Who Said This Pokémon Game Was Poisonous?

Early next morning.

As soon as it gets dark, the green caterpillars and unicorn worms in the Viridian Forest stop eating leaves and fruits and hide in the grass and tree holes.

Instead, the sharp-eyed and majestic Bobos opened their eyes and let out a sharp cry to drive away enemies and protect their territory, which often means -

Around the Viridian Forest, a new day begins.

In the hotel room, Zhou Ran, who was awakened by Bobo's cry, stood up with sleepy eyes and yawned widely.

Looking again, Zhou Ran was stunned and blinked his eyes subconsciously.

Why is there an innocent girl with blue hair and an oval face dressed as a maid in the room, watching the TV series "Braided Sheep and Maned Rock Wolf" - a remake of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf with tears in her eyes.

"Latias?" Realizing that this was probably Latias' change, Zhou Ran confirmed.

"(╥╯^╰╥) Hmm..." Glancing at Zhou Ran with tearful eyes, Latias took a bite of the Awakening Stone in his hand, and his sharp teeth directly tore half of the Awakening Stone before swallowing it. .

Latias' tear point was too low. He could cry like this while watching a children's program... Zhou Ran glanced at Latias's 'snacks' again and was immediately shocked.

Isn't this the Stone of Awakening?

Taking the Awakening Stone for breakfast?

Is this the legendary elf? It’s really a good life...

Just a mouthful of snacks can pay for a lifetime of food.

Then if I raise a lightning bird, wouldn't I have to prepare a few power plants to serve as regular restaurants for people, and prepare some thunder stones as snacks after meals? Occasionally, when I encounter a thunderstorm, I will burst into tears. Thank you Will God reward me with food?

At this time, Zhou Ran's thinking was interrupted by an Awakening Stone handed over by Latias.

"Is this for me?"

"Uh-huh!"

Staring at the magnificent and dazzling Awakening Stone, Zhou Ran asked in her heart, could this be the legendary little thank you gift after sleeping?

Just kidding, I, Teacher Zhou, am such a casual person.

Zhou Ran looked away and resolutely reached out to refuse...

Take it.

"Thanks."

It’s not that I can’t stand the temptation, I just don’t want Latias to feel guilty. In order to let him watch TV, eat elf puffs, and use my body as a pillow without feeling uncomfortable, I had no choice but to accept it. of.

After accepting the Awakening Stone, Zhou Ran looked at the Awakening Stone while watching TV series with Latias.

The magnificent and dazzling Awakening Stone, held in the hand, is like warm jade, emitting heat.

[Awakening Stone (golden special prop): It contains the power of awakening, which can tap the special potential of certain types of elves. As an evolutionary medium, it is also a precious mineral. 】

After glancing at the information described in the Eye of Viridian talent, Zhou Ran checked online how to use the Stone of Awakening.

The good thing about the information age is that you can find all kinds of information. Just like before the world line changed, what the government controlled was not the know-how of using firearms, but the firearms themselves.

Ten minutes later, Zhou Ran raised his head and muttered to himself:

"Ordinary elves can absorb a small amount of the power of the Awakening Stone through food, but elves like Lalulas don't use it."

"They are naturally in tune with the power of this type of mineral. Just by carrying it on your body, La Lulas can absorb all the power of the Awakening Stone."

Looking at Latias who was chewing a stone again, Zhou Ran rubbed his chin:

"Does it taste good if you eat it like this? How about I help you process it into elf puffs?"

"Yoo(〃'▽'〃)o!" Latias, who looked like a maid, looked back in surprise.

Although the power of the Awakening Stone does not help Latias in improving his superpowers and dragon attributes, it can tap into his innate legendary abilities - mimicry, dream control, etc.

"You are a good person!" This sentence echoed in Zhou Ran's mind through telepathy.

Zhou Ran looked strange.

It’s been a long time coming. I never expected that the first good guy card in my life would come from the legendary elf Latias.

…

Time passed slowly, and at eight o'clock in the morning, Lalulas returned from training and bought three breakfasts.

"Lalu."

"Kami~"

In the corridor, Lalulas, who was carrying three breakfasts, said hello to Cammy Turtle, who had also bought breakfast, and teleported into the room.

As for Pikachu, you can't expect Pikachu, who usually relies on Li Yujun's shoulders, to eat breakfast diligently and bring one to Li Yujun by the way.

At the dining table, Zhou Ran served Sakura District's specialty sushi, egg tarts made from moo fresh milk, and Chinese-style dough-based oil tea hot and sour noodles.

Facing these dishes he had never seen before, Latias' eyes flashed, and he directly picked up a portion of hot and sour noodles, took a sip, and poured the soup and noodles into his stomach.

"Yo yo yo(*)"

Although she was moved to tears, Latias still couldn't stop.

"That's not how you eat hot and sour noodles. Eat it slowly."

Zhou Ran couldn't help laughing and wiped the spicy oil from Latias' cheeks.

When the back of his hand touched his cheek, Latias turned away shyly and kicked his legs under the table.

the other side.

"Lalu laluψ(｀)ψ."

Even though her belly was already swollen, Lalulasi still stuffed two apple puffs into her mouth. Lalulasi, who had a bun-shaped face, looked seriously.

I have trained and my physical strength is full. I will win here!

Before leaving the house, Zhou Ran looked at Latias and invited:

"Do you want to come along?"

"Lalu." La Lulas also invited with expectant eyes.

Latias nodded enthusiastically, but thought of something and waved his hand again.

"Then just watch the TV series." Mistaking Latias for wanting to watch the TV series, Zhou Ran warned, "At noon, the hotel waiter will deliver lunch."

"Hey." Latias nodded slightly, and after watching Zhou Ran and La Lulas leave, their figures also disappeared from the room.

…

On the tour bus leading to the summer tournament venue, both sides of the window were lined with grassland farmhouses. The cattle elf Kentero was running wildly, and his mooing sound echoed throughout the wilderness.

"Industrial sewage from Sakura District was discharged into the sea this afternoon, and the public strongly condemned it."

"Joban Daily: Farmers on the edge of Joban Forest discovered that their orchards were experiencing unexplained withering, and they suspected that it was caused by wild elves."

"[Banyue 25] The satellite once again observed the figure of mysterious elves, and scholars once again discussed the possibility of whether elves exist in the universe."

"Sakura District..." Looking at the trending news on his phone, Zhou Ran murmured: "The super ancient elf Kyogre's 'root wave' attack warning."

In my memory, when a certain coastal city discharged polluted water, it provoked the deep-sea jellyfish elf ‘Stinging Jellyfish’. As the overlord elf, this Stinging Jellyfish is hundreds of meters tall, and its strength is naturally extraordinary...

In addition, the ocean is the natural territory of many legendary elves. Just one of them is enough to drink a cup of Sakura District.

At the same time, a text message of the match schedule was also sent.

According to the grouping, Zhou Ran’s opponent in the semi-finals promotion match was Ma Yuan from Imperial Jiaotong University.

That is, the student whose elf is an armored bird and takes his online class from beginning to end.

When the other top eight players saw the group information, they breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, they didn't have to face the murderous, ruthless and ruthless Teacher Zhou in advance.

"Ma Yuan, good guy, he won't let the armored bird master the poison-guarding tactic, plus the attrition flow tactic." Zhou Ran rubbed his chin.

However, since you are a student taking online classes, as a teacher, should you start...

"La Lulas, strike harder in a moment and give him a good time."

Precisely because they are students, they have to be ruthless and sure in their actions. They have no intention of doing anything, just to help the students realize their own weakness and let them face the reality, so that they can work hard and train hard... let him get what he deserves at this age. bitter.

All of this comes from Teacher Zhou’s heartfelt education.

"Lalu (ω)!" (Don't worry, it's all right!)

Lalulas, who was opening the window to look at the scenery, clenched her fists and showed a confident smile, with a dangerous blue light flashing in her red pupils.

When the bus arrived, Zhou Ran got off the bus and immediately saw Pei Zhien, the trainer of Rogue Crocodile.

But the big model was surrounded by a circle of excited and screaming female fans.

There are also men watching from a distance, looking like they want to get closer but are hesitant.

Women who are too good can also be intimidating to men.

Zhou Ran took a glance and prepared to pass by.

The elves can hardly be raised anymore, how can the trainer have time to fall in love...

Only children want it all, but adults know that their bodies cannot bear it.

However, Zhou Ran was not prepared to talk to him, but Pei Zhien regarded Zhou Ran as a life-saving straw.

"Teacher Zhou!" Pei Zhien's eyes lit up. He apologized to the female fans and stepped forward to greet them.

Immediately, the female fans changed their thinking and began to look at him with excited eyes caring for the CP. The man who was originally hesitant suddenly lost his light in his eyes.

Stopping, Zhou Ran nodded politely and said the usual opening remarks:

"Contestant Bae Zhien, you seem to be thinner and fairer than last time I saw you."

Pei Zhien blinked in surprise, "Teacher Zhou...I am a very straightforward person. Is it possible that you are interested in me?"

People breathe oxygen from the air, not alcohol. How could you, a big model, be so drunk? Zhou Ran was about to explain.

Pei Zhien apologized: "Teacher Zhou, I am an only child and cannot marry far away. In addition, I am afraid of having children, so..."

"..." Zhou Ranxin said: In modern society, whenever I meet a lady, I will say this. It's just a greeting. Why do you, Pei Zhien, think about where to get married and live to give birth to a monkey? I can't answer you if you are so serious.

Zhou Ran didn't bother to explain, so he simply changed the subject: "Oh, forget it. By the way, I heard that the instant noodles in Goguryeo are quite delicious. Let's eat instant noodles together if we have a chance."

"Teacher Zhou...don't you watch Korean dramas?"

"???"

At the same time, Dana Wang and Cao Yisheng were waiting on the platform for a long time to see the real owner. They were about to go up and talk to Zhou Ran when they saw Zhou Ran and Pei Zhien walking away talking and laughing...

gone……

On the way, I don’t know what Zhou Ran said, and the big model even got a look with her eyes.

"Old Zhou, this is—" Wang Dana and Cao Yisheng looked at each other, thoughtfully:

"——Ask player Bae Ji-eun how to cultivate elves? How tireless!"

"——I fell in love with other people's bodies, bah, why don't you tell me that you don't have a woman in your heart? Fighting against the gods of nature, the opposite sex is like a floating cloud, and the elves are the real ones."

As soon as the words came out, both of them looked at each other in surprise - Brother, how much did you drink to be able to say such drunken words?

"Old Cao, listen to me, falling in love is like making coffee. Coffee itself is bitter. You can only add sugar as much as you can to make it sweet. But can you add sugar for a lifetime?" Wang said with a weathered expression. Dana said sincerely:

"Listen to my brother's advice, elves are really cute!"

Cao Yisheng didn't want to answer the phone at all.

Don't ask why, it's just because of the language barrier. Single nobles don't understand 'dog' language, and they can't see others spreading dog food.

…

At the same time, the summer competition reached the semi-finals, and the popularity reached a new high. While various media were dispatched, tourists surrounded the edge of Joban Forest.

It is said that scalpers have priced tickets up to 2,000 yuan each.

"There seem to be only two matches today. Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, there are two people who directly advance bye, which is unheard of."

"Who let the Smelly Mud and the Big Mouth Bat fight so hard that they died together and both returned home?"

"Is there one more guest today? Feng Mian, the Propaganda Minister of Imperial Jiaotong University, the one who previously won the semi-finals of the Donghuang Regional Competition?"

While reporters in the venue were exchanging information, at the guest table, Zou Yudong, the leader of the Magic City Dragon Attribute Gym, waved:

"Teacher Feng, this way."

Feng Mian, who was wearing a suit and leather shoes, with a Chinese character face and a calm temperament, stepped forward to shake hands in surprise: "Master Zou, I didn't expect you to be here."

Once upon a time, Feng Mian also spent a lot of effort in order to obtain the badge of the Dragon Attribute Gym in the Demon City.

"I can't help it. My daughter is one of the organizers." Zou Yudong sighed: "As a younger brother in the family, I can't help but come."

"Stop talking about this, sit down, the first game should start soon."

"As for the champion." Feng Mian sat down and wiped the sweat from his forehead: "It should be among Lin Xinyi, Ma Yuan, and Shen Mu."

A strange color flashed in Zou Yudong's eyes, and he smiled without saying a word.

"Lin Xin got a bye, so the first game will be against Shen Mu." Feng Mian pulled out the schedule.

Just as the salute was rising, the commentator's voice kicked off the first battle.

"Shen Mu's 'Blastoise' and opponent 'Leichu' are ready! Let's wait and see who will advance to the semi-finals!"

Blastoise VS Raichu.

The Blastoise is the final evolved form of the Cammy Turtle. It looks like a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. It has super strong defense and very good physical strength and attack power. It can be called a hexagonal warrior.

Raichu is the evolved form of Pikachu. While its overall size is larger, the power of its electric-type moves has doubled, posing a considerable threat to the Blastoise.

In the contestant tunnel, Pei Zhien said with great interest: "Teacher Zhou, who do you think will win?"

"Blastoise." Zhou Ran took a serious look at contestant Shen Mu, a fashionable lady wearing a navel-baring outfit, exquisite makeup, and a trendy jellyfish hair style.

Look, the elf ball hanging on the waist is very white.

"Teacher Zhou, are you really good at being so perfunctory?" Pei Zhien followed Zhou Ran's gaze, his eyes were surprised, and his model's professional instinct was activated.

Today’s little girls are so good at body management.

"No, I'm thinking about tactics." Zhou Ran fell into deep thought.

As we all know, trash talking tactics use the charm of language to attract the opponent's attention and disturb the opponent's mentality, thus increasing the chance of winning.

So, if the male players wear abs-revealing clothes and the female players wear denim shorts to show off their legs, will it have a similar effect:

Within the scope allowed by the rules, the trainer's physical advantages are utilized to the extreme. Can it be called: human charm tactic?

"Hmm(ˇˇ)o[]" Watching the battle carefully, Lalulas used telekinesis to control the floating tablet and took notes from time to time.

Although the attributes are unfavorable to Blastoise, whether or not to win ultimately depends on the strength of both players.

Zheng Dongsheng, the trainer of Lei Qiu, a tall and thin young man, attacked without hesitation: "Hit it with thunder!"

Although the thundering move has a poor hit rate, the Blastoise can't move much faster with such a big turtle shell. As long as the thundering move hits, the Blastoise will still have a weak health even if it doesn't die!

However, the clear sky lightning struck the air, and the Water Arrow Turtle retracted its whole body into its shell, using the polished fluid shell to reduce frictional resistance, and then using the strong water jets as propulsion...

The turtle shell blasted out like a cannonball. Not only did it avoid the thunder attack, it also slammed into Raichu's stomach, knocking Raichu and throwing him back more than ten meters, causing him to retching in pain.

"Oh oh oh! It's hard to imagine that a water arrow turtle can have such speed! Is this a special method of raising turtles by trainers in the Donghuang area?!" the commentator said passionately.

"Instead of using water to attack, we use water as propulsion." Zou Yudong praised:

"This style is more like that of a coordination trainer."

Feng Mian nodded and responded: "Indeed, in comparison, player Zheng Dongsheng's command is quite satisfactory."

On the battlefield, Zheng Dongsheng frowned, but soon relaxed, and his eyes lit up:

"Keep thundering!"

"Blastoise, do the same as before, continue attacking!"

Facing the thunderbolt from the clear sky, the Water Arrow Turtle repeated its old tricks. While avoiding the thunder attack, it slammed into the thunder chute again, another powerful and heavy blow!

Zheng Dongsheng waved his hand and shouted: "I'm waiting for you! Lei Qiu, take the opportunity to hug it! Use thunder!"

Let’s see if you die this time!

Facing the incoming Blastoise, Lei Qiu gritted his teeth. While taking the blow, he hugged the Blastoise's shell with all his strength and showed a vicious smile!

The golden lightning tail stood up high, like a lightning rod, attracting thunder and lightning to strike down!

"Hey... did you see the flaw in your opponent's attack and turn the crisis into an opportunity?" Zou Yudong rubbed his chin:

"It's a good idea..."

"It's just that I take it for granted." Feng Mian said lightly.

In the player tunnel, Pei Zhien's eyes lit up: "It looks like Leiqiu is going to win. What is this? I can make many mistakes, but you can only make one mistake?"

Zhou Ran glanced at it casually, "Player Zheng Dongsheng's persistence in winning has blinded his vision. A trainer who can figure out how to use the reaction force of water flow to speed up the water arrow turtle will completely ignore him. Is this a flaw in the style of play?”

"The first time it was a surprise, and the second time he dared to repeat the same trick, it must have been intentional." Zhou Ran rubbed Lalu Lasi's head, "Leiqiu is going to lose."

"Get ready, it's time for us to play in the next round."

In the clear sky, thunder boomed, and lightning was about to strike...

"Now, Blastoise, use the heavy stomp move to kick Raichu's vitals!"

[Heavy stepping move: Ground attribute move, stomp the ground hard, a powerful kick that can cause a small earthquake, and double the damage to electric elves. 】

Just like a horse kicking, the strong feet of the Water Arrow Turtle that were retracted in the shell popped out violently, hitting Raichu's lower abdomen hard!

The kick that could cause an earthquake directly made the spectators' faces turn pale and their scalps numb. It also made Raichu roll his eyes and the pain caused him to lose consciousness.

The referee blew the whistle: "Leiqiu lost consciousness! The winner, the trainer of the Water Arrow Turtle, player Shen Mu!"

Seeing this scene, Pei Zhien thought of the battle between himself and Zhou Ran. You thought you were on the fifth floor, but they were actually in the atmosphere, waiting for you to take the bait.

Pei Zhien: (), can you still fight against the trainers and get your blood boiling?

Why are they all a bunch of old people (╯-＿-)╯╧╧! ——

At midnight, there is another 4,000 chapter.

Revised and reposted.