Where's The Coach's Loudspeaker? The Horn Is In My Mouth, Beep
98. What Should The Coach Do If There Is A Red Light? Turn On Airplane Mode!
Under Fang Yuan's instructions, the young man stepped on the accelerator and the car slowly drove out of the driving school.
After driving for a while, the young man was no longer as nervous as before and was concentrating on controlling the vehicle.
Shift into gear every now and then.
Fang Yuan was stunned by this.
I couldn't help but ask: "Are you stuck in the car?"
"Why are you always in gear?"
"What? Is it fresh to shift gears again?"
The young man looked blankly and replied blankly: "I always feel like I haven't hooked up..."
Fang Yuan waved his hand speechlessly: "You don't want to feel it, but the car feels it. If the car runs normally, it means there is no problem!"
"Oh~~"
The young man nodded thoughtfully, pointed to the red light in front of him and asked doubtfully: "Coach...what should I do if the light is red...?"
"Ha~~" Fang Yuan laughed at this stupid question.
He turned around and looked at the young man and replied: "Turn on airplane mode!"
"Ah? Does this car have this function?"
"No!"
"BB..."
Fang Yuan saw that the car was about to run through the red light and sighed helplessly.
He stepped on the passenger brake and replied calmly: "Where did you go to university?"
"Ah?" The young man was confused by the question, and replied without knowing why: "Does it mean that academic qualifications discriminate against people who don't drive well?"
Fang Yuan waved his hand: "If you don't hit the brakes when the light is red, do you want to drive to your school?"
"Didn't anyone tell you when you were a kid that you had to stop at a red light and stop at a green light?"
The young man's face froze, and he smiled awkwardly, a little embarrassed.
"Forget it!" Fang Yuan shook his head speechlessly: "Be smart and don't make such a low-level mistake."
"Oh!" The young man knew he was in the wrong and nodded honestly.
After the red light ended, the car slowly started again.
When passing a right-turn section.
The young man always felt that the steering wheel was not turned properly.
Nervously asked: "Coach...is the next step going to be to kill the steering wheel?"
Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at him: "What do you think the car is?"
"If you don't understand this, can you take it with me during the exam?"
The young man replied blankly: "Can I really take it with you?"
Hearing this, Fang Yuan wanted to cry.
"Yes! Yes!"
"When the time comes, you put me on your lap and you drive and I explain."
"The security officer is responsible for watching the show!"
Puff.
The two girls at the back laughed unkindly.
The young man rolled his head in embarrassment.
If you think about it carefully, every question you ask is a little bit mentally retarded!
For the rest of the road, Fang Yuan turned a blind eye.
After all, the young man has just started on the road, so the requirements for him cannot be too strict.
However, when it comes to the driving practice venue.
A sudden kick came to a sudden stop.
The car stopped instantly, there was a scraping sound on the ground, and everyone stepped forward.
The two girls behind even bumped into the seats.
"Ouch~~it hurts me to death!!"
The young man's face looked like a bitter gourd, and he looked at Fang Yuan with a wry smile: "Coach...I braked a bit too hard...is this normal?"
Fang Yuan smiled helplessly: "It's normal! It's normal for you to throw me away!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room could no longer hold back.
【Popularity】+1+1+1+1.
[The male students are so miserable. I feel like Fang Yuan treats them differently. He is much more tolerant towards female students, but is very arrogant towards men. This guy is studying for the second time today, so he is probably going to have a psychological shadow. 】
[When I was practicing driving, there was a female student who had a great figure and good looks. Every time when she was practicing, the instructor’s eyes would straighten and his voice would become softer.
, Even if that woman is stupid, the coach is very patient. Once she gets off the car, it is us, good guys, and we will directly start the dragon's roar! 】
[We have a coach here who likes to harass female students. When he sees a beautiful one, he will deliberately create opportunities to learn to drive with her alone, and then take the opportunity to do some physical actions. For example, if the girl doesn’t turn the steering wheel well, he will grab the female student by the hand. His hands controlled the steering wheel. Not to mention, he actually slept a lot, and most of them were young women. I really don’t know what they thought. 】
[This kind of cheating is just for excitement under the guise of learning to drive. Once discovered, it will be said that the coach has unspoken rules for her. If she didn't want to, the coach wouldn't be able to sleep with her. If Bian Ning called the police directly, the coach wouldn't be able to eat and walk around. 】
After the young man got out of the car, he changed to Ji Min Lianjun.
Not long after I got in the car, the car started to go awry while driving in a straight line.
And the road behind it is always crooked.
Fang Yuan saw it, but never spoke.
Li Min seemed to have noticed something was wrong.
He explained awkwardly: "I didn't hit the right spot, I drove it crookedly."
Fang Yuan smiled faintly: "You are not crooked, the road is crooked!"
Hearing this, Li Min could only smile.
But during this moment of distraction, the car became more and more crooked.
He was about to hit the green belt next to him.
Li Min hurriedly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!!"
Fang Yuan was stunned.
He quickly stepped on the brakes and looked at her in shock.
"What are you doing? My car doesn't have voice control, it's not that high-tech!"
"And your feet."
"Is the object at the braking point reluctant to step on it?"
Li Min turned to look at Fang Yuan, looking frightened, and replied with a grimace: "Coach... I was scared to death, and my mind was blank.
Phew~~
Fang Yuan took a deep breath: "So I often tell you that learning to drive is not only about technique, but also about mentality."
"For people with a bad mentality, once they hit the road, their skills will be reduced by half, or even lower."
"Think about it, are all car accidents accidents?"
Li Min nodded blankly.
"The so-called accident means something unexpected, something that happens suddenly without any warning."
"At this time, a person's emergency response ability is especially tested."
"If you handle it well, you can avoid a disaster."
"On the contrary, if your mind goes blank at this time, disaster is inevitable."
"So in my opinion, no matter how good you are in driving skills, it is not as good as having a good attitude and emergency response ability when driving."
"Who doesn't know how to accelerate in a straight line? The key is to make a calm judgment when encountering problems!"
"Do you all remember it?"
The three people in the car all nodded seriously.
Fang Yuan smiled lightly: "This is why I let you go on the road, don't be nervous, don't be afraid!"
"A good attitude is better than anything else!"
"Okay, go ahead!"
After Fang Yuan's explanation, the two of them were completely different when practicing driving.
The mentality has changed drastically.
In fact, whether it is subject two or three, in the eyes of people who can drive, they are basic operations.
The reason why novices have difficulty learning is because they are unfamiliar and nervous.
But if you abandon the tension, learning to drive will be more effective with half the effort.
Two hours passed by in a blink of an eye.
Seeing that it was almost 12 noon, Fang Yuan calmly ordered the young man: "Go back for the last lap.
The two girls at the back also relaxed and chatted.
I don’t know what they are chatting about.
While chatting, Li Min suddenly asked: "Xiao An, do you think my nose is a bit ugly?"
"Ah? I think it's okay~~"
"But...my boyfriend insists that I get plastic surgery, saying that my nose will look much better.
Xiao An smiled and shook his head: "It's okay, it's not necessary."
"It's necessary~~"
"My boyfriend wants to break up with me because of this."
"No way~~" Xiao An was a little shocked: "I broke up with you just because of your ugly nose?"
"What kind of boyfriend is this?"
Li Min smiled bitterly and said, "No, it's not what you think."
"My boyfriend is really nice to me, so much so that everyone I know is envious of me."
Hearing this, Xiao An immediately became interested and asked curiously: "What a good idea, let me hear it.
"DB..."
"About two months ago... I met him at a party in a bar."
"After the party, he approached me and asked for my contact information."
"You don't know, he is so handsome and rich. I never expected that he would show me his mobile phone."
Xiao An's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he asked anxiously: "What next, what next.
Li Min smiled and replied: "Then I gave it to you..."
"As a result, he sent me a message that night and chatted with me, saying that he fell in love with me at first sight..."
Speaking of this, Li Min was a little shy, but the joy on his face could not be concealed.
"Such a handsome guy, and he still has money... At that time... my heart was pounding like a deer."
"For a period of time afterwards, he sent me messages every morning, noon and evening, expressing concern and greetings."
"Bring me breakfast early every morning."
"Chat with me often..."
"Then...then..."
Xiao An grinned and asked hurriedly: "Then you agreed, right?"
Li Min smiled and nodded: "After we got together, he became better to me and picked me up from get off work every morning, noon and evening."
"Prepare a little surprise for me from time to time."
"My friends are extremely envious and think I have found someone who loves me."
Xiao An nodded repeatedly and asked: "What happened next..."
Speaking of this, Li Min's expression suddenly turned lonely.
"But recently...he wants to break up with me~~"
"I ask him why."
"He said they were teasing him when he was out partying with friends."
"How could such a handsome and rich man find such an ugly man?"
"He didn't care at first, but as time went by, his parents opposed him, and the pressure increased, and he couldn't hold it back anymore.
"So I broke up with you."
Xiao An replied solemnly: "Then you think of a way to win him back?"
Li Min nodded: "When I meet such a good man, I definitely don't want to let him go."
"But...my looks are natural and given to me by my parents, so what can I do?
"Then he suggested that I get plastic surgery and change my nose. It would make me look much better. Then no one would gossip about me."
Xiao An nodded thoughtfully: "Ang~~ No wonder you said you wanted to change your nose. It turns out that's the reason."
"Then go and change it. After all, money is spent on yourself, so treat it as investing in yourself."
...*.***............
"And there is such a good man, he is sure to make money without losing money.
As soon as these words came out.
Li Min didn't have time to answer.
I heard a faint voice from Fang Yuan in front: "If you really go for the treatment, then congratulations, you are cheated.
"ah?"
The two girls were immediately shocked and shouted in unison: "Why?"
Fang Yuan turned his head and smiled lightly
: "I heard everything you two talked about just now."
"What I often say is that the only people who can treat you unconditionally and develop in the direction you like, except your parents, are liars!"
“Because the scammer’s goal is your money, he is willing to compromise!”
"Haven't you ever thought about it, with your appearance, handsome and wealthy people, why would they fall in love with you?"
Li Min smiled awkwardly: "I...I don't know either."
Fang Yuan smiled and shook his head: "Don't talk about love at first sight, it's all based on good looks.
"Let me tell you a similar scam that I know."
"There is a kind of company that is an artificial beauty factory, which can also be understood as a medical beauty company."
“They are not like normal plastic surgery shops that advertise to attract people.
"But take the initiative!"
"Find some handsome little freshmen, and then give each of them a car worth hundreds of thousands, and package them into the second generation or the first generation of rich people."
"These little freshmen get to know some average-looking girls through social networking apps and bars and nightclubs."
"I'm not looking for something particularly good-looking, nor something particularly ugly, just about average."
"Find a way to fall in love with them."
Xiao An asked blankly: "Are you pretending to be in love?"
Fang Yuan rolled his eyes at her: "What if, can we really talk about it?"
"Think about it, what would happen if an average-looking girl encounters such a handsome and heavy-weight second-generation or first-generation rich man and takes the initiative to pursue her?"
Xiao An replied blankly: "Then you must be happy~"
"right!"
"Basically not many women can say no."
"And these men are very good at falling in love."
"They are all professionally trained."
"Such as push and pull techniques, indulgence in lust, seduction, high-position suppression, etc., they are all very proficient."
"As for sending messages in the morning, noon and evening, and sending breakfast, they are all low-level ways to pick up girls."
"But for girls with average looks, it's like Yue Lao has opened his eyes and pulled the right strings."
"Coupled with the various pursuits and beatings by men, these women have basically entrusted their little fresh meat to their lifelong partners on the spot."
"There are even some love-minded girls who have even thought about the names of their future children."
"Then, fall in love for a month or two."
"The relationship is almost mature at this time, and it's time to harvest."
"Xiao Xianrou would tell these women that because of them, he couldn't hold his head high in front of his friends and family. He was under too much pressure, so he proposed to break up."
"In this case, what would you do if you were a girl?"
The young man suddenly said: "Then I must find a way to retain him, if he doesn't know that he has been banned.
Fang Yuan smiled and nodded: "That's right!"
"Who would give up such a good man?"
"We will try our best to save him."
"Then the man will tell her that actually I can't bear to break up."
"Otherwise, you can just go for a complete facelift. There is no need for major changes. Just change a certain part."
"It just so happens that he also knows a plastic surgery hospital, and he can get a 20% discount if he goes there. He knows the people there, so he can feel confident doing the surgery.
After saying this, Fang Yuan looked at Li Min: "So are you excited?"
"For love, it's nothing to pay so little, right?"
At this moment, Li Min's eyes were enlarged and his face was tense. He sat motionless, already extremely shocked.
Fang Yuan continued: "In this case, most women won't refuse, right?"
"It's not like he did anything bad or illegal."
"Besides, I won't say anything about investing in myself." 1
"It cost a hundred and eighty thousand to do it."
"As for those who don't have money, the hospital can also help you get a loan or something, so that's what we did."
"Anyway, after you get married to your boyfriend, this money won't count as much money."
"Okay, once done.
"This list is destined to be completed."
"When those women came back to find their boyfriends, they found that their boyfriends still wanted to break up with her."
"As long as he wants to, he has 10,000 reasons, but girls can't accomplish it every time, right?"
"In other words, once the woman has finished her face, they can leave."
"It's over. Girls have lost all their talents. They were slept with and their money was spent. When they woke up from the dream, they didn't even know they were cheated!!
"Some women even think that there is something wrong with them, so they break up."
"As everyone knows, I have no intention of doing anything to you at all."
As Fang Yuan's voice gradually fell.
Li Min gradually woke up.
With a dull look on his face, he muttered: "It's impossible...it's impossible...he loves me so much~~"
Hearing this, Fang Yuan couldn't help but shook his head and smiled. .
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