Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

Unable to stand Feng Sugou's eager gaze, Qinglu quickly sent a message.

[Qinglu: How much does an elf puff cost? I'll buy some. 】

Generally speaking, trainers carefully select the food for elves. Even if they don't make it themselves, they will entrust it to a trustworthy producer. Qinglu still trusts Teacher Zhou's character.

Zhou Ran raised his eyebrows in surprise.

Qinglu, you actually asked me to buy dog ​​food?

Thinking of the fairy gem, Zhou Ran was embarrassed to refuse and embarrassed to make money.

I want a friendly price, 1,000?

[Teacher Zhou: One batch, let’s go 1. 】

There was silence for a moment.

[Green: 1w, is it too little? 】

Qinglu took a look at Fengsu Dog's beautiful hair. It would cost hundreds of thousands just to find a master masseur to wash and massage Fengsu Dog.

Teacher Zhou's elf puff production level is at least master-level. It only costs 10,000 yuan for a batch of elf puffs, which is simply too conscientious.

Although Teacher Zhou is a kind person, Qinglu doesn't want to take advantage of him for no reason.

[Qinglu: Forget it, I’ll give you 20,000 first. 】

2w? !

My salary for more than two months? !

Looking at the group messages, Zhou Ran swallowed hard. The happiness came so suddenly that his heart almost skipped a beat.

[Teacher Zhou: Is it too much? 】

[Qinglu: Tsk, Teacher Zhou, you are too kind and you will easily suffer. I won’t say thank you anymore. I’ll send the card number to the group. If there are any items, I’ll ask Fengsugou to pick them up later or you can send them by express delivery. 】

? ? ?

I sold someone a batch of Elf Puffs for 20,000 yuan, and they thought I was kind. Do you want to thank me?

Only one sentence came to Zhou Ran's mind: Ordinary people really don't understand the world of Shenhao.

[Teacher Zhou: OK, I’ll hurry up and make it. 】

Xiaogang, who witnessed a suspected py transaction, took off the apron from his waist and then took off his dishwashing gloves.

Carefully enlarge the picture posted by Teacher Zhou and observe carefully.

"Well... look at the color and luster, it's probably a luxurious quality elf puff!" Xiaogang squinted his eyes and murmured:

"Master Qinglu is right, Teacher Zhou is indeed a kind person!"

Xiaogang is also very confident in his ability to make elf food.

Once, when traveling around the world with Xiaoxia and Xiaozhi, Xiaogang was solely responsible for the three meals a day for many elves.

Even now, Xiaogang will regularly check the health of Xiaoxia and Xiaozhi's elves and provide elf food.

It can be said that Xiaogang’s silent dedication was behind Xiaozhi’s runner-up finish in the Carlos Regional Competition.

Although he is the gym leader of the Dark Gray Gym, this job is only to inherit the family business and use it to raise his younger siblings and a large family. Xiaogang himself longs to become an elf doctor or a breeder.

A breeder, also known as a breeder, is a special profession that masters many professional skills such as hatching eggs, making elf food, and elf beauty and massage.

"Unexpectedly, Teacher Zhou is not only good at developing moves." Xiaogang mused: "He is even a master at making elf puffs."

Could it be that... Teacher Zhou is a master of coordination?

Elf coordinators are a major branch of elf trainers. Although they are also good at fighting, coordinators focus more on the redevelopment of elf moves and the production of elf food.

In this case, it makes sense that Coordinator Masters have special events in their own circle, and they are not obsessed with participating in the Master League and competing for world rankings.

Therefore, it is normal that I have never seen Mr. Zhou in the masters competition.

If you can watch the elf puffs made by the teacher next week, it will also help to improve your skills.

Thinking of this, Xiaogang sent a message.

[Xiao Gang: Unexpectedly, Teacher Zhou may be a master of coordination! Teacher Zhou, please give me one too! 】

[Xiao Juer: Give me one too, um... preferably something with a spicy taste. 】

[Xiaoxia: Me me me ()! I also want! 】

[Xiao Zhi: The picture looks delicious! Give my Pikachu some, too! 】

[Kona: Then please give me a copy, too. 】

[Red: Add me. 】

…

Looking at the group messages, Zhou Ran looked confused and felt a little confused.

What coordinator? What is Xiaogang talking about?

It’s just because I’m poor that I make food for La Lulas by myself…

"There is also this group, isn't it Xiaoxia's chat group?" Zhou Ran murmured:

"The painting style suddenly changes, and it gives a sense of instant groceries in a community."

"Ding dong——"

[Donghuang Bank: Your account ending with xxxx has transferred 20,000.00 yuan, with a balance of 376,48.75 yuan. 】

[Donghuang Bank:...]

…

[Donghuang Bank: Your account ending with xxxx has transferred 20,000.00 yuan, with a balance of 1576, 48.75 yuan. 】

[The Anti-Fraud Center reminds you that when encountering large-value transactions, you may encounter fraud. 】

hiss!

A wave of fat and take off directly!

The reason why Zhou Ran had no interest in becoming a top master trainer before was entirely because if he wanted to become a top master, connections, money, and talent were all indispensable.

Except for some freaks, of course.

140,000 yuan was received, which was already more than Zhou Ran's annual salary.

But when he thought of the seven-figure goblin gem, Zhou Ran sighed again.

"A drop in the bucket."

Turning around, I saw La Lulas sitting on the sofa, happily biting the fairy gem puff, her happy little feet swinging back and forth, so happy that she had nowhere to rest.

"Let's go! Have some luxury today and go to Changqing City to enjoy life!"

"Uh huh! ()" Having just finished eating an elf puff, La Lulas was slurping her finger tips happily. When she heard this, her red pupils widened, and her little face looked like "Why are you so proud today?" expression.

Even though there was no car late at night, using La Lulas's teleportation technique, one person and one elf teleported continuously to an open-air bar in Changqing City.

At this time, a drone show was going on at night in Changqing City.

Countless drones were posing in mid-air to look like Pikachu, and at the same time they were posing as a fire-breathing dragon, which was so lifelike that everyone took photos and admired it.

Zhou Ran ordered a cup of non-alcoholic moo milk tea for La Lulasi and a cocktail for himself.

I even luxuriously ordered a plate of Slowpoke tail double sashimi - the elf 'Slowpoke' looks like an otter, has the characteristics of a gecko, and its tail will break naturally.

Slowpoke's tails from the Kanto region have a sweet and spicy tail, while Slowpoke's tails from the Galar region have a spicy and chewy tail due to their habits.

"·°(﹏)°·Uuuuuu~"

Even though she was brought to tears by being tortured, Lalu Lasi couldn't help but drink Moo Milk Tea one mouthful after another. This gesture was particularly eye-catching.

"Lalulus of different colors...wait a minute, is he a star player in a nearby competition?"

"Ah! I know, he seems to be a well-known figure in the Donghuang area!"

The Kanto area advocates freedom of love, so people are very direct in expressing their affection. Zhou Ran rejected the approach of a girl who looked to be only sixteen or seventeen years old. The girl left with regret and was unwilling to leave before leaving. Place a piece of paper with your phone number on the table.

This must be the problem of having too good looks.

When Zhou Ran wasn't paying attention, La Lulas finished drinking her moo milk tea and still couldn't bear the spiciness, so she drank Zhou Ran's cocktail in one gulp.

"(￣￢￣*) Lalu!"

"Fortunately, I ordered a cocktail without alcohol, otherwise, how would we go back in a while..."

I don’t know if this is considered drunk driving.

Zhou Ran sighed happily while enjoying the drone performance.

Looking around, on the bar, the handsome elf bartender was mixing drinks while chatting with the guests.

It is said that the profession of Elf Bartender originated in the Hezhong region. As a bartender, Elf Bartender often has a sharp eye and can see the compatibility between the trainer and the Elf.

Tiantong, the gym leader in the Hezhong region, is a top elf bartender.

According to the introduction on the Internet, this store is also a chain bar branch under Tiantong's name. It has a very high standard and even invited elves to perform at the front desk.

The elf Miss Lip played the piano while releasing the cold air and creating a comfortable temperature, while the elf Jigglypuff held the microphone and sang the song immersed and focused.

Looking like a pink balloon, Jigglypuff is a famous hypnotist in the elf world. His voice has a strong hypnotic effect and is also used to treat insomnia.

"Wonderful." Zhou Ran exclaimed, "You can actually think of using Jigglypuff's voice to soothe the mind and help you sleep."

Most of the guests who come to the bar come to relax and relieve stress.

The singing voice of this Jigglypuff just meets the needs of the guests. It will not make the guests fall asleep on the spot, but can also soothe the guests and relax them to sleep after they return.

No wonder this store has such a high rating...

The speaker was unintentional, but the listener was intentional. Lalulas nodded thoughtfully while chewing the fairy gem puffs to suppress the spiciness.

It turns out that hypnosis techniques can not only use eyes and sight, but also sound...

With the generation of inspiration, there seems to be some kind of power brewing in the body.

At this time, Zhou Ran, who was admiring the decoration, noticed a line of sight and followed it.

Pei Zhien, who was beautiful and tall, was wearing a long black dress with a decorative black necklace around her neck. She raised her glass to Zhou Ran and winked:

""

Zhou Ran, who had been educated by Dana Wang, recognized her and raised his glass politely with a smile.

At this moment, the elf bartender who was originally at the bar appeared on the stage and invited into the microphone:

"Is there any trainer willing to perform on stage?"

“The winner will get all purchases for the night!”

Unlike the orderly Donghuang region, the Kanto region advocates free battle.

You can see elves fighting at any time on the streets, in hotels, even in parks, and on cruise ships. I am afraid that only such a strong fighting atmosphere can produce champion masters like Crimson and Green.

The sudden battle show immediately attracted many people to the stage.

Zhou Ran also felt comfortable being a spectator for a while, leisurely drinking a new cocktail while watching the battle with great interest.

Right, this is the correct way to open up in the elf world...

When the giant needle wasp waved its poisonous needle and blocked the opponent's special moves one after another, it immediately attracted bursts of applause.

I was originally excited to play Lulasi, but after watching a few battles, I lost interest.

Fighting is too childish, and Lalulas can no longer stand it.

Even in the Kanto region, powerful trainers are not everywhere. When Ash first debuted, he easily won ten consecutive victories.

Zhou Ran had no intention of going on stage. Even without predicting future moves, Zhou Ran could see through the plans of both parties on stage with his current fighting experience.

In fact, there is no need to command at all, it is a problem that Lalu Lasi can solve with just one move of telekinesis.

At this time, amid a burst of applause, Pei Zhien stepped onto the stage calmly and released the elf 'Rogue Crocodile'.

It looked like a crocodile, with dark eyes as if it were wearing sunglasses. The rogue crocodile stood upright on its feet, lazily picking its teeth with its claws, and glanced at the opponent's katy dog, with a fierce light flashing in its eyes:

(▼ plate▼ # )

Immediately, the dog's hair was all covered with hair. While growling, it retreated continuously until it reached the trainer's feet, cowering and not daring to step forward.

"What a strong intimidation trait." Zhou Ran rubbed his chin.

Viridian's talent was activated, allowing him to see part of the information about Rogue Crocodile.

[Innocent and passionate rogue crocodile]

Attributes: evil, ground.

Characteristics: Intimidation.

Potential level: lower level five.

Inner state: (.)

Emotion: (▼ plate▼ # )

Rating: The rogue crocodile is in love and is falling in love for the first time in his life.

Note: This is a powerful rogue crocodile that has been carefully bred. Perhaps it has not grown to its peak, but it is still more powerful than the Guarded Styliphus you have ever seen! You would not want to confront such a rogue crocodile, but a rogue crocodile who is obsessed with love has no intention of caring about you.

The potential level of the Great Needle Bee is quasi-fourth level. As an individual guarding the queen bee and queen bee, the Guard Great Needle Bee's strength is not much different even if it does not reach the quasi-fourth level.

And this rogue crocodile is stronger than the Guarded Needle Bee, and its strength must have reached the fourth level...

No wonder the poor little Katy was so scared that he didn't dare to step forward. It was a commendable feat of courage for him to be able to stand in front of his trainer and not run away.

Zhou Ran was amazed.

The potential level of the main elves of ordinary gym leaders is basically at the fifth level, and the strength of the elves is also around the potential level.

Although the gap in strength becomes smaller as you go further, the strength of this Pei Zhien is indeed outrageous with the fourth-level rogue crocodile. Dana Wang is not exaggerating. This person is really here to take a vacation and beat up children. .

"I don't know who would be so unlucky to face this rogue crocodile in a battle match." Zhou Ran gloated.

There was no need for Pei Zhien to command at all, and even the rogue crocodile did not need to attack. He only needed to release his intimidating aura and win without a fight, leaving six trainers in succession with helpless elves who were cowering and losing their will to fight.

Under the astonished eyes of everyone, Pei Zhien easily obtained the exemption qualification.

Immediately afterwards, she was surrounded by fans who recognized her and screamed for autographs.

Zhou Ran finished the cocktail and looked at the time. It was already getting late.

Get up and go to the bar to pay.

"Lalulas, let's go to the nearby beach to eat."

"Lalu~~~"

Rubbing her round belly whether it was from eating or drinking, La Lulas floated lazily behind Zhou Ran.

When he came to the bar, Zhou Ran, who was about to pay the bill, said in surprise:

"What are you talking about? I am a black card member of your store, and my purchases below 10,000 yuan are free of charge?"

"Yes, according to my background information, it is the store manager Tiantong who has authorized the black card for you." The elf wine waiter bowed slightly and looked at Zhou Ran curiously.

To be able to become a black card member, you don't have to just have money. Among the current black card holders in the bar is Lei Wen Gym Leader Xiao Ju'er...

The defensive moves developed by Zhou Ran will soon become a required subject in the police college, and the groups who will benefit from this will be all over the world.

After learning this from Xiao Juer, Tiantong, who was immediately impressed, entered Zhou Ran's information into the background.

Zhou Ran was confused and planned to ask Tiantong through Xiao Ju'er later.

Late at night, the light of the stars and the moon shone on the seaside, making the waves sparkle, and the sea breeze blew in her face. Lalulas immediately squinted her eyes in comfort, stretched her arms, and enjoyed the cool breeze.

"Lalu~ヾ(▽｀;)ゝ"

"Bang——!"

As a water column rises on the sea, in the mysterious and long-lasting sound of whales, the elf roars the whale, and the huge mountain-like figure moves away month by month...

"Hoaring whale..." Leaning on the railing, Zhou Ran watched this scene in trance.

The quarter-finals of the summer competition will kick off next Friday, and it is said that some special guests will be invited to comment.

Before that, Zhou Ran was taking advantage of this time to purchase supplies and complete all the orders in the chat group.

By the way, train with La Lulas, let it absorb all the nutrients from the Fairy Gem Puff, and see if it can awaken the Fairy attribute moves.

When the attributes are complete, with the current strength of Lalu Lasi, evolution is not far away.

At this time, La Lulas suddenly slapped Zhou Ran's arm and excitedly motioned for him to look at the sky.

"Lalu!!"

"Huh? What's wrong?" With the extraordinary vision brought by the Eye of Viridian talent, Zhou Ran could also see——

A petite, hairless cat-like figure flashed across the starry sky, seemingly glancing at La Lulas curiously.

"Meow--"

"Could it be that it's a dream!?"

"Hmmmm (=°ω°)?"

"Wait, don't make me fly up to chase you! I just finished drinking, I will vomit if you do this!"

——

Time passes slowly.

When Zhou Ran completed all the elf puff orders in the chat group and entrusted Kuailong Express to deliver them, it was already a few days later, Thursday night.

Zhou Ran, who had been so excited for several days, was finally liberated. After taking a bath, he lay on the bed wearing a bath towel and leisurely watched a movie in the Sakura District——

"My Husband's Boyfriend".

Just looking at the title of the play makes people worry about the mental state of the people in Sakura District.

The plot is very simple: the pure love heroine accidentally discovers that her first love husband's boyfriend is actually her husband's boyfriend. After witnessing the whole process late at night, the pure love heroine's outlook on life completely collapses.

Fortunately, the ending is different from the forgiveness drama. When her husband went to ask for reconciliation, the heroine ended the battle with "Actually, I don't care about you that much now."

It was originally a strange drama, but the reason for the reversal of ratings was entirely due to the superb acting skills of the heroine when she discovered that her husband had cheated on her. In the silent silence, she conveyed the heartbreaking pain.

While Zhou Ran was watching with gusto, La Lulas was doing two things: watching the show with her and listening to Jigglypuff's Hypnotic Cradle recording on a Bluetooth headset.

Every time I listen to this piece of music, Lalu Lasi will feel a kind of throbbing, as if something is sprouting from inside my body. When I feel it carefully, it seems that nothing has happened.

"Uh huh (￣￢￣*)."

With a slurp, Lalulas stuffed the last Fairy Gem Puff into her mouth. Her little face, which was stretched into a bun shape, was particularly cute, and at the same time, she had a tangled expression on her face.

Turning his head again, he saw Zhou Ran had fallen into a deep sleep.

Still holding the remote control in his hand, he muttered to himself.

Larulus puffed out her cheeks and chewed, while curiously leaning over to listen.

"Hehe... Xiao Ju'er's swimsuit catwalk at the beach..."

La Lulas: (“▔□▔), what has he been dreaming about all day long!

Listen again.

"Kena wants to pick out my ears on my lap pillow... This is not good, hehe..."

What is this guy doing in his dreams?

Lalulas swallowed the Fairy Gem Puff with a weird expression. No wonder he had dark circles under his eyes for the past two days and had random dreams every day. How could he sleep well?

etc!

Lalulas's eyes lit up, remembering Zhou Ran's words about Jigglypuff's hypnotic singing that could put him to sleep.

"La-lu-la-lu!" (Jiggy Ding can do it, so can I!)

So, while wearing Bluetooth headphones and listening to Jigglypuff singing, La Luras also imitated:

"La~ la la la~ la la la-!"

At this moment, La Lulasi's singing materialized, turning into a pink sound wave visible to the naked eye, forming a series of notes and musical scores, penetrating into Zhou Ran's ears.

Immediately, Zhou Ran's happy expression suddenly distorted:

"(°Д°≡°Д°), why is Miss Mi Chuan picking out my ears!?"

"Where is the catwalk?! My eyes, my eyes! Why are Lao Wang and Lao Cao doing the catwalk for me?!"

"...Sister Mizui has disappeared...Wait a minute! Qinglu, what do you want to do? What? I promise to fight you in an unrestricted duel? Ah——! It's the destructive death ray of Charizard!"

Suddenly opening his eyes, Zhou Ran woke up in a cold sweat.

Turning his head again, he happened to hear the strange song sung from La Lulasi's mouth, and saw the pink sound wave turned into reality.

"what did you do to me?!"

La Lulas looked innocent: (ω)

Zhou Ran wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and picked up his phone. As expected, there was a new notification.

Click on the notification.

[After taking Fairy Gem Puff and being induced by Jigglypuff’s Song, your fairy Lalulas awakened the fairy attribute move ‘Song of Charm’! 】

[Charming Song Move: Make a charming cry and cause mental damage to the opponent! 】

[Affected by La Lulas's hypnotic moves, the Song of Charm move has undergone some kind of directional change! You can use sound to induce the other party to make certain associations, and your mastery will be deepened! 】

[Song of Charm move, current mastery level is: LV2! 】

So, the dream I just had turned into a nightmare was all because of this move...

Zhou Ran was still frightened.

Are you sure this is the 'Charming Song' and not the so-called nightmare move? The devil's whisper?

The mental damage is strong enough, but the style of painting is not right!

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Recommended book by a great guy, excellent elf writing.