Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?

Chapter 164 Pervert

Is Huaizhou Mansion haunted?

A palace guard ran into the inner courtyard of the government office with a very strange expression, and then opened the door. Inside was Sikong Du, who had been hiding in the government office.

"Boss, something happened!"

When Sikong Du heard this, he jumped up from his chair. He thought that the thing he feared most had happened. He took three steps and then two steps to come to the palace guard and grabbed him.

"Is this a group incident? Or is it some unlucky guy who took the Korean medicine master's medicine and caused terrible consequences?"

The guards shook their heads for a while, almost frightening Sikong Du.

Is it possible that the sky has been broken?

"No, boss, our place is haunted!"

The guard's expression was still extremely weird. No one would believe this, but it still happened. If an ordinary citizen came to handle the case, he would probably be sent away.

However, this is a large group of monks who used leaves to cover their private parts to report the crime!

It's impossible for a large group of monks to be dazzled, right?

"Is your brain damaged? It's haunted. Where did it come from? What kind of ghost?"

Sikong Du almost gave his men a slap in the face to wake up.

As a palace guard and a monk, he kept talking about being haunted.

The palace guard could only explain helplessly, just a quarter of an hour ago...

After Sikong Du finished listening to what he said, his expression instantly resembled that of the palace guard.

Could this fucking thing actually be haunted?

The palace guard said with a bitter face, "Now the whole Huaizhou City knows that there is a ghost outside the city. There was a pervert who knocked people unconscious and took off all their clothes when he saw the monks. Now let alone the monks, the people are afraid to leave the city. ”

Sikong Du subconsciously walked out and said as he walked, "I don't believe this. How could such a pervert come from in broad daylight? It's not like he was acting in secret."

When he was halfway there, his heart suddenly skipped a beat, so he turned around and asked, "Did Han Yu do it?"

Fortunately, the house guard shook his head and he breathed a sigh of relief.

It's not like the palace guards didn't suspect him at the first time. After all, they were all sent here by the Supervision Department, and they would be informed of everything they should know, especially about Han Yu.

But in fact, Han Yu had never left Huaizhou City, and he had even been in the inn when the incident occurred. Many brothers were sure of this.

Not him?

"Then what is he doing?"

Sikong Du muttered for a while.

The palace guard raised his head and pointed to the door and said.

"I was still at the inn just now, but later I came with the people to watch the fun. Sir, he is waving to you!"

Blanch!

Sikong Du's figure suddenly froze, and his steps suddenly stopped.

Damn it, I forgot about this. I was still avoiding him, why did he come out?

Then he glared at the palace guard beside him in annoyance and cursed in a low voice.

"You bastard, you cheated on your family, why don't you remind me?"

The palace guard was extremely aggrieved. From the beginning, Sikong Du walked away without giving him a chance to speak. This time, the blame was passed to him.

On the other side, Han Yu stayed in the inn after slandering the two. Then the street outside the window suddenly became very lively. When he poked his head out to take a look, the first thing he heard was that the government office was haunted.

The excitement was so great that he couldn't help but watch it!

But when he arrived at the government office excitedly, he saw a group of monks in grass skirts swarming into the outer courtyard of the government office with their white buttocks twisted.

The entrance of the government office was already crowded with people. After listening carefully for a while, he had already listened to a lot of things.

Then there was a strange expression. Is there something haunted outside Huaizhou City? Specializes in taking off monks' clothes?

Some people have already spread rumors that there is a pervert outside the city.

This is great fun. Sure enough, there are all kinds of wonders in the world.

He followed the crowd and watched every move of the government office. Not long after, a familiar figure gradually came out. Wasn't it Sikong Du who was out on business?

Han Yu quickly waved at him.

Sikong Du actually wanted to pretend he didn't see it and sneak back secretly, but thinking about it again, it seemed that this would be even stupider.

That’s all, it’s a blessing, not a curse, it’s a curse that cannot be avoided.

After sighing helplessly, Sikong Du waved to Han Yu and invited him in.

When Han Yu came in through the crowd, there was a scene outside the government office. A group of monks gathered in groups, with resentment and humiliation on their faces.

Although the palace guards had already made it clear, Sikong Du was still worried. He pulled Han Yu aside privately and asked in a low voice.

"Brother Han, tell me honestly, does this matter have anything to do with you?" Han Yu's eyes suddenly widened a bit, and he looked at him in disbelief. If not for the fear that Sikong Du would not be able to withstand the fever, he would They all planned to set fire to him and light him as a candle for a while.

He replied in a low voice, "Master Sikong, do you think I can be interested in this large piece of butt?"

Sikong Du looked at him and thought seriously for a while, and then sighed helplessly, "Is it really haunted?"

But Han Yu looked at the butt and suddenly said, "What do you think the pervert is doing? He only took off his clothes and didn't do anything!"

The words were loud, and the group of aggrieved young monks all trembled, and then they all cast shameful and angry looks.

"When I was young, my uncle Dagen told me the story of a down-and-out scholar who broke into a temple and encountered a ghost."

Han Yu suddenly thought of teasing him and spoke again, his voice was not quiet.

This kind of plot is not new. Every storyteller has said that it is nothing more than a down-and-out scholar meeting a beautiful female ghost in a ruined temple and then having an affair.

But Han Yu's version is different.

"Uncle Da Gen said that there are also male perverts. If you just find a place and fall asleep like a scholar, you will easily wake up with a sore butt."

After talking, the faces of the poor young monks were no longer ashamed and angry, but all looked horrified, and some even subconsciously covered their buttocks.

Especially those who were a little smarter. After checking their lower bodies for a while, they found that there was no loss of essence and no change in qi and blood. This was even more terrifying for them. It seemed that Han Yu had been right, and his face turned extremely pale.

Sikong Du glanced helplessly at Han Yu who smiled evilly, said hello, and led him into the inner courtyard.

The two of them left the outer courtyard and came to a secluded hall, which was Sikong Du's usual residence.

At this moment, he couldn't help but start to have a headache when he looked at Han Yu.

Why did Huaizhou Mansion suddenly become strange after he arrived?

Before he could think of a way to send the person away, the place started to be filled with lechers.

It's really one head and two big ones.

After careful consideration, he decided to get straight to the point.

"Brother Han... No, Pharmacist Han, I actually learned about your deeds from the reply letter from the Supervision Department the day before yesterday."

Sikong Du looked at Han Yu and sighed frankly.

In other words, when they were drinking that day, Sikong Du ran away because the content of the letter was about him?

Han Yu looked at him strangely and asked, "Is it possible that Lord Sikong didn't go out and just didn't want to see me?"

Sikong Du smiled awkwardly, "I can't help but hide!" Do you let your superiors decide what to do? What to do? After all, Han Yu saved him. If he couldn't do anything for a while, he couldn't hide first!

"Brother Han, to be honest, I really like you and want to make good friends with you, but I am really afraid of trouble in Huaizhou Mansion!"

Almost all the way along, Han Yu's pills never stopped, and he was scared just thinking about it.

Now it was Han Yu's turn to be embarrassed. Look at how frightened he was. Sikong Du was indeed a heroic man, unlike Zhao Yulin, who would have probably started chasing people away if it were him.

Speaking of Zhao Yulin, Sikong Du also mentioned him.

"I heard that Old Zhao next door has gone crazy several times. It's so miserable. Even you here are afraid that you can't control yourself! I heard from the Supervision Department that Old Zhao still fell into the trap even though he knew the side effects."

If he hadn't met Han Yu before, most of them would have scoffed and disbelieved when they heard about this kind of thing, but he really experienced it firsthand and almost couldn't help but take pills.

"How about changing places after I give the elixir to Brother Bai?"

"I promised to wait for him for a day."

People are already so polite, and there is no special reaction from the monks here. It might as well be a good relationship somewhere else, Sikong Du is a decent person and can make friends.

"Brother Bai, does he dare to eat?"

Sikong Du was suddenly shocked.

Han Yu looked weird when he mentioned this. Not only did he dare to eat it, he didn't even hear about the side effects.

"Actually, the pill that was originally intended for you has been taken by him, and now he wants my second pill."

Sikong Du couldn't describe it as simple admiration for Bai Bu. He had eaten one and dared to eat a second one. He was truly a strange man.

"What pill did you take out this time?"

As soon as he asked Sikong Du, he regretted his nonsense. He knew that he couldn't control it, but he still asked.

Han Yu smiled and took out a pill...