Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
53. Coach... Can We Take Off?
"Why? Just say it after eating three, and we won't blame you. You actually..."
"You make us feel so embarrassed, why do you do this!!"
Facing doubts from friends.
The female anchor's eyes were dull and she didn't say a word.
He stumbled and fell to the ground on the spot. Three souls and seven souls were lost.
Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "Why else, of course it's the so-called Liubei.
"I can only say that your best friends are so good that they include you.
"You don't really think she was just greedy and deliberately ate three of them, right?"
As soon as these words came out~, the scene was filled with boos.
The truth is revealed!
After a long time, it turned out to be a farce directed and performed by the female anchor.
The purpose is just to increase his popularity and earn gifts.
Use the sympathy of netizens to smear the boss.
Everyone looked at the female anchor.
There was disgust in his eyes.
A person can be so shameless just for the sake of fire.
It simply ruins the outlook on life.
Fans in the live broadcast room were also shocked.
I didn't expect that the goddess who had been supporting him for a long time would be this kind of person.
All of a sudden, there was an endless stream of abuse in the comment area.
Many people who bought gifts before shouted for refunds, just like feeding the dogs.
Now that things have happened, what else can she say?
Any performance seems ridiculous in the face of the facts.
After the old man came to his senses, he shouted angrily on the spot: "Irresistible! Irresistible! I am so old that I almost fell into your hands today."
"This is really what saved the civilized society of the new era. If it had been when we were young, I would be able to come out with a knife to settle the score with you now!"
The young man also screamed excitedly: "Let me tell you! My dad must have spared no effort! Damn it! If you come to my house to trick people, you must call the police!!"
After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and dialed the police number.
The onlookers just watched indifferently, and no one spoke for the female anchor.
Even her two best friends.
Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head: "Forget it, there's not much point in calling the police."
"Although she is very hateful, she did not blackmail you. At most, she has moral issues, and she was released after being educated by Dou Cha."
"Besides, she has already been punished!"
"I believe the netizens in her live broadcast room have sharp eyes. If such a person can still let her live broadcast, it really makes no sense.'
Hearing this, the young man took back his phone and nodded.
"Coach..Thank you so much for today!"
After the old man came to his senses, he smiled gratefully and said, "Thank you so much. Today's meal is completely white.
After saying that, he slapped the young man on the head.
"You little bastard, you should invite more people like the coach to dinner. Don't bring those who will only take advantage of you in the future!"
"Oh!!" The young man nodded aggrievedly.
Amidst bursts of laughter from everyone.
The three women ran away in despair.
Fang Yuan had to teach students in the evening, and left after a brief chat.
Netizens in the live broadcast room witnessed the whole show and praised it as wonderful.
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[This is the re-employment of forensic doctors. It seems that studying forensic medicine can not only study corpse dismemberment cases but also animal bone-breaking cases, and the ending is very happy. I just checked and found out that the name of this female anchor is Xiao Keni. If you don’t click and report, if you don’t click and I don’t click, Hantai won’t see it!]
[This kind of thing is not rare anymore. Every time this kind of exposure happened in the past, it would bring huge traffic. Gradually, some people started to think wrongly. If you often walk by the river while making a drama, how can you not get your shoes wet? Sooner or later, you will be discovered. , completely finished. 】
[Do you still remember the summer homework for primary school students in London? At that time, a blogger also said that he picked up a summer homework and it became very popular on the Internet. In the end, it even became a TV series, which attracted a lot of traffic. What’s the result? It’s all a script! Now that it’s completely banned, I can only say that it deserves it!]
[For the sake of one's own interests, harm other people's interests. Fortunately, Fang Yuan stood up today, otherwise this store would definitely suffer. It can only be said that there is a destiny somewhere, please help me
I didn’t expect that I ate the rice right. 】
It was just after 8pm when we returned to the driving school.
I contacted several students and they all said they would be here soon.
Waited for another half hour or so.
Three people appeared in front of Fang Yuan at the same time.
Today Fang Yuan decided to take another person on the road.
The young woman and the female student were all so frightened that they shook their heads like rattles.
Fang Yuan comforted him helplessly: "You two are not novices anymore, and you have been studying for a while. I took the exam after studying for 5 days."
"Hold on, I don't dare to go on the road now when the coach is here, so what will you do when the exam comes?"
After hearing Fang Yuan's words, the two could only muster up the courage and nodded.
It was finally decided to let the female students drive over today and the young women to drive back.
As a result, she started to work hard as soon as she got in the car.
I have been adjusting this seat, but it is uncomfortable no matter how much I adjust it.
After adjusting it for several minutes, I was still tinkering.
Fang Yuan watched for a while and finally couldn't help but asked: "Don't adjust the backrest so far. Are you ready to sleep? It's not bedtime yet."
The female student smiled awkwardly: "My feet are too long. This posture is so uncomfortable. No matter how I adjust it, I can't adjust it right."
Hearing this, I was far speechless.
"Then you adjust the seat. Why do you adjust the backrest? It won't be useful even if you adjust it until tomorrow morning?"
"Ah..." The female student was stunned for a moment, and then realized that she had been doing useless work for a long time.
He quickly adjusted the seat back.
After feeling comfortable in the position, he breathed a sigh of relief: "Coach... can we take off?"
"Huh?" Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment: "What did you say? Take off?"
"Oh, sorry, I said it wrong!! Are you ready to go?"
Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and waved his hand: "Let's go, let's go!"
The car then slowly drove out of the driving school.
Because this is her first time on the road.
The whole person was extremely nervous.
The whole process was hectic.
Every time a car passed by, she was terrified, fearing that it would hit her.
Fang Yuan had no choice but to comfort her: "Don't be afraid. Just keep going straight and don't change lanes at will. Those cars won't hit you. They won't even have time to hide from you."
"Oh, I got it, coach." With Fang Yuan's reminder, the female student immediately calmed down and kept going straight.
only……
After driving for more than ten minutes, we had just passed two intersections.
The car kept crawling along the road at a speed of 20 yards.
At first, Fang Yuan was nervous about her going on the road and didn't dare to drive fast, so she didn't say anything.
But if you keep driving at a speed of 20 yards, it may be after 9 o'clock when you drive to the driving practice venue, so it's still a waste of time.
Just when he was about to remind him, the female student asked first: "Coach...why does the car behind me keep honking?"
Fang Yuan smiled and replied: "You are driving well, he is applauding you!"
The female student's face froze and she showed a strange expression: "Coach... don't make fun of me. I still know whether I am doing well or not."
"Yes!" Fang Yuan nodded slightly: "Have you had dinner?"
This sentence directly confused her.
He replied without knowing why: "Eat it!!"
"Then why are you driving like you haven't eaten? You're so weak that you step on the accelerator!"
"Are you waiting for me to go down and push you?"
The female student replied with a grimace: "It's too fast... I feel like it's a little too fast now."
"Is this fast?"
Fang Yuan pointed to the dashboard: "If this is faster, you should go back and ride an electric bike to avoid being scolded on the road in the future!"
"Hehe~~ Coach... Do you have to turn right at the intersection ahead?"
"Hmm! What should I do if I turn right?"
"Turn right, turn on the turn signal, look in the rearview mirror, and change lanes in advance, right!"
Fang Yuan nodded: "You don't have to wait until the intersection to turn on the turn signal. The direction is not for you, but for the cars behind you to let them know that you are going to change lanes. Do you understand?"
"Yeah!" The female student nodded repeatedly.
But as he got closer, he said something meaningless.
"Coach...turn to the right. Is it okay if I turn on the left turn signal?"
"Huh?" Fang Yuan's blood pressure, which had just calmed down, spiked again when he heard these words.
Turn right and turn left turn signal?
This is a question that normal people can ask.
He immediately replied abruptly: "What? You want to confuse the enemies behind you?"
Pfft~~
The two people behind finally couldn't help it anymore and laughed.
But due to Fang Yuan's power, neither of them spoke, for fear that the next sentence would fall on them.
The female student could only use a silly smile to relieve her embarrassment: "I was just asking casually..."
Fang Yuan no longer wants to talk to her.
She was about to be mad to death, but she acted like nothing was wrong.
I really don’t know if I’m being arrogant or just pretending.
But when she just finished changing lanes, she suddenly saw a large number of people walking on the road in front of her.
At first glance, it looked like there were at least hundreds of people.
These people were so large that they occupied the four-lane road.
It was as if the road belonged to their home.
Such a large formation, not to mention a few women, even Fang Yuan was attracted and looked over curiously.
But I found that they were just walking on the road and did nothing.
It's neither a wedding nor a funeral.
Soon, the car came behind them.
Fang Yuan reminded: "Hurry up and honk!"
The female student was stunned for a moment, then inexplicably shook the lathe down, then stuck her head out and shouted: "Hey~~~ Please give me a break!!"
The first sound may not be loud, and the other party did not hear it.
She raised her voice and shouted again: "Make way! Please give way!!"
Fang Yuan was about to collapse due to her.
Looking at her with a shocked face: "What are you doing?"
The female student replied blankly: "Am I asking them to give way?"
Hearing this, Fang Yuan almost laughed angrily: "In the future, when you drive out, are you going to stick your head out and shout?"
"If this is the case, you can save money when you buy a car later."
"Ah? Why?"
Fang Yuan replied calmly: "You can tell them that you don't want to use the speaker... Wouldn't this save money?"
As soon as these words came out, netizens in the live broadcast room could no longer escape.
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[Before, I always thought that such funny students were just isolated cases. Now I have discovered that every student has his own cute scene. To be precise, the fault is when she blows the horn and sticks her head out to shout. From now on, this will happen. If you get on the highway, do you have to stick your head out and shout!】
…Please give me flowers………………
[The 4S store salesperson will tell you very responsibly that even if you say you don’t want a speaker, it won’t work. The car must have a speaker installed. As for whether to use it or not, that’s the car owner’s business.
. 】
[No, why are there so many people walking on the road in the middle of the night? And judging from their costumes, some of them seem to be quite uniform. Could it be that the square dance lady is off work?
[It doesn’t look like it. Even if the square dance is over, they can’t all run onto the road. It’s too dangerous. From their posture, they don’t take it seriously at all. Okay.
The legendary gang. 】
After the female practitioner came to her senses, she honked the horn several times in succession.
However, the people in front seemed not to hear it and continued walking on foot.
Some people even turned their heads and gave her a vicious look.
The frightened female student's heart was pounding.
"Coach...they won't let me? What should I do?"
Fang Yuan frowned and looked a little ugly.
At this time, he also saw that this group of people was the rampage group that was said to be more hateful than the square dance aunt.
The so-called bakuza group are enthusiasts who like to exercise by walking.
It is a good thing in itself to exercise and exercise.
But because in some places at night, cars, bicycles, vendors setting up stalls, etc. are parked everywhere on the sidewalks.
Everything can be placed on the sidewalk, but pedestrians will have nowhere to walk.
As a result, those violent enthusiasts set their sights on the motorway.
But that's not the main reason.
The main reason is that they rely on their strength in numbers.
The car will give way to them honestly.
In fact, this is indeed the case. Even if the driver is very annoying, he can only do the right thing.
This also makes those gangs become more unscrupulous.
There were even cases of violence against bus drivers.
They are divorced from the essence of exercise and fitness.
For show, not for health.
I was breathing heavily on the road, drinking all the dust and carbon dioxide.
In the long run, not only will it not have the effect of exercise, it will also be bad for the body.
These people are like zombies walking on the road in the middle of the night.
It can be called a night walk of a hundred ghosts!
They are willing to show off in front of others, for fear that others will not know that they are awesome.
It really means killing gods when you meet them, and killing Buddhas when you meet them.
Even the traffic police can't do anything to them.
Fang Yuan did not expect to encounter such a headache today.
In the past, when mobsters occupied the road, they would at least make way for them.
But this gang of gangsters completely occupied the road.
Just this time, several more private cars gathered behind.
Everyone was honking their horns frantically, but the gang was completely indifferent.
Faced with this situation, some car owners finally couldn't stand it anymore.
He parked the car aside, got out of the car and started yelling.
Other car owners saw this and joined the condemnation camp.
The atmosphere at the scene became tense instantly, and a fight could break out at any time.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Fang Yuan reminded: "Pull over, I'm afraid something will happen soon!"
"Oh!" The female student quickly turned around and drove the car to the side of the road.
As the gang stopped, the road was completely blocked.
Turning around would mean going retrograde, so Fang Yuan could only choose to wait.
As for the theory of getting out of the car to help, he felt it was irrational.
There were too many people on the opposite side, at least more than 100 people. If they really started to take action, even Tyson wouldn't be able to resist them.
as expected!!
In just a few minutes, the atmosphere of the scene escalated again.
The two sides have begun to make physical movements and push each other.
With the curse words constantly coming out of his mouth.
Next second!
Bang~~
A middle-aged man with flesh all over his body from the Bosaku Group punched him.
The car owner had no time to react. He fell straight to the ground and foamed at the mouth.
This sudden scene frightened several people in the car.
Everyone screamed in surprise.
"Ah!! I hit someone!!"
"Coach, let's call the police!"
Fang Yuan nodded: "Well, you should call the police.
As the car owner fell, a huge brawl broke out.
Several people swarmed up and attacked the man who had just struck.
But it's obvious that that guy has practiced well and is not weak at all when facing several people.
What's more, there are hundreds of people behind him.
These people are very united. When they see one of their own being bullied, they swarm over.
In an instant, the car owners were surrounded by the crowd, beating and kicking them.
Completely ignoring the car owner who was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.
Fang Yuan was stunned by this scene.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also furious.
In their opinion, this is not a physical exercise, it is clearly a gang.
Xia Qing looked at the man on the ground and asked anxiously: "What should I do? Do you want to save him?"
Fang Yuan shook his head: "Call an ambulance."
"oh oh!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the man on the ground suddenly woke up.
After slowly getting up, he wiped the dirt from his mouth.
Then he dragged his heavy body towards his car without looking back. .
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