Who Moved My Mountain
Chapter 3: Gay in gay
“I don’t know if the construction workers are convenient for interviews?” The reporters who went to the mountains and out of the scene are basically new reporters. The female reporters are still the first time to take such a difficult mountain road. They still have to smile and do interviews, so The slowest, when she finally came to the rescue team's place, before I could see it, I faced the camera.
The voice just fell, the photographer behind the female reporter pointed the camera at the front, the lens was suddenly occupied by a white flower, the photographer glanced, incredulously looking at this scene.
"Don't shoot!" The rescue team had no time to stop. The female reporter had turned around and said kindly: "Let us interview, it happened before... Ah, rogue!"
The words have not been said, the female reporter's eyes have appeared before the response, more than twenty white flowers, the man's meat, body, suddenly screamed, even the microphone in his hands were almost lost.
The screams of the female reporter were shocked, and everyone on the ground suddenly returned.
"Run, the shed will collapse..."
"Qin manager, let's run..."
"It's weird, weird, weird, I don't mean to dig you..."
"Mom, I don't want to die, I don't have a wife yet!"
The construction team only felt that the body was loose, screaming and standing up from the ground, Qin Wentao was even more exaggerated, kneeling on the ground, his head buckled on the ground, squatting, fart, stocks and words. "Ghost fairy grandmother, I am wrong, don't catch Me, don't catch me..."
I didn't wear clothes at all. When I stood up, the picture was simply a white pig that had been smashed on the pig farm. It made people feel shocked and spicy. This scene happened too fast. Everyone had no time to remind, even even photography. The teacher forgot to turn off the camera, but now it is live! In an instant, such a beautiful picture appeared on the TV.
Rescue team, medical team, female reporter, photographer, sea city citizen: "...???"
I saw the construction team and Qin Wentao in front of me: "... ah ah ah!"
The time when the news of the local city station was broadcasted was exactly the time when the citizens had dinner. Looking at the pictures of the spicy eyes in the TV set, countless families were stunned with their rice bowls, and the microblogs suddenly exploded.
"The trough, what happened to this group of buddies? How did you wear all the clothes, **** gas."
“Is the folk market in the maritime market so open? I heard that some people like to play in the wild, feel irritating, didn’t expect to play like this?”
"When you look at the man, what are you doing, what are you doing, what are you doing? Mom, there is someone driving here!"
"I am still a child, this is not a car to Chuntian Huahua Kindergarten!"
"The door has been welded to death. No one wants to get off the bus today. Give me a step on the gas pedal and go on the 180th!"
In less than ten minutes, #丹丘山play# was brushed to the third microblogging hot search, well, now not only is the famous city, it is famous all over the country.
On the other hand, the female reporter had already felt that she had collapsed. The photographer turned off the camera in a hurry. The medical team and the rescue team couldn’t even put out a few clothes for Qin Wentao to cover the key parts.
After all, in the summer, no one will bring more clothes. They were all men and they have nothing to do with their shirts. But today, these real men on the front line seem to have opened the door to the new world. Unwilling to be shirtless in front of Qin Wentao, everyone’s mind is flashing strange thoughts.
The people who saw the construction team covered important parts in front of them. The captain of the rescue team asked seriously: "You, you are all right, can you go down the mountain yourself? We will take you to the hospital for inspection."
Qin Wentao was completely awake at this time. He never felt so embarrassed. His face was green. He was so shameful that he was seen by so many people. He went to the hospital, and he was not killed by jokes.
He lowered his head and took out two words: "No, I am not hurt..."
"Or go to the hospital to check it out." The doctor on the side looked at Qin Wentao's fart and stocks without revealing the trace. "This behavior is still very dangerous..."
"What behavior?" Qin Wentao has not responded. On the other hand, Qian Daming grabbed his hand: "Manager Qin, I can't do this project. I have a small old man, I am really scared!"
While listening to the people who are eating melons, they said: "It’s still forced, it will play, it will play!"
Qin Wentao did not pay attention to everyone's expression. He was told by Qian Daming that he had just stabilized his mood and raised it. He couldn't forget the black horn that he saw before he fainted. It was a female ghost!
As soon as he thought of his escape in the hands of the female ghost, Qin Wentao suddenly trembled and shook his lips: "Yes, there are ghosts in the mountains, female ghosts..."
The rescue captain and the medical team exchanged a look, thinking that this is not only a group play, but also a drug, medicine? Do you have hallucinations during this day? In this way, everyone’s feelings of ridicule immediately became serious and they came to Qin Wentao.
"We feel that it is better to check it out!" The rescue captain’s voice just fell, and everyone rushed up and took Qin Wentao and Qian Daming to death and took it to the rescue vehicle next to the mountain.
The ban on poisons and products in China is very strict. I did not expect such an ordinary rescue, it would pull out twenty addictions and gentlemen.
When Qin Wentao and his entourage were forced to be crushed down the mountain, when they walked to the side of the rescue vehicle, a gray, black, thin and lean old woman ran out of the road.
Although I looked at my age, the movement was very fast. I blinked my eyes and went to the foot of the mountain. When I walked closer, everyone could see the old woman’s appearance. The eyes of the gully were painted with oil paintings of the peacocks, and the eyes flashed with excitement. The light.
"A grandma, can't run on the road!" The rescue captain screamed.
But the old woman didn't seem to hear the same, straight through the road, ran down to the foot of the mountain and slammed down, raised her hands, put it on top of her head, and screamed a big gift, shouting loudly, "The mountain goddess woke up, The mountain goddess woke up..."
Her tone is very weird. Others only feel strange when they listen, but it falls in Qin Wentao's ear. It is not the same. His body is shaking more and he wants to kneel down.
"Poison, addiction, and **** to the police station!" The doctor did not see the wonderful, one order, everyone immediately tied Qin Wentao with a restraint belt, and could not attend the strange old woman on the road, driving to the police quickly Bureau.
Qin Wentao: "..." I don't know what happened.
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After Yunrong punishes Qin Wentao and his entourage, the gods sank into the Danqiu Mountains. When they were awakened again, the sky was already dark. She heard the familiar prayers, and the heart could not help but rush to the source of the sound. .
"Mom, can we go home? What are the mountains and mountains? These are superstitions. Do you know?" At the foot of the southern hill, a middle-aged man with five big three thicks pulled the old woman who was lying on the ground.
With a anger, "If you are like this, I will send you to a mental hospital!"
The old woman struggled to break away from her son's hand, and then squatted on the ground, while licking her head and thinking about words.
The son stood on one side, helplessly looked at his mother who had been crazy for many years, and compromised: "Where you go, worship, we will go home to eat."
He said, he sighed on the floor and sighed: "Mom, can't you do this? Xiuzhen is divorcing because of your business. You said that 40 years ago, Dad was killed for your feudal superstition." Dead, do you really want to break up our homes before you are happy?"
The man said for a long time, the old woman who was kneeling on the ground finally reacted. She turned her head and looked at her own son. She opened her mouth and laughed. "Go home, eat, go home, eat..."
Looking at the two backs that helped each other, Yunrong couldn't help but follow up. Just the old lady was praying for prayers. She was a witch.
Although Yunrong does not actively help the Terran, it is rare to see a witch. She just woke up and didn't understand the world. It is good to ask this witch.
When she got home, her son put Wu Songya into her own room, and even the food was brought in for her to eat.
Yunrong appeared in a small room. He looked around and looked at his eyes without any focal length. He was screaming at the old woman and sighed: "You have become a witch in a hall..." ”
"When it is, it is to help the witches." To be honest, Yunrong does not want to manage these human races at all, but he finally met a witch and hoped to know her current world through her, so she reached out to the old man. The person’s forehead is a little bit.
Just seeing Wu Songya’s tremble, his sullen expression suddenly became vivid. She couldn’t see the cloud, so she didn’t know that she was standing by her side. She just looked at the bowl in her hand and touched herself. s face.
Wu Songya felt that her brain had never been so awake. She stood up with joy and shouted, "Building a country, building a country..."
She still didn't make two sounds. The roar of a middle-aged woman came from the door. "What is it called, the old thing is not dead, the founding of the country is not at home! I tell you to stop the point, don't call the gods, ghosts, The old lady doesn't want to wait for you!"
"Liu Xiuzhen, you open the door to me, do you talk to your mother-in-law?" Wu Songya was bullied by her daughter-in-law, but she was not awake at the time, and now she is awake, and immediately goes back.
Liu Xiuzhen, outside the door, was shocked. When she married, the old woman didn’t say such a serious sentence. Is this good? I can’t help but panic, but she has always been used to it, never Wu Songya became a mother-in-law, and now she is smashed, and her anger is coming up.
"Who knows if you are crazy or stupid? Let me put you out, do you want to go to the back of the mountain to engage in feudal superstition? I tell you, dead old woman, if there is a mountain **** in Houshan, you have been worshipping for decades, how to even have a fart Did not put it!"
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