Who brought this guy into the monastic circle?

Xuanwu Mountain meanders between Quantai and Yujin.

People in Yujin Prefecture used to call it Guier Mountain because the shape of the mountain resembles a resting turtle lying there.

The tail part is adjacent to Yujin, and the head is facing the spring platform. Therefore, there is a natural incompatibility between the two houses.

At first, Quantai Mansion wanted to cut off part of the mountain on the grounds that it was unsightly, but Yujin refused on the grounds that it would affect Feng Shui, resulting in constant friction between the two sides.

Now that Feng Shui has been mentioned, the monks at the fountain can't sit still. They meditate on the mountain every day and look up to see that thing pointing at their faces.

Then the conflict escalated from mortals to monks between the two houses. It is said that the quarrel lasted for several years before finally settling down.

There is a Ruyi Inn on Guier Mountain Road that is well-known in the local area. There are cattle, horses, mules and the like sold at low prices every now and then, and it is very popular among the people.

The trees on both sides of the mountain road are carefully pruned, and the word "Ruyi" is hung on the flagpole more than three meters high.

Inside the inn, a beautiful woman was wearing a red skirt and a sky-blue gauze upper body. Her white tube top swelled as she walked forward, as if she was hiding two melons.

"What would you like to eat, sir?"

The woman bent over and leaked a large area of ​​snow-white and delicate hair, and her soft and soft words seemed to suck the soul away.

The young man who just came in stared straight at the bottomless ravine and said vaguely, "Gourd..."

The woman covered her mouth and smiled softly, "There are no gourds in my shop."

The young man came back to his senses and wiped his saliva, his face suddenly turned red, and he said.

"That's fine, you can eat whatever you want..."

A gust of fragrant wind came, but the woman suddenly sat on the young man's lap, hooked her hands around his neck, and said softly, "Then do you want to eat Nujia?"

He could no longer hear what the woman said. With the soft fragrance in his arms, his blood had already surged to his forehead, and he felt like his soul was flying to the sky.

"think……"

The young man nodded shyly.

The woman smiled slightly and came forward with her little mouth pouted. The young man's mouth trembled with excitement and he opened his big mouth eager to bite it.

Suddenly, a stream of green smoke slowly spewed out from the woman's mouth, and after it sprayed on the young man's face, he was so full of lust that he felt that all the strength in his body was gone and he collapsed.

"Master, come out and clean up."

The woman covered her mouth and smiled, then shouted loudly towards the kitchen.

After the kitchen door opened, a four-foot-three-inch dwarf man came out. He was fat and looked like a winter melon that had grown into a spirit. A scar on his face extended from his left eye to the corner of his mouth. He came to the young man without saying a word. After picking it up, he went to the kitchen.

Han Yu was tied up like a crab and thrown into the pile of firewood. When the dwarf man brought the young man in, he looked at the young man with a complicated expression.

The two of them turned red at the same time and turned their heads away from each other.

Pooh! Hungry ghost in sex.

They both despised each other and secretly cursed each other in their hearts.

"What the hell is going on here?"

After a long time, the man couldn't help but squirm over and asked Han Yu next to him.

Han Yu sighed.

This inn is a black shop that specializes in targeting foreign monks who pass by and operates in a very secretive manner.

The scar-faced dwarf is called Qi Tiangao, and the landlady is called Yu Ruyi. Both of them are famous figures in the evil world.

"Why do you know so well?"

The young man looked at Han Yu with a surprised expression and asked.

Han Yu raised his chin and pointed at the rope on his body, "Didn't you see the blood on the rope that tied you? The brother who tied you just now told me."

The young man looked horrified and asked, "Where are the others?"

Han Yu seemed to be recalling bad things, his face turned livid, "I was stripped of human skin, replaced with cowhide, and then taken away."

The young man's face suddenly turned extremely pale, and he hurriedly spat out, "Make an animal!"

The art of making animals originated from the war-torn times thousands of years ago. At that time, the fields were starved to death and the people could not survive. A monk created this art and used a small number of people as food to save the lives of the people all over the world.

It was only a few years after the war subsided that this matter was exposed, and the monk disappeared from history.

Even the name is not allowed to be left, so one can imagine how taboo this technique is.

"Hey, you two brothers are still talking?"

The kitchen suddenly opened, and Yu Ruyi walked in with Qi Tiangao with a smile.

This guy is so damned good.

The two of them looked at the gourd-shaped beauty in front of them, and then at the winter melon husband beside her, and they couldn't help but curse in unison.

"Let's make them soon! I just got three of them to sell tomorrow."

Yu Ruyi covered her mouth and smiled, and said to Qi Tiangao.

"If you don't make it now, I'll take it to the city to sell it later, and then buy some oil, salt, soy sauce and vinegar."

Qi Tiangao grinned, the scar twisted like a small snake.

Just as he was about to take action, there was movement from outside.

Yu Ruyi's expression changed, and she smiled, "Wonderful, I can make four."

The two of them walked out the door together.

After the people left, the young man's expression changed and he said happily, "Great, it must be my sect comrades who are looking for me."

Han Yu glanced at him and couldn't help but throw cold water at him and said, "What's the point? I'm afraid I'll get the same trick when the time comes."

The young man shook his head, confident of victory, and said firmly, "It's impossible, she will never fall for it, she is a woman."

After a while, the kitchen door suddenly opened, and Qi Tiangao threw in a petite body that was tied up in shame.

Han Yu's eyes lit up, and he took a look. It was a pretty girl with a petite figure. Qi Tiangao's rope art could not show her figure.

So he withdrew his gaze in dismay, thinking, she is just a child!

"Is this what you said you were sure of?"

Han Yu glared at the young man and joked.

The young man looked embarrassed, turned to look at the girl and asked, "Coconut, how did you get caught?"

The girl named Coconut was furious and said with gritted teeth, "It's because I couldn't wait for you, so I came to find you. After entering the inn, that coquettish vixen took action directly."

After saying that, her expression moved, and she looked at him thoughtfully, "Yixian, were you seduced by that vixen?"

Seeing that Coconut's face was gradually covered with clouds, Yixian couldn't help sweating on his forehead. He shook his head hurriedly, "How is it possible? Both me and this guy were attacked directly after entering the door. If you don't believe me, ask him."

Han Yu nodded in agreement with a serious face.

"Who is he?"

Yezi only noticed the person next to Yixian at this time and asked.

Yixian was stunned when he heard it, turned his head, looked at Han Yu and asked, "Oh, right! Brother, you haven't asked yet?"

"My name is Han Yu," Han Yu replied briefly.

"Will we die?"

After listening to Yixian's narration, Yezi was sad and whispered.

"Generally, we won't die so soon."

Han Yu suddenly interrupted.

"Do you have any ideas?"

Yixian's eyes lit up and he asked quickly.

Han Yu shook his head, "I'm just telling you that farmers usually don't kill the animals immediately after buying them. They will raise them for a while. We may have to eat grass for a year or two before being slaughtered."

Eat grass! Slaughter!

The two groups of words made Yixian pale, and Yezi burst into tears.

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