Who asked him to cultivate immortality!

When Lu Yang heard that Taoist Wuyu was imprisoned, he blurted out: "Master is in prison again?"

Wait, why did I say "again"?

Yunzhi sighed leisurely, nodded and said, "I really don't want to admit it, but that's the truth."

"Although Master and I have said several times, 'If you cause trouble in the future, just don't tell the disciples.'"

"But after all, it is a master-disciple relationship. Even if the master is embarrassed outside, when we meet the master in the outside world, we must call him 'master'. We cannot pretend not to know him."

"...So the focus just now was on the word 'master', not why he went into the cell?"

"The master wrote a letter, hoping to send someone to get him out of the cell. According to the past practice, the fourth elder went to get him. This time I see that the master happens to be in Dayan County. We have dealt with the matter of the immortal ruins. It is just right. You can visit his old man and see why he was imprisoned this time."

"Does Master often enter the cell?"

"Not often, but he's been in the cell longer than most guards."

"..."

"Due to Master's unique experience, he felt that a person should always leave something behind in his lifetime, so he wrote a book based on his own personal experience and received support from the court."

Lu Yang was curious: "Master, what did he write?"

""Changes in the Prison Environment of the Daxia Dynasty over Two Thousand Years"."

Yunzhi listed a few examples at random: "I heard that during the era of the Nine Sons of Taoism, the most common thing Master did was driving a flying sword while drunk, which constituted the crime of dangerous driving, and he would be imprisoned for several months each time. .”

Yunzhi further explained, and popularized the current legal situation of the Daxia Dynasty to Lu Yang: "This is actually the most common criminal law violated by monks, and it is not only driving flying swords, but also driving gourds, driving jade flutes, etc. Many monks finished drinking Even drunk people are unwilling to use magic to relieve the drunkenness, so they fly drunkenly in the sky, and the Great Xia Dynasty keeps banning them."

"The master also pretended to be a fortune teller. The old god told the guests that you will be defrauded of money today. If you don't want to be deceived, you must spend money to avoid disasters. The guests listened to the master's words and took out the spiritual stones to ask the master to eliminate the disaster. , the master accepted the spirit stone and said, look, I said you will be cheated today, is that accurate?"

"Then he was locked up."

There were so many things that Taoist Buyu did that Yunzhi couldn't finish them all at once, so he had to show Lu Yang a few random examples.

"I don't know if you, my junior brother, have heard that Master once created a spell called "Big and Small Ruyi (Partial Version)". It is simple to use and easy to learn."

Lu Yang nodded. Of course he had heard of the wonderful magic of changing a man's lower body and a female's upper body. He even wanted to learn it, but he never found the opportunity.

"Originally, the court wanted to convict Master of producing, copying, publishing, selling, and disseminating obscene materials for profit. The four elders stepped forward and argued hard, saying that Master's spell was a health-preserving spell and had no hidden meaning. In the end of the argument, the court decided I took a step back and did not believe that Master constituted a crime, but I also asked Master not to spread this magic anymore, and also asked Master to pay the tax on selling books."

"The fourth elder is so righteous!" Lu Yang did not expect that the fourth elder, who usually disliked his master, would step forward at a critical moment to save his master from jail.

Yunzhi glanced at Lu Yang and said calmly: "Because the fourth elder is also involved in the trafficking, if the master commits a crime, he will not be able to escape."

"In other words, if the master commits a crime, all nine Taoist disciples will be wiped out and reunited in the prison cell."

"Anyway, the master made a lot of money that time. It was the richest time, and he spent money like water. He didn't regard spiritual stones as spiritual stones at all."

"Master once followed the example of the Supreme Elder and went to a brothel to visit prostitutes. At that time, Master was wearing gold and silver and looked like a nouveau riche. The madam beamed and thought he was a big customer. Later, Master asked the brothel to issue an invoice. The madam's face darkened, thinking that Master was here. Those who make trouble refuse to issue invoices.”

"Master believed that the brothel's behavior was tax evasion, so he went to the government to sue the brothel. In the end, the government determined that the brothel had evaded taxes and locked up the madam. It also determined that the master was a prostitute and locked up the master."

"The era of the nine sons of the Taoist Sect has come to an end, and the Supreme Elder has retired. After Master and the other nine took over the power of the Taoist Sect, the Master has not become honest."

"You should know that the great elder likes to build tombs, so the master went out with the great elder to build tombs everywhere. When they were building tombs and digging pits, the two of them accidentally dug a real tomb. They were regarded as tomb robbers and reported to the government. The government sent people to arrest him, but the two thought it was a zombie coming and almost started fighting."

The Immortal Fairy was amazed when he heard it in the spiritual space. The Taoist sect really had many talented people, and staying in Lu Yang's spiritual space really allowed him to gain insights.

Lu Yang: "..."

Lu Yang felt that he had the immortal fairy in front of him and the Taoist Taoist behind him. Under the influence of these two people, he could always stick to his heart, do things down-to-earth, and be an honest man. It was not easy.

"Master, isn't he in the integration stage? How did he get caught?"

As the leader of the Taoist Sect, the top fusion stage, and possibly even the strongest fusion stage, even if the people from Dayan County are stacked up, they are no match for Taoist Wuyu.

Can this still be caught?

"Master said that the disaster of prison is part of the worldly cultivation."

"Is escaping from prison considered part of the world's cultivation?"

Yunzhi was silent for a long time and looked at Lu Yang deeply: "Don't ask Master this question, I'm afraid he will think of this."

Lu Yang scratched his head and said, "I have another question."

"What?"

"Shouldn't we visit the prison? Why are we eating now?"

At this time, Lu Yang and Yunzhi were sitting in the small private room, with a dazzling array of delicious food in front of them.

After returning from the Immortal Ruins, Yunzhi did not go directly to the cell. Instead, he took Lu Yang to the best restaurant in Dayan County and ordered all the local specialties. Lu Yang's eyes twitched.

He wanted to ask, the master was locked up not far away, and the two of us were eating and drinking here, wouldn't it look bad?

Considering that the person sitting across from me was the senior sister, I didn’t dare to ask this.

Yunzhi took a bite of the steamed beef balls. The beef balls were firm and juicy when she took a bite. She was very satisfied.

Yunzhi put down his chopsticks and explained expressionlessly: "Junior brother, you have to understand what master is. He is our elder. What the elders want most is for the younger generation to be healthy and grow up strong. We can eat and sleep well here. Well done, I believe Master and the old man will be very happy when he learns about our current situation in the prison."

Lu Yang felt that what the senior sister said made sense, but he always felt that something was strange.

I feel like my brain is not working well lately. Is it a sequelae of Huang Doudou Boxing?