Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

Lin Xi shook her head in embarrassment and drove back to the driving school.

Then everyone went home.

It wasn't until around 7 o'clock in the evening that Fang Yuan finished his meal and waited in the lounge.

I happened to see the big man and the loli girl walking over at the same time.

Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "Hey, the pilot is here!"

The big man's face froze, and he smiled: "Hello, coach!"

"DEL!"

"There are two more beauties, let's wait for them to join us."

After a while, Wang Zhi and Li Xuanlu rushed over one after another.

Xia Qing has an exam tomorrow, so he didn't come today.

Five people can barely fit into one car.

Fang Yuan looked at the big man: "You can drive over tonight."

"There are girls behind you, and it's not appropriate for you to be with them.

"Okay, coach!"

After getting in the car, everyone fastened their seat belts. Fang Yuan turned to look at the back and asked calmly: "Xia Qing will take the exam tomorrow. You two have almost practiced. When do you plan to make an appointment for the exam?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Zhi smiled and replied: "I have already made an appointment, but it will be in three days."

"Coach, I feel like I'm not very stable yet. Can you take me to practice for a mock exam tomorrow?"

Li Xuan also nodded repeatedly: "Me too, me too!!"

"I also made an appointment in 3 days!"

Fang Yuan smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, then I will take you to simulate driving practice tomorrow night!"

"OK!"

The words just fell.

Li Xuan asked another inexplicable question: "By the way, coach, will you go on the day of the exam?"

Fang Yuan glanced at her and replied calmly: "I'm not going! I'll say goodbye to you at home!"

Puff~~

Wang Zhi laughed first: "So coach, you are also superstitious!"

Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly and said to the big man: "Let's go!"

Hearing this, the big man stepped on the accelerator.

The car slowly drove out of the driving school.

It went smoothly at the beginning, but as it continued, the big man started to work hard again.

I always feel that the car body is not straight, and I keep fidgeting with the steering wheel.

Fang Yuan looked at it and said nothing.

It took a full ten minutes before I couldn't help but ask: "Why did this steering wheel offend you? Are you planning to break its neck?"

The big man's expression froze and he chuckled: "I always feel like the car is not aligned properly!"

Fang Yuan took a deep breath and replied calmly: "If it doesn't obey, give it two slaps!"

"Ah?" The big man looked at Fang Yuan blankly: "Hit it? Is it useful?"

"It's no use!"

"Then you still let me hit it..."

Hearing this, Fang Yuan replied speechlessly: "You look like 18, the steering wheel is in your hands, and you drive like 80!"

"Do you feel that if it weren't for you, the car might have gone wrong?"

"The way you drive makes the driver less busy than you."

"Do you see the line on the road ahead? Just keep the car within this line!"

The big man took a deep breath, calmed down his emotions, and tried his best to control himself from turning the steering wheel.

At this moment, the car finally stopped being crooked.

But it’s jumping!!

Fang Yuan was completely helpless: "What happy event is there today? Tell me about it!"

"Ah? No!"

"The cars are jumping up, and you're saying it's nothing good?"

The big man's face froze: "Is it a problem with the gear?"

"Should I shift to fourth gear?"

Fang Yuan shook his head with pain on his face: "No, just shift to eighth gear!"

"Do you want me to give the car another wing and let's take off from the same spot?"

"No, no, no!" The big man smiled and waved his hand: "Coach...can I ask another question?"

Fang Yuan nodded: "You ask!"

"Uh... I would like to ask, how to adjust the car mirror?"

"Ah?" Fang Yuan was stunned: "Didn't I teach you when you were in subject two?"

"Hehe~~I always can't adjust it properly and it feels wrong~~"

"Then you try adding some oil-consuming mature vinegar and minced garlic, maybe it will taste right!"

Phew~~

The three girls behind instantly laughed at the same time.

The big man looked embarrassed.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also laughed at their chat.

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[As soon as I learn to drive, people become stupid. I used to be very smart, and I was among the top in the class every time I took the test. But the strange thing is that as soon as I learn to drive, I always make some low-level stupidity. The instructor's ordinary words, it struck me It can change into other meanings in your ears. I often think about it afterwards and feel so stupid that I want to cry. 】

[Originally I was planning to sign up to learn a driver’s license. Ever since I watched Fang Yuan’s live broadcast, I still don’t have the courage to learn a driver’s license. I heard you say that he is considered good, but how scared are you if he is not good? It’s too It's scary. 】

[Learning to drive now is not like before. In the past, the instructors were very fierce, but now they just coax the students to practice. After all, after the post-00s reorganized the workplace, they began to reorganize the driving schools. Almost all driving school instructors have a headache when they see the post-00 generation. They will not tolerate you. If you dare to scold you, they will throw your ass and leave immediately. 】

[I really envy you when you are learning to drive and the instructor is watching. When I was learning to drive, the instructor just threw the key to me and told me to drive as much as I wanted without crashing. He ran off to play cards and encountered some problems. You have to ask other coaches to ask, it’s so fucked up. 】

After about ten minutes, the big man finally drove the car to the scene after going through nine or nine difficulties.

As soon as we arrived at the venue, we couldn't wait to get off the car.

Along the way, he had been sprayed by Fang Yuan and turned into a fool.

If he continues to practice, he will doubt whether there is something wrong with his IQ.

But then the loli girl got on the bus and once again performed what the lower limit of IQ is.

As soon as I got in the car, he said: "Coach, please remember to pull up the handrails and fasten your seat belt."

Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment when he heard this. Isn't this his own line?

"Why?"

The Loli girl chuckled: "I'm afraid I can't drive well."

"What a risk!" Fang Yuan patted his chest and said with lingering fear: "I thought you were going to take off!"

As soon as these words came out, the people behind them couldn't hold back on the spot.

The loli girl bravely lit the ignition and started the car slowly.

The road ahead was fine, but when we reached the turn at the intersection.

Out of nowhere, he said: "Coach, we are almost at the end, do you want to turn a corner?"

Fang Yuan laughed angrily at this and replied abruptly: "No, just hit it and see if it's the wall or the car!"

"This...this is not good!!"

"You know it's not good, why don't you turn around?"

"Oh~~"

Perhaps because she was too anxious, the girl didn't look in the rearview mirror or turn on the turn signal, and was about to turn.

Fang Yuan said with a speechless expression: "I'm going to get out of the car and fix the turn signal."

The girl looked stunned and glanced at Fang Yuan blankly: "The turn signal is not broken."

"It's not broken but you don't know how to fight?"

"Oh~" The girl reacted and quickly turned on the turn signal and looked in the rearview mirror.

Turns out the turn signal didn't come on.

The wipers moved.

Fang Yuan's eyes almost popped out of his head as he watched the wiper wipe the glass back and forth.

"What? Lack of audience? No one watching your performance?"

"You want to wave to yourself? Cheer up?"

The girl's face froze and she shook her head like a rattle: "No, coach... I'm too nervous!"

Fang Yuan sighed and said nothing.

After practicing for a while, the lap was finally over.

But at the last step, when he pulled over to the side of the car.

The car's tires hit the line next to the curb again.

Fang Yuan took one look and shook his head.

The girl smiled awkwardly: "Coach...I have always wanted to ask you a question.

"Well, you ask."

"That is... you usually tell us that solid lines cannot be pressed. So if I am about to hit someone, should I hit them or press the line?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was shocked!

He looked at the girl in shock.

After a few seconds, he gave a thumbs up: "Do you have a mine at home?"

"Ah?..No?"

"I asked you not to push the line because I wanted you to pass the test. I didn't teach you to hit someone!!"

"If you are like this, I will not dare to teach you, lest you commit a crime in the future and accuse me!"

"No, no, no, don't worry, coach..."

Fang Yuan smiled helplessly and did not want to discuss this topic anymore.

I never expected that someone would ask such a question!

If we let her go on the road, how many people will suffer in the future.

can not imagine!!

Fortunately, after the two women at the back were tortured some time ago, they basically have no problem practicing driving now.

Even if there were, Fang Yuan would not have his qi and blood go retrograde and his blood pressure would skyrocket.

After the four people took turns practicing for two rounds, it was already close to ten o'clock in the evening.

Fang Yuan checked the time and said calmly to Wang Zhi in the store: "You will go back after this lap, you are responsible for driving back.

"Okay, coach!"

But at this moment.

The roar of an engine appeared at the intersection in the distance.

Then there were several sounds of explosions in the street.

In just ten seconds, a dozen sports cars appeared on the practice lane.

Porsche, Lamborghini, Mercedes-Benz and Audi are all sports cars!!

These cars are like wild horses that have escaped the reins, racing all the way.

Initially, it seems that the speed of the car exceeds 120 yards!

Wang Zhi was frightened on the spot.

Watching those sports cars rush out one by one like bullets.

There is still a whining sound in my ears.

The wind brought by it makes people unable to open their eyes.

Everyone in the car was attracted by this sudden scene, and they all looked over curiously.

The big man said with an envious look: "They are all sports cars... It would be great if I could have one."

Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "Those are toys for rich people."

Then he reassured Wang Zhi: "It's okay, just drive your car.

"It has nothing to do with you if they blow up their own."

"Good coach!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Yuan was slapped in the face.

I thought those cars would drive towards more remote suburbs.

Who would have thought that those cars would suddenly turn around in front and chase them.

The roar of the engine was getting closer.

Wang Zhi looked in the rearview mirror and screamed in fright: "Coach, coach, they are about to hit us!"

Fang Yuan looked at the rearview mirror solemnly, and all those running cars were driving towards them.

At that speed, if you accidentally touch it.

The people in their car will most likely suffer.

But what else can he do?

Even if I shout to them to stop now, it's too late...

He could only comfort Wang Zhi: "Don't panic, they are so rich, they are more afraid of death than you!"

"Just drive on this road, they won't dare hit you."

"Oh!" Wang Zhi felt much more at ease after hearing this.

Maintain a speed of 20 yards and drive slowly in the middle lane.

Listening to the sound of explosions getting closer and closer behind you.

In less than five seconds, sports cars appeared near the coach at extremely fast speeds.

To Fang Yuan's surprise, they did not speed up and rush out, but braked suddenly and stopped near the coach car to keep pace.

Immediately afterwards, a young man in the car shouted at Fang Yuan's coach: "Wow~~Three beauties~~They are practicing driving at night!!"

Then another car owner echoed: "Why are you practicing driving? Come down and I will take you to race!"

The third car owner joined in again: "How about we go have some barbecue, drink some wine, and play all night long?"

"Don't worry, you don't have to pay a penny, I have plenty of money!"

After saying that, he picked up a thick wad of money from the attachment and shook it in his hand.

Several people in the car couldn't help but look over curiously.

It doesn't matter if you don't see it, you will be shocked if you see it.

There was more than a wad of money on the passenger seat.

Instead, the entire seat was filled with bundles of cash, and the seats were stuffed with money.

But that’s not the most shocking thing!

After the first person takes out the money.

The people behind him all followed suit and took out a wad of money from the passenger seat.

He shouted proudly and arrogantly: "You see, it's all money!"

"I had a great time tonight, I'll give it to you all!"

"Get out of the car quickly!!"

Several people in the car were shocked when they looked at the piles of cash!!

Who in the world doesn’t love money?

How can you not be moved when you see so much money?

But looking at the looks of those people, you can tell they are not good birds.

Wang Zhi replied calmly: "You can keep the money and spend it yourself!!"

The other two girls also yelled back: "It's not uncommon!!"

"Huo~~"

The leading young man laughed angrily at their attitude.

"How can you pretend?"

"Is there anyone who doesn't like money?"

"I asked you to come down and play because I look up to you."

"You may not be able to afford my car in your lifetime, so how can you be so arrogant?

Hearing this, the big man couldn't help it and shouted angrily: "Coach, get out of the car and fuck him!"

"I can kill five of them, small dogs like them."

Fang Yuan glanced at him blankly and complained in his heart.

Why don't you hit five, and the remaining seven or eight will hit me?

Parking? I'm almost crazy!

But for his own sake, Fang Yuan coughed a few times: "Ahem~~"

"Coach, I can hit twenty at a time! Can you believe it?"

The big man exclaimed with a look of astonishment: "Really or not? Then why don't we stop the car and praise him?"

"Alas~~" Fang Yuan replied disdainfully: "Are you not good at counting?"

"I can hit twenty at a time!"

"There are only a dozen of them. If I beat them, wouldn't I be bullying them?"

"There are not twenty people, Huang Muji"

Senseless!

The big man was immediately confused.

Several girls in the car were also confused. Netizens in the 1.9 live broadcast room even laughed.

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[I’m laughing so hard, why do I not believe it so much? I can’t tell that he is quite particular. He must fight twenty at a time. If he doesn’t fight, he will not fight. The ethics of the world must understand the rules!]

[With his body, he can hit 20 people at once? He wouldn’t brag like that, right? It’s impossible for those people in the car to really believe it, right?]

[To be honest, although I think he is bragging, too many miracles have happened to him, and none of us have ever seen him take action. Maybe he really can

Maybe. 】

[How many of us hate these second-generation rich people, but we also want to become the second-generation rich people. We just spend money on eating, drinking, playing and having fun every day. It’s so cool!]

The big man was a little unconfident by Fang Yuan's words just now.

"Then coach... what should we do?" Fang Yuan waved his hand: "Don't pay attention to them, go back!"

"Good coach!"

I thought I would ignore them, so they dispersed.

Who would have thought that this group of people would become more competitive because of being rejected.

He kept fucking me next to me.

He even drove his car directly in front of the coach, blocking the way.

And he said cruel words: "If you can, just rear-end me! Let me see if you can afford to pay for it!"

Before Wang Zhi could reverse the car, he found that the road behind him was also blocked by ten Audi sports cars.

Now it's better, we are surrounded from front to back, left and right.

The dozen or so people stopped pretending and got out of the car and leaned against the glass window to tease a few people in the car.

"Beauty, get out of the car. I'm not going to eat you. I'm going to let you experience the fun of spending millions tonight."

"Want to eat king crab? Just get in the car and go eat right away, and you can drink 200,000 yuan of wine at will!"

Listening to the constant beeping outside the car window.

The big man finally couldn't bear it anymore.

Shouted loudly: "Get out!"

"If you don't get out of here, I'll beat you to death!"