Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

68. You Only Have Joys And Sorrows, But No Separation And Separation!

After listening to the man's narration, everyone present was filled with sighs.

Fang Yuan was also a little surprised. The result was not what he imagined.

The man's death was not considered murder, but it was definitely an accidental death.

But ask yourself, if you meet such a father, it is probably enough to drink a pot~.

Now the situation is basically clear.

As for whether the man had any motive for killing, it will be up to the Criminal Investigation Team to conduct the final interrogation.

It was only now that the doctor realized what he was doing. He looked at Fang Yuan in confusion and asked, "I would like to ask, are you a forensic doctor?"

"The analysis you just made is more professional than me, an emergency doctor. Apart from being a forensic doctor, I really can't think of any other possibility."

Fang Yuan smiled awkwardly, before waiting for his reply.

The girl next to me took the initiative to interject: "Hehe~~ He is the coach of our driving school!"

"Coach, hello!"

"When I analyzed it just now, it was like a forensic doctor solving a case on a TV show. It was so cool!"

"Tell me, did you work as a forensic scientist before?"

Hearing the words "driving school instructor", everyone at the scene was shocked.

His eyes almost popped out of his head.

coach?

Is a coach more professional than a doctor?

Is it so outrageous?

The doctor smiled bitterly and shook his head: "You are a little bit offended."

"If I tell other colleagues when I go back, they probably won't believe me."

"Okay, I have to take the person back for treatment quickly. Goodbye!"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Goodbye!"

Then the traffic policeman also came up and said with a strange expression: "Thank you very much for today."

"If you hadn't discovered it in time, this might have been a one-sided accident."

"Speaking of which...you look familiar to me. I feel like I've seen you before somewhere."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan's face froze and he smiled awkwardly: "Maybe I'm more handsome and impressive."

As soon as these words came out, the traffic policeman was stunned on the spot.

Good guy!

I've seen thick-skinned people, but I've never seen anyone as thick-skinned as you.

Just climb along the pole.

The traffic policeman thought for a while but still didn't know who Fang Yuan was.

After a few simple greetings, they began to clean up the scene and maintain order.

Until Fang Yuan's coach left.

An idea flashed through the traffic policeman's mind, and he slapped his thigh fiercely.

"I'll go!! Isn't he Fang Yuan?"

"Why did I forget it!!"

"Oh, if I had known I would have taken a group photo at that time, I could have boasted about it when I returned to the team!"

Of course Fang Yuan would definitely not hear this.

After sending the girl back, I went to the gas station to fill up the tank, returned to the driving school, and found a place to eat.

As soon as I walked out of the door, I happened to see the boss.

The boss smiled and said hello: "Hey~~ Fang Yuan, is this because you haven't eaten yet?"

Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "Yes!"

"You are a very busy person these days!"

"I've heard all about it, the police are too busy following you!"

"By the way, busy man."

"I haven't had time to thank you for the anti-fraud publicity point last time."

“Recently, the school has seen a lot of people sign up because of this.

"If you are free tonight, I'll treat you to a barbecue!"

"It just so happens that I recently met a girl online. She is sexy, beautiful and has long legs."

"At that time, I will ask her if she has any best friends or friends to introduce to you.

I heard someone was inviting me to dinner, and there were girls.

Fang Yuan agreed without thinking: "This relationship is great!"

"Right!" The boss almost smiled and raised his eyebrows as if he understood.

“But it’s not dinner~~”

"It's after driving practice in the evening."

"I want to be a home run man. I just throw it away after eating...you know!"

"Ang~~" Fang Yuan pointed his index finger at the boss and shook it, making an Ip Man emoticon: "I understand, I understand!!"

"Then let's go! See you tonight!"

"good!"

During the meal, Xiaopang made a phone call to Fang Yuan.

Report the good news that his subject will pass once again.

Subject 4 has also been registered, and he will be able to drive in a week at most.

Fang Yuan smiled and said congratulations.

And told the other two girls that they were all in the hospital.

He said he would go back to the hospital to visit his old classmates.

After eating, Fang Qian returned to the driving school classroom and rested for a while.

Lin Xi and Jiang Han came to the driving school one after another, and when they saw Fang Yuan, they both took the initiative to say hello: "Coach!"

Fang Yuan stood up and looked at Jiang Han with a faint smile: "You're here? What unique skills are you going to perform today?"

Hearing this, Jiang Han's face froze and he smiled awkwardly: "Coach... I don't have any unique skills."

"You don't have any unique skills?"

"You bumped into someone's BMW on the first day. It's a good thing they didn't care about you."

"Is it possible to survive by driving into a ditch?"

Lin Xi stood aside and couldn't help laughing, but there was something wrong with her expression today.

Fang Yuan didn't notice, but stood up and said calmly: "Get in the car, Lin Xi, you will be responsible for driving today."

"Ah?" Lin Xi was startled when she heard this.

In the past, male students drove, but today she was suddenly asked to drive, which caught her off guard.

"Coach...I don't dare!"

Fang Yuan waved his hand indifferently: "What are you afraid of? I'm not the co-pilot?"

"But...but...I'm so scared!"

"Then what?" Fang Yuan looked at her lightly: "If you can't overcome your fear."

"That means human cars are not suitable for you. I suggest you go to the zoo and choose one as a mount.

Hearing this, the smile on Lin Xi's face froze instantly.

In his mind, he unconsciously imagined a girl riding an animal on the street.

He quickly shook his head and got rid of these messy thoughts.

He replied weakly: "Okay then!"

"Get in the car!" Fang Yuan waved and took the initiative to get into the passenger seat.

Lin Xi walked around the car and got into the driver's seat, adjusted her seat and fastened her seat belt.

Immediately after starting the ignition, press the brake with your right foot directly to the bottom.

Then slowly release.

Fang Yuan looked at the unresponsive car, feeling a little confused.

Looking blankly at Lin Xi's feet, she realized that she didn't step on the clutch at all.

One foot is on the brake and the other on the accelerator.

When it was over, he asked with a confused look on his face: "Coach, what's going on? Is your car broken down?"

"Why is there no response when I lift the clutch?"

Fang Yuan was shocked when he heard these outrageous remarks.

He was made a little unconfident, and he lowered his head and glanced again.

After making sure that she only stepped on the brake and accelerator, she said calmly: "What are you doing?"

"You keep pressing the brake and accelerator. Do you want to take a screenshot of the car with one click?"

"Ah?" Lin Xi glanced down, with an embarrassed expression on her face, and quickly stepped on the clutch with her left foot to restart.

Fang Yuan said speechlessly: "You shouldn't have applied for a manual transmission in the first place, you should have applied for an automatic transmission driver's license.

"Why?" Lin Xi turned her head and looked at Fang Yuan blankly.

"Because...you only have joys and sorrows, but no separation and separation!"

"There is no grade, just go for it!"

Pfft~~

Jiang Han in the back was so amused that he burst out laughing at this abrupt remark.

Even Lin Xi couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing after she realized what she was doing.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were also numb.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1.

[Holy shit! These few words are definitely the most incisive words he has ever said as a coach. It feels like it can be used as a cover for life. There are only joys and sorrows in life, no clutches, no grades, only deuterium oil! Holy shit! I just want to exclaim 666! So cool!]

[When I was young, my family was poor, and the only valuable thing was the big iron lock at the door. When it rained, I would run to the door crying, hold the iron lock in my arms, and shout loudly: "Old iron, please stop rusting. Stop being rusty!]

[After driving a manual transmission, I realized that the clutch was stuck all the way, and it was in the wrong gear. No matter how much oil I put in, it was useless. If I put it in the wrong gear, it would stall accidentally. This is a life experience! 】

[You are full of jingles, you are going to take the postgraduate entrance examination! In fact, I think what the coach said is quite reasonable. People like me who can’t get a driver’s license should choose a mount.

I would like to ask, where can I get a mount? You can also spend money to buy one. I prefer the Siberian tiger! If you can’t, you can also buy a brown bear. 】

After just this moment, Lin Xi's mentality gradually relaxed.

The car started slowly and drove out of the gate of the school.

But Lin Xi never dared to step on the accelerator because of fear.

As a result, the car crawled on the road like a turtle.

Fang Yuan saw that it was her first time to drive, so he didn't plan to say anything.

But as time passed little by little, when the car came to the uphill section.

The speed snail shook his head just looking at it.

Lin Xi may have felt something, and asked blankly: "Coach, do you need to give me gas when going uphill?"

"Ha~~" After hearing this, Fang Yuan laughed angrily and replied abruptly: "No, I'll go down and push it for you!"

"Ah? This...isn't this not good?"

"You feel bad too?"

"Yeah!" Lin Xi nodded stupidly.

Fang Yuan looked at her dumbfounded: "If it really doesn't work, why don't you come down and push me?"

"Ah...but...but I can't push it!!"

"Oh My God!"

Fang Yuan looked up in collapse and sighed.

He covered his face with his hands, his spirit was about to collapse.

"From now on, when you drive, try to drive with two people."

Hearing this, Lin Xi was stunned and asked in confusion: "Is it safer for two people?"

"No, no, no!" Fang Yuan shook his head: "It's good to have someone to take care of you on the road to Huangquan!"

Pfft~~

Jiang Han couldn't bear it anymore and couldn't help but laugh from behind.

Fang Yuan turned around and rolled his eyes at him: "You're not much better."

"You'd better go get your fortune told later and ask if your horoscope is good or not.

"Why?" Jiang Hang asked confused.

"And your driving skills, I can't imitate them even if I drink too much."

"If you are not tough enough.

"I'll give you a suggestion."

"When you get your driver's license, frame it and hang it at home. Don't touch the car."

As soon as these words came out, Jiang Han's face froze instantly, and the smile on his mouth gradually disappeared.

Little by little, it transferred to Lin Xi's face.

Jiang Han replied dumbfounded: "Coach...it's not as exaggerated as you said."

...***.....

"What if I am strong enough?"

Fang Yuan glanced at him and replied calmly: "Then when you drive out in the future, remember to send me the license plate number first.

"I'll avoid the limelight first!"

"Hahahaha~~~" Lin Xi next to her couldn't stand it anymore, lying on the steering wheel and laughing so hard that her whole body twitched.

Jiang Han grinned: "Coach...even if I am really who you say I am, I am still your student, right?"

"Don't worry, when I get my driver's license, I'll be the first to treat you to dinner!"

"No, no, no!" Fang Yuan quickly waved his hand and refused.

"What about repaying a favor? If you cause trouble in the future, just don't say I'm your coach!"

Pfft~~

Listening to Lin Xi's unbridled laughter.

Jiang Han's mentality completely collapsed.

There was obviously not a single curse word.

However, the defense penetration rate reaches 200%, the puncture effect is 300%, the critical hit effect is 500%, and it also has a fatal hit.

Originally she was still laughing at Lin Xi.

Why has the situation suddenly reversed now?

I can't understand it, I can't understand it at all.

At this moment, the netizens in the live broadcast room were all lying on the table laughing until their stomachs ached.

[]+1+1+1+1....

[I remember when I was learning to drive, a student used the accelerator as the brake when going downhill, and the wall fell directly. A person from the driving school spent the whole day digging mud and laying bricks.

Kuo Qian spent an afternoon doing hard work. 】

[When we were born in the 1980s and 1990s and were learning to drive, we were scolded by the coach like a dog. Now that we are born in the 1900s and are learning to drive, the coach doesn’t even dare to fart. At that time, the coach was even knocked into the hospital because of his own fault.

I limped and took a taxi. 】

[When I was practicing subject two, a female student seemed to have not provided a handbrake or something. The car kept making noises and even smoking when passing the S-curve. I didn’t know what happened at the time.

reason. Later, when the coach came back from using the toilet, he saw that the brake disc was red, and his face became angry. 】

.....0

[In the early years, when I took the B license test for a large truck, it was a military vehicle for the army. The master was an experienced driver in the army. After a few days of training, he threw the car keys to a few of us young guys and threw them away.

Next sentence, as long as you don't drive out, you can play whatever you want. Good guy, the few of us used the big truck as a racing car, and we learned it all in a short time, without any teaching at all. 】

Another twenty minutes passed, stumbling along the way.

The car finally arrived at the driving practice venue.

Lin Xi breathed a heavy sigh of relief and got out of the car, so Jiang Han came up to practice.

When I got in the car, my face looked like a bitter gourd.

He was already frightened by Fang Yuan.

Every movement is done with care.

On the one hand, he didn't want to be blamed, but on the other hand, he felt relieved.

I want to prove that I can drive a good car.

Not to mention, due to his serious efforts, nothing happened overall.

Completed one lap of practice safely.

Fang Yuan didn't speak much during the whole process.

After Lin Xi passed the main road just now, her mentality became much more stable, and practicing driving would naturally get twice the result with half the effort.

You two are in one circle, and I am in one circle.

Until about 4 o'clock in the afternoon.

Fang Yuan suddenly received a call.

I picked it up and saw that it was Xia Qing calling.

This surprised him a little. Yesterday he just said in the group that he would not come tonight, and did not explain the situation in detail.

Are you not coming again today?

With doubts, Fang Yuan answered the phone.

Then Xia Qing's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Hey! Coach!"

"Uh? What's wrong? You're not coming today again? If you're not coming, just tell me in the group. There's no need to make a special call."

"No..." Xia Qing hesitated and said a little embarrassed: "I...I...I called because I have something to ask you for a favor.

"Looking for my help?" Fang Yuan asked curiously: "What's the matter, tell me."

"Um...that's it...our company is holding a talent show tonight."

"We hosts are required to go on stage to perform our personal talents and select this year's senior professional titles.

"But... the leader said that not only do we have to pass the test in personal talent, we also need to have good social skills. We must find a partner to perform on stage."

"E..E.."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan already knew it well.

He replied directly: "No problem, send me the address and I'll be there in a minute!"

"Ah?" Xia Qing was stunned!

Before she could finish speaking, Fang Yuan agreed.

It made her a little at a loss.

In fact, she was notified last night, so she didn't come to practice driving.

The first thing she thought of was Fang Yuan.

There are two reasons. On the one hand, she saw Fang Yuan with her own eyes when she performed on stage, and there is absolutely no problem with her strength.

On the other hand, the leader's son recently got married.

So the theme of this party is to perform around the wedding.

Recalling the two songs Fang Yuan sang on stage at that time, weren't they related to the wedding?

But her strong self-esteem made her suffer for a day and a night, and it would only start in a few hours.

After all, I couldn't help but call Fang Yuan.

I thought I still had to explain myself.

I didn't expect Fang Yuan to agree so simply.

In the end, thousands of words can only be reduced to one sentence: "Thank you Qi!".

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