White Bone Monkey King

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As the Qingming Temple Fair approaches.

The small Chang County is filled with characters from all walks of life.

According to the words of the store manager who was laughing so hard from ear to ear——

"This year's Qingming Temple Fair hasn't even started yet, but business is already better than in past years."

Those who sell bamboo strips, those who carry wontons on their shoulders, and the knife sharpeners who carry grindstone stools on their shoulders and walk around the streets to sharpen knives...

Jin An leaned on the railing and watched the crowds of people outside the shop.

At this time, the store was also noisy and noisy.

Sitting here are foreign ministers, scholars, women from wealthy families, young heroes, wealthy young men with jade belts around their waists, young ladies with delicate skin and tender flesh who only drink Baihua sweet wine...

Everyone is eating to their heads.

The mist is steaming.

Jin An and Mr. Yiyun happened to be sitting at the table next to them, two young martial arts heroes.

"Brother Zixuan, we don't know each other until we fight. I didn't expect that you and I actually posted a reward notice at the same time and went into the mountain to kill the man-eating insect."

"Brother Yi Xin is polite, chivalrous and righteous, and takes pleasure in grudges. This is what is called Jianghu."

"Hahaha, what Brother Zixuan said is absolutely true. The world should be happy with each other's grudges. Today, Brother Zixuan and I hit it off as old friends. How about we marry Jinlan today and become brothers with different surnames."

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"What happened to Mr. Jin An?"

"Why are you always looking at that table of people?"

Master Yiyun saw that Jin An seemed to be interested in the couple of young heroes at the next table, so he looked curious and confused and asked in confusion.

Hearing this, Jin An turned around.

He took a sip of the warm wine in the glass, but immediately frowned and stopped drinking.

This Baihua wine is too sweet.

The alcohol content is almost unbearable, and the taste buds on your tongue are completely suppressed by the sweetness.

This wine.

Not suitable for men to drink.

If you are a man, you should throw your head, shed your blood, and cry in your arms.

Jin An put down the wine glass in his hand and said with a smile: "The world is dangerous and people's hearts are evil. From ancient times to the present, it has been rare for women to venture into the world alone."

"And if women want to make their way in the world, they usually choose to dress up in disguise. Women pretend to be men and act like tomboys. They think no one will recognize them."

"But they don't know that the male rabbit's feet are clumsy, and the female rabbit's eyes are blurry. The physical characteristics of men and women should not be too obvious, only the top of the head indicates the gender."

Speaking of this, Jin An couldn't help but complain.

The physical characteristics of men and women are so obvious.

Why in costume TV dramas, the heroine disguised as a man can always easily deceive the honest male protagonist?

How can you not recognize that your brother who is your best friend is actually extremely talented?

later.

Jin An finally figured out why?

The male protagonists in costume dramas must all be born with astigmatism!

You can't tell the difference between men and women from two meters away, you can't tell the difference between humans and animals from five meters away, and everything you see from ten meters away looks like cavalry.

"Mr. Yiyun, look at the 'man' at the next table who is called Brother Zixuan. She has no Adam's apple in her throat. She is obviously thinner than the man, but the clothes on her chest are bulging. It is obvious that she has wrapped her chest. Bu, this is called hiding one’s ears and stealing the bell.”

"Actually, it's not good for girls to wrap their breasts. They can cause distortion and cause too much harm to the body."

"For example, the more you wrap your chest, the smaller it becomes."

Jin An thought for a while and finally said this as a friendly reminder.

Mr. Yiyun: "?"

Mr. Yiyun: "!"

Qi Bo: "..."

Qi Bo didn't seem to hear anything. His eyes were watching his nose, his nose was watching his heart, and he was immersed in eating the boiled mutton.

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The old Taoist priest, who had been immersed in sweating the mutton, finally raised his greasy face and glanced at the next table after listening to Jin An's words. He did not forget to suck in a piece of overcooked mutton and chewed it.

"Huh!"

"You really got it right, little brother. You really have such exaggerated chest muscles."

"And there really is no Adam's apple."

Jin An was happy: "You might as well let me guess what's going to happen next."

"The next plot should be very bloody, the two of them fight with swords in the rivers and lakes. One day, the two of them were traveling all night, but they encountered a heavy rain at night, and they both got wet."

"Then, with great difficulty, the two of them found a small ruined temple to take shelter from the rain."

The old Taoist priest cooked the mutton hot pot until white smoke came out of his head and his face flushed. He shouted excitedly: "Old Taoist, I understand. A man and a woman alone are staying in an abandoned temple at night. In order to prevent catching a cold, the two of them must take off their clothes." Light a bonfire and dry yourself and your underwear as soon as possible. Seeing the heroine hiding behind the clay statue in the ruined temple, the hero hesitated to come out to warm himself by the fire because he was worried about whether the heroine was in danger, so he went behind the clay statue. I happened to catch him taking off his clothes, and my brother with a different surname is actually a girl!"

Jin An glanced at the old Taoist priest. He wondered if this old Taoist had a part-time job writing novels about villains when he couldn't make it in the past. When there was no business?

"Of course not." Jin An shook his head.

"You have to know that the heroine has her breasts wrapped, and it will be difficult to untie it for a while. She can't tie a bow on her chest, right? Then after putting on clothes, it will ruin the slim and beautiful figure, girl They all love beauty.”

"And don't forget, if a person who practices martial arts has deep internal strength, he can also use his internal strength to drive away the cold."

"Because the heroine found it too troublesome to untie her breasts, she gritted her teeth and endured the wet and sticky feeling all over her body, and sat face to face with the hero in front of a campfire to dry her clothes."

"At this time, the male protagonist will take off his shirt, revealing the tendons and muscles of a martial artist, such as the triangular back and abdominal muscles. Because of the differences between men and women, the female protagonist has never seen a man's body since she was a child. At this moment, her heart feels like a deer The random collision left an unforgettable image in my heart.”

The old Taoist priest was amazed: "Then by some strange combination of circumstances, the heroine fell in love with her beloved brother?"

Unexpectedly, Jin An still shook his head: "That night, nothing happened."

"But after what happened that night, the hero has left an unforgettable memory in the other person's heart."

"Next, the two of them continued to wander the world. On this day, the two of them killed a group of bullies, but the female protagonist was injured, so the male protagonist, who never knew that his brother with a different surname was a woman, was anxious to carry his own." "Brothers with different surnames" walked back to the nearest town to seek medical treatment. As a result, they traveled all night and accidentally got lost several times along the way, and finally found the town during the day."

"The heroine was deeply moved, and the barriers between men and women in her heart were gradually reduced. She felt that the other party had good character, noble morals, and was considerate and attentive. She never found out that she was a girl and that she was an honest and decent gentleman."

The old Taoist priest shouted excitedly again: "This time, the old Taoist priest, I must have guessed it right!"

"Then it's time to fall in love!"