White Moonlight is Not Easy To Do

Lao Li sent them to the General's Mansion, and Zhang Su went home first, and hurriedly asked the little maid to clean up a clean room, and wrote another recipe, calling Daotong Qingfeng to buy medicine.

Xue Ji entered the room and said, "Uncle Shi is back."

Zhang Sudao: "After a trip, I finally got something."

Xue Ji said, "Have you caught that spirit?"

"Certainly caught."

"I'm afraid that Liu Xun is not a good person. He has eaten a lot of people, so Shishu really did it for him?"

Zhang Su smiled slightly, and told her plan again. Xue Ji was dumbfounded at first, and then said: "This is a warning to the world, not to be lecherous, but also to warn women in the world that poor scholars may not be reliable. This is also a profound merit. already."

Zhang Su smiled and said, "I just want to get back the capital, these are all what you think."

When Daotong bought the medicine, Zhang Su went to the house where Liu Xun and the little demon were imprisoned. Zhang Su took a bottle and went to collect a bottle of Liu Xun's blood.

Then, she fell into the detoxification pill that the pill house made to detoxify the lizard, and several Taoist boys followed her as helpers.

After such a busy night, she finally made an antidote, and she went back to the house to make up for her sleep.

As a "skilled man", Lao Li rested at the General's Mansion yesterday, and only came back in the afternoon. When he asked Zhang Su, I heard that she had prepared the detoxification pill overnight.

Old Li said, "Why does Shishu have to work so hard?"

Zhang Sudao: "This poison is very powerful. If those mortals don't take the antidote, even if they drink Lingquan, they can only last for three days."

Old Li said: "It's not too late, I'll go sell medicine."

Zhang Su smiled and said: "General Cui's ancestor is a hero of the founding of the country. Don't talk about selling words when dealing with such people. Let Qingfeng and Mingyue deliver the medicine. I'll just write down the usage."

Old Li said, "Uncle Shi, you don't want any more money?"

Zhang Su said with a smile: "Of course, a businessman like the Du family should be a little bit more direct. For an aristocratic family like the Cui family, we don't need to talk about these things. If you don't ask for a price, it's priceless. You should also read our good deeds, and at the same time treat the talented people like us with courtesy. Old Li, learn from it."

Lao Li suddenly realized that he laughed.

Zhang Su wrote the instructions for the use of the medicine at the moment, and asked Qingfeng and Mingyue to go to the general's house to deliver the medicine to pay attention to things, how to be neither humble nor arrogant, and don't be moved when they see a box of gold in front of them.

"It's a shame, you will be fined three months' monthly money to clean the thatched hut for three months."

Qingfeng said: "Master Uncle, I will never lose your people."

Mingyue swore: "Master Uncle, I will definitely have the demeanor of a boy from a fairy family."

Zhang Su nodded and sent them away, thinking that the people around him must always cultivate the ability to deal with people.

Zhang Su and Qingshui and Banyue went to tidy up the yard that had not yet returned the lease, and then moved the lizard spirit, Liu Xun and their still-dead son there, and locked them with chains that had been blessed with magic power. .

The next day, I asked Lao Li to invite Liu Zhifu to go there. Liu Zhifu came to visit after Zhang Su rescued his wife and son, but Lao Li used her to deal with it in retreat. This was the second time I saw her again. She was dressed as a girl, wearing immortal clothes.

After the ceremony, Liu Zhifu looked at the lizard spirit with a long tail and said, "I heard Li Daochang say, this is killing the Zhou family's old and young monsters?"

Zhang Sudao: "Exactly, because we bought the house, she came to arrest my maid again, and I went to take her down. They should have eaten a lot of people over the years. It is better for the prefect to send officials to go there with Lao Li. Look at the cave, there are many bones. The underground river opened up to my well, and the Zhou family was captured and killed by the goblins in the same way."

Liu Zhifu nodded and said, "But this manor doesn't know how to subdue demons. What is the matter with the fairy looking for me at this time?"

Zhang Sudao: "The court law does not stipulate how to deal with the goblins. Now the goblins have descended, and many people have suffered in the end. Please also ask the prefect to send officials to collect the bones. I am willing to make a sacrifice for these undead and buy coffins. Burial. This official errand can’t go to waste in vain, and it costs money to buy a coffin, so I just thought…”

Liu Zhifu and his friends couldn't help being stunned.

...

Three days later, the story of Maoshan Taoist catching the lizard spirit spread in the city of Yangzhou, and the people were both afraid and curious.

Five days later, the "Fairy Exhibition Hall" in Yangzhou will be opened. As long as ten copper plates are required, you can go in and have a walk around to see what the fairies look like, so that you can pay more attention to the fairies in the future.

If you want to stay a little longer, or other services, as long as you can afford it, you can negotiate.

Most of the proceeds from the tickets are used for the collection of the corpses of the victims killed by the goblins and the expenses of transcending the souls of the dead.

The whole city of Yangzhou was uproarious. At the beginning, everyone was very frightened and didn't dare to look at it at all.

The old and young people of General Cui’s mansion were the first to visit. After someone started, the people flocked. The people of Yangzhou are still relatively wealthy, and ten copper coins are not expensive for them.

The wealthy businessmen in Yangzhou also went to visit, they bought "VIP tickets", they could stay longer after entering, and they also made a lot of appreciation consumption.

There are a few salt merchants and rice merchants who are really generous, and the consumption amount is more than 2,000 taels. Therefore, they also received a string of peace amulets from the Maoshan School.

Liu Xun is the one who provides the most expensive excess service. There is a "merit box" beside him. When a curious rich customer comes over and asks about his experience, he has to tell them. Rich customers will put money into the "merit box", which is five hundred or two.

Sixty percent of the money in the "merit box" is to be given to Zhang Su, and 40 percent of the money is said to be given to him. Although Liu Xun's life is over, people will always do what they want in front of them. Liu Xun has shares, so how could he be perfunctory? Seeing that these curious customers like to listen, Liu Xun added fuel to the thrilling and painful stories, which is definitely better than the storyteller, and even told some secret things.

For several days in the "exhibition hall", there was a market in the courtyard, so Mr. Li and his apprentice watched the scene, while Zhang Su and Xue Ji went to the suburbs to watch those bones buried and do a super ferry.

On the way, Xue Ji and Zhang Su said, "Uncle Shi is really a genius. How much did Liu Xun earn yesterday? More than 14,000 taels!"

Zhang Su sighed: "The 'program sponsorship income' of "The Story Behind" was paid for with his life. To say that he murdered, he was also threatened by monsters or poisoned by monsters at the time. But if he didn't get in a hurry to get into monsters, he would He has always abandoned the goblins, and finally concealed his past attachment from the Zhou family, so that the Zhou family will not die tragically. He now wants to make money, but he will not be able to spend his life by then."

Xue Ji thought for a while and said: "Yes, he has been sucked by the lizard spirit for ten years, and he has survived until now by eating people when he was controlled by the demon poison. Now he can't eat people, It won't last long. But Shishu didn't tell him."

Zhang Su smiled and said, "Do I have an obligation to tell him?"

Xue Ji said: "Uncle Shi won't tell him, he will be even more desperate to make money by telling stories. Such people are shameless in the first place, and now they have no sense of shame."

Zhang Sudao: "You understand very well."

Xue Ji said: "How can I be able to go to Uncle Shi? This time Uncle Shi has at least tens of thousands of taels of income. And the other ticket and service income is given to the officials who help, and everyone will work without complaint. The most important thing is , these poor deceased can be buried in peace, and can also warn the world not to be Liu Xun, this is the limitless merit."

Zhang Su said: "I originally only wanted to collect tickets, and I didn't care about anything else. But after thinking about it, I'm afraid it's not enough. Monsters eat people, so we need to take action. On the other hand, if we make money, are there blood and tears from victims? If you can't do anything else, let them go to the ground and perform rituals, which is also the job of our gods. Although making money is a joy in life, there is still a limit to being a human being and a demon. You can ask him what others owe you. Ask for it back, but if you accidentally owe the ghost some karma, it will be bad."

Xue Ji nodded and said, "Xue Ji should respect the teachings of her uncle."

...

The "Goblin Exhibition Hall" opened for 12 days before and after, and even the wealthy squires nearby also heard about it and came to see it. In the last few days, there were also rich people who came from Suzhou, Zhenjiang, Anqing and other places to see it.

The money for the tickets and service fees were given to the officials who helped. Even Liu Zhifu did not dare to accept the money from the benefactor, but everyone was charged for the hard work, and he also received one thousand taels, and everyone was very happy.

After the exhibition was over, Liu Xun relaxed and couldn't afford to be sick. He guarded the 20,000 yuan in his hand, but he couldn't buy the medicine to save his life. He wanted to ask Zhang Su, but he couldn't see Zhang Su either.

Zhang Suzheng was captured by Yuan Shi, and the wedding date was approaching.

Although Taishang Laojun is the eldest and has an unbelievable appearance, he is a low-key immortal, and his hobbies are a bit biased. His mount is a green bull, which is a beast.

But Yuanshi Tianzun and Tongtian sect master are more high-profile than Laozi. Back then, the two immortals were both aggressive, and their transportation, Luanyu, was a supreme treasure, called Jiulong Chenxiang chariot.

The Jiulong Agarwood is a top treasure that Hongjun Daozu has refined for 129,600 years with the Qiankun Ding.

The Jiulong Agarwood Chariot uses Hongmeng Agarwood as the base of the car; the top is plucked from the five-colored sacred stones of the nine heavens, and the bottom is composed of nine secluded and five-qi mysterious gold; it absorbs the essence of the sun, the moon and the stars, and absorbs the beauty of the heaven, earth, mountains and rivers; the yin and yang currents flow, and the five elements are aura.

My sweetheart is a hero of the world, and one day he will ride a colorful cloud to marry me.

Zhang Su's sweetheart drives the baby more than Wucaiyun.

Yuan Shi carried her up to the sky, and when he got on the chariot and set off, nine golden dragons with five claws flew out together to pull the chariot. Sixteen fairy boys lined up on both sides of the cloud head, playing the jade flute, stroking the guqin, and the fairy music burst.

Before Zhang Su could appreciate it, Yuan Shi pressed her down on his knees—with the "chicken butt" facing up, Yuan Shi turned a bamboo whip into his hand and slapped her three times. Yuan Shi was not afraid of Xiantong, because he could completely "shield" Xiantong with his mana.

Zhang Su fluttered and said, "What are you doing?"

Yuan Shi said: "Do you still dare to make a fool of yourself?"

Zhang Sudao: "Crazy! Why do you beat me as soon as you meet?"

Yuan Shi said: "Look at what you have done recently? Are you the one who subjugates demons like this? You also run in to see that the monster is promiscuous, and the mortal man is naked, and you also open your eyes and watch with great interest."

With that said, Yuan Shi pumped her **** twice and said, "Will you change in the future?!"

Zhang Su wooed and said, "I won't go to Kunlun to get married, I want to go back to the mortal world... If you don't get married, you will be domestic violence, and you will get it after you get married!"

"..." Yuan Shi was stunned for a while, and said, "You are fooling around in the lower realm, you made a mistake, can't I teach you well?"

Zhang Su said, "You know that I have seen it, which means you have seen it too. Otherwise, how would you know?"

"You... just **** me off..."

Zhang Su noticed that Yuan Shi raised his hand again, and shouted, "I won't marry! Domestic violence men can't marry! Break up!"

Yuan Shi said: "I'm teaching you, a strict teacher and a master student! You are still making trouble for me!"

Zhang Sudao: "You are educating your apprentices with love. When your apprentices are bullied, you can lose your face and beat the juniors in person. Use a whip against me!"

Yuan Shi said: "Can that be the same? You and that fox are studying what kind of male pets and some... The three world gods, immortals, and Buddhas are all concerned about your practice, and you don't know how to lead by example!"

Zhang Sudao: "I study ancient male pets, and I don't have any male pets, so don't think about it, I have a fiancé like you, who would dare to be my boy pet? Ugh... I can't wait to hit me before I go back to Kunlun... "

Yuan Shi let go of her and said, "You have changed in the future, and I still love you."

Zhang Su can't sit on his **** now, so he can only lie on the chariot and say, "Did you not see it when you were in the prehistoric world? Can I avoid seeing those things when I practice in the lower realm? Why don't you say that the way of heaven is divided into yin and yang? Wrong, this source is gone, and I can't see it. You dare not say that the way of heaven is unreasonable, you blame me for a little girl. Oh, what about Yuanshi Tianzun..."

Yuan Shi raised his hand again, Zhang Su raised his face, and said, "You fight, you fight, you want to kill me and find another wife."

Yuan always withdrew the bamboo whip. These days, he has endured so much, much more than Zhang Bairen. His daughter-in-law really made him worry too much.

How could he let Yuanshi Tianzun, the most noble and noble person, have such a daughter-in-law on the stall.

It was useless to beat her. Seeing her gloomy appearance, when she was seen by the disciples in Kunlun, it would be a shame for him.

Now the second generation of disciples are all gathered in Kunlun to prepare a wedding banquet for Master and receive the guests who came to give gifts. Two days later, all gods, immortals and Buddhas will come to his wedding banquet. Compared with the wedding banquet of Yuanshi Tianzun, the Queen Mother's Peach Banquet is a thousand miles apart.

Yuan Shi had no choice but to stretch out his hand to stroke her wound. As soon as the immortal power came out, Zhang Su suddenly felt no more pain.

"Don't think that I will forgive you. It was the same hand that hit me just now."

Yuan Shi said solemnly: "Susu, you are my wife, and you are also related to my Kunlun face. Do you hope that the gods and Buddhas of the three realms will despise my Yuxu Palace?"

Zhang Su didn't speak, Yuan Shi helped her sit up and said softly: "Now you are in the limelight, everyone is paying attention to you, those who are powerful and powerful have their own ways to see your situation, and you can't take it lightly. You are right now. Condition for us one or two, okay?"

Zhang Su murmured, "I'm not that bad either."

Yuan Shi took a gold hairpin and handed it to her. Zhang Su snorted and said, "Isn't this the queen mother's gold hairpin?"

Yuan Shi said: "Taibaijinxing said at the beginning that the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother's magic power is low, and it is difficult to deter the gods and Buddhas in the heavens, so I gave the Queen Mother this Kunlun magic weapon. That hairpin was swept away by your merit and golden light. Don't make a fool of yourself when Kunlun gets married, this golden hairpin will be given to you."

Zhang Su turned his head and said, "Slap and give a jujube, I won't eat this set."

Yuan Shi put the golden hairpin on her bun, and she was still unconvinced. Yuan Shi smiled slightly and said, "I won't pass on the formula to you."

Zhang Su turned his head abruptly and said, "If you don't pass on the formulas, what's the use for me?"

Yuan Shi smiled and said, "Aren't you not going to eat this set?"

Zhang Sudao: "You fought all the time, but I didn't get the benefits, didn't I lose even more?"

Yuan Shi laughed, Zhang Su patted him, and said angrily, "You hurt me, and you just laughed it off!"

Yuan Shi attached to her ear the way of incantation and urging mana, Zhang Su memorized it three times, and then tried to use it.

I saw the chariot surrounded by dense clouds, bridges built by Xiaguang, fragrant fragrances, songs and phoenix dances, auspicious clouds holding up, and auspicious beasts soaring.

When she cast a spell with the golden hairpin, the mana of the golden hairpin came out and shone on an auspicious beast next to her, and the auspicious beast turned into a flying pig with wings.

"Hahaha~~~ fun~~"

Zhang Su took a fancy to a phoenix again, she recited the incantation silently and pointed with a golden hairpin, the phoenix suddenly turned into a plump chicken.

Yuan Shi watched Zhang Su keep attacking Luan Feng and Rui Beast next to Jiulong Chenxiang carriage. After a while, there were pigs, dogs, sheep, chickens, ducks, and geese flying next to him, as if he was in a farm.

Zhang Su clapped his hands and smiled: "It's such a good baby!"

She raised her head and kissed him on the cheek, Yuan Shi said helplessly, "You can't mess around with gold hairpins in this world."

Zhang Sudao: "You gave me those treasures, when did I mess around in the world?"

Yuan Shi squeezed her face and said, "When you don't need your baby, you can't mess around. If you want to make money, as long as you don't lose your morals, I don't care about you. But this mortal man's filthy body, you can't look at it casually. ."

Zhang Su turned his head and murmured in secret: "The reason for being tall is, to put it bluntly, jealous."

Yuan Shi saw that he was about to arrive in Kunlun, and with a wave of his sleeves, those who had been turned into "family farm animals" by the mana of the golden hairpin turned back to Fengluan auspicious beasts.

It is said that the Antarctic Immortal Weng, whose status is higher than Jinxian in the Yuxu Palace, led the second generation of disciples and boys to greet them on the Qilin Cliff. When they heard the music of the immortals in the air, they knew that the master had picked up his wife and returned.

They all bowed down and said, "The disciple welcomes the master to return to the palace!"

Yuan Shi brought Zhang Su down to the Jiulong Chenxiang carriage, and Nanji Xianweng held a feather fan in his hand and brought his second-generation disciples to greet Zhang Su. At this time, they were not married, and they did not call their wives.

"Fairy Wan'an!"

Zhang Su hurriedly replied: "Everyone, Wan'an, you don't need to be too polite."

Zhang Su originally thought that Yuan Shi would bring her to the original palace, but did not want a new fairy pavilion shrouded in auspicious light in the clouds on the left.

Yuan Shi sent her there, and left before entering the door, only to see the dragon girl and a little fairy standing at the entrance of the immortal pavilion. Long Nv smiled to meet her and said, "Sister Zhang, no, fairy, congratulations!"