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The groom first worshiped the relics of his ancestors.

Then according to the procedures prepared in advance, the ceremony of laying the goose is carried out.

During this process, Fang Yuan slowly explained: "In ancient times, the groom went to the bride's house to welcome the bride and offered wild geese as a gift."

"Because geese are migratory birds, migrating north and south with climate changes, and their mates are fixed."

"When one dies, the other will no longer choose a mate."

"Symbolizes the loyalty and single-mindedness of love."

Of course the geese used here are not real.

Because really geese are protected animals.

Instead, a wood-carved goose was used.

After the funeral, the matchmaker came on stage.

Take out a piece of framed rice paper and open it.

Then hand the groom a writing brush.

Let him put a light stroke on it.

Fang Yuan spoke again: "This step is called loading."

"In ancient times, on the day of the bride's wedding, the groom composed a poem and sent someone to convey it to the bride to urge her to do so."

"But now, just do it symbolically."

The scene suddenly burst into laughter.

As humans in the new century, most of them have never seen such a wedding ceremony.

They were all very curious.

Without Fang Yuan as the narrator to explain, they would not understand what was going on.

Leaving with the matchmaker.

Fang Yuan's voice echoed throughout the audience again.

"A beautiful woman stands quietly in clear water, and a gentleman on the other side is in love."

"Looking back at the place where I have practiced cultivation for thousands of years, I was shocked when I stepped on the dust and mud.

"Please! Bride!"

Huh~~

The lights flashed.

Everyone looked towards the entrance of the banquet hall.

I saw the bride wearing a phoenix crown and a haori.

Accompanied by flower girls, they hold copper fans in both hands.

Dignified and generous, he slowly walked towards the center of the stage.

"The peach blossoms are good, the beauty is beautiful."

"Phoenix robe, Xiapei, and mandarin duck coat."

"I'm getting married today, and I'll be wearing red makeup for ten miles."

"I will live up to your wishes in this life, and I will live up to your love in this life."

"The beautiful face is displayed, and the flowers are ashamed."

“Willows support the wind, and thousands of reds ascend the hall.

Under the chairmanship of Fang Yuan.

The bride slowly walked to the opposite side of the groom.

The two of them bowed to each other with their hands together.

The staff brought a big red flower.

The bride and groom held red flowers with red ribbons at both ends facing the center of the stage.

With background music.

The scene became extremely solemn.

Countless spectators took out their mobile phones to take pictures.

At this moment, there was no noise or the sound of children playing.

Everyone was watching the wedding scene with rapt attention.

"The auspicious time has come, and I would like to invite my new husband-in-law and bride to the wedding hall."

Accompanied by Fang Yuan's shout.

The bride and groom walked together slowly.

“The dragon rises up in Kyushu and brings auspiciousness, and the phoenix dances with the clouds in splendor.

"I present you with flowers like brocade, and I wish you good luck and good dreams."

“May I be like a star, like the moon, and may my light shine brightly every night.

"Our mutual kindness is as deep as the ocean, and we share joys and sorrows and are closely dependent on each other."

"Husband and wife have been drinking together for thousands of years, just to continue their relationship in this life."

"The marriage of a lifetime is decided today, and we will grow old together hand in hand!"

The words just fell.

The bride and groom just walked to the wedding hall.

Facing the guests from all directions, everyone bowed in each direction.

The matchmaker brought a kettle and basin for the bride to wash her hands.

"This step is called Womu, which comes from Zhou Li!

After a brief explanation, Fang Yuan spoke again.

"Now we have a new son-in-law, Mrs. Cai, and a new wife, Mrs. Yang."

"Wear Hanfu and perform Zhou rituals."

"Put your crown on your forehead, wear colorful clothes, respect etiquette and ethics, and uphold the legacy of your ancestors."

"The wedding ceremony is completed, and the ancestors' family affairs are respected."

"Thank you again for the beauty of my vast Chinese uniforms, and feel my vast Chinese etiquette and music."

After the bride washes her hands, she and the groom go to the table and kneel on both sides.

The matchmaker and staff next to them gave each of them a piece of meat.

"This step is called being in the same prison."

"It means that the bride and groom eat a portion of meat together."

"Indicates the beginning of a life together."

After eating the meat, they handed half a gourd to the bride and groom.

He held a red rope at both ends, filled with wine, and drank it all in one gulp.

"This step is called the Heyin ceremony."

"To put it simply, it means sharing a glass of wine."

"It's a gourd. Cut a gourd into two gourds."

"Each bride and groom take one to drink."

After drinking, the matchmaker will take back both sides.

Then close them and wrap them with red rope.

Finally, the matchmaker and the staff each removed a piece of hair from the bride and groom's heads.

Then tie it into a knot and put it in the red bag. The hair knot is completed.

At this point, all the processes are over.

Fang Yuan's heart was racing, he took a deep breath and spoke loudly.

"Now, all the rituals have been completed, and the marriage has been concluded."

"Of course, between heaven and earth, faith and history are the same.

"Now, all relatives and friends bear witness."

"The newlyweds pledge their oath to heaven and earth for life."

"please!"

"Marriage certificate!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Yuan, the bride and groom all clasped their fists and bowed.

The staff came up from the table carrying plates.

Then he slowly opened the book on the plate among the newlyweds.

He handed over a writing brush and motioned the two of them to write their names on it.

Fang Yuan stood aside and spoke again without resting.

"Two surnames get married and a contract is signed in one trip."

“A good relationship will last forever, and the two will share the same name.

"Look at the peach blossoms blooming today, it's a beautiful place for the world and the home.

"The melons and melons of his servant are endless, and the years of his life are prosperous and blazing."

"I would like to make this promise and write to Hong Jian."

"The alliance of the red leaves of the good generals contains the wisdom genealogy!"

After the bride and groom finished signing, they picked up the marriage certificate together and looked at all the guests.

"I would like you to give this certificate a high-five and notarize it!"

All of a sudden!

The scene was filled with endless applause.

At this point, the bride officially became husband and wife in the presence of relatives, friends and guests.

When netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene, no one could remain moved.

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[Chinese-style weddings are so romantic. They are so much higher than Western-style weddings. I have decided that when I get divorced next time, I will definitely try Chinese-style weddings. 】

[This is not about getting married, it feels like getting married. In the past, this kind of etiquette required a lady, a perfect body, three letters and six betrothals, and a good matchmaker to marry, in order to be matched with a phoenix crown, a garland, and red makeup in the field... Now...

[I just want to know how much it will cost to hold this wedding. Can anyone tell me a number so that I can give up. 】

[It’s not that Chinese people worship foreigners. To be honest, I also like Chinese-style weddings, but the problem is that I can’t afford them. Relatively speaking, Western-style weddings are much cheaper and don’t have so many know-hows12. There should be few women who can refuse such a wedding. 】

After the marriage contract is signed, there is a glass of wine and worship of the parents.

As time went by, it took more than half an hour to complete the wedding ceremony.

The moment Fang Yuan stepped off the stage, countless applause broke out.

Shocking!

It’s so shocking!

Many people wanted to come over for a meal and just go through the motions.

But today’s wedding had an indelible impact on everyone present.

There were even young couples who had just been married and had a fight on the spot, insisting that this should happen again.

After Fang Yuan steps down, the bride and groom also start to toast the guests.

The groom's parents were the first to express their gratitude with wine glasses.

I thought that something unexpected happened today and the wedding might turn into a joke.

Unexpectedly, Fang Yuan not only gave them face, but also saved their dignity.

If there is a noble person between both parties in today's wedding, it must be Fang Yuan.

No, the bride and groom originally had to toast their parents first.

But the parents are all here in Fang Yuan, and they all come here to toast tacitly.

For a time, Fang Yuan became the focus of the scene.

Look at the happy smiles of the bride and groom.

Fang Yuan unconsciously recalled the scene of catching drug dealers at the foot of the mountain in the afternoon.

He understands that such a couple has surpassed so many people.

Xiaopang is just a passerby after all.

I believe that Xiaopang who is watching the live broadcast at this moment should also understand this.

at this time.

The bridesmaids suggested in a quirky way: "Handsome man, the bride and groom will be the first to come to toast you, it's enough to give you face!"

"Should you express your gratitude~~"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment, and replied with a wry smile: "What does it mean? Didn't I give a red envelope?"

"Ahem~~"

"How about you go on stage and perform a show!"

As soon as these words came out, they instantly received support from everyone.

Everyone around him started cheering.

"Yes, yes! Come on stage and perform a show!"

"It's okay to just sing a song if you can't."

Fang Yuan looked at the expectant eyes of the bride and groom and couldn't stop thinking.

It would be too disrespectful to refuse directly.

Let him perform on stage...

have no choice!!

Fang Yuan could only sigh helplessly: "Okay...but I need accompaniment..."

Hearing that Fang Yuan agreed to perform the show.

The bridesmaids almost jumped with excitement.

The groom hurriedly patted his chest and said, "What accompaniment do you want? I'll help you find it!"

"Uh..." Fang Yuan thought for a moment and asked: "Help me search for the accompaniment of the song "Guest"."

"Guest?"

The groom was stunned for a moment and recalled carefully, but he seemed to have never heard of it.

But I still took out my phone and searched.

result……

Searched for several minutes.

No!!

Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment: "No? How is that possible?"

Others also helped with the search, but couldn't find it.

There was no other way, so Fang Yuan had to ask them to search "For You".

But the result is still...still nothing.

Later, I searched several more in succession.

Fang Yuan was stunned!!

None.

In other words... I can sing without accompaniment.

And you can’t sing the songs of this world?

Damn it!!

Isn't this too embarrassing?

Just when he was having a headache, he accidentally saw a piano next to the stage.

Suddenly a lightbulb flashed.

Isn't the song "Guest" just played with piano accompaniment?

If you write down the score yourself and let a professional play it, you should be able to do it!!

The reason why he chose this song.

Mainly because of being chubby.

Maybe this song can help him feel relieved.

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan looked at the groom and asked: "Do you have anyone who can play the piano and can play it immediately after seeing the music score?"

"Ah?" The groom was stunned for a moment: "Here... I'll ask the hotel if there is..."

After saying that, he was going to ask the waiter.

As a result, I haven't even had time to take two steps.

Suddenly, a weak voice came from the side: "How about... I'll do it..."

After hearing this, everyone looked over.

It was Xia Qing who opened the mouth.

The bridesmaids immediately thought of

What, he said in surprise: "Yes, I almost forgot that you are a level 10 piano player.

"Tsk tsk~~Is this a coincidence?"

Xia Qing smiled awkwardly and looked directly at Fang Yuan.

"good!"

"wait a moment!"

Fang Yuan walked to the side of the stage and asked for a pen and paper from the staff.

Draw piano sheet music on the spot.

A few minutes later, Xia Qing got the moment.

His face was full of doubts.

He asked in confusion: "What kind of song is this? I seem to have never heard it before..."

Fang Yuan waved his hand indifferently: "I wrote it myself..."

It's really shocking.

Fang Yuan's unintentional words sounded like a cauldron exploding in everyone's ears.

Good guy, even if you are a good ventriloquist, you also know how to emcee.

Now you tell me you can also write songs?

Still human?

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[I don’t believe it! He must be bragging. How can anyone write a song in a few minutes? This is no longer a genius, he is simply a god. I seriously doubt this guy

Do you want to sing? Otherwise, why would you deliberately ask about songs that are not available before? 】

[If I put it before, I definitely wouldn’t believe it, but now, it’s hard to say, this guy is poisonous, and he doesn’t play according to common sense at all. I even wonder if he has activated the system.

[Start the system? This is outrageous. How can this be said? You must have read too many novels. There are still many geniuses in this world, and there are many people who are better than him. Be patient.

Just watch, I don’t think Fang Yuan is that kind of idiot. Since he dares to go on stage, he must be confident. 】

[As a musician, I kind of want to laugh when I see it. Either he wrote this song in advance, or he just wrote it blindly. I feel like he's a little arrogant and wants to express himself too much

Now, if I have to sing what I wrote, can I just find someone to sing? 】

Everyone 630 couldn't understand why Fang Yuan chose to write his own songs.

But who knows, he really has no choice but to sing.

It is even more impossible to learn on the fly now.

Xia Qing looked at the music score in his hand with a shocked face, then looked at Fang Yuan, and couldn't help but swallow.

She has been learning piano since she was a child, and she can play any piece of music as soon as she gets it.

You can get a rough idea just by looking at it.

Although the music score on the paper in front of me is a little crooked.

But Xia Qing could tell at a glance that it was not written casually.

This made her curious about what song Fang Yuan was going to sing.

But now is not the time to be curious.

Fang Yuan's voice interrupted her thoughts: "Can you play?"

Xia Qing nodded: "Should...ok!"

"Okay! Let's go on stage!!"

The two walked to the stage together.

When the host saw this, he immediately helped to warm up the show.

The atmosphere at the scene became lively instantly.

Many guests even stood up to see what was going on.

Fang Yuan walked onto the stage and looked at the microphone handed over by the host.

Xia Qing sat next to the piano and nodded.

Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "Now, I will sing a song for everyone and give it to a friend of mine."

As soon as these words came out, the audience burst into applause.

The scene of Fang Yuan presiding over the ceremony is still vivid in my mind.

As soon as he came on the stage, he naturally attracted everyone's attention.

There were even many special police officers whistling and booing at the stage.

The atmosphere at the scene suddenly exploded.

The host looked at this scene with a wry smile on his face.

I work very hard on the stage to enliven the atmosphere, but the result is not as good as someone else saying a word on stage.

After the applause ends.

The scene suddenly became quiet.

Accompanied by a beautiful piano sound.

Everyone invariably calmed down and listened to the song carefully.

The originally noisy scene was as quiet as a music party.

Only some ignorant children were left, playing and making trouble.

Almost everyone's eyes are on the stage.

Ten seconds later, the piano prelude ended.

Under the spotlight, Fang Yuan spoke slowly.

————A few winters after the breakup.

What day of the week is it.

I think of you occasionally.

— A sudden text message from you.

— caught me off guard.

—Standing in place stunned.

——When everyone is happy for you.

But I just woke up stupidly.

—It turns out that someone has already ordered a wedding dress for you.

——Thank you for the special invitation.

Come and witness your love.

I always remind myself, don't run away.

- Approaching step by step with the wedding invitation in hand.

—He carefully arranged the venue.

-Unfortunately, this is your landscape.

——And I am just a guest.

I let go of all memories.

—Come to fulfill your love.

—but still don’t want to believe that this is fate.

——I haven’t seen you for a long time and I feel a little alienated.

A handshake and pleasantries were so polite.

- Why bother in front of him?

——Hide that you existed in my world.

As soon as I finished singing the first part, the scene went crazy!