, which bar!"

"Ah?" The bridesmaid was stunned: "What do you mean? What if he likes you? How will he answer?"

"...Which hotel?"

Stupid!!

Now all four people were confused.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also confused.

[Popularity] +1+1+1+1....

[Popularity] +1+1+1+1....

...

——[What does it mean? I don't understand? What is the 857? Is there any master to popularize it? ]

——[857 is actually a nightclub term, arriving at the venue at 8 pm, going home or going somewhere else at 5 am, seven days a week, once a day. So the first reaction of a boy who doesn't like him is to ask him to go to the bar, but on the contrary, if you like him, the first reaction is... cough cough~~ hotel room number! ]

——[The speed is a bit fast, I can't keep up. He drives seriously, this guy is really a coach, an old driver. ]

——[This guy is really shameless, I want to beat him up, but what he said seems to make sense. The people around me who can pick up girls are all socially awesome. They can say anything when they see a girl, unlike me, who is still shy when kissing other people's girlfriends on the street. 】

...

Several girls wanted to understand what it meant.

They kept yelling at Fang Yuan to explain it clearly.

At this moment, the groom's car started.

The bridesmaids instantly quieted down.

Following closely behind were more than 30 off-road vehicles.

Fang Yuan waited until the last off-road vehicle started and followed it.

The wedding car behind followed closely.

However, while driving on the road, Fang Yuan discovered a strange phenomenon.

He kept following the off-road vehicle and did not fall behind.

But all the wedding cars behind him disappeared!

I thought they were delayed for a while by the traffic lights.

But after more than ten minutes, even the shadows disappeared.

He finally realized that something was wrong.

Xia Qing and the others did not notice the problem at all, and they were still talking and laughing.

Fang Yuan followed behind with a solemn face, recalling what had happened before.

An ominous premonition came to his heart.

While driving, he checked the system points.

After last night's explosion, the points reached more than 40,000 again.

Fang Yuan didn't even think about it and quickly drew a lottery to deal with the possible accidents that might happen next.

[Ding~~ Consume 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for drawing the skill - ventriloquism! ]

[Ding~ Consume 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for drawing the skill - suona! ]

[Ding~ After spending 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for getting the skill - Forensic Medicine! 】

[Ding~ After spending 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for getting the skill - Fish Dropping and Eighteen Fishing! 】

...

Look at the skill prompts that the system pops up continuously.

Fang Yuan complained in his heart.

What is this all about?

Ventriloquism? What do I need this for?

And the suona, isn’t this thing used to play funeral songs for the dead?

As a driving school instructor, I can't seem to get anywhere with it.

As for forensic medicine, I don’t know what its use is, but I think it’s pretty good.

The last one is the most fucked up!

What the hell?

Drop fish and catch eighteen?

It sounds like fishing.

Why don't you give me the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms? At least I can use them to protect myself.

For him, a senior fishing friend, this thing is a complete waste of points.

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly.

Looking at the orderly large group of off-road vehicles in front.

Moving further and further away from the city and into the suburbs.

Logically speaking, shouldn’t the hotel be in the city center?

Even if you don’t go to the hotel, you won’t come to the county seat, right?

Fang Yuan couldn't figure out where these people were going.

To be honest, he was retreating in his heart.

As the saying goes, a gentleman does not stand behind a dangerous wall.

If you continue to follow even though you know something is wrong, aren't you causing trouble for yourself?

But there are several bridesmaids in the car!

You can't just drag the bridesmaid away, can you?

Isn't this equivalent to a marriage in a bad family?

Tell them, but don’t know what to say?

Headache~!

Just when Fang Yuan was thinking.

Suddenly, he found that the groom's wedding car at the front turned at the intersection and drove directly onto the rural cement road.

All the cross-country troops behind him followed.

Fang Yuan struggled for a long time, and finally decided to follow up and take a look.

Hide in the back and run if you notice something is wrong.

More than thirty off-road vehicles shuttled around the rural farmland.

The team to receive the bride was very impressive.

People passing by couldn't help but come out to watch the excitement.

Fang Yuan thought it was coming soon.

As a result, the car in front had no intention of stopping.

Galloping all the way.

Passing through one village after another.

Until the cement road disappeared and turned into a gravel-lined road.

There are neat rows of white birch trees on both sides of the road.

There is also an endless ditch nearby.

The road was dusty.

It has been more than forty minutes since we set off.

Fang Yuan didn't even know if he was still in Xihai City.

Looking around, there are mountains all around, and there are lush green flowers and trees everywhere.

It's like a natural landscape painting.

Fortunately, ten minutes later.

The groom's wedding car at the front finally stopped at the foot of the mountain.

Fang Yuan followed at the back and looked at the surrounding environment.

There is actually a village at the foot of the mountain. Combined with the nearby environment, it looks like a paradise.

The village is surrounded by mountains on three sides, and all the houses are built at the foot of the mountains, from top to bottom.

Although it's less than 5 p.m., thick smoke is already billowing from the chimneys of many homes.

I guess I was making dinner.

In the car, the bridesmaid asked in confusion: "Why are we here? Where are we? Didn't you say we went directly to the hotel?"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and replied: "I don't know... I followed you all the way here. Is this the groom's hometown?"

Xia Qing shook his head: "No! The groom's hometown seems to be in the center of Xihai City."

"What are you doing here?"

Several people all shook their heads, not understanding what was going on.

I can only wait patiently in the car.

At this time, the groom slowly got out of the car, holding some sacrificial things in his hand.

He looked like he was going to worship his ancestors.

Fang Yuan finally understood.

It took me a long time to do this!

I was so worried and frightened along the way that I thought something was going to happen.

Immediately afterwards, many people got off the off-road vehicle.

There were groomsmen and people in wedding clothes.

They were holding something in their hands that looked like something for a wedding.

A large group of people climbed up from the foot of the mountain.

When many villagers saw this battle, they all ran out of curiosity to ask for wedding candies.

The groom was not stingy either, telling them to go down to the wedding convoy and ask for it, that’s enough!

In an instant, a large number of villagers rushed to the wedding convoy to celebrate.

The bride walked out of the car door in person and handed out wedding candies to them one by one.

Fang Yuan looked at this harmonious scene with a faint smile on his lips.

But when he thought about it carefully, he vaguely felt that something was wrong.

It looks like the bride is very festive as she hands out candies down there.

But this is a bit unreasonable.

The groom came specially to worship his ancestors, so there’s no reason why he shouldn’t take the bride with him, right?

For such a big event as getting married, he would rather bring a group of people to perform sacrifices than bring the bride.

Could it be some kind of traditional custom?

Fang Yuan asked the bridesmaid doubtfully: "Is there a custom here where you cannot bring women with you when worshiping ancestors?"

Xia Qing shook her head in confusion: "No!"

The other bridesmaids shook their heads no.

That's strange!

The originally relieved heart suddenly became anxious again without realizing it.

His instinct told him that something was going to happen! !

Sitting in the car, Fang Yuan watched the best man walking towards the mountainside.

Sudden! !

The sound of gunfire echoed across the mountains.

bang bang