White Moonlight is Not Easy To Do

As a "high-ranking iron-mouthed chicken" who is "near the White Phoenix", Zhang Su is fully aware of his identity when he is concerned about his own small career in the world, and also shows the best professional quality when he is around the "White Phoenix". .

In view of the fact that "Old White Phoenix" likes to be "molested", she also wants to show her attachment to him.

Zhang Su hugged his neck and acted coquettishly, expressing that he would be "kissed and held high".

"Old White Phoenix" really "feels very happy", patted her "chicken buttocks" three times, "stroked her hair", kissed her, and then coaxed: "Guangchengzi is here, I'll go see her. ."

Zhang Sudao: "Yeah, you have to make it clear to him, it's all a misunderstanding."

Yuan Shi said lightly: "There is nothing to say, you think too much. If others talk behind their backs, can these disciples under the Yuxu Palace be able to reverse it?"

Zhang Sudao: "Isn't Shen Gongbao going to reverse?"

Yuan Shi said: "So, the demons are not stable in nature. I have told you not to make friends with goblins. My other disciples have not entered the position of the Kunlun Twelve Golden Immortals. Which one has any objection?"

Zhang Su didn't know whether it was the prejudice caused by the indeterminate nature of the demon, or the prejudice at the beginning of the Yuan Dynasty, which caused Shen Gongbao's betrayal.

On the contrary, Yuan Shi said that his disciples under his sect did not count the few who converted to Western religion at his orders, and they were also the third generation disciples of Yin Jiao and Yin Hong who apostate. Yin Jiao and Yin Hong were originally Di Xin's sons, and they had a reason for apostasy.

Yuan Shi squeezed her cheeks and said, "I taught you all, and said that I can't teach my disciples."

Zhang Su stuck out her tongue and thought to herself: This shrewd person, it turns out that he overheard her words, and he remembered them all.

...

Guangchengzi and Huanglong Zhenren knelt down in the splendid Yuxu Palace hall, and waited for a while before they saw a white light lit up, and Yuanshi Tianzun appeared on the high platform in the center of the hall.

At this time, he was no longer the middle-aged and elderly person they had remembered for tens of thousands of years, but a young and peerless beautiful man, wearing a white single-clothing shirt with twelve layers of silk yarn, with an immortal style and a gorgeous appearance, which made people surrender. Don't dare to stare.

They had already seen his true face in the heavenly court, and at this time they no longer doubted and worshipped: "Disciple, see Master!"

Yuan Shi nodded lightly, and Guang Chengzi bowed and said: "Master, my apprentice offended my master, and I didn't stop my nephew Nezha in time. I was so tired that my master was seriously injured, so my apprentice came here to apologize to Master."

Huang Longzhen said: "Master, the disciple is also guilty. The disciple should understand how outsiders can understand the immortal method of the authentic Yuxu Palace. It is not right to offend the teacher in words and deeds. Fortunately, the teacher is Jiren. It has its own celestial appearance, and saves dangers. On this occasion of great joy, seeing all the gods and gods in the Three Realms will come to offer congratulations, and at this time, Master and Master must have someone to serve. I also ask Master to let the disciples take guilt and make meritorious deeds."

Guangchengzi also said: "Master, disciple, please also make meritorious deeds."

The two never mentioned the fact that Yuan Shi had put on Guangchengzi's vest. Although Yuan Shi felt that the teacher's face was slightly uncomfortable after being mentioned by his apprentice, he wanted to be known by the Three Realms.

The gods and Buddhas of the Three Realms came over to congratulate him. If he chased people with a cold face, he would be laughed at, making people who heard some rumors speculate even more.

Instead, he asked Guangchengzi and Huanglong to help the gods and Buddhas who received congratulations from all parties. He himself was happy and relaxed, and he also appeared magnanimous - forced to be magnanimous. In this way, those who heard that he had privately made a lifelong gossip with Zhang Su in the name of his apprentice would only suspect that their information was wrong. In fact, there was no such thing.

Yuan Shi saw that his apprentice was still on the road, and he went down the steps that made him acceptable, and said lightly: "Okay, you can stay. If there is a fairy family coming to my Yuxu Palace to congratulate you, it will be the two of you. Welcome, the two of you discuss how to arrange it, and if necessary, you can dispatch the boys from Kunlun to loose repairs."

Yuan Shi gave two tokens, and the two were overjoyed and bowed: "Thank you, Master!"

This is the culprit, but also came over to plead guilty, and became a "volunteer", which is still grateful.

Zhang Su peeked outside the hall and was speechless about his man's integrity, and Guangchengzi was too pitiful.

Zhang Su knew that her cultivation could not hide Yuanshi, nor could she hide the two immortals whose cultivation was too high, so she walked into the hall after listening to them talk for a while.

"Yu Lang, I heard that Guangchengzi is here."

Guangchengzi's body trembled, and he saw a beautiful woman in white coming, and Guangchengzi didn't dare to look at it.

Guangchengzi and Huanglong were thinking about "Yulang", which really didn't match the master in their impression.

They still saluted respectfully: "I have seen the teacher... the teacher."

Zhang Su smiled and said: I haven't married your master yet. "

Huang Longzhen said: "Hello, Miss Zhang. I have offended you a lot before, so please forgive me."

Guangchengzi also said: "Before, the poor Daoist was very rude, please forgive me."

"What's your guilt? That's not all..." Zhang Su found that Yuan Shi glanced at her coldly, smiled lightly, and said, "Your master told me that he was the first person in the Yuxu Palace, I misunderstood, thought that He is the head of the Twelve Golden Immortals of Kunlun in Yuxu Palace, so he mistook him for you. This made a big joke."

It was only then that Guangchengzi and Huanglong Zhenren suddenly realized that they had absolutely no doubts, but if Yuan Shi claimed to be Guangchengzi, they would not be able to figure it out.

This little sister is young and has no knowledge of ancient things. I'm afraid I can't believe that such a master is so young, so I want to go wrong.

Guangchengzi and Huanglongzhen dare not comment on this, so Yuanshi ordered them to retire, and the two respectfully left the hall.

Huang Longzhen said: "Fortunately, Miss Zhang is not a small person. Nezha seriously injured her before, and we were very rude. She didn't care about it. Otherwise, Master wouldn't let it go lightly."

Guangchengzi sighed, "We should have asked at the beginning."

Huang Longzhen said: "We have practiced under the master's door for thousands of years, and we have never seen the true face of the master. I am afraid that if you ask Miss Zhang, we will not be able to match."

Guangchengzi said: "Master is a saint who has the same longevity as the sky. The way of heaven is immortal, and the saint is immortal. For us immortals, is it still difficult to live forever?"

Huanglong Zhenren said: "Like Shizun, Shibo, Shishu, their cultivation bases are more than three flowers gathering top, five Qi Chaoyuan, Shibo's alchemy skills are unparalleled in the three realms, how can their skills of staying in the face even connect the juniors? What's not better? Now, Shizun has entrusted us with the important task, which is also something Shizun looks up to me and must do it properly."

Although Guangchengzi is not as good at reconciling relations and eager to do things like Huanglong, but with him here, when the master does not want to come forward, his identity can hold anyone except the saint.

...

But I didn't expect that the first wave of five fairies from Heaven came to visit Zhang Su. Zhang Su didn't want to see them. It's not good enough to let the boys stay outside the gate of Yuxu Palace.

The five fairies turned pale with anger, and the big fairy took out the token of the Jade Emperor, but the boys in the Yuxu Palace were not conferred gods, and they were ignored, and they couldn't be said.

The five fairies had already made up their minds that they should bow down and make peace first, holding back their anger for a while, but did not expect that the other party would not even see each other. It turned out that although they had the name of Heavenly Court Princess, when they came out of Heavenly Court, when they arrived at Yuxu Palace, even a boy couldn't look down on them.

So, the five fairies went back full of depression.

The five fairies were gone, and the marriage date was set in a month. People from all walks of life came to welcome them. Zhang Su was concerned about the world's career, so she said goodbye to Yuan Shi for the time being. Even if she married Yuan Shi, if she wanted to go further on the road of cultivation, she could only do her own small business well.

Zhang Su stayed in the Yuxu Palace for a few days this time. Yuan Shi sent a big crane to her as a mount. After getting off the Kunlun Road and passing through the middle of the river, she was thinking about whether Xue Ji had returned to Yangzhou.

Suddenly, a burst of golden light rushed into the sky, and in front of them stood Yang Jian, the Six Saints of Meishan, and the Roaring Heavenly Dog.

Yang Jian shook his hand and said, "Yang Jian has seen my grandmother, my grandmother Wan'an."

The Six Saints of Meishan and the Howling Dog said, "Xiaoxian has seen the fairy!"

Zhang Su smiled slightly and said, "My cultivation base is still shallow, so don't be too polite."

Yang Jian said: "The origin of the teacher's sect, the etiquette cannot be abolished."

Zhang Su also knows that their respect for her now is not her own, but it is too fake to investigate or refuse, so she has to do it.

Zhang Sudao: "Brother Kang, has a fox sister who was with me a few days ago left Guanjiangkou?"

Kang Anyu said, "How can you be called a fairy like that? Miss Xueji left the day before yesterday, everything is fine, the fairy doesn't have to worry."

Zhang Su snorted and said, "I don't know if the damage to the Zhenjun Temple can be repaired."

Yang Jian said: "My grandmother broke me."

Zhang Sudao: "One yard is one yard, that's what it should be, you don't have to take it to heart."

Kang Anyu said: "Fairy, don't worry, it has been repaired."

Zhang Sudao: "But Xue Ji paid?"

Kang Anyu said: "It is those materials and those craftsmen that are used."

Zhang Su nodded with a smile, and said, "That's very good. Zhenjun and a few eldest brothers can do their own work. I still have something to do when I go to the world."

"Congratulations to the grandmother!"

"Congratulations to send the fairy!"

Zhang Su rode the crane away, and Yang Jian said, "My grandmother is still injured, and Nezha should also be saved."

Kang Anyu said, "True Monarch, Fairy is a reasonable person, so she shouldn't hold a grudge against a misunderstanding."

Zhang Boshi said: "Yes, the fairy is easy-going and tolerant, not indulgent and unruly, and the most reason is cause and effect, and she will not blame Nezha too much."

Yang Jian sighed: "The laboring teacher and grandmother came to build a temple for me, but I don't know what the teacher would think."

Shi Jian said: "True Monarch don't need to worry too much. If Tianzun cares about these things, why would he let her walk in the world?"

Li Huanzhang said: "That's not what I said. Tianzun really cares about the fairy and will let her come to the world to experience it. It's like the true monarch participated in the battle of conferring gods back then.

The immortals suddenly realized that they couldn't help but think that Yang Jian was like this. Wasn't it the same with Xuanzang's master and apprentice back then? There are also many immortals who sent the fairies around them to complete the doom of Xuanzang's master and apprentice. The number of days that Buddhism is about to flourish cannot be changed, and even Laojun has sent two boys to the lower realm as demons.

Yang Jian secretly said: I really can't underestimate the weight of the grandmother in the heart of the master.

...

However, it was said that the five fairies (except the six who were seriously ill) went to Kunlun on the order of the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother. They couldn't even enter the mountain gate, so they returned to the Heavenly Court angrily. When the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother asked, she was about to faint, and bluntly said that Zhang Qiaozui was too deceiving.

The family was sad for a long time, and the big fairy said: "Zhang Qiaozui has such a posture, it is entirely because she is going to marry Yuanshi Tianzun. Now only the daughter also marries a saint to suppress Zhang Qiaozui, otherwise we are really finished."

The eyes of the fairies lit up, and the Queen Mother said, "The ancestor of the Tao is the incarnation of the Tao of Heaven, but the Taoist Nuwa is a woman, and the two sages of the Western sect never come close to a woman, except for Taishang Laojun and Tongtian sect master. How can you get married?"

The two fairies were not convinced, and said, "Who would have thought that Tianzun Yuanshi would marry a wife? It's all Pangu authentic, Tianzun Yuanshi would marry a wife, and Laojun and Tongtian sect master should also marry a wife."

Several fairies were very moved. They had never seen Lao Jun's true face, and couldn't help but think of the startling glimpse of Tongtian in the Lingxiao Palace that day.

The three fairies said: "I think that the saints of the three purity have already gathered the top three flowers and the five energies are at the top of their heads. They are the body that has not worn out after thousands of eons, so they don't need to abstain... quit women. married."

"Yes! Yes!"

"Empress mother, if our sisters can marry Laojun or Tongtian sect master, who would dare not give our family face in the future?"

The Jade Emperor sighed: "It's a pity the seventh daughter. If she didn't marry a mortal, I'm afraid she would have a better chance."

The five fairies knew that the Jade Emperor was saying that the seven fairies were the most beautiful, and they always loved their younger sister, and now the seven fairies could not compete with them.

The five fairies said: "Father, even if we can't compare to Seventh Sister, isn't the original foundation still inferior to Zhang Qiaozui?"

The four fairies said: "With her Zhang Qiaozui, she is cunning and eccentric, and she is good at calculating. Yuanshi Tianzun has seen many people with rules. I'm afraid it is Zhang Qiaozui who has moved him regardless of respect. He feels fresh."

The Jade Emperor always felt that something was wrong and said: "Heavenly Zun has such a cultivation level, how can he like to be tricky and weird?"

The three fairies said: "Then what is there on Zhang Qiaozui? Which point is we worse than her? Even if she is now higher than us, is it still from Yuanshi Tianzun?"

The big fairy said: "If I marry Tongtian Sect Master, my cultivation will not be worse than Zhang Qiaozui."

Several fairies found that everyone was staring at Laojun and Tongtian sect master, and there were too many monks and few porridges, and they couldn't help but have the heart to win.

The Queen Mother said: "However, Laojun and Tongtian sect master are not for everyone to see. They see the dragon all the year round, or they are cultivating in the Four Holy Heaven, and you can't see him either. You may not be able to get close to them."

"Mother, think of a way."

The Great Fairy had been thinking about it for a few days, and suddenly said to the Jade Emperor: "Father, we won't be able to see Laojun and Tongtian Cult Master, but someone must be."

"Who is it?"

"Taibaijinxing. Laojun is his teacher, Tongtian sect master is his uncle, Taibaijinxing sits in heaven, and the father can see him at any time. Why not let Taibaijinxing ask, and say I want to worship under Tongtian sect master Learn the Way."

Several fairies looked at the big fairy in shock: The elder sister has thought of this, obviously she has long been in love with Tongtian sect master.

"Father, I'm going too!"

"Yes, Royal Father, who knows what Tongtian Sect Master likes?"

"As long as one of our sisters can get married, our family can rest easy in the future. I also want to contribute to this family, and I will go too."

"My appearance and figure are not worse than Zhang Qiaozui. If I don't try, how can I be willing?"

The Queen Mother used to tell them not to think about Fan, but this time she really wanted to marry a daughter to the Sect Master Tongtian. If he wanted to, all six daughters would marry him, and she had no objection.

The Queen Mother looked at the Jade Emperor. People are in desperate situations. As long as there is a little hope, they will try it. This is why there are so many family members of patients in modern hospitals burning paper. Seems absurd, but this is the real person.

The next day, the Jade Emperor summoned Taibaijinxing. Even if Taibaijinxing didn't take him too seriously in his heart, there would never be a loss in etiquette.

The Jade Emperor talked about the fact that his six daughters wanted to go to the Shangqingmen to study Taoism. Yes, the six daughters, the six fairies who were seriously ill heard about this and insisted on going.

Taibaijinxing said: "Sage Tongtian has not accepted his disciples for a long time, and the old minister can't do anything about this request from His Majesty."

The Jade Emperor said nicely: "I also invite Taibaijinxing to go and ask the saint. Both my daughter and I admire the Taoist method of the Qing Dynasty. If you can get a drop in the bucket, you will benefit a lot. Even if the daughters are beside him, they will be the servant girls. Very good!"

"This……"

"Taibaijinxing, I'm begging you."

Taibaijinxing said: "I'll go and ask Master."

So Taibaijinxing flew to Da Luotian to ask to see Laozi. Tongtian was too boring and was wandering around in the old womb. He could disturb Laozi as much as he could.

Apart from being a mortal and teaching the human race, the rest of the fun of Lao Tzu is to study alchemy.

It's like most people who fish don't eat fish. I don't need to eat pills at all if I'm a saint, and eating pills is just a recipe, but he just likes to study how to make pills best. Collecting batches of products, he knows the grades and differences of each batch of elixir, and he has an indescribable sense of accomplishment when he does these.

woman? No, he didn't feel that it was a waste of his own beauty.

that power? No need, with power is to do troublesome things he doesn't like, but without power, no one dares to offend him when he wanders the Three Realms.

Lao Tzu: I am me, different fireworks.

Tongtian has been estranged from Lao Tzu and Yuan Shi for thousands of years, but recently, because Yuan Shi had an unknown catastrophe and Yuan Shi's love affair, Tong Tian has been "naughty" to Lao Tzu as before.

Lao Tzu's good pills need to be stored for a few years in the warehouse of the Eight Kings Palace, where the chaotic spiritual power is drawn from the universe, just like red wine is hidden in the cellar.

Tongtian wanted to "visit" the Jindan warehouse, so I let him in in order to kill Tongtian, and he didn't care about putting a mouse into the rice jar or putting an Erha into the shoe store.

Tongtian carefully picked some pills, and put them all in his own space.

Big brother's Dan, if he doesn't take it, it will be cheaper for the second brother. (Lao Tzu: Is it easy for me to have two brothers like these two debt collectors?)