Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

After thinking for a while, Fang Yuan suddenly said: "Honorable Sir, your arm is bleeding.

The Venerable turned his head and glanced at his arm, his face jumped.

But he still maintained a gentle smile and said: "It's okay... This little injury doesn't matter."

But Fang Yuan said with a troubled face: "Honorable Sir, don't you have magic power? Why did the needle used to treat the disease hurt you?"

The Venerable looked stunned for a moment, and his eyes changed slightly as he looked at Fang Yuan.

He would really be a fool if he couldn't tell that something was wrong.

But after all, in front of a group of believers, it was not easy for him to have a direct attack.

He could only explain patiently: "Doctors cannot heal themselves. Do you understand this?"

"Besides, if I use magic for anything, it would be blasphemy against God."

"Oh~~" Fang Yuan nodded thoughtfully: "It just so happens that I am also sick. I wonder if the venerable can help me treat it.

Hearing this, a proud smile appeared on the corner of His Holiness’s mouth: “God’s blessing can cure all diseases, including cancer.

"But... I'm afraid you can't cure my disease.'

"Impossible!" His Holiness replied confidently.

"Then I just said Ang?"

"Well! Just tell me!"

"Uh..." Fang Yuan smiled awkwardly: "Sir, can the residual disease be cured?"

"You~~" As soon as he finished speaking, the Venerable's eyes widened and he stared at Fang Yuan angrily.

After teasing himself over and over again, he finally couldn't bear it anymore.

The eyes of the believers in the audience also changed when they looked at Fang Yuan.

Fang Yuan shrugged: "Let me tell you, you can't cure my disease, and you still don't believe it!"

The Venerable replied angrily: "If you are just here to cause trouble today, this is not a wise decision."

"Also, who introduced these people?"

"Don't you know how to screen it first?"

Facing the anger of His Holiness, all the believers also became angry.

The atmosphere at the scene became tense at this moment.

Chen Lin and Le Yao hugged each other in fear and trembled.

The young man was a little better, but the fear in his eyes could not be concealed.

Fang Yuan looked at the battle and said he was not afraid, but that was a lie.

But he would rather flip the table than let him stab the baby with a needle.

Look at the believers who are getting closer.

Fang Yuan21 shouted loudly: "To tell you the truth, I had already called the police before I came.

"The police will be here in a few minutes at most!"

"Now is your last chance!"

"If you don't want to be caught, run away!"

After saying that, he took off the camera from his body and shook it in his hand.

"Don't think I'm being alarmist!"

"I live broadcast the whole scene just now."

"You know how much blood you people have on your hands!"

"I have tens of seconds!!"

"If you don't run, you won't have a chance to run away!!"

With Fang Yuan's voice echoing in the room.

Changes appeared on everyone's faces.

Some were frightened, some were angry, and some were stunned.

The next second, a young guy ran out.

"Damn it, I'm just here to sleep with women, we can't stay in this damn place."

With the first person escaping, many students' psychological defenses collapsed completely.

In an instant, several people joined the fleeing camp.

Wow~~

In just a short time, more than a dozen people ran away.

However, compared to the entire audience of believers, these dozen people were a drop in the bucket.

Fang Yuan was shocked to find that dozens of people remained indifferent and continued to approach him like zombies.

The Venerable was sitting on the ground, with a wicked smile on his lips, and the irony in his eyes could be felt through his glasses.

"crazy!"

Fang Yuan sneered.

Spirituality is really terrible!

What I just said was clear enough.

These people knew they were going to be arrested, but they didn't care.

It seems that in their eyes, nothing is more important than His Holiness.

Chen Lin and others saw it in their eyes and were anxious in their hearts.

But they have no fighting power at all, so it would be nice if they don't come up to hold them back.

Fang Yuan was forced back by them, and his brain was spinning wildly, looking for opportunities to save himself.

These people are as if they have no brains and are not afraid at all.

Thinking of this, Fang Yuan's expression condensed.

He turned around and glanced at the Venerable sitting on the ground.

yes!

These people are not afraid because they have been brainwashed.

But the Lord is different, his purpose is to make money!!

He is probably more afraid of death than anyone else.

Fang Yuan immediately grasped at straws.

He rushed directly to the Venerable's side and kicked his arm.

Immediately afterwards, a shrill scream echoed throughout the audience.

"Ah!!! My arm!!"

The needle that was originally just stuck in the periphery was kicked directly into the bone.

He lay on the ground in pain and grinned.

Fang Yuan immediately rushed forward, stepped on the Venerable's head and shouted, "Look! This is the God in your eyes!"

"God is now being trampled under my feet. He is like a pitiful weak chicken."

"Come on! I want to see how the so-called venerable can ask gods to come up and punish me."

"leaf!"

"r!"

Seeing the miserable state of His Holiness, everyone was furious, but they all stopped and did not dare to take another step forward.

They all yelled and cursed: "You have blasphemed God and you will definitely be punished!"

"How can you insult Your Majesty? You will be beaten to ashes by God."

Fang Yuan sneered and continued counting: "Eight!"

"t!!"

As the numbers decrease little by little.

The atmosphere at the scene became more and more solemn.

When Fang Yuan shouted the last number.

"-!!"

The next second, I couldn't help laughing loudly: "Are you stupid? Where is God?"

"Your Holiness is like a dog now!!"

"If I step on him like this, what can he do to me?"

As he spoke, he rubbed his face with his foot: "I gave you a chance but you didn't use it!"

"You are just a talker, I thought you were so awesome!"

Netizens in the live broadcast room were all shocked when they saw Fang Yuan's arrogant appearance.

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[Holy shit! Is this still the coach I know? He is obviously a gangster. He has been so tired of restraint these days. Now he finally unleashes his natural 711

[No, I just want to know, is it illegal for him to hit someone like this? The kick hurts. If you turn around and sue him, what will the court do? 】

·【It’s a stupid sentence, whether that guy can get out of prison is a question. Besides, have you ever heard of running for danger? With so many believers rushing up to him, is there anything wrong with him running for safety? Let alone beating someone, as long as he doesn’t beat him to death, there’s nothing wrong with him. 】

【It’s cool!! I’ve been feeling aggrieved until now, but I’m finally happy. But now I find that spiritual cultivation is really scary. Fang Yuan said so. These people still don't run away. They really want to open their bodies and see what's inside. 】

The situation at the scene reversed instantly.

The Venerable was lying on the ground, unable to move one arm and unable to resist at all.

Fang Yuan looked at everyone with burning eyes, without the slightest fear.

Adrenaline had already poured into his body and taken over his body.

The believers were afraid to act rashly when they saw that the Venerable was under control.

The scene was so deadlocked.

at this time.

There were waves of sirens outside the door~~

Diwu~~Diwu~~Diwu~~

Immediately afterwards, a large number of police officers swarmed in.

In just a few dozen seconds, dozens of people rushed in, all pointing guns at the believers and shouting: "Don't move, put your head in your hands!"

However, faced with the threats of police and guns, the believers seemed not to hear them.

His eyes didn't change at all, he just stood there motionless, as if he had already ignored life and death.

It is difficult to imagine if His Holiness asked them to die.

They probably went without hesitation.

As for money, body, etc., don’t you just give them if you want them?

Team Wang hurried to the scene and couldn't help but take a breath when he saw the scene in front of him.

He quickly asked: "Fang Yuan, are you okay?"

Fang Yuan took back his right foot and smiled lightly: "If I can do anything, I'll leave it to you."

Team Wang sternly rebuked: "How can you act without permission?"

"If someone hadn't called the police, I wouldn't have known you came to a place like this. It's too dangerous."

"If something happens to you, I can't explain it to Director Yang!"

Fang Yuan felt warm in his heart when he heard the scolding voice.

He smiled and replied: "I can't help it. I wasn't sure at the time that this was their den. If I told you that these people were pretending to sing here, would you be able to do anything about them?"

As soon as these words came out, Captain Wang's expression froze and he was speechless.

He smiled bitterly and said: "That can't be such a risk..."

"Hey...next time, no matter what, say hello in advance so that I can pick you up.

"Okay!" Fang Yuan nodded: "I don't have anything to do here, so I'll leave first, right?"

"Wait a minute!"

Captain Wang suddenly took out an envelope from his pocket and handed it over: "I know you don't have time to go to the police station, and you were just about to come over, so I brought you the money.

"In addition, since you helped the police crack down on the spiritual organization, reporters will definitely want to interview you. I wonder if you are free."

Fang Yuan smiled and shrugged: "You can pull him down, I won't go."

After saying that, he waved directly to Chen Lin and others, indicating that they should go back.

Team Wang smiled helplessly, then looked at the handcuffed Venerable, and couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth.

The police can't do anything about these spiritual practices. They can't find them, and I can't.

Unexpectedly, I fell into the hands of Fang Yuan today.

This is really whoever messes with him will be unlucky.

Fang Yuan drove the three students back to the place where they practiced driving.

The young man got out of the car and took back his electric three-wheeler, ready to go fishing.

Before leaving, Fang Yuan repeatedly warned him to change his fish guard to a larger one.

Otherwise, it would not be consistent with his identity as a killer.

I almost broke my guard with this young man, and I didn't want to stay any longer, so I ran away quickly.

Then he sent Chen Lin and Le Yao back to the community, and went back to the driving school to find a place to eat.

At around 2 o'clock in the afternoon, all four students from yesterday arrived.

It's still the same as before, the students drive to the place where they practiced yesterday.

On the way, the male student suddenly said: "Oh, by the way, coach, I feel like I'm almost done."

"I have already made an appointment for the exam online."

"Can I apply for a mock exam tomorrow?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan nodded happily and said with a smile: "Okay, please relax during the exam!"

"Ah?" The male student who was driving looked stunned.

He replied blankly: "Coach, what did you say?"

“What kind of vegetables should be added with green onions?”

Phew~~

The small one at the back

The other guy couldn't hold back his laughter and burst out laughing.

"Man, you are really hungry!"

"Is this all wrong?"

The male student curled his lips: "Didn't you use your seat belt as a quail egg yesterday?"

Upon hearing this, the young man's face froze and he was too embarrassed to say a word.

Fang Yuan looked at the two people talking and wanted to cry and laugh at the same time.

He realized helplessly and covered his head: "I said, you should relax during the exam. Do you understand me now?"

"Oh! Got it, coach."

After a pause, the male student asked again: "Oh, by the way, coach, I have a question that I haven't understood yet.

"Huh? You say."

"That's it...isn't it a rule to shake your head when passing by in subject three?"

"Huh?" Fang Yuan responded blankly: "Yeah, what next."

The male student said with a sad face: "I still don't understand whose head to shake?"

Fang Yuan was stunned.

Full of shock!

I thought he was asking a serious question.

Whose head is shaking when a sentence comes out of nowhere?

Good guy!!

He was so angry that he immediately replied: "During the exam, there were only you and the safety officer in the car. Whose head do you want to shake?"

"Oh!" The male student thought thoughtfully: "Shake the safety officer's head?"

"This...will he be angry?"

Fang Yuan held his head in his hands, with a painful look on his face, took a deep breath and said slowly: "I won't be angry.

"Safety officers have received professional training, unless they can't help it!"

"The most I can do is beat you half to death."

Phew~~

The three people behind 860 couldn't stand it any longer, and they all burst out laughing.

The young man laughed unbridled and loudly: "No, buddy...you are about to take the exam, and you can still ask who is shaking your head. You have been practicing driving for so many days and you still haven't figured it out."

When the male student heard this, his face turned red.

He could only keep smiling to hide his embarrassment.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also laughed at by him.

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[Safety Officer:???Who the hell am I messing with? Just get your driver's license and shake my head at the intersection. 】

·【I can tell you from the person in charge that the safety officer will not be angry, but he will step on the brakes secretly!】

·【Our examiner here, if he doesn’t shake his head when he crosses the road, he will directly hit the brakes, and if he steps down, he will fail. It’s really not a joke. 】

[After getting the certificate, I loved watching this. I thought he was Fang Yuan, one of the most stable people in the group. I didn’t expect him to be able to ask such mentally retarded questions, and even be able to solve the problem.

Siong is like a green onion, what on earth is he thinking about writing in his mind. 】

After what happened just now, the confidence of the male students was severely damaged.

But fortunately, there were no surprises in the rest of the journey.

He didn't dare to speak anymore.

I'm afraid that what I said is wrong, and I will feel bad about being chosen by Fang.

After arriving at the driving practice venue, none of the three people behind refused to get off the car.

You push me, I push you.

In the end, the young man was brought to the front.

Thinking back to yesterday's experience and the embarrassment of the male student just now.

The young man gave Fang Yuan a kind smile as soon as he got in the car.

"Coach...if I do something wrong, please scold me directly! I can bear it! Don't be weird."

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "How about that? The coach can't curse, so hurry up!"

"oh oh!!"

The young man fastened his seat belt quickly, turned on the ignition and lifted the clutch.

The car gradually began to shake.

But he found that although the car started, it remained motionless.

This confused him. He looked at the dashboard with a puzzled face and asked blankly: "Coach? Is the car out of gas?"

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and said slowly: "I think you should be given a Japanese name."

"Ah?" The young man's face froze, and he had a vague foreboding.

"How about I name you Panasonic Handbrake?"

Phew~~

The male student couldn't help laughing and burst out: "Coach, this is a good name!"

Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "You're not much better, I'll give you a name of Da Zuo Zhuan Xiang Deng.

"Hahaha~~" Lin Xi couldn't help it anymore and laughed hard.

Immediately afterwards, Fang Yuan's faint voice came: "You also have a share, I will call you Caixia Lihe!"

Now, everyone in the car was stunned.

Only the honest man shrank back, moved his butt, and said with a smile: "Coach... I shouldn't have, right?"

"You? Have you forgotten about breaking up the stalls yesterday?"

"You should be called Yae Shenzi! My gear handle is your exclusive weapon!".