Who asked him to cultivate immortality!
Chapter 72 Sincerely (Thanks to the silver alliance from the homeboy for the reward)
"The test of the second level is to make the examiner sincerely keep me?" Meng Jingzhou read the conditions for passing the level again in his mind.
"What a strange test. It doesn't sound difficult."
"But where am I now?" Meng Jingzhou was sitting on a row of stools. There were four people in front of him, five people behind him, and a group of ten people. He was in the middle.
"Oh, it turns out I'm applying for the Chamber of Commerce." The setting Immortal taught him popped into his mind.
Meng Jingzhou looked at the white wall opposite and moved his right hand unconsciously, bending his middle finger and ring finger.
Didn't come out.
"Huh? Why do I do such strange actions?" Meng Jingzhou didn't know why. He didn't remember that he had this habit.
"Forget it, never mind, just focus on applying."
Meng Jingzhou noticed that after the first person entered the room where the examiner was, he hurried out and then hurried back, going back and forth three or four times.
Meng Jingzhou shouted enthusiastically: "Hey brother, what are you running? Is the examiner testing your running speed? Then I suggest you change a pair of shoes. The quality of the shoes is very helpful for your running speed. There is also the starting posture, squatting. On the ground, support the ground with both hands and arch your body. This is the fastest way to run. Trust me, I am very experienced..."
The man looked at Meng Jingzhou like an idiot, ignored him, and ran out to check the quality of the potatoes.
The rules make it clear that candidates are not allowed to disclose questions to each other.
The first person, the second person, the third person, and the fourth person all ran very diligently. Naturally, none of them passed the test. Regardless of whether you have passed the test or not, you will disappear directly after the interview, so that people behind you will not be able to judge whether you have passed the test if you have made more trips, or you have passed the test if you have made fewer trips.
"Next, Meng Jingzhou!" the fat examiner shouted from inside.
"Here we come." Meng Jingzhou walked in in high spirits.
The fat examiner asked with a smile as usual: "Meng Jingzhou, are you going to the market to see if there is anyone selling potatoes?"
Meng Jingzhou did not move.
The fat examiner thought he didn't explain clearly, so he repeated the question word for word.
This time Meng Jingzhou spoke: "Why?"
"Why?" The fat examiner did not follow Meng Jingzhou's train of thought.
"I mean why should I go to the market to see if there is anyone selling potatoes? Do you know what we are doing now?"
"We're having an interview." The fat examiner said matter-of-factly.
"Yes, you said it, this is an interview, not for you to run errands. Besides, did you also ask this question to the first four people?"
"You've asked a question four times and you're not satisfied. You want to ask it a fifth time?"
The fat examiner said patiently: "This is a test question."
Meng Jingzhou said oh and went to the market obediently: "There is a potato seller."
"How many potatoes are there?"
Meng Jingzhou didn't know the answer, so he stood up and was about to leave. The fat examiner sneered, "You talk nonsense, as long as you come back one more time, I will declare you a failure."
Unexpectedly, when Meng Jingzhou opened the door, there was an old man standing at the door. Meng Jingzhou asked the old man at the door: "How many potatoes do you have in your cart?"
The uncle said: "Eighty pounds."
Meng Jingzhou turned back: "He said there are eighty kilograms of potatoes. Do you still want to ask how much a kilogram of potatoes costs?"
The fat examiner opened his mouth, but he didn't ask, "How much does a pound of potatoes cost?" Even if he asked, the man at the door would have answered immediately.
What a silly question!
"Why did you call the potato seller here?!" the fat examiner said angrily, how can I take the test after this?
Meng Jingzhou spread his hands: "I asked him if several people came over to ask how the potatoes were. The uncle complained to me, saying that several people came over to take a look at his potatoes, then ran back and asked how many there were in total. Jin of potatoes, I ran back again, and even came over to ask how much a pound of potatoes was, but I just asked and didn’t buy it.”
"I said do you want to meet the culprit who just asked but didn't buy it? He said yes, so I brought him over."
Fat examiner: "..."
What to do next? No one told me that I would encounter this kind of situation.
The fat examiner thought of Meng Jingzhou's disrespect for him, and his heart trembled, and he shouted: "You won't guess your intentions and be eliminated..."
Before the fat examiner finished speaking, Meng Jingzhou gave him a kick: "Shit, I'll give you the fat man's face!"
After saying that, Meng Jingzhou ran out.
The fat examiner slapped the table to pieces: "Stop!"
The examiner sincerely wanted to keep Meng Jingzhou, and Meng Jingzhou passed the test.
…
The deputy leader rubbed his eyebrows in pain, what kind of strange way is this to pass the level?
He stipulates that the examiner should retain the interviewer sincerely because he is worried that some interviewers will take shortcuts and bribe the examiner.
He felt that his rules were careful enough, but he didn't expect that there were unexpected ways to pass the level.
The examiner not only sincerely wanted to keep Meng Jingzhou, he also sincerely wanted to tear Meng Jingzhou into pieces.
How did this kid grow a brain? Or is it because I don't have a brain?
"Immortal Immortal, please give me an answer." The deputy leader muttered, praying to the Immortal, hoping for a response.
The leader interrupted the deputy leader's prayer: "It would be great if the Immortal Immortal could hear what you said."
The deputy leader did not think that the leader was blasphemy. He knew that the leader was the most devout believer in the Immortal Religion. He sighed: "We have tried so many times, but we have failed. We have never been able to resurrect the Immortal Immortal. If we can resurrect the Immortal Immortal, No matter what the Great Xia Dynasty is, no matter what the righteous way is, they are no match for the Immortal Immortal!"
"Only with blood as a sacrifice can the immortal immortal be resurrected."
The two did not discuss this topic too much. The deputy leader asked: "What do you think of this Meng Jingzhou?"
The leader was amazed: "You are a talented person who doesn't take the ordinary path."
The leader said in his heart that it was a good thing that he didn't agree with the deputy leader and said that there must be no other way to clear the level. Otherwise, where would the leader's face be?
"Is this guy considered a talent?"
"Of course, I think our Immortal Cult needs talents with this kind of thinking that is different from ordinary people."
"Look at why the righteous Taoist sects can exist in the world for a long time. I have summarized several reasons. The most important reason is that they have wisdom beyond what the world can understand."
The corners of the deputy leader's mouth twitched, thinking that the leader is worthy of being the leader, and he talks about mental illness in such a fresh and refined way.
The leader continued: "Maybe this man named Meng Jingzhou can become the backbone of our Immortal Sect, or even a pillar!"
"Speaking of Meng Jingzhou, the boy who performed very conspicuously in the first level seems to be named Lu Yang. How did he perform?"
…
"Do you want the examiner to sincerely keep me?"
Lu Yang thought: "What's so difficult about this? I can just give the examiner a slap in the face. It's better to spit again to ensure that I can anger the examiner. Not to mention leaving me alone, he even thinks of leaving my life behind." ”
"But this method is too barbaric. Only rough people like Meng Jingzhou would use this method. I am a civilized person and cannot be like him."
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