Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

Fang Yuan sighed helplessly and pointed to the handbrake: "Pull the handbrake back first!!"

"Oh~~"

Only then did An He react, quickly put on the handbrake, and tried to start the ignition again.

Maybe it was because she was a little unconfident because she turned off the engine just now.

After playing with his feet for a while, he turned to look at Fang Yuan and asked blankly: "Are you going to step on the clutch now?"

Fang Yuan laughed angrily when he heard this question: "No, you can stay here and continue celebrating the New Year!"

"I...I..." An He replied aggrievedly: "I'm afraid that if the clutch is released too fast, it will stall again like before."

"What? The tire is stuck with glue?"

“When something happens, you should first look for problems with yourself, don’t rush to find problems with your car!”

"Start quickly!"

"Oh~~"

An He looked forward again, feeling the clutch on his foot and lifting it up little by little.

Finally, the car started to shake.

But she found that the car was still motionless in place.

In order to clarify the situation, she took a special look at the brakes and found that they were not pressed.

I had no choice but to turn around and ask Fang Yuan blankly: "Coach...why can't this car move?"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly, raised his head and sighed, and replied calmly: "Clap it and shout, 'Go!' It will move!"

"Ah?" An He paused with a confused look on his face.

The next second, in everyone's shocked eyes.

She actually patted the steering wheel and shouted: "Drive~~"

Pfft~~

The two people behind burst into laughter on the spot.

Fang Yuan was also amused by her and couldn't help laughing.

Seeing that she was planning to do it again, he quickly grabbed her arm and said, "No, no, no! Little ancestor, I'm going to be cruel to you!!"

After speaking, he pointed to the handbrake: "If you pull the handbrake, how will the car start?"

"Oops~~" An He screamed [with a face full of embarrassment! "I'm sorry, coach~~"

As he spoke, he pushed the handbrake upwards with his hands.

As a result, no matter how hard she tried, she couldn't break it off.

Fang Yuan's eyes jumped when he saw this scene.

The blood pressure that had just calmed down surged again.

He watched her break it off with a serious look on his face, and at the same time he did not forget to remind him: "Ah, yes, yes, break it off like this~ harder!"

"Break it!!"

An He, who was applying the handbrake, paused and raised his head blankly: "Coach...why can't the handbrake be turned on?"

Huh~~

Fang Yuan raised his head and took a deep breath, turned his head and smiled lightly: "I'll help you beat it!"

After saying that, he slapped him in the face.

While filming, I was talking to myself.

"Make you disobedient!"

"Keep you motionless!!"

"Are you obedient?"

"Do you know if 283 is wrong?"

Lin Xi and Xiao Ming looked at each other in shock.

"It's over, it's over, the coach is crazy!"

"I'm afraid there won't be any good fruit to eat today!!"

The two of them are like this, let alone An He.

Already stunned by Fang Yuan's move, he was confused.

After a few seconds of silence, she actually raised her hand and slapped the handbrake.

"Make you disobedient!"

"Keep you motionless~~"

Fang Yuan looked at An He who looked serious and was completely confused.

He stood there motionless with his mouth open.

An He took a few shots and found that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the car. He smiled awkwardly: "Coach...is this okay?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan wanted to cry, he wanted to die!!

What kind of brain circuit is this?

If this continues, if I say something, I will smash the car.

She can probably find a hammer.

Looking at An He with a cute look on his face, Fang Yuan's heart felt like thousands of grass and mud horses galloping past.

After taking several deep breaths, he calmly pointed to the button in front of the handbrake.

"If you don't press this button, even if you break it, the car won't move!!"

"Ouch~~"

After An He reacted, he realized how big a mistake he had just made.

He quickly pulled the handbrake.

"It's okay now, coach~~"

Fang Yuan turned his head and looked out the window, covering his head with one hand and waving the other hand: "It depends on your mood~~"

"Hehe~~Then I'll start it~~"

As the handbrake is released, the car starts slowly.

This time, everything went smoothly and we were soon on the straight road.

As the voice broadcast begins.

The car was still crawling slowly on the road like a snail.

Fang Yuan held back a glance and reminded: "How many yards should I increase the speed when driving in a straight line?"

An He answered directly without thinking: "No less than 20 yards, try to keep it at 40 yards.

"Hmm~~Is my car out of gas?"

"Ah? What should I do if there is no more?"

Fang Yuan smiled bitterly and said: "Let's shout cheers together, maybe you will be the only one willing to cheer!"

"Mmm Good!"

"come on! Come on!""

When the words "come on" were shouted out, the other three people in the car were all shocked.

Xiao Ming said blankly: "Coach...I feel like someone is going to break my record!"

Fang Yuan's face twitched when he heard this: "I asked you to step on the accelerator, and if you shouted "Come on," the car would run by itself, right?"

Netizens in the live broadcast room could no longer hold back any longer.

【Popularity】+1+1+1+1.

[I couldn’t understand before that when I was learning to drive, the driving school instructor had such a bad temper. He would get angry at every turn and even curse people. I was really angry at that time. But it wasn't until I became a coach that I realized that it's really hard not to get angry when I see these low-level idiots every day. If I hold it in every day, I will get seriously ill sooner or later. 】

[Fang Yuan, that's fine. At least he didn't shout a single curse word at anyone. When I was learning to drive, the instructor always scolded me. If I say you scold me again, I'll kick the accelerator and drive to the river to meet you.

Yu Jin, he has never scolded me since then, but he has basically never spoken to me since then. He practices the whole process by himself, so tiring!】

[I have also been practicing the second course these days. I am really scared. Every time I sit in the car, I can already feel the black and blue on the coach’s face. Yesterday afternoon, I personally saw the coach get angry. I was in the car at that time. I wanted to jump out of the car. It’s all there. It’s because I didn’t give him a red envelope when I signed up. The cold violence is really scary!]

[I passed subject two, and I even spent one night with my female coach. After passing the third subject, I promised to stay with her for a week. But she failed subject three twice. Each time she failed, I stayed with her for one night. I only stayed with her for a week after the third time, so it seems like I lost money twice!]

After Fang Yuan's reminder, An He stepped on the accelerator tremblingly.

The speed of the car increased instantly.

The pointer on the instrument panel moves to the right at a speed visible to the naked eye.

20 yards~

3004-

40 yards~~

Until it was almost 60 yards away, the car showed no signs of slowing down.

An He felt the car getting faster and faster.

He immediately panicked and shouted excitedly: "Coach, why is this car getting faster and faster~~~"

Fang Yuan looked at her foot that was pressing on the accelerator and replied calmly: "The wind is blowing~~"

"See that crooked-necked tree in front of you?"

"Yeah! I saw it!" An He replied nervously.

"Crash into it!"

"Ah? This...is not good..."

Fang Yuan stared at her with a wry smile: "Then why don't you step on the brakes?"

"Oh~~" An He nodded aggrievedly: "I have been waiting for your instructions. If you say step on it, I dare not step on it~~"

"Yes, yes, I'm sorry, my fault!!" Fang Yuan completely collapsed.

"Do you want to see where you drove in a straight line?"

As the speed of the car slowly decreased.

An He glanced outside the car and shrank his neck guiltily: "From this angle, I seem to have crossed the line?"

Fang Yuan replied expressionlessly: "It's not that you're over the line from your angle, it's that you're over the line from any angle!"

"what should I do then?"

"Hmph~~" Fang Yuan smiled self-deprecatingly: "Please stand in front of the line and observe three minutes of silence!"

An He stuck out his tongue and said with a smile: "This straight road is too narrow, you can't run straight!"

Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at her: "How about I go back and apply to the driving school."

"Can I arrange a plane for you to fly to?"

As soon as these words came out, there was a burst of giggles from behind.

Fang Yuan was annoyed when he heard this voice.

Turn your head and look behind you.

I found that Xiao Ming was playing there with his mobile phone at some point.

The corners of his mouth kept giggling.

Make ghostly noises.

Fang Yuan was so angry after seeing this scene that he immediately shouted: "Xiao Ming, what are you doing... People who haven't lived for two years have no consciousness at all?"

Hearing this, Xiao Ming quickly put down his phone and replied with a smile: "Coach, I'm sorry, wait until I finish.

After saying that, he started tinkering with his phone again.

Lin Xi next to her took a curious look.

He immediately made a sound of contempt: "Hey~~ How old are you, and you are still so childish?"

"What's wrong? What is he doing?" Fang Yuan asked curiously.

"(cbdf) He is playing a game, like a chicken laying eggs!"

"What the hell?" Fang Yuan was a little confused.

Is this guy probably out of his mind?

Did you play with chickens and lay eggs when you were learning to drive?

Unexpectedly, Xiao Ming denied it flatly: "Who said I was playing games? I was making money!"

"Um?"

His words confused everyone.

Xiao Ming turned his phone screen to Fang Yuan with excitement on his face.

It is indeed a small game, and the painting style above is somewhat similar to Penguin Farm.

It's just that instead of growing vegetables, you raise chickens inside.

Xiao Ming chuckled: "Coach...this is not a mentally retarded game, but a project for me to make a fortune.

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was stunned and asked in disbelief: "Can this thing make money?"

"sure!"

When it comes to making money, Xiao Ming immediately gets excited.

He leaned his head over and pointed at the phone screen and explained: "You may not think that this is just an ordinary chicken, but this chicken will be worth 200 yuan in half a year!"

Senseless!

Fang Yuan looked at Xiao Ming as if he were a fool, and couldn't help but laugh: "Are you kidding me?"

"No!" Xiao Ming replied seriously: "I'm not kidding, it's really worth 200 yuan!"

“If you look at my farm, I probably raise more than 100 chickens, and the cost alone cost me more than 10,000 yuan.

"Ah?" When Fang Yuan heard the cost of 10,000 yuan, he felt like his cerebellum was getting dirty.

In his impression, there are not a few people who play games to make money.

But the premise is that the game must be fun.

The game in Xiao Ming’s hands looks like rubbish at first glance.

The drawing style is the simplest animation.

This thing costs more than 10,000 yuan?

Crazy!

Xiao Ming looked at Fang Yuan with a questioning look, as if he had expected it.

He continued to smile and explained: "Really, I didn't lie to you."

"I bought chickens for 100 yuan more than two months ago.'

"Now I have finally grown up and can lay eggs.

An egg costs 1 yuan.

"It will mature in about half a year and lay about 50 eggs, which is equivalent to 50 yuan.

"The chicken can be sold for 150 yuan at that time, which means that I have doubled my income in half a year. After half a year, my 10,000 yuan will become 20,000 yuan."

"How about the coach... Do you want to do it? I will teach you!"

As soon as the voice fell, the car braked and several people pulled forward.

An He asked blankly: "Coach... Why did the car suddenly stop?"

Fang Yuan pointed to the auxiliary brake under his feet: "I stepped on it."

"Oh~~ What's wrong? Is there something wrong with my practice?"

"No, you practice later, turn off the car and pull the handbrake first."

After speaking, Fang Yuan looked at Xiao Ming again and asked solemnly: "Are you sure you are not kidding me?"

Xiao Ming smiled and nodded: "Of course not... As long as you want to do it, I can also teach you, who told you that you are my coach. ”

“No!!”

“I’m asking you, did you really invest 10,000 yuan to do this?”

“Ah?” Xiao Ming also heard something wrong in Fang Yuan’s tone: “What’s wrong, coach?”

“What’s wrong?” Fang Yuan looked at him in shock: “Half a year, 100% profit, do you think there is really such a good thing in the world?”

“I just heard it and I know that you are definitely wrong!!”

“Why?” Xiao Ming frowned: “Coach... You worry too much, I was also worried that it was a scam or something. ’

“After all, the profit is too high.”

“But later, I went on a field trip.”

“They really have a super large chicken farm, which covers many hills and raises free-range chickens.

“This is called a virtual and offline combination of money-making model!”

“We pay the money, and they are responsible for raising it for us.”

“Just spend 100 yuan to buy a chicken, and you can return 150 after half a year, or take away a free-range chicken worth 150. ”

“During this period, we can also use our mobile phones to take care of the chickens on the farm and let them lay eggs. Each egg costs 1 yuan, and the money from the eggs can be withdrawn at any time.”

“Could this be fake?”

After listening to Xiao Ming’s story, let alone Fang Yuan.

The netizens in the live broadcast room were all stunned.

[A]+1+1+1+1....

[Fuck!! Can you play like this? It really broadens my horizons. This boss is really a genius. Not only does he meet the profit needs of investors, but he also allows them to play games while practicing. I, Wang Duoyu, invested in this project, and it makes me want to try it.]

[There is such a good thing? What’s the difference between that and making money at home? If you buy 10,000 chickens, doesn’t it mean that you can make a net profit of one million in half a year? Oh my god!! There is such a good business these days? To be honest, if it were me, I would also think he was a liar at first, but after listening to him, it doesn’t seem like it.]

[You really don’t learn from your mistakes, Fang How many times have you already said in the live broadcast room, there is no pie in the sky. For half a year, a chicken can also have dozens of eggs. This is equivalent to raising chickens by others, and then making money. The way to make money, the boss will lack funds? If it is really like he said, it will double in half a year. Yuan looked at Xiao Ming with a serious expression and said: "Xiao Ming...you said you have been to their chicken farm, right?"

"Yeah! I have been there! At that time, not only I went there, but also hundreds of investors, and they all saw the chickens."

Fang Yuan continued to ask: "Then how many chickens did you see?"

Xiao Ming answered without thinking: "A lot!! At least thousands!"

"And the boss said that the hilltops are surrounded by nets to prevent the chickens from running away.

"There are many chickens in other places, and we can't see them for a while."

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan asked with a smile: "Then how many chickens do you think you hundreds of people have invested in?"

"This..." Xiao Ming pondered for a moment and replied uncertainly: "I know some of them are very rich...I am the one who invested the least."