White Bone Monkey King

"Master Li, are you willing to go to the wedding hall to get married to your little girl tonight, and have a wedding night of flowers and candles?"

The innkeeper smiled and looked in the direction of Jin An.

Hold your hands in front of your abdomen.

There is a dog skin plaster on his forehead.

Coupled with his cheerful smile and the expectant look in his eyes.

The more I look at him, the more he looks like a brothel turtle standing at the door of a brothel soliciting male customers. Once a romantic gentleman passes by the brothel door, the brothel turtle will greet him with a smile and say enthusiastically and skillfully: "Hey, this young man is very handsome. , he is a talented man, and at first glance he is a handsome and handsome young man, he is exactly the right man that my girl is waiting for."

"My girl is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, can sing and dance, and is outstanding in public arts at that time. Unfortunately, fate has played a trick on people. Since ancient times, beauty has always had a bad life. Unfortunately, she was abandoned by her childhood sweetheart. She was also defrauded of all her wealth. The two elders in the family fell ill. In order to buy medicine for their parents, the infatuated goddess ended up in prostitution and contracted sexually transmitted diseases. She was depressed every day and had no interest in playing the flute. Sir, are you willing to solve the problem of my girl and save my infatuated goddess? Silly girl?"

This is called elegance and vulgarity.

Brothels are different from Huajie Liuxiang.

Those who can go to Huajie and Liuxiang are ordinary lower-class people who are greedy for cheap and have few coins on their bodies. Do butchers, porters, and hard workers understand what arty means? The purpose of everyone coming to Huajie Liuxiang is very simple, just to buy pork belly.

And would young men with some wealth, wealthy businessmen, scholars, scholars, and officials eat pork belly for a few copper coins?

That's a lot of price drop.

In order to promote their status and show that they are elite members of the upper class, they naturally go to brothels in high-end entertainment venues.

The old madams and old mothers in brothels have all come from the dusty world, so they naturally understand the thoughts of these rich people. These people not only want to visit prostitutes but also want to build a chastity memorial for themselves, so the girls under their hands are carefully packaged and packaged. She became a coward, dancer, and singer who was proficient in music, chess, calligraphy, painting, singing, dancing, and lyrics, but not her own body.

Unless you have any merits that can impress these hustlers who are not prostitutes, then staying overnight with ten taels of silver or one hundred taels of silver is as if they were inlaid with gold, which is very expensive.

Don't even say it.

The more educated people are, the more likely they are to do this.

Logically speaking, everyone is a prostitute, and no one is superior to anyone else. However, educated people want to be prostitutes but also want to build a memorial for themselves as senior intellectuals.

Therefore, since ancient times, there has been a fine tradition of scholars, scholars, and elegant scholars writing poems to the girls in brothels to compete for the oiran. It doesn’t matter if you are uneducated. You can be a grandfather of rich men of seven or eighty years, or rich second-generation sons of dandies. You can spend money to find someone. Buy poetry and package it as an oiran.

No reason.

Just because having a prostitute can make a man look good.

It's like the ancient and wise saying, "The officials are great, but the servants can't do it anymore." What is this called? This is called a man's happiness. It's that simple.

Jin An felt the scene in front of him.

Just like the brothel routine.

After being heavily packaged, everyone has a miserable life experience, and then says that he is an artist but not a prostitute. After gaining sympathy, he starts to tell you how much it costs to stay overnight.

To put it bluntly, they are no different from those women selling meat in Huajie Liuxiang.

Stop pretending to be noble in front of me.

Once the clothes are taken off, who is nothing but pork belly and plum blossoms?

Are you tired of pretending to be rich every day?

So, when the owner of the brothel Gui Gong and the inn asked Jin An if she would like to marry her daughter Ye Niang, and the bridal chamber was full of flowers and candles? Jin An resolutely refused: "I am Mr. Li! I don't want to!"

Jin An at this moment.

Just like Liu Xiahui, a gentleman who is calm and calm.

Refuse decisively.

Right speech.

There is great righteousness in the chest.

"The reason why I, Mr. Li, stand up today is not because I want to covet Ye Niang's body. In fact, I am moved by Ye Niang's miserable life experience. It is also from the back of Ye Niang that I seem to see the fate of her previous life. I, Mr. Li, stand up today. I went out to rescue Ye Niang, but if I take advantage of others' danger and take advantage of Ye Niang's body, what's the difference between me, Mr. Li, and those prodigal and lustful men?"

"What is the purpose of reading the books of saints? To establish a mind for the heaven and earth, to establish a destiny for the people, to inherit the unique knowledge of the past saints, to create peace for all generations, and to have a breath of righteousness in the chest of the scholar."

Jin An was still immersed in the love between his children a moment ago.

At this moment, the voice is loud and clear, and the whole world is in my heart.

Stand up for yourself.

He said that if anyone wants to touch a hair of Ye Niang today, he will first trample the body of Li.

"Mr. Yi, Senior Zhong, I hope you won't stop me...Although a gentleman will not stand behind a dangerous wall, how can I, who have read the words of saints, sit back and ignore injustice! Today, let us swear by this bowl, It would be better to have broken jade than to live in ruins. The right path in the world is subject to vicissitudes of life. Find a way out!"

Snapped.

Jin An grabbed the wine bowl that Mr. Feng Shui was holding and broke it.

Speak loudly and forcefully.

Vigorous and high-spirited.

Regard death as home.

At this time, Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man who were sitting in front of the table looked like they had seen a ghost. They were dumbfounded and speechless. After hearing Jin An's words, they wanted to yell, Mr. Jin An, you are a ghost!

Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man deliberately pretended not to hear.

I don't want to get involved in the three-way war between Jin An, his wife, and Ye Niang.

But nine times out of ten, life is not what you want it to be.

Jin An insisted on dragging the two of them into the water.

Even their drinking bowls were smashed.

It's hard to stay out of this.

……Um……

……Well……

In the end, Mr. Feng Shui and the big-headed old man made an ambiguous sound under the gaze of everyone, not knowing whether they agreed or objected.

But everyone subconsciously assumed that the two servants brought by Jin An had agreed to stand up for their young master.

Seeing the changes in expressions on everyone's faces, Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man looked at each other.

There was a wry smile in my heart.

They are all old foxes who have matured with age, so why can't they see Jin An's little thoughts. Jin An was planning to force them into the water, so that they would be like grasshoppers on a boat. How could they lay eggs if it capsized? After Jin An drags them into the water, they won't go back and talk nonsense about tonight's events with his wife.

"I do!"

A woman's voice cried out from behind Jin An, and then there were exclamations in the hall, the bride is so beautiful.

Jin An turned around and looked behind him.

Ye Niang, who was wearing a red wedding dress, lifted her red hijab and looked at Jin An with watery eyes: "Master Li, if you don't let Ye Niang down... Ye Niang will definitely not let you down in this life!"

Love is the most wonderful word.

Two hearts connected.

If you are in love, one word of love is worth thousands of words.

Ye Niang is indeed very beautiful, with black hair like a waterfall, her neck is as white as snow, as white as warm jade, especially the mature charm of a newly grown woman, coupled with her eyes like water falling into jade beads at this moment, her delicate and charming body. The kind is bright and attractive, making men's bones tingle at the sight.

There is such a beauty who says she is willing to become a bedside couple with you.

Replaced by ordinary men.

It's hard to hold back.

Just like the other men in the lobby, they all secretly slobbered at Ye Niang's beauty. If they weren't afraid of the "elderly swordsman's retinue" following "Mr. Li", that ragtag group of green forest grass would have rushed up to snatch people away at this moment. .

Of course, that is, ordinary men can't control it, and Feng Shui masters and big-headed old men look down upon it.

Compared to Mrs.

How could these promiscuous women be worthy of a finger from the Madam?

only……

The groom's officer next to Ye Niang, seeing himself being cuckolded and robbed, seemed not to be angry. Instead, he looked at Jin An with even more fear and sympathy.

That sympathetic look.

It was as if Jin An had become a dead person in his eyes.

"I am a beautiful woman, but we are destined to be together. Ye Niang, I will tell you the truth. I am already married and have a wife. I am afraid that tonight I will live up to Ye Niang's kindness to me and I will not be able to go to the church to get married. I will kneel to the sky and to the ground." Kneel down to your parents... Five hundred times of looking back in the past life are exchanged for one passing by in this life. But in this life, I still have to be destined to be with Ye Niang..."

Facing Ye Niang's beautiful eyes looking at him passionately, and taking the initiative to lift the red hijab towards him to express her love, Jin An walked around and sighed.

"Furthermore, I have a deep relationship with my wife, and she is kind to me. It is impossible for me to divorce my wife and marry Ye Niang again. If so, what is the difference between me and an ungrateful, wolf-hearted beast?"

Two lines of clear tears fell from Ye Niang's peach blossom eyes: "Mr. Li, Ye Niang said that if someone can surpass Mr Ma tonight in talent and learning, Ye Niang will be his person tonight, and Ye Niang is willing to follow him. When I get married, I am willing to be a third concubine, a fourth concubine, or a small house without status."

"Ye Niang does not seek status, and Ye Niang also understands that concubines are not qualified to come to the court to get married, and they are not even qualified to enter the main entrance, but Ye Niang does not force these... As long as Mr. Li is not willing to despise Ye Niang's ruined body , Ye Niang is willing to stay with Mr. Li all her life, serve Mr. Li in his daily life, give birth to a fat boy for Mr. Li, and pass on the incense to the Li family. She will not leave the door and concentrate on caring for Mr. Li's husband and raising his children. "

When it came to giving birth to a big fat boy for Jin'an, carrying on the family line and multiplying the incense for Jin'an, Ye Niang's snow-white face actually showed a hint of shyness that didn't seem to be artificial.

"good!"

"Today we will neither get married nor take concubines. The matter of taking concubines can only be taken after we meet our married wife later and get her nod of approval. Tonight we will just go through a simplified process. First, I have wronged Ye Niang. You should be Li. A person’s nameless little room.”

When he heard that he didn't have to go to a court to get married, he didn't have to kneel down to Feitouman, and he recognized his thieves as his father, Jin An, who had just been coy about saying that he had a deep relationship with his first wife, agreed without hesitation.

He was full of nonsense and nonsense without even a moment's pause. Well, Jin An's surname is not Li anyway.

This quick turn made all the guests in the lobby look at him sideways.

Even the four sinister escorts who had been silently swallowing the food in their hands since the table came in, and had been ignoring what was going on outside the window. They were all on the same page with this ghost inn, and the four sullen men were all taken away by Jin An at this time. A series of sexy moves, looking sideways.

now.

The ones with the most exaggerated expressions on their faces are none other than Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man.

When Jin An mentioned that he already had a wife, and that he and his wife were very affectionate, and that her wife had saved his life several times, the first thing they thought of was his wife.

Because only his wife fully meets what Jin An said.

really.

Mr. Jin'an is not lusting after women.

He is not a romantic and lustful ghost who easily falls under a woman's skirt.

He has always been thinking about his wife's kindness to him.

The two of them smiled appreciatively at Jin An's back.

But what happened later became more and more magical. When Ye Niang said that she wanted to be a concubine without a title, Jin An agreed faster than anyone else. When she agreed to take a concubine tonight, the expressions on their faces could not have been more exciting. How wonderful.

Even because the twist happened so quickly.

The smile on his face froze, still maintaining the stiff smile of appreciation before.

Then.

The two looked sad.

If the madam finds out that tonight they took Mr. Jin An out to fool around, and even kept a concubine for Mr. Jin An without telling the madam, the madam will have another "good sister" in the future...

The two of them thought about it carefully.

I couldn't help but shudder at the same time.

I suddenly felt that life was boring.

They can't imagine how much anger they will bear when they return...

With Madam’s current means...

Is the sky falling?

They both shuddered at the same time again.

Life is boring.

no!

Mr. Feng Shui and the big old man looked at each other with a sense of crisis. This witch must not be allowed to stay! No matter what I say tonight, I will uphold justice in the world, demolish this man-eating Resentment Tower Inn, and kill the demons!

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Taking a concubine is different from marrying a real wife.

To get married, a woman can wear a bright red wedding dress, walk through the main entrance, notify relatives and friends, hold a banquet, and then worship heaven and earth, parents, and ancestors in the ancestral hall, and the matchmaker will marry her.

When taking a concubine, a woman is not allowed to wear wedding clothes.

There is no need to worship heaven and earth, worship parents, or inform relatives and friends that the matchmaker is marrying someone else.

On the day of accepting the concubine, the groom can wear the groom's clothes, but the concubine can only wear green clothes. This is called a man and a woman. The green leaves set off the flowers, and the concubine can only enter through the side door.

The concubine did not even have a formal wedding. Not only was she not worthy of wearing a wedding dress, she was not even worthy of a hijab.

Just go through a simplified process.

Although Jin An said that he would not take a concubine until he got his wife's approval in the future, Ye Niang still went back to the boudoir, took off her wedding dress, and changed into a green outfit.

I don’t know if this is a misunderstanding.

I think Ye Niang looks beautiful in her wedding dress, but she looks even more gorgeous in green.

The green dress she is wearing is more suitable for Ye Niang.

As for Jin An’s red groom’s official uniform?

It's ready-made before your eyes.

He directly stripped Ma Jingwensheng's groom, who was completely naked except for a pair of boxer briefs. Jin An arranged for him to sit at the table where Mr. Feng Shui and the big-headed old man sat to protect his safety.

In case he didn't pay attention, he would be taken to the kitchen and slaughtered as a pig.

In line with the principle of simplifying all procedures, without kneeling to their parents or worshiping heaven and earth, Jin An and Ye Niang held bamboo baskets in their hands. The bamboo baskets were filled with red dates, peanuts, longans, and lotus seeds, which meant "giving birth to a child early." The two started to sit down at the table A table of guests toasts.

Although Ye Niang was temporarily unknown, she quickly assumed the identity of "the concubine of the Li family".

She followed Jin An step by step, drank a few sips of wine, and her face began to blush like a ripe peach, looking at Jin An lovingly.

Looking at Jin An's back in those peach blossom eyes that can captivate a man's soul, they seemed to be melting and could squeeze out water.

Look like this.

Ye Niang really had feelings for Jin An.

After all these processes were completed, the innkeeper, who was the father-in-law, looked up at the sky outside and walked over with a smile on his face that made the father-in-law like his son-in-law more and more as he looked at it.

"Mr. Li, it's already getting late. Mr. Li, you and Madam Ye are both a little tired. Why don't you go back to your room and rest first?"

Good guy.

This is to urge Jin An and Ye Niang to enter the bridal chamber as soon as possible. A moment of spring night is worth a thousand pieces of gold.