Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

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——[I’m laughing so hard, just tell me how comfortable this position is? Is there something wrong? Didn't you say adjust the seat to the most comfortable position? 】

——[Steering wheel: I advise you to mind your own business! I never thought that watching a live broadcast of driving lessons could be linked to pornography. That sentence about "feeding milk to the steering wheel" made me laugh out loud. 】

——[My wife beat me up today. I hid in the toilet and cried. I laughed out loud after watching your video. But my wife thought I was disobedient and beat me again. 】

——[Girls should not show off their figures on the Internet, and should spend more time learning cultural knowledge. Let me give you a geography question to test you: Where is your home address? 】

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Lin Xi also blushed at Fang Yuan's nonsense.

He stammered and explained: "Coach...I...I..."

"Hey~~" Fang Yuan sighed helplessly when he saw her like this.

He took the initiative to get out of the car and help her adjust her seat.

He comforted her with a gentle tone: "Don't be nervous, relax, haven't you already passed subject two?"

"I'll teach you the lighting test simulation first."

"You should have read the information when you were at home."

As soon as these words came out, Lin Xi's mood immediately calmed down a lot.

He nodded like a quail: "I've seen it all at home."

"Well! Let me first tell you the specific location of each lamp and how to turn it on."

After more than twenty minutes of training.

Lin Xi gradually mastered the lighting of various lights.

It's just that if you want to be able to handle the exam skillfully, it won't be possible for a while.

So I’m going to teach her subject three directly and get going.

Fang Yuan calmly ordered: "Follow my command throughout the entire process."

Lin Xi nodded repeatedly: "Okay coach."

"Ignite it first and start it!"

"OK."

Under Lin Xitong's hurried operation.

The car gradually began to tremble and slowly moved forward.

Fang Yuan looked at the upcoming intersection ahead and reminded: "Turn the steering wheel."

"Ah?" Lin Xili was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at Fang Yuan with clear confusion in his eyes.

"Turn the steering wheel? What are you doing standing there in a daze?"

"Oh~~" Although she didn't understand a little, she saw the unquestionable look in the coach's eyes.

Still gritted his teeth and did it.

He raised his fist and hit the steering wheel.

Bang bang bang! !

Senseless! !

Fang Yuan was stunned!

The man behind was also confused!

Everyone looked at Lin Xi with disbelief.

Fang Yuan was about to collapse under her, so he quickly stepped on the brakes and grabbed Lin Xi's arm.

He asked speechlessly: "No...what are you doing?"

"Ah?" Lin Xi replied blankly: "What's wrong, coach? Didn't you ask me to follow your instructions and turn the steering wheel the whole time?"

"yes!"

"I'm letting you take the wheel!"

"But, do you really not understand what I mean?"

"When I ask you to turn the steering wheel, do I ask you to turn it directly?"

"Oh My God!!"

"you..."

Fang Yuan was so angry that he couldn't speak.

Even though he was only in his twenties, he felt like he was going to be pissed off.

But no matter how angry he was, he could only suppress it and try his best to calm down.

He spoke again: "Okay, okay, I didn't make it clear just now. Turn left at the intersection ahead and turn the steering wheel to the left. Do you understand this time?"

As he spoke, he gestured to turn the steering wheel.

Lin Xi's face froze and she smiled awkwardly: "That's what you mean, coach, I'm sorry, I know what to do!"

"Yeah!" Seeing that Lin Xi's attitude was good, Fang Yuan lost a lot of anger and released the brake on his foot.

Lin Xi stepped on the accelerator lightly and turned the steering wheel to the left.

The car body also turned left.

Everything went relatively smoothly.

But while driving, Fang Yuan found that the arc of the turn was too small.

As a result, if the car continues to drive like this, it will definitely hit the telephone pole on the left.

Fang Yuan quickly reminded loudly: "Beat to death! Beat to death!"

Lin Xi asked in a panic: "Beat him to death? Beat him to death for what, coach?"

"Beat me to death!! Beat me to death!" Fang Yuan pointed at himself and roared: "Beat me to death!!"

"Ah..." Lin Xi replied with a grimace: "Coach, isn't this not good?"

Fang Yuan's anger could no longer be suppressed, and he shouted loudly: "Can't you see that if you continue to turn around, you will hit the telephone pole!! Why don't you beat the steering wheel to death!"

"Oh! I know!"

Lin Xi quickly hit the steering wheel to death, and then the car passed the telephone pole without any danger.

Fang Yuan leaned on the chair, opened the car window, and breathed heavily.

This coach is really not something that ordinary people can be.

No matter how good-tempered a person is, he can become mad when angry.

But he also knew that his tone just now was a bit harsh.

So this time I spoke in a much gentler manner: "Well, very good, relax, don't be nervous, we will start driving in a straight line later, remember to look forward, not the steering wheel."

"Press the accelerator lightly, move the steering wheel slightly, and control the body. Remember?"

"Remember, coach!"

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——[I am going to die laughing in this live broadcast room sooner or later. Turning the steering wheel, even a person like me who has never taken a driver’s license knows what it means. She passed the second subject, but she didn’t understand that the reason for turning the steering wheel was because it was too loud. Are you nervous? 】

——[At least she listened to the coach and did whatever the coach asked her to do. Just say she didn't turn the steering wheel. If Fang Yuan hadn't explained it in time, I was really afraid that she would jump up and beat Fang Yuan to death! 】

——[This is the first time in my life that I have heard such a strange request. If I want a beautiful woman, you should satisfy his needs and beat him to death. When the police come, we will bear witness for you. 】

——[Coaching is not easy, I’m tired. It's obviously a common saying, but it means something else to the students' ears. Just like the common girl before, I always thought it was just a joke on the Internet. I didn't expect that such a person really existed in reality. She wouldn't really Did you go to the police and complain? 】

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After calming down, Fang Yuan patiently taught Lin Xi.

However, at this moment, he overheard faint sobbing.

Turning his head, he realized that the male student behind him had been looking at his mobile phone with his head down.

He hasn't made a sound since he got off the car just now.

Those who didn’t know better thought there was a ghost sitting behind it.

Fang Yuan felt that this man was a little strange and took a curious look at what he was looking at.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t look at it. Once you look at it, you will be dumbfounded! !

A video is playing on your phone.

In the picture, two big white bars are playing 69!

The blood vessels of those who watched it swelled and their hormones surged.

Fang Yuan was shocked! !

Did you see a ghost today?

Are the three students more outrageous than the other?

The first one is insane, the second reaction arc is a bit low, and the third one is more exaggerated.

Sit in the back and watch a movie?

Please! !

When we don't exist?

Is there a girl sitting in front of you?

Are you that horny?

Can't you go home and watch it?

What makes Fang Yuan even more speechless is that just watch it.

Why are you crying?

Can you still cry while watching a short movie?

Completely incomprehensible.

What role does this play?

Wu Dalang?

Fang Yuan pondered for a while, and finally couldn't help but said: "Handsome... what are you doing? Are you here to learn driving or to further your studies?"

"We are all grown-ups, and I understand. Can you please turn it off first?"

"If you like to study, why don't you prepare the paper alone at night and hide in the room to study?"

"If it doesn't work, I'll find a place to stop, and we can watch it slowly together."

Lin Xi, who was driving, was confused when she heard this.

He asked blankly: "Coach, what are you talking about?"

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "Little girl, don't pry, just drive your car."

"Oh~~"

The male student slowly raised his head.

At this moment, his eyes were already red.

Tears were streaming down his face, and even his entire face was wet.

Fang Yuan was stunned.

Are you wet after watching a short movie?

Isn't it?

In desperation, he quickly pulled out a few pieces of paper from the side and handed them over: "Handsome guy, wipe your tears first."

"Just turn off the little movie after wiping it, okay?"

The male student took the tissue and wiped his tears and nose.

He cried aggrievedly: "Coach... this is not a small movie!"

"This...this...this is my home surveillance~~wuwuwu~~~That woman is my wife!!"

Damn it! !

Fang Yuan almost jumped up in shock and cursed unconsciously.

Netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked and shouted, "Holy shit!"

Looking at the screen of still playing 69 on the phone.

Fang Yuan felt like his head was buzzing and his outlook on life was about to be shattered.

How is this a small movie?

It’s clearly a live version of the MV!

Watching my wife do that kind of thing with another man.

This feeling is so exciting!

Although Fang Yuan has never experienced it, as a man, he understands! !

This cuckold has been put on my head and is stained, so it can't be washed off.

With the green grassland at home, how could he still have the time to practice driving?

As a coach, he instinctively wanted to persuade.

But the question is, how to persuade?

It's not a big deal to comfort him, his wife is still his own anyway.

Or should I comfort him and use Fuyanjie to cleanse him?

Or maybe find a bridge to jump on to add to the fun?

No wonder he had been depressed since he got in the car.

It turns out that my home was stolen!

But what Fang Yuan didn't understand was.

This was already the case, and he could still sit back calmly.

Is this a drug withdrawal?

So tolerable?

I'm afraid even people who have given up drug addiction can't bear this kind of thing, right?