Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
47. Do You Want To Step On The Accelerator? No Need For Me To Push It For You!
Fang Yuan calmed down, smiled and nodded.
You are here, why do you care?
I turned off the camera before going upstairs, and the netizens in the live broadcast room screamed in anger.
But he did not linger this night.
After all, I haven't drunk anything today, so my mind is still clear.
The two just had a simple chat, which relieved the embarrassment and opened their hearts.
By the time Fang Yuan returned to the hotel, it was already past 1 o'clock at night.
After a tiring day, he fell into bed and fell asleep, sleeping like a dead pig.
But this night, the impact he brought was enough to shock the entire Internet.
Whether it's an incident in the exam room in the morning or a deaf-mute person in the afternoon.
All fully demonstrate the evil of human nature.
The appearance of the little boy made countless netizens cry.
Xihai City police investigated the case of deaf-mute people.
A group of criminal gangs that organized prostitution, trafficked disabled people and coaxed people into prostitution were immediately captured.
Under the guise of a media company, they do a lot of evil in private.
Fraud, abduction, rape, etc., all kinds of evil are committed.
If you encounter someone who is ignorant, you will lie to them.
If you encounter someone who doesn't want to, just use violence directly.
Tame her like an animal and even restrict her personal freedom.
Not surprisingly, what awaits them is severe punishment from the law.
In addition to these people, Xihai City's sign language has been picked up in one fell swoop.
Everyone was arrested at the police station for investigation.
It’s time for them to settle their accounts of extorting deaf-mute people over the years.
This doesn't mean I don't know, just do the math.
Everyone in the police station was moved.
Most deaf-mute people don't have jobs, and even if they do, they work like illegal jobs.
Only a very small number of people can get the same salary as normal people.
Their lives are already difficult.
He also had to face pressure from sign language teachers, but he had to bow his head.
In their eyes, the status of sign language teachers is even greater than that of the police.
This sad phenomenon has touched countless netizens.
For a while, the topic of caring for the deaf-mute became a hot search topic.
People from all walks of life have extended a helping hand to give them a little more warmth and a little more help.
As for the little boy's deeds, let alone that.
Someone took the lead in setting up a Love Alliance Foundation that night in the live broadcast room.
Under the call of authority figures.
Countless netizens showed their love.
In just one night, more than 2 million yuan was raised.
In their words, this money is regarded as compensation for the child's parents who were involved in a car accident.
Behind these major events, Fang Yuan's shadow is always inseparable.
As things continued to ferment, Fang Yuan was also pushed to the forefront.
Countless netizens rushed to the live broadcast room.
Early the next morning, the program building was in flames.
"Manager, the popularity of contestant No. 66 has exceeded 300,000!"
"Manager, No. 66 is already ranked first!"
"...."
In the office, the manager's eyelids jumped as he looked at the people in Fang Yuan's live broadcast room.
Good guy, 300,000 in three days!
This is equivalent to an increase of 100,000 per day.
Oh My God!
In today's live broadcast industry, only one person can achieve tens of millions of live broadcast popularity.
It can be called top-notch!
But he is better, triple it!
It only took three days to fuck a super internet celebrity who had been famous for a long time.
This is too scary.
Fang Yuan naturally didn't know about this.
At this time, he was still sleeping soundly.
I slept until ten o'clock in the morning before getting up in a daze.
After looking at the phone, Chen Lin and Le Yao had sent messages early to inquire.
Fatty didn't come today, so Fang Yuan had to wash up and ask if anyone in the group came to practice driving.
Finally, I found one.
After eating breakfast, Fang Yuan drove to the community to pick someone up.
It's just that the new guy learned where they were going to practice driving today.
Directly express your past.
Fang Yuan didn't think much about it. After picking up the two girls, he headed to the driving practice location.
Today’s location has a better view.
A tributary of a large river.
The river embankments on both sides are lush and green, covered with calf-long grass.
It looks like you are on the prairie.
Especially when the wind blows gently and you smell the fresh grass in the air, you feel like you are being embraced throughout the season.
Fang Yuan looked at the road for driving practice and the embankment above the bank.
It's not too wide, but the advantage is that there are no cars on the road.
The birch trees on both sides of the bank stretch as far as the eye can see.
at this time.
Fang Yuan saw an electric tricycle driving towards them in front.
Then a young man with dark skin came down.
He quickly ran over to say hello with a smile: "Hello, coach!"
Fang Yuan looked at his smile, and his teeth looked very white.
This would have been impossible had it not been for speaking fluent Chinese.
One might even suspect that this guy is African.
"Um!!"
After a simple response.
The young man said hello to the two girls behind him.
It can be seen that his personality is relatively outgoing.
Fang Yuan got out of the car and looked at his electric tricycle in confusion.
An awning was added at the back.
Take a closer look.
I was immediately stunned.
It is filled with various fishing rods, baits, and all fishing tools.
There are even many hanging on the awning.
"Let me go, is this car of yours specially used for fishing?"
The young man smiled and showed his big white teeth: "Coach, I'm just going to go fishing here today, and I'll go out to shoot two shots after practicing driving."
Fang Yuan looked curiously at the fishing gear and supplies in the car.
It can be said that everything is available.
A man specially bought a tricycle to put fishing gear, which shows his love for fishing.
This made Fang Yuan couldn't help but sigh: "A professional killer!"
"The killer in the fishing world, fully equipped!"
When the young man heard the words "professional killer", a happy smile appeared on his face.
"Coach, you praise me too much. I'm just a fisherman, not a professional killer."
"No, no, no!" Fang Yuan shook his head: "This car of yours is not used to carry things, but is used exclusively for fishing. To make it like this, isn't this a professional killer?"
When the young man heard these words, he felt like his whole body was about to float.
Hehehe laughed.
But the next second, Fang Yuan saw a portable fish guard on the car.
He frowned, picked it up and looked at it.
"Why are you, the fish protector, so small?"
"Look...it's so small...how can you pretend to be a fish?"
"Ah?" The young man looked stunned and was about to explain.
Fang Yuan interrupted directly and sighed: "A professional killer!"
“You can’t come back without a hundred pounds of fish once you go out.
"A professional killer should behave like a professional killer!"
"How can the fishing box be so small!"
"As a fishing professional, all the equipment is placed in the car, and this car is specially used for fishing.
"Look at this fish guard of yours, how can you use it to hold fish?"
"Huh?" The smile at the corner of the young man's mouth gradually disappeared.
Just these few words seemed to have been hit countless times.
When the fishermen in the live broadcast room saw this scene, they all laughed.
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[Student: Coach, if you want to scold me, please say so, but please don’t insult me!]
[Student: Can you beat me up and make me walk? This is even more uncomfortable than the Air Force. I thought I was praising me, but it turned out to be a murderous act!】
[Stop talking! I told you to stop talking! Can you give me some face? Isn’t the angler shameless? It’s enough to be a nesting fairy every day, but now you’re still being trolled for watching a live broadcast
Don’t take it so personally!]
[Brother, stop talking. Isn’t it okay if I don’t take the driver’s license test? Why do the words "professional killer" sound so ironic, especially when paired with that fish guard?
Isn't the legendary master of protection wet? 】
The young man looked at Fang Yuan and replied with a wry smile: "Coach, if I make you unhappy in any way, you should just scold me a few times.
"No...no, no, no, why am I scolding you?"
Fang Yuan replaced the fish guard and separated the joint.
Seeing this expression in the young man's eyes, he almost collapsed.
"Okay, the professional killer will wait for me in the car and practice driving immediately."
"Oh, alright!"
Fang Yuan specially walked to the side of the road and looked at the embankment below.
The endless flow of the river and the endless grassland made his mood extremely smooth.
Phew~~
After taking a few deep breaths.
I feel like my mood for teaching driving will be much better today.
However, I just turned around and was about to get back to the car to teach driving.
My blood pressure almost skyrocketed.
Fang Yuan came to the trunk of the car with a confused look on his face.
Looking at the young man squatting in the car, he asked blankly: "What are you doing?"
"Ah?" The young man was stunned for a moment: "Coach, didn't you tell me to wait for you in the car?"
Damn it!!
I'm crazy!!
Fang Yuan suddenly felt a tightness in his chest, and blood flowed back to his head.
He shouted angrily on the spot: "I told you to wait for me in the car, but who asked you to climb up in the car?"
"Go down!!"
"Oh!" The young man opened the passenger door with an aggrieved look and sat on it.
This move immediately stunned the two girls behind (cbed).
I instinctively wanted to remind him when I saw Fang Yuan's angry expression.
They all shrank their necks and did not dare to speak.
Fang Yuan covered his head and gritted his teeth.
He strode to the passenger side, opened the door, and shouted: "Hello, coach!"
"Ah?" The young man was completely confused.
"Coach? Coach, stop kidding me... You are the coach!"
The next second, a roar echoed across the river bank: "You know I'm the coach, why don't you crawl over!!"
The young man's face froze, and he was so embarrassed that he could see that his skin was a little red.
He quickly climbed into the driver's seat and put on his seat belt.
Fang Yuan took several deep breaths in succession, calmed down his emotions, and sat down.
He slowly said: "I see you have practiced for more than ten days before, so you don't need my teaching, right?"
The young man quickly replied: "No, no, I'll just get used to it."
"DE!"
Watching the young man release the handbrake and lift the clutch, the start was still stable.
The car drove forward slowly, Fang Yuan turned his head and said nothing.
But after driving for a while, the car's speed remained at a crawling speed of more than ten yards.
Fang Yuan was really about to collapse.
Instinctively, I wanted to remind him to step on the accelerator and drive faster.
But after thinking about it, I might as well forget it. It’s not worthwhile to see out of sight and make myself angry to death.
The young man also seemed to realize that he was a bit slow.
He asked blankly: "Coach...should I apply a little more accelerator?"
"Ha~~" Fang Yuan sneered: "No need...I'll go down and push it for you!"
When he heard the word "no", the young man was about to nod, but was stunned before he could.
"You know
The tortoise and the hare raced, how did the hare lose?"
The young man replied blankly: "You lose by underestimating the enemy?"
Fang Yuan shook his head: "What a stupid loser! He can obviously step on the accelerator to accelerate, but he chooses to crawl like a tortoise!!"
Phew~~
The two girls behind burst out laughing in unison.
The young man's expression froze and he quickly stepped on the accelerator.
As a result, the intensity of this kick was not controlled well, and the speed quickly reached 40 yards, then 50, 60!
Seeing that it was about to go up, Fang Yuan was stunned.
Watching the tachometer rotating crazily, my right hand silently grasped the armrest.
Pointing to the southwest with his left hand: "Keep going straight, turn ahead and go to the repair shop."
"Huh?" It was the first time for the young man to drive so fast, and he was extremely nervous.
He asked uncertainly: "Why go to the car repair shop?"
Fang Yuan replied calmly: "Go install a propeller, we are ready to take off!"
"ah!!"
The young man shivered with fright and quickly released the accelerator.
Netizens in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.
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[No, what I admire most now is not his ability, but his eloquence. This guy can always say something surprising and unexpected. He went to the repair shop to install nut and was ready to take off. I laughed so hard!]
[I wonder if this guy regretted coming to practice driving today. Although the coach didn't scold him the whole time, who can stand this weirdness? If it were me, I would rush up and beat him up.]
[Sooner or later, I will die of laughter in this live broadcast room. He asked him to wait in the car, and he really waited in the car. You can tell whether he did it or not? I thought it was only possible to see it online, but it happens every day in this live broadcast room.]
[So, I don't understand why Fang Yuan has so many black fans. He brings us so much joy every day and can help the police catch people. He is a positive energy person. Is it so difficult to admit that others are better than you?]
After this wave just now, the guy gradually found the feeling of driving. The speed of the car was always controlled at about 30 to 40 yards. Looking at the scenery outside the window, Fang Yuan's mood improved again.
But when it was the turn of the two girls to practice driving.
Blood pressure inevitably rose again.
But the two girls seemed to be immune to Fang Yuan's weirdness.
No matter what Fang Yuan said, they could respond with a smile.
Driving skills soared.
After practicing for several rounds in a row, Fang Yuan felt a little urgent to pee.
There was not even a sheltered spot in this place, and there were two girls in the car.
Fortunately, the boy had no problem driving two laps before.
Fang Yuan directly asked him to practice slowly by himself, walk down the levee, find a place to pee, and feel the prairie by the way.
The result...
He had just peed halfway.
Bang~~
Fang Yuan shivered in fear.
Turned his head to look in the direction of the sound.
His pupils suddenly shrank, and he even held back his fan.
He hurriedly ran over with his pants in his hands.
While running, he cursed: "Fuck! I just took a piss and you hit me?"
"I'm really convinced!"
Although he cursed, Fang Yuan ran over to see if the people in the car were injured.
Fortunately, the car was not going fast and only slightly hit the birch tree.
Only the boy's head came into close contact with the steering wheel, leaving a red mark.
Seeing the coach coming, he laughed guiltily.
Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly and didn't say anything.
He just shouted faintly: "Don't you know how to reverse?"
"Oh!" The boy put the car in reverse gear and slowly backed it up.
But because it was uphill and the soil was a little slippery, he couldn't go up.
Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and reminded: "Step on the accelerator!!"
"Oh, okay!!"
The boy stepped on the accelerator, and with a buzzing sound~~
The rear wheel turned quickly, bringing up a burst of smoke and mud.
Then it went backwards at a very fast speed.
Fang Yuan was stunned.
He shouted loudly: "Step on the brakes! Step on the brakes!!"
However, the young man was completely panicked at this moment, and he couldn't tell the difference between the brake and the accelerator.
He stepped on the accelerator as if it was a brake.
Boom~~
The car crossed the road and rushed directly to the grassland on the river bank.
In addition, it was downhill, and the speed in an instant even exceeded 60 yards!!
It rushed straight into the grassland and drove for more than 20 meters before it got stuck in the mud and didn't move.
Everyone looked at the turbulent river not far behind them, and they were scared and sweating.
Fang Yuan saw the car stopped and stopped running.
He bent down and kept panting.
It was too damn dangerous.
If they fell in, I'm afraid that everyone in the car would not survive today.
Thinking about it made me scared, and I didn't know whether the sweat on my forehead was hot or scared.
But at this moment.
Fang Yuan accidentally saw something moving in the rushing river in front of him.
A black shadow showed a head.
Take a closer look!!
It is indeed a head!!
A person is struggling hard on it.
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