Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep

"No, no, no~~" Li Min quickly smiled and waved her hand, taking the initiative to give up her position.

Fang Yuan explained calmly: "When driving, you will always meet some people who like to race."

"With this kind of person, you should try to hide as far away as possible, so as not to drag you into the water."

"Got it coach!"

After what happened just now, Ji Dashi obviously became nervous again.

The hand holding the steering wheel unconsciously became stiff, and even the nails were about to dig into it.

Fang Yuan shook his head helplessly: "Are you scared?"

"Ah?" Li Min responded blankly.

I saw Fang Yuan opening the storage box, and there was a lot of fuss inside.

Several people watching were confused.

Li Min asked curiously: "Coach, what are you looking for?"

Fang Yuan replied while searching: "Wait a moment, I'm looking for a screwdriver."

"I'll take off the steering wheel for you later."

"I see you hold it so tightly, I guess I like it a lot!"

Hearing this, Li Min was immediately stunned.

He replied with a bitter look on his face: "Coach...I was wrong~~"

Fang Yuan raised his head and glanced at the steering wheel: "I asked you to hold the steering wheel, but I didn't ask you to insert your fingers.

"What? How many holes do you want to make for the steering wheel?"

"Believe it or not, next time I tie a durian around the steering wheel, I'll let you pick it!"

Confused~

Not only Li Min, but also the two people behind them all looked fierce.

Unconsciously, I thought of a circle of prickly durian shells taped to the steering wheel.

That feeling, don’t be too sour!

The young man looked at Xiao An blankly and asked, "Does the coach always talk like this?"

Xiao An chuckled: "It's okay~~The coach is very nice, he likes to joke with us.

"Oh~~" The young man nodded thoughtfully.

However, not long after, Li Min started to mess around again.

Fang Yuan discovered that Li Min had a habit of always turning the steering wheel a little to the right.

So the car will veer to the right while driving, and then suddenly return to the straight line.

It went on like this many times.

Finally, Fang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore and reminded: "Why do you always like to drive to the right?"

"Is your mother's family there?"

Li Min's face froze, and he smiled and shook his head: "Coach...I don't know what's going on...I always feel that the car is crooked."

Fang Yuan was stunned and replied: "I don't know whether the car is tilted or not. I can tell that your eyesight is not very good."

"Are you usually superstitious?"

"Huh?" Li Min was a little confused by this inexplicable question, so: "One thing, what's the matter? Coach?"

"That's no wonder!"

Fang Yuan suddenly realized and said, "I blamed you wrongly."

"It's not that you want to go to the right."

"It's the Bodhisattva who protects me, right?"

As soon as these words came out, several people in the car were instantly confused.

All the 810 netizens in the live broadcast room were also shocked.

[Is this even okay? Bodhisattva bless you? Are you sure it’s not the right? What on earth is in this guy’s mind? If not this pole can’t be hit in one place, it will come out of his mouth, and he even plays homophonic jokes. !!]

[Just now, I told this joke to my female classmate. She fed me a biscuit. I blushed after eating it. Then she giggled and said she picked it up on the ground. It doesn’t matter to me because it was fed by you. , the afterglow of the sun shone into the classroom, and I saw her face turned red...I slapped her!]

——[Learning to learn a driver’s license is not as good as learning barbecue. Listen to me, stop learning and go learn barbecue. I spent 6800 to learn barbecue, bought a tricycle for 3600, and welded the frame for more than 1000. Plus miscellaneous things, the total cost was 1.5 Looks like ten thousand. I sold 12 on the first day, 58 on the second day, 22 on the third day, and more than 2,000 on the fourth day. I sold the tricycle!】

[I remember when I was learning to get a driver’s license, there was a female student who was so stupid. The instructor was so angry with her that she couldn’t teach anymore. He bought me a pack of cigarettes and asked me to teach. I was sitting in the passenger seat, and she kept asking some incomprehensible questions. They were all common sense questions. After a few days of teaching, I went to make an appointment to take the test. I couldn't stand it anymore. If I continued teaching, I would be infected. 】

After stumbling all the way, we finally arrived at the driving practice venue.

As soon as he parked the car, Ji Min found that he seemed to be parked crookedly.

He smiled awkwardly: "Coach, I pulled over and crossed the line again."

Fang Yuan waved his hand: "It's not your problem. It's that the road on the right is narrow. Get off the car quickly, or I will be mad at you.'

Hearing this, Li Min stuck out his tongue, hurriedly loosened his seat belt and got out of the car.

Fang Yuan has said this countless times along the way.

If she continued talking, she would have to wonder if she was a fool.

Fang Yuan looked at the young man sitting behind and asked calmly: "Have you learned lighting simulation at home?"

"Yeah! I've learned it, coach!"

"Okay, come here and I'll teach you how to recognize it."

"Yeah yeah!"

After getting off the car, the young man directly opened the main driver's seat and sat on it.

Fang Yuan silently reminded: "What should I do before getting on the car?"

"Oh oh!" The young man immediately reacted.

But then he suddenly said: "Should I get off the car and walk around?"

Hearing this, Fang Yuan was confused: "What else? Walk around in the car?"

"Oh oh, I know!"

The young man hurriedly opened the car door, got off the car and walked around, and then got on the car again.

After sitting in the seat, he picked up the left seat belt and prepared to fasten it.

But in the end, he put it under the armpit.

After a while, the two belts were wrapped together.

After tossing for almost a minute, [(cbcf) asked stupidly: "Coach...how do I fasten the seat belt?"

Fang Yuan was stunned for a moment.

His eyes were filled with shock!!

A person who just passed the second subject actually asked how to fasten the seat belt??

Is this a question that a normal person can ask?

Even people who have never learned to drive know how to fasten it, right?

Fang Yuan looked at the boy's silly expression, confirmed that he was not joking, and replied lightly: "Wrap it around your neck twice!"

"Ah?" The boy's face froze, and he smiled awkwardly: "Coach... Stop joking, it will get into trouble."

"You know it too!!"

"It's not... You didn't wear a seat belt when you took the second subject test, does the safety officer know?"

"I know... It's not... I wore a seat belt when I took the second subject!"

"Then why don't you know it now?"

The boy replied with a bitter face: "I don't know either... I always feel something is wrong~~"

Huh~~

Fang Yuan took a deep breath, pulled the seat belt from his hand, and inserted it to the side.

"It's that simple, remember it?"

"Remember it!"

After that, Fang Yuan explained and practiced for more than 20 minutes.

The boy gradually understood the lights.

After explaining some precautions for practicing on the road in Subject 3, the young man hurriedly released the handbrake and lifted the clutch.

Luckily, the car did not stall and began to shake slowly.

But when it was time to shift gears to ease the situation.

The young man shifted gears several times in a row, but always felt that he did not shift gears properly, and he was twisting hard.

Fang Yuan's eyelids were twitching.

After more than ten seconds, he finally couldn't bear to watch it anymore.

He suddenly asked: "What are you doing? So hard, do you want to pull it out and use it as a stick to beat me to death?"

The young man paused, smiled bitterly and replied: "Coach... am I in gear?"

"What do you think!!"

Fang Yuan looked at him blankly: "If you like it, I will pull it out and take it home for you to play with after practicing."

"No need, no need!" The young man smiled and quickly released the brake, and the car started to drive a little bit.

Maybe it was because he had just switched from Subject 2 to Subject 3 and was not used to stepping on the accelerator.

The car was driving at a low speed.

Fang Yuan rolled her eyes as she watched him drive with one hand and put the other hand on the gear lever.

At first, she thought he just didn't react.

But after driving for more than a minute, he still kept this action.

Fang Yuan asked speechlessly: "Does your family have a car?"

The young man nodded blankly: "Yes!"

"Tell me honestly, did you secretly drive your family's car?"

"Ah?" The young man was shocked and asked guiltily: "Coach... How did you know this!"

"Nonsense!!"

Fang Yuan pointed at his hand holding the gear lever: "Do you think it's cool to drive with one hand and hold the gear lever with the other hand?"

The young man smiled, and his expression had already betrayed what he was thinking.

"Is the steering wheel going to bite you? Put your hands on it!"

"Who taught you these bad habits!!"

"If you are really an experienced driver, there is nothing wrong with you. Others can't control you when you drive."

"You haven't even gotten a novice driver's license yet, and you've already started to imitate others in acting cool.

"I would like to remind you, don't drive your family's car next time, wait until you get your driver's license before driving.

"Be responsible for yourself and others!"

After being scolded by Fang Yuan, the young man's face looked like a bitter gourd.

He kept nodding his head: "I understand, coach."

"Yeah!" Fang Yuan nodded lightly: "It's too slow, step on the accelerator!"

"OK!"

The young man stepped lightly with his right foot, and then quickly retracted.

The car picked up a little speed.

But it's a bit uncomfortable for people to sit, and it's a bit uncomfortable.

Fang Yuan was about to collapse, and he raised his head and covered his face in pain.

Then he asked: "Are you afraid of the pain of the accelerator, so you are so reluctant to step on it?"

"No……"

"Don't you dare step on it without you? Step on it for 40 yards!"

"Oh~~"

After half an hour of painful torture, the lap was finally over.

Xiao An in the back is even worse.

Each one is more outrageous than the last.

It took the three of them more than 2 hours to practice just two laps.

Fang Yuan felt deeply hurt by the world all morning.

He couldn't wait to leave this ghost place and these three deadly students.

Seeing that the time was almost up, he quickly ordered Xiao An to drive back.

On the way back, there were inevitably bumps and bumps again.

Fang Yuan turned around and asked the three of them to practice separately. Otherwise, the blood pressure would add up and become unbearable.

Since the guy’s house is relatively close, it’s considered a drop-in.

So the car drove directly to the downstairs of the community.

After parking the car, the young man said hello and went back alone.

No one noticed.

at this time.

A man came to the back of the car carrying a red gift bag.

Then put the gift bag on the left side where the rear wheel must pass when reversing.

He squatted beside him and carried it.

Xiao An, who was sitting in the main driver's seat, didn't notice this phenomenon at all.

Fang Yuan was sitting in the passenger seat and was even more invisible.

After seeing the young man off, Xiao An directly put the reverse gear on and the car slowly reversed.

The result is the next second.

Suddenly I heard the sound of breaking porcelain.

"Oh~~" Xiao An was startled,

Immediately I felt as if I had pressed against something.

Press the brakes quickly.

Fang Yuan also looked behind him in confusion.

I saw the man who was squatting on the ground to tie his belt, walked over to Xiao An with an angry look and cursed: "You are blind!!"

"I was just trying to tie my shoelaces, and you crushed my things?"

"How do you drive?"

Xiao An looked at the angry man with a panicked expression and apologized repeatedly: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry!! I didn't pay attention!"

"Is it okay to just read it without paying attention?"

“If an apology works, why do we need the police?”

"Tell me, what should I do?! Call the police?"

When he heard that the police were going to call the police, little An Hun was so scared that he cried and replied: "I'll pay, can't I pay for it?"

Fang Yuan frowned when he saw this scene, unbuckled his seat belt and got out of the car to take a look.

The red gift bag is being squeezed by the forum on the left.

Everything inside seemed to be crushed to pieces.

When the man heard Xiao An say he wanted to pay, he snorted: "Pay?"

"Okay!"

"One hundred thousand!"

"Take the money!"

"Ah?" Xiao An was shocked!

"You...are you kidding me...one hundred thousand??"

Fang Yuan was also shocked. He asked for 100,000 yuan. He asked out of curiosity: "What does it cost 100,000 yuan for? Are you blackmailing someone?"

"Blackmailing?" The man sneered, took out his mobile phone and took several photos in succession at the location of the forum.

Then he said: "Why don't you open it and see what's inside me? Then you'll know whether I should ask you for 100,000 yuan or not!!"

This sudden scene stunned netizens in the live broadcast room.

[What the hell? One hundred thousand? What if it’s so valuable? Look at that bag, it’s just an ordinary bag. This guy must be blackmailing someone!]

[You see, this is why you have to go around in a circle before getting on the bus! Fang Yuan is giving us on-site teaching, but the cost is a bit high, I feel like I won’t be able to do it today.

Good place. 】

[That’s for sure, no matter what, I’m just crushing other people’s things, no matter how hard I say it. Xiao An is in bad luck. I wonder if Fang Yuan can save her.

[How to save? If the things inside are really worth 100,000, then you should pay for it honestly. It is only natural that you should pay for damage to people and things. Even Fang Yuan can only

Looking at the man's attitude, Fang Yuan's brows had already furrowed into the character "Sichuan".

The price of one hundred thousand really scared him.

And judging from the way he was taking pictures with his cell phone, it didn’t look like he was doing it out of nowhere.

Is it possible that the things inside are really worth 100,000?

Right now, the top priority is to figure out what's inside.

Fang Yuan had no choice but to tell Xiao An: "Drive the car forward and let me see what's in the bag!"

"Ah~~" Xiao An had a bitter look on his face when he heard this! "Coach... I'm afraid, I don't dare to drive!!"

"Forget it, forget it! I'll do it!"

He could also understand that after what happened just now, it was really too much pressure for her, a student who didn't have a driver's license yet.

After Xiao An got off the car, Fang Yuan got into the driver's seat, stepped on the accelerator, and drove half a meter forward.

Only a sound of ceramic collision was heard from behind.

After turning off the engine and pulling the handbrake, Fang Yuan came to the bag.

The man picked up the bag with an angry look on his face, opened it and yelled loudly: "See for yourself!!"

"What's in here!"

Fang Yuan and Xiao An both looked at him in confusion.

Suddenly he couldn't help but take a breath of cold air.

I saw a piece of porcelain inside!!

At this moment, it was already broken into pieces.

There are only a few big ones.

It looks like an antique!!

No wonder this man asked for 100,000 when he came up!

Xiao An timidly asked: "Isn't this just a piece of porcelain? Why does it cost 100,000 yuan?"

"Heh~~"

The man sneered: "Do you think this is the bowl you eat from?"

After speaking, he took out a certificate from inside.

"did you see it!!"

"Cultural Relic Appraisal Certificate!!"

"It also has the expert's personal seal on it!!"

"Master Zhang! Please ask Xihai City whether the things he has certified are true or false!!"

Xiao An looked at the words "identified as authentic" written on the certificate and stumbled on the spot and almost fell down.

She was really panicking now!!

No matter how stupid she is, she still understands how precious antiques are!

And there is also an expert’s identification certificate, which means that it is real!!

It’s over, it’s over!!

It’s completely over now!!

Li Min, who was next to him, quickly supported Xiao An and comforted him softly: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, there is still a coach here."

"Coach, what should we do now?"

Fang Yuan glanced at the certificate briefly, then took out the porcelain inside and took a casual look.

A slight smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. .