Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
56. No Need To Apply The Brakes, Use The Aircraft Carrier Blocking Cable!
After all, Fang Yuan took Xia Qing alone to practice driving for more than an hour.
It was already past 12 o'clock when I came back at night.
Fang Yuan is naturally a good person and will go to the end and send Xia Qing home.
Then I taught her how to drive alone.
With the previous experience, the speed of the car was very fast this time. I started directly in 5th gear and the engine almost started to smoke.
I lay in bed at night and open the system panel.
I found that my points had reached more than 30,000 without my realizing it.
Fang Yuan chose the lottery without hesitation.
[Ding~ After spending 10,000 points, congratulations to the host for getting the skill——Nuclear Energy Expert! 】
[Ding! Spend 10,000 points...----Chemistry Mastery!]
[Ding!...——Hacker!]
Fang Yuan was stunned by these three skills.
One is more advanced than the other.
In the past, I couldn't even think about it.
I didn't expect to get it in such a simple way.
I have to say that sometimes the system really surprises him.
After a day of hard work, I was really tired.
Fang Yuan watched for a while and then closed his eyes and fell asleep.
That night the Internet was going crazy with the topic of spiritual practice.
Many people have heard of it, but most people have never seen it.
In China, spiritual practice has always been like a rat crossing the street, everyone shouts and beats it.
Ordinary people have no access to it.
What is known about it is limited to hearsay.
But today after seeing Fang Yuan’s live video.
Everyone had a direct look.
They are more brainwashing than pyramid schemes, and more capable of controlling people's minds than superstition.
The so-called venerable can decide a person's life or death with just one word.
It's unimaginable, this is the horror of mind control.
Many people think that they are smart and will not be fooled.
But when a large number of netizens in the comment area used popular science and spiritual practices to deceive others, each and every one of them felt a chill down their backs.
——[Most people are unable to come into contact with it, but if you go to the hospital, the morgue, or some places where joys and sorrows are experienced, it is guaranteed that you will encounter spiritual practice sooner or later. Because their method of destroying it is to take advantage of people's helplessness and vulnerability to reality, and to use superstition to make a big pie. 】
——[I will shed tears if I talk too much. Ever since my mother went to attend a health lecture last year, she has not been feeling well since she came back. She has to watch disaster movies every day, and then participate in some activities regularly. We didn't know about it at first and didn't take it seriously, but then the money at home disappeared for no reason, and we found out that she had dedicated all the money to her so-called god. I was so angry that I don't have a girlfriend now. . 】
-[The spiritual practices in the video are all childish. You have never seen real spiritual practices. The spiritual practices in Wandao are terrifying. You can't imagine that scene. Thousands of people gathered in three large conference halls, and the so-called leader, sitting on a high platform, really looked like a giant Buddha. The most terrifying thing is that they are still a legal religious group. 】
[My family is a businessman. Last year, someone brought money to buy something with a lot of words promoting spiritual practice written on it. I called the police without saying anything. Later I found out that that person was a spiritual practitioner and used these things outside every day. Money, used to promote spiritual practice, seems to be called anti-propaganda money. 】
After discussion among netizens.
Only then did we discover to our horror that Chang Xiu was actually always by our side.
They are good at disguising themselves as ordinary people.
Then use trust as a friend or other relationship to subtly promote spiritual practice.
Many people are brainwashed by spiritual practices without even realizing it.
It is difficult for ordinary people to wash if they are on guard.
But what if the person you are closest to is brainwashing you?
Such as girlfriends, boyfriends, or even biological parents!
As for those who have serious illness like cancer, it is very easy.
The real purpose of spiritual practice is not to deceive people.
To put it bluntly, it’s still about money and status!
Once you are successfully brainwashed, you don't need to worry about money, let alone money.
This is the real horror of spirituality.
In addition, what happened to the gang at night also caused quite a stir on the Internet.
After seeing the ending, netizens clapped their hands and applauded.
As for the professional shopkeeper, no clear photo of him was taken at the intersection.
But he ran to the hotel desperately, and the surveillance camera clearly captured him.
He was caught by the police that night.
What he will face next is not as simple as a fight, but an economic fraud!
This is a serious crime!
The next morning, when Fang Yuan got up, he looked at the empty room.
He couldn't help but smile bitterly.
Get dressed and walk out of the room.
Breakfast is ready, and there is a letter on it.
Just like last time, not a word has changed.
Fang Yuan even suspected that she had not thrown it away before and used it again.
Wait until about ten o'clock and turn on the camera in the live broadcast room.
Drive to the gate of the community to pick someone up.
The professional killer was badly beaten by Fang Yuan yesterday.
After learning from the painful experience, I bought a big fish guard today.
As a result, Fang Yuan almost broke his defense with an ordinary question: "Such a big fish guard must hold at least ten kilograms of fish, right? I just don't know when it will be put to use."
The young man's face twitched: "Coach... let's practice driving!!"
Today is the same as before, the young man starts first.
But before getting in the car, Fang Yuan gave a special reminder: "If you drive the car into the ditch again, you may not be able to catch fish tomorrow."
"Why, coach?"
"Because I'll throw your tricycle into the river to make a nest!"
Upon hearing this, the young man's expression froze and he smiled mockingly.
Quickly turn on the ignition and release the handbrake.
After yesterday's training, I feel quite confident when driving.
I stepped on the accelerator and reached 50 yards.
At first, Fang Yuan didn't say anything.
Although the river embankment is not particularly wide, without a car, 50 yards is very slow for him.
As a result, the guy kept driving, and unknowingly he stepped on the accelerator lower and lower.
The speed of the car increased from 50 yards to more than 70 yards.
Finally, Fang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore.
He said calmly: "How old are you?"
"Ah? Me?"
"I'm 24 this year!"
Fang Yuan nodded and asked doubtfully: "Is it enough to live only 24?"
The young man was confused: "What do you mean...I haven't lived enough."
"Has anyone ever said that you look like a mythical creature when you drive?"
"Huh?" The young man paused and his brain couldn't turn around.
Then a meaningful smile appeared on his face.
He smiled and asked: "Coach, who is it?"
Fang Yuan replied coldly: "King of Hell!"
Phew~~
Le Yao was the first to couldn't help laughing.
The young man smiled awkwardly: "Am I driving too fast? Do I have to apply the brakes to slow down?"
Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him. Yesterday, this guy used the brake as the accelerator and went straight into the mud.
Thinking about it made me angry, so I directly replied: "No, do you know about aircraft carriers?"
"I know!" The young man was confused by this incomprehensible question.
"Then do you know how the fighter jets on the aircraft carrier brake?"
"This... let me think about it~~"
"It's using the carrier arresting cable, right?"
"Yeah!" Fang Yuan replied softly: "You will have to hire two people when you drive in the future."
"why?"
"When you want to brake, prepare a blocking rope for them to brake for you!"
"Ah!!" After the young man reacted, his face looked like a bitter gourd.
The two girls at the back couldn't stand it anymore, and they were laughing so hard that they were leaning back.
Netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked by Fang Yuan's shocking remarks.
Is life enough at just 24?
Drive like a mythical creature, King!
Braking aircraft carrier arresting cable!!
Is this something a normal person can say?
Netizens all mourned for the students on the bus.
This coach is not a human being.
He didn't say a single curse word, but the scolding was funny and unpleasant.
The young man practiced driving carefully throughout the whole process, not daring to relax at all.
I was afraid that Fang Yuan would say something unexpectedly.
He is now allergic to Fang Yuan.
As long as you hear a sound, all the nerves in your body will automatically react conditioned.
But fortunately, there were no major mistakes later, and we finally got off the bus safely.
Next is Le Yao.
She is considered one of the least skilled in this batch of colleges.
Apart from Lin Xi, she is the best.
After finally starting the car smoothly, it suddenly braked suddenly not long after driving.
Fang Yuan looked at her confused and asked blankly: "What are you doing?"
Le Yao pointed to a group of birds on the road ahead and said aggrievedly: "Coach, there are a lot of birds there."
Hearing this reason, Fang Yuan almost laughed angrily.
"Then what? Does it have anything to do with you?"
"Yes!"
"Aren't I afraid of hitting them?"
"Strike a bird?" Fang Yuan was stunned: "Do you want to listen to what you are saying!"
"Come on, come on, I will give you this car today. If you can hit a bird, I will become your disciple on the spot!!"
"Ah..." Le Yao looked at Fang Yuan's expression and felt a little guilty.
"Coach...birds are small animals and very cute. Why hit them?"
Oh My God!
Fang Yuan is going to collapse!
Covering his head with one hand, he looked up to the sky and sighed.
After trying to calm down, he said painfully: "Sister...I called you eldest sister."
"People's birds are smarter than you, just drive your own!"
"With the speed of a turtle like you, you can't even fly if you can't fly!"
"Oh~~" Le Yao grimaced and started again.
When the car was still several meters away from the bird, it suddenly dispersed.
Le Yao was left in a daze with a confused look on her face.
Fang Yuan didn't want to say anything anymore.
He discovered that he would be pissed to death even if he didn't say a word.
If necessary, try not to talk.
Whenever the netizens in the live broadcast room reach this time, they are at their happiest stage.
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[In my impression, except for the possibility of hitting a bird at high speed, it is impossible to hit it at ordinary times, right? She actually thought that she would hit the bird. What kind of crazy logic is this? 】
[I still prefer to watch professional killers get on the bus. Every time I can be so angry with Fang Yuan that I collapse, especially when we talk about fishing, he can break his defense every time. As a fisherman, I deeply understand his mood. If he didn't turn around and drop a giant fish, where would he put his face? 】
·【Before, I thought it would be great if my coach could not curse like Fang Yuan, but now I don’t think so. I would rather he curse me than be hit by such weird things. 】
[Are all driving school coaches born to joke? It’s hard to believe that Fang Yuan is so eloquent that this is his first time as a coach. It feels like he has been a lot of fun before. 】
Fang Yuan arrived late today, so he practiced driving for a while.
It didn't end until almost 12 o'clock.
After the young man finished practicing for the last time, he ran to his electric tricycle in a hurry.
Then he took out two pendants, ran over and said with a smile: "You two beauties, how about giving these to you!"
Fang Yuan took a curious look.
The pendant looks very ordinary, just a small glass bottle tied with a red rope.
It contains a small amount of silvery white powder.
Le Yao immediately nodded: "Wow! There are also gifts, thank you!"
Chen Lin smiled and waved her hand: "How embarrassing is this.
The young man smiled nonchalantly: "It's not a valuable thing, just accept it. Just don't dislike it."
"Yesterday afternoon, a fishing friend of mine caught some last night. I specially asked for some to give away, and I happened to see you two and one each."
"Don't underestimate this ordinary silver-white powder, it will glow at night, so bright!"
Le Yao couldn't wait to pick it up and admire it: "Is it so magical? Is it luminous powder?"
"No!" The young man shook his head: "I'm sure it's not."
"My friend makes clock decorations and often has to process luminous materials."
"You can tell at a glance that it is not luminous powder, nor fluorescent powder, nor phosphorescent powder."
"He didn't know what it was, so he thought it was a rarity."
Hearing this, Chen Lin also became interested. After taking over, she observed the first floor carefully.
Under the sunlight, the silver-white powder in the glass bottle looks nothing special.
At this moment, the young man suddenly stumbled and almost fell down.
Then he covered his head with one hand and rubbed it vigorously.
Upon seeing this, Le Yao quickly asked with concern: "What's wrong with you? Are you okay?"
"It's okay, it's okay!" The young man waved his hand weakly: "I don't know what happened, but I suddenly measured it.
"Maybe I caught a cold while fishing last night. I feel a little feverish all day today."
"Ah? You have a fever and you still come to practice driving."
"It's okay!" The young man said with an eight-toothed smile: "I'm in good health. Every time I get sick, I'll be over after one night."
"Okay, let's not talk anymore. Now I'm going fishing. See you tomorrow!"
The two girls smiled and waved: "Goodbye!"
I saw the young man getting on the electric tricycle and turning on the key.
Turn the speed control handle and increase it directly to the maximum.
The next second, he plunged into the birch forest next to him and rushed straight to the grass.
In just a few seconds, the three-wheeled car overturned. The young man fell down and was pinned down, unable to move.
Fang Yuan was stunned by this familiar scene!!
Good guys, yesterday I drove a car, and today I started driving an electric three-wheeler.
You are addicted (Hao Nuo Zhao), right?
After regaining consciousness, Fang Yuan hurriedly shouted: "Go and save people!"
"Oh!" After the two girls came to their senses, they quickly followed.
Together we helped lift the tricycle.
Then he picked up the young man who fell on the ground.
"Ouch~~it hurts me to death!!"
Fang Yuan asked with a wry smile: "I said you drive like the King of Hell, do you believe it now?"
But as soon as he finished speaking, Fang Yuan looked shocked when he saw the young man raised his head.
I saw that he looked haggard and was sweating profusely [as if he had a serious illness].
After being helped up, the young man did not touch the injured area where he was crushed by the car. Instead, he rubbed his head and patted it vigorously.
"Hiss~~"
"It hurts!!"
"I didn't know what happened just now, but I suddenly fainted again."
"Then he fell in uncontrollably."
"What's wrong with me?"
"I'm sick even though I don't have a cold. Could it be that I have cancer?"
Le Yao looked at his haggard face and said in surprise: "Why do you feel so haggard just this time? What have you done?"
"I don't know either!" The young man said with a confused look on his face: "Oh, it hurts me so much. I'm going to suffer a lot while fishing this afternoon."
"Ah?" Chen Lin exclaimed: "It's already like this, and you're still fishing. Go home and rest quickly. If you can't, go to the hospital."
"fine!"
"rest assured!"
"I'm in good health!"
As soon as he finished speaking, the young man's pupils shrank sharply and his body shook.
This was followed by a wail of agony.
"Ah~~"
"Hiss~~ My head!! Oh my god! It hurts! It's going to split!!"
"What the hell is going on!!"
Fang Yuan looked at him in pain with a solemn expression.
Sudden!
He accidentally saw the small glass bottles in the hands of Chen Lin and Le Yao.
Suddenly an extremely terrifying thought came to mind.
Although he couldn't be sure.
But just in case, he hurriedly shouted at them: "Quick!! You two throw away the things in your hands, don't break the glass bottle!"
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