Who are you calling powerful?

police office

Wei Yang and Li Jiahang were sitting behind the table in police uniforms. They seemed to be listening attentively and looked a little strange. In front of them, Deng Chao was dancing and describing what they had just experienced.

"...There are also octopuses, the tentacles are so long...Then I jump into the sea..."

As he spoke, the faces of Wei Yang and Wei Yang became more and more distorted. Wei Yang had begun to half-cover his face with his hands and shrugged his shoulders slightly. Li Jiahang lowered his head, then couldn't help laughing and stopped quickly, He had a serious look on his face, but he couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth and smoothed them down immediately.

Deng Chao was furious: "Why are you laughing?"

"I remember happy things."

"What's up."

Li Jiahang said seriously: "My wife has given birth to a baby."

Wei Yang, who was next to him, couldn't help laughing at this time. When Deng Chao questioned him, he could only grit his teeth, suppress his laughter, and replied seriously.

"I'm happy for him."

Deng Chao: "..."

What follows is a typical Zhou Xingchi-style nonsensical question and answer. Deng Chao tells a true story in a serious and sincere tone, but what he says is extremely outrageous in the eyes of normal people.

The two policemen didn't believe it at all, but due to their profession and the requirements of Deng Chao, they still had to deal with it seriously, but they could only suppress their laughter in the face of the outrageous facts.

This kind of contrasting plot told by chicken and duck, combined with the previous plot, made the audience extremely funny.

Master Xing will design some details during the process, with a more layered progression, making the lines and plots look ordinary, but still very funny.

A similar example is the dialogue between Master Kong and the elderly maid in "Journey to the West: Conquering the Demons".

In fact, if you carefully dissect the lines and plot, you will find that it is not funny, and even a bit embarrassing.

However, Xingye was able to make this scene very funny, and it can even be said to be the finishing touch, able to amuse most of the audience. This is his skill as the King of Nonsensical Comedy.

Comedy is not easy to shoot in the first place, and it is even more challenging if it is nonsensical.

Over the years, there have been countless comedians who have imitated Xingye's style, but only a handful have become famous, and even fewer have mastered the essence.

Although Wei Yang was unhappy with Wen Zhang, he had to say that he was the most outstanding among the protagonists in Xing Ye's later period.

And Deng Chao's performance can only be said to be quite satisfactory. His own comedy style is more inclined to the kind of meanness in "The Breakup Master", which is somewhat different from Xingye's nonsensical style.

In fact, Luo Xiaozhu is quite good. He is quite in line with Master Xing, but unfortunately he is not able to take the lead.

There is no way, the actor most suitable for director Zhou Xingchi in the world is Zhou Xingchi himself.

Wei Yang and the two filmed the scene where Deng Chao laughed wildly after leaving. Master Xing was still afraid that Boss Wei wouldn't let him go, and wanted to demonstrate it himself later.

Unexpectedly, Wei Yang's performance was much better than he thought. He slapped his knees with the armrest, raised his head and bent over and laughed wildly. He didn't need to remind him at all, he could get by with a little adjustment.

"Wei Sheng, you are actually very talented in comedy."

After filming the cameo sequence, Mr. Xing came over to express his thanks. He couldn't help but say something, and Wei Yang smiled.

"This is all influenced by watching your movies when I was a kid."

At Wei Yang's age, his film enlightenment basically relied on video halls and DVD players, mainly Hong Kong films.

In the 1990s, Mr. Xing, who was extremely popular, could undoubtedly be said to be the main force in regular movies and pirated CDs in mainland China's video halls at that time. Wei Yang, who was in middle school at that time, often saw Hong Kong comedy movies headed by Mr. Xing at his classmates' homes.

So Wei Yang's words are not exaggerated, which is why he has always had a certain filter for Master Xing.

"Wei Sheng's comedy style is different from mine. It focuses more on the coordination of plot and lines, and is relatively more restrained. I have watched "Famous" and "Cohabitation in Time and Space" produced by You, which have some stage style. It is a relatively relaxed style that makes you smile..."

When it comes to comedy, Mr. Xing is no longer so reticent. Even Wei Yang didn't expect that he had actually studied his own works.

Wei Yang was a little itchy: "Actually, my new work during the Spring Festival can be regarded as a comedy. The style is more exaggerated than before, and it also borrows some nonsensical attributes. Master Xing can help give me some guidance when he has time."

Master Xing agreed readily: "No problem, we'll make an appointment when we finish the work here."

Compared with ordinary financial backers, aside from differences in cooperation, Master Xing actually has a good impression of Wei Yang.

Because the two people's identities are more similar. They are both successful creators and businessmen, and they are both the kind of people who have made their own fortunes from scratch.

It's hard to say how sympathetic he is to each other, but at least from Master Xing's point of view, he can vaguely see some shadow of himself in Wei Yang.

The cameo is finally over, Wei Yang is okay, but Li Jiahang still has some unfinished ideas.

"Not enjoying yourself?"

Wei Yang asked teasingly, and the latter nodded: "It's just a scene like this. The rhythm is good and the filming is smooth. Ordinary directors don't have this skill, so I benefited a lot."

A good actor can make a director, and the guidance and training of an excellent director can also benefit an actor's entire career.

In many crews of big directors, actors squeeze their heads in. In addition to the opportunity to become famous, being able to be mentored by big directors greatly helps the actors' professional skills.

The profession of actor is somewhat metaphysical.

There are also some rumors in the industry about ordinary actors who have enlightened themselves because of a role or even a scene, and have been transformed since then.

Li Jiahang didn't have as many opportunities to collaborate with great directors as Wei Yang. Today he had a taste of meat and potatoes, but he only tasted it briefly, and of course he felt itchy.

"It's no use itching. Who's to let you down? People don't like you."

If it were another girl, Wei Yang might have expressed some relief, but facing a good brother like Li Jiahang, he would have immediately lost his temper.

"What's so great about it? Just because it's not suitable this time, doesn't mean it won't work in the future. Master Xing praised me just now. Maybe I'll be cast in the next movie."

"Did you drink behind my back last night? You just talked drunkenly."

"cut."

Li Jiahang raised his middle finger, and then ran to take a photo with Mr. Xing, preparing to post on Weibo to show off.

Wei Yang saw this and walked over. The two men were wearing police uniforms. They were tall and had bright smiles. They sandwiched the slovenly and socially fearful star in the middle. They looked like the people's police who had successfully captured the thief and made a triumphant return.

Li Jiahang, who felt something was wrong, pulled Deng Chao over again and changed positions before he seemed normal.

Wei Yang did not stay with the crew for long. After the cameo was finalized, he and Li Jiahang prepared to return to the Magic City.

On the way to the airport, Li Jiahang was still posting pictures on Weibo, still full of narcissism.

"I didn't realize it before. I look so handsome in a police uniform. I have to take on a police role later on, otherwise my condition will be in vain."

Wei Yangxian glanced at him. It didn't matter whether he could perform the police drama in the future, but this image might become a frequent visitor of ghosts and beasts.

Speaking of which, Li Jiahang is also an emoticon expert!

Zhang Wei of "Love Apartment" was originally a wealthy actor, and he also played the role of Guo Baokun, who has countless burdens in his life, as well as "The Temptation of Going Home" and "You Are So Sexy" and Pinru Wardrobe.

If this is coupled with the famous scene of the mermaid policeman laughing wildly, maybe Li Jiahang can have a showdown with Brother Kun in the future...

…

Shenzhen Flying Demon is very close, and the straight-line flight time is only about two hours. Counting the miscellaneous time on the road and waiting, it will be in the evening when we get off the plane.

Li Jiahang didn't bring anything with him in his guest appearance, so he kept his car simple. When Wei Yang came back from Thailand, his assistant bodyguard directly pushed out four large boxes.

Part of this has been processed, and the other part has been checked in in advance and shipped back to the country early, otherwise it will be troublesome to have a few more boxes.

There was no way, who asked Boss Wei to go there because there were so many people and he didn't want to inconvenience himself. Everything was fully equipped, so the logistics pressure was naturally not small.

Wei Yang and the others came out a little slower because they wasted a little time fussing with their luggage, and they didn't take the VIP channel. When they arrived at the airport lobby, they saw a group of people in the distance.

"It's broken, the schedule has been missed."

Wei Yang's first reaction was that fans came to block people. This situation often happens to top players.

However, Wei Yang's itinerary has always been kept secret, and in most cases he goes directly to the VIP channel and is picked up and dropped off by a dedicated car. Even if he knows that there will be crowds at the airport during his itinerary, he still won't be able to catch anyone unless there is a public appearance.

Just when Wei Yang and others were a little confused and even planned to go back and leave through the VIP channel, Li Jiahang pointed at the sign in the hands of the group of people.

"Don't worry, I'm not here for you."

Wei Yang watched intently and felt relieved. He saw that the light signs were all Tfboys' support slogans. They should be fans of the three little ones.

"Are these three so popular now?"

Li Jiahang didn't understand these newcomers and didn't know why, but Boss Wei still had knowledgeable people around him.

For example, assistant Wei Fei is responsible for many of Wei Yang's daily trivial tasks. One of them is to understand the trends in the circle and remind Wei Yang when he is unclear, so as to avoid unnecessary mistakes.

"These three children are quite popular on the Internet. It is said that they are idols because of their upbringing. They have many sister fans and mother fans. Not only are their numbers considerable, they also have strong spending power."

In the entertainment industry, especially in the current environment with the rise of traffic and fan economy, the gold content of the following few words is not generally high.

Even though Wei Yang already knew something about those three little ones, he never expected that he would gain a foundation so quickly.

The group of people stayed quietly for a while, until the three little ones appeared at the airport, which caused a sensation among the fans. All kinds of support and encouragement were heard endlessly, and gifts were stuffed into them like crazy.

Boss Wei has seen enough storms and waves that this scene is nothing.

When he was promoted to the top tier, fans would immediately crowd the door when he went to the TV station. He organized a public pick-up event, let alone a reinforcement camp, and the tens of thousands of people at the fan meeting event were nothing new.

Therefore, the current treatment of the three little ones is nothing more than a small fight for Wei Yang.

But even this kind of small fight has left many artists behind. Even Li Jiahang, if the team does not communicate with the fan group in advance or it is an important itinerary, it is difficult for so many fans to spontaneously get the letter and come to pick them up.

Now, these three underage boys have done it.

Wei Yang had expected it, and others were more emotional. This simply subverted their experience and concepts in the entertainment industry over the years.

"The development is so fast now, and I find that I can hardly understand many things in the industry."

Li Jiahang was very sad. If he had been beaten to death a few years ago, he would not have believed that a few little boys could become fans comparable to popular niches by being cute and singing online.

"Can't you understand? What really makes you unable to understand is at the back."

Wei Yang was very calm. Where did he come from? The traffic era has just begun. Many things in the future are difficult for today's artists to imagine and understand.

This is the general trend and cannot be changed. There are not only three little ones, but also five little ones or four little ones. The success of the breeding line shows that its market has great potential.

At least it is gratifying that artists in the traffic era have largely resisted the impact of Korean culture.

Wei Yang and the others did not show up, they quietly stayed to watch, and then quietly left the airport.

Li Jiahang also wanted to follow Wei Yang to his house to have a meal, but Wei Yang kicked him away.

After he left, Wei Yang was free, turned around and drove to Ningjing Dongfang.

This time, Boss Wei learned to be smart.

The specific time of returning to the magic city is not disclosed, only a vague interval is given for easy operation. At the same time, all door locks are replaced with fingerprint unlocking. A sensor camera is also installed at the entrance, connected to the door, and will record the entry and exit of the home for a week.

In this way, as long as Wei Yang checks the entry and exit video clips in the past few days, he doesn't have to worry about the horrific incident of Liu Shishi suddenly appearing in Tang Yan's bed, and the security is greatly improved.

After pressing the lock and entering, Wei Yang already knew that Tang Yan was back, but saw no one in the living room, so he left for the bedroom.

Sure enough, the person is sleeping in the bed!

Wei Yang, who had been a vegetarian for two months, couldn't help but move. Tang Yan woke up and saw that it was Wei Yang. She was surprised and happy, and took the initiative to hug and kiss her.

Wei Yang hugged her and lay down, moving his hand downwards, but suddenly felt something wrong when he touched it. Why was there a third foot? He immediately broke out in cold sweat and his face turned pale with fright.

"who?"

"Um?!"

Only then did Tang Yan react and lifted the quilt, and Wei Yang found that Da Mimi was curled up sleeping inside.

It seemed that because there was no quilt, Da Mimi felt cold. She pulled her hands together, touched Wei Yang, and felt the warmth. She unconsciously moved closer to this side, holding Wei Yang's waist and rubbing it like a warm baby. .

"Didn't she leave last night?"

Wei Yang just watched the video of the entrance. There was obviously only one person at home, but Da Mimi appeared out of nowhere.

"She didn't leave. She stayed here last night. She may have gone out to get takeout. Her clothes are the same. Just take a look."

Tang Yan was still holding her breath when she mentioned this. This little bitch probably knew that Wei Yang might come over and stayed at her house whenever he was free these days.

He also insists on sleeping with her, which is called promoting sisterly love, but in fact he uses her as a pillow.

"Forget it, let's do our thing."

Wei Yang didn't hesitate. Anyway, it didn't matter if it wasn't Liu Shishi. He continued what he had not finished just now. Tang Yan was a little embarrassed and her face was slightly red.

"Go to the guest bedroom, don't wake her up."

"Ignore her, she's awake and she'll be a substitute."

Wei Yang was very angry now and wanted to play together, not caring about that at all.

Soon, the bedroom was filled with duets, and before long, trios.