Who Taught You To Cultivate Immortality Like This?

Chapter 239 Chapter 320 321 Full-service aunt, it’s time to show off your real skills! The vixen's scheming

Generally speaking, although this is a simple picture, it contains a lot of content and details.

So much so that Huangfu Lan could kill him directly when he realized it. After all, Huangfu Lan didn't know anything about himself and Xie Mengqing.

But now that Huangfu Lan knew about the matter between himself and Xie Mengqing in this way, it was definitely not a simple matter of being able to reconcile.

What's happening here?

Xu You felt like shit, how could Huangfu Lan have this?

Xu You's mind was spinning, and when he was thinking about how to make excuses, Huangfu Lan handed Xu You something like an invitation.

Her tone at the moment was very calm, and she just pursed her lips slightly, "Hey, look, this was sent together with this jade talisman."

Xu You opened this beautiful paper.

There is only one line on the paper: What a nice guest you have! I accepted it with a smile.

The signature is a simple name: Wanbaolou Xie Siniang.

After reading what was on the paper, the smile on Xu You's face became extremely stiff.

Especially now that Huangfu Lan's condition looks so normal and peaceful, Xu You is even more panicked.

It's like you have been eating in front of a beef noodle stall before, but one day you ran next door to eat secretly, and the stall owner saw it.

There is a very strange sense of betrayal in it.

Having known Huangfu Lan for so long, Xu You now knows Huangfu Lan very well. Auntie often acts angry when she is not angry.

Just like she knew just now that she had a wild night at the Tower of Ten Thousand Flowers last night, but in fact, she was really not very angry.

As a woman who grew up in an aristocratic family, she has a very high immunity to this kind of thing, and will not find anything inappropriate or immoral about Xu You's behavior.

As a young person, it is natural to like to play, and you will naturally stop playing when you get older.

So instead of saying that she was angry at herself for visiting a brothel, it would be better to say that she was angry at herself for accidentally giving the paparazzi such an opportunity and almost ruining her reputation.

Therefore, the little anger I felt just now was to remind myself that I should be more careful about such things in the future, and that I should pay special attention to things like reputation.

If he was really angry, how could he have so considerately wrapped up the matter so neatly, and directly punished the unscrupulous editor?

But when the aunt is angry, she often behaves like she is not angry.

Just like now, including when she handed the paper to herself just now, she was so peaceful, as if it was a trivial matter.

But Xu You knows that Huangfu Lan is currently holding a volcano deep in his heart. If he doesn't realize this, he will be burned to death later!

Right now, the paper in his hand was as hot as a volcano.

Xu You now really doesn’t understand why Xie Mengqing sent such things to Huangfu Lan. What does she mean?

This was done in a very unethical manner!

Is there such a show off? But right now, we don’t want to delve into the meaning of Xie Mengqing’s actions.

Xu You took a deep breath and looked at Huangfu Lan sincerely, "Auntie, is this given to you by senior Xie Siniang?"

"Isn't that signed?" Huangfu Lan said lightly, his tone was calm, as if he were chatting at home, the kind that didn't feel angry at all.

"That's right." Xu You smiled and said, "Auntie, I can explain this to you."

"Explain to me what?" Huangfu Lan asked a little strangely, "It's your freedom who you want to be with, and it's your freedom which aunt you want to be with.

And which force you communicate with is your freedom. Why do you explain to me? What is our relationship?

Besides, we probably have a cooperative relationship. No one stipulates that if you cooperate with me, you can no longer cooperate with other forces, right? "

"."

Huangfu Lan's words immediately put Xu You out of control. But how smart is he to follow Huangfu Lan's words?

He continued to maintain a very serious attitude and said to Huangfu Lan, "Auntie, I originally wanted to tell you this, but you told me in advance.

Whether you tell me about this tonight or not, I will take the initiative to tell you. "

"Huh?" Huangfu Lan looked at Xu You indifferently.

Xu You immediately told Huangfu Lan everything that happened in Xie Mengqing's room yesterday.

After finishing speaking, he added.

"So, yesterday I just went to Tianyuan City with my senior brother to meet some friends. After all, we haven't gotten together for a long time.

I really didn't expect that I would be targeted by senior Xie Siniang. Finally, please let me come up to discuss such a cooperation.

I thought that just playing three games with my peers could bring me so many benefits, so I agreed.

Today, I just came back from Tianyuan City when I was called over by you, senior. Before I came, I thought I would ask my senior whether this Earth Ranking Conference is reliable.

If there were any additional risks, I might not cooperate with senior Xie Siniang. Senior, what do you think now? "

Huangfu Lan just looked at the words Xu You explained with half-squinted eyes. After a while, he said, "Why do you ask me what I should do after you have already made up your mind?"

"Isn't it because I don't have enough experience? I want to ask Auntie to check it. Auntie, you know me and I will listen to you." Xu You replied obediently.

"You already called that vixen Fourth Mother, and now you say you don't have enough experience? Are you feeling happy?" Huangfu Lan asked in return.

"Ah?" Xu You quickly shook his head righteously, "Auntie, do you take me too lightly? What kind of person am I?"

"Yes." Huangfu Lan nodded very firmly, "Xie Siniang is famous for her charm. It is undeniable that her appearance is indeed rare.

Can you withstand her beauty with your temperament? Do you think I believe it? Are her hands soft? "

"." Xu You said, "The handshake was just out of etiquette at that time."

"Haha. Go ask others if that vixen can shake hands with others? Why does he just shake hands with you?" Huangfu Lan continued to ask.

"I don't know about this. Auntie, I was really just talking to the other party about cooperation on this matter. I can swear it!" Xu You assured,

"Everyone in the world says that Xie Siniang is a femme fatale and a black widow. She is also a murderer. How dare I have more contact with her?"

"You still know that the other party is destined to be evil?" Huangfu Lan snorted coldly, "I thought you didn't know. It's cool to be a ghost under the peony flower, are you still afraid of this?"

"Auntie, I must be scared. I will only cooperate on this matter, and then the road will be overturned." Xu You replied.

"Turn that piece of paper over and look at it again." Huangfu Lan said expressionlessly.

Xu You looked at the paper in his hand, opened it and took a look. There was another simple line on it: He said my hands were soft.

".grass."

Xu You's heart is racing, how can he still play like this?

This Xie Siniang Perfected Being lives up to its name! She's a femme fatale!

Before, I was puzzled that she seemed to be easy to talk to, but now it seems that she is younger.

This Xie Siniang is simply going too far. He uses this method to provoke Huangfu Lan and tarnish his own image!

"It's unreasonable, it's simply unreasonable!" Xu You slammed the table angrily, "Auntie, this is sowing discord, naked sowing discord!

Then Xie Siniang is driving a wedge between me and you, auntie! "

"Instigating? There is no reason. Why do people provoke this?"

"Auntie, let me ask you, don't you have a very good relationship with that Xie Siniang?"

"Um."

"That's it!" Xu You explained, "When I discussed cooperation with Xie Siniang, I was very unhappy at first. I made it clear to her that I had a way with you.

I am only good with Jubao Pavilion, and Xie Siniang also knows that I have a good relationship with you, auntie.

That's why she is like this now, using this matter of mine to make her angry and provoke you, auntie. It's simply too much. "

"Like this?" Huangfu Lan squinted at Xu You.

"It must be like this!" Xu You nodded firmly.

"Then what do you think?"

"I will go find Xie Siniang immediately and terminate all cooperation with her. From now on, we will never contact her again!" Xu You said domineeringly,

"I hate it when people use this method to sow discord between me and you, auntie. I can't stand it at all, and I can't cooperate at all!"

"What's on your mind?" Huangfu Lan asked with a smile.

"It must be true. What kind of level is she Xie Siniang? How can she compare with you, aunt?" Xu You said in a matter-of-fact tone.

"The little guy talks in the same way. Do other aunties say the same thing about me?" Huangfu Lan asked as he picked up another grape.

"Auntie, the conscience of heaven and earth, I only said this to you, auntie." Xu You showed his loyalty.

"Little guy, you don't have to pretend to be innocent in front of me. You and I don't know yet?" Huangfu Lan just waved his hand slightly and continued.

"As for the matter between you and Xie Siniang, that's your own business. If it's just because of this picture, you're going to terminate the agreed cooperation.

If word spreads, what will happen to me? I, Huangfu Lan, am that kind of stingy person? "

"Auntie is naturally lofty and lofty." Xu You said with slight approval.

Huangfu Lan snorted again, "What about the black card? Why do you need a black card? Why, your aunt's gold card is not enough for you, so you need someone else's black card?"

"Didn't I think about multiple underground ways at the time? Auntie, although your Divine Ability is vast, sometimes some things underground are actually difficult to deal with, right?

Any chaos will even affect the Jubao Pavilion, so I asked for it just in case of emergencies. ” Xu You explained.

"Why, you, a great disciple of Immortal Gate, why are you preparing so many underground routes?"

"What Auntie said is that I will return it to Xie Siniang later." Xu You replied, "Anyway, I listen to Auntie. I will do whatever Auntie asks me to do."

"I'm not that stingy yet." Huangfu Lan said angrily, "I just want you to know that the underground world is very different from the above world.

There is often no protection underground, no matter how high your status is now. But many times, that is not useful underground.

Besides, that Xie Siniang is famous for being cruel, and you can't control that vixen. From now on, avoid interacting with other people.

Otherwise, it will be too late to regret it one day. Don't think that every aunt is a good person like me. "

"I understand, Auntie. Thank you Auntie for your guidance." Xu You smiled sincerely and gratefully, "Otherwise I only trust you now, Auntie, because I know you are doing your best for me."

"It's good that you know." Huangfu Lan said calmly, "All the aunties outside have bad intentions. Don't you know that I am thinking about you like this?"

"knew."

"As long as you have a sense of what's going on in the Dibang Conference, I won't say anything else. As long as you don't seek death, you can take control of it yourself." Huangfu Lan finally waved his hand.

"Okay aunt, I understand."

Xu You responded obediently, then took the initiative to walk behind Huangfu Lan and put his hands on Huangfu Lan's shoulders.

Prepare to use your unique massage technique, please let Auntie know.

Xu You has enough experience in this kind of thing. As long as he can satisfy his aunt, half of his anger will be gone.

If there is still energy, it means you haven't pressed enough. Just press hard and you're done.

Thinking about it, Xu You's hands began to slowly move on Huangfu Lan's shoulders, massaging them with just the right amount of force.

Huangfu Lan's fragrant shoulder is as smooth and tender as ever, and feels very good.

On the surface, Xu You is serving Huangfu Lan, but from Xu You's point of view, this is actually rewarding himself.

Huangfu Lan originally refused Xu You's sudden massage. For no other reason, she was indeed a little angry tonight.

Especially when she saw the things Xie Siniang gave her, she was really angry when she first saw them.

There is a sense of anger at being stabbed in the back and betrayed by Xu You.

What kind of woman are you looking for? What do you mean by looking for that vixen?

Who in China doesn’t know that Huangfu Lan and I are tit for tat with that Xie Siniang? What does it mean that you, a little guy, dare to do this?

So, she called Xu You directly, ready to give Xu You some color and let him know the appropriateness!

But after understanding the facts, Huangfu Lan also knew that Xu You could not be blamed for this incident. The situation at the time and the huge benefits were placed here, so the little guy could not be blamed.

I can only blame the vixen for being willing to spend money and being shameless. And sending these things is just provoking myself and trying to make myself look bad.

If you really ruin the situation because of something like this, then you are playing into someone else's hands.

Therefore, in terms of emotional control, Huangfu Lan has really done a good job up to now.

But after all, Xu You is also responsible! The little guy’s stance towards beauty is simply not firm at all!

Huangfu Lan was naturally a little angry. He wanted to drive Xu You away just now, but the little guy seemed to know that he would do this and massaged him preemptively.

This left Huangfu Lan speechless, because Xu You's massage skills were indeed very good and made her feel very comfortable and happy.

It's the kind of thing that she has never forgotten after experiencing it before. Therefore, Xu You clicked back all her words of driving people away.

Huangfu Lan also remains silent now. Xu You acquiesces to massage himself here first, and then talk about it when it feels better.

Regarding this point, Huangfu Lan actually often couldn't figure out why he felt that this little guy had a very strange and unique charm.

He is nice to talk to, well-behaved, good at work, and considerate. He takes care of all the emotional points of his body and mind very delicately.

And these are the core reasons why Huangfu Lan is not angry with Xu You repeatedly.

This little guy really knows how to be nice to his aunt.

"Auntie, how's the strength? Do you need to make it harder?" Xu You asked with a smile.

"Yeah." Huangfu Lan hummed softly.

As a result, Xu You's strength increased a little, and his fingers almost dug into Huangfu's shoulders.

Sometimes he even leaned directly on Huangfu Lan Xiangxiang's back in order to borrow strength.

In terms of the degree of physical contact, the two of them have long gone beyond the ordinary relationship between men and women, but neither of them felt that there was anything inappropriate.

After knowing each other for so long, the two of them have reached a very high limit when it comes to physical contact. Contact like this kind of massage is nothing.

When he was in the Lost Realm, Huangfu Lan, who had lost his cultivation, was carried and manipulated by Xu You in various positions. It can only be said that he was used to their close relationship.

"Auntie, are there many disputes between Jubao Pavilion and Wanbao Pavilion? Or, are they highly antagonistic?" Xu You asked curiously.

"Huh~~, huh?" Huangfu Lan hummed comfortably and replied, "It's so, so big. In such a competitive relationship, do you still need to ask these questions?"

"So, actually, Auntie, you and that Xie Siniang are very at odds with each other."

"Of course. Who would deal with that vixen? Shameless!" Huangfu Lan directly gave a very low evaluation.

Xu You hesitated, but finally asked, "Then why is Xie Siniang's reputation so bad? Are her methods really unworthy of publicity?"

"A woman with a snake heart. Stay away from her in the future, you know?"

"Okay Auntie." Xu You smiled, "But Auntie, we still have cooperation after all. In the meantime, Auntie, if you need my help in any way, just tell me.

At this stage, Wanbaolou and Xie Siniang won’t be too wary of me. "

"Oh? You want to be my undercover agent?"

"You could say the same thing."

"Oh, it's not in vain that Auntie loves you so much, little guy."

"Hehe, as long as Auntie is happy, it's fine. If Auntie is happy, I'll be happy."

Xu You smiled brighter and brighter, and unknowingly, his hands began to swim downward.

Pa da ~

Huangfu Lan slapped Xu You on the back of his hand, "Where do you press it?"

"Ahem. I'm distracted." Xu You coughed twice, then looked at Huangfu Lan who was sitting upright, and looking at her aunt's plump figure, Xu You started to move again.

He rolled his eyes twice and asked, "Auntie, I have a new massage technique. Do you want to try it?"

"What is it?"

“Very comfortable.”

"Is it against the rules?" Huangfu Lan, who knew Xu You very well, immediately asked the most essential question.

"Those who do not break the rules."

"Then come on."

"Ahem, Auntie, we need to adjust our posture."

"What posture?" Huangfu Lan was stunned for a moment.

Xu You cleared her throat and said, "Just lie down and I'll hold your back."

A picture suddenly emerged in Huangfu Lan's mind. He was lying there with Xu You working behind him.

Thinking about this picture makes me feel very insecure!

Pa da ~

Huangfu Lan hit Xu You on the head with another backhand, and said slightly sullenly, "Little guy, what are you thinking about!"

"Auntie, this is my serious idea."

"Serious thoughts? You think I don't know what's going on in your mind? How serious can that be?"

"Auntie, your strength is here, do I dare to mess around? It doesn't matter if it's okay or not, I don't want to come yet!" Xu You said with some resentment.

"You really don't want to mess around?" Huangfu Lan turned to look at Xu You with a slight sigh.

"Don't ask Auntie, I'm not interested anymore. It feels uncomfortable to be wronged. I don't do anything thankless." Xu You shook his head directly.

Seeing Xu You like this, Huangfu Lan felt that what he just said was indeed unreasonable, with preconceived ideas and perceptions.

Women are often like this. When you don't want it, she wants it.

Therefore, Huangfu Lan put a gentle smile on his face and said, "Come on, give it a try."

"Not coming." Xu You frowned.

Huangfu Lan raised his eyebrows slightly, "Huh? You force me to do it, right?"

"Auntie, you can't always be so domineering. I am a man with dignity! I am not a man who comes and goes when called upon!" Xu You spoke righteously.

"I'm only counting three times. Don't wait until the time comes. If you don't come this time, don't even think about coming." Huangfu Lan said lightly.

While speaking, Lao Jian accidentally made a move, revealing a touch of snow-white and delicate fragrant shoulder.

Xu You's expression froze when he saw this, okay, he admitted that his toughness didn't have any strength in front of such a fragrant shoulder.

Damn it, why do men have oregano! Why does oregano have to live up to expectations!

Obviously I am serving my aunt! Why do you act like you owe your aunt!

I really want to be a man without worldly desires.

"Auntie, come on, lie down." Xu You put a smile on his face, letting go of his toughness for the time being.

There is an incense couch here in the pavilion. Huangfu Lan usually lies here and enjoys the breeze when he has nothing to do.

She stood up directly and walked to the side of the incense couch, then slowly knelt up, and finally lay down, squeezing her front body against the incense couch.

The exquisite back was majestically displayed in the air.

From half-kneeling to kneeling to sticking out and then lying down, Xu You's eyes went straight as he watched this series of movements.

Huangfu Lan had no idea how seductive she could be as a mature woman when she performed this series of actions.

"Let's get started." Huangfu Lan said in a lazy voice.

Xu You quickly rubbed his hands and walked to the edge of the incense couch to look down at him.

This was the first time he had seen Huangfu Lan from this angle. The proportions and curves of his aunt's body were perfect.

Although the red shirt worn by Huangfu Lan is light and thin, its texture is very good. It looks extremely silky and fits the curves smoothly.

Slender waist, long legs, attractive hips and hips, slender as they should be, plump as they should be.

Especially the plump buttocks, the curves arched in the lying position are even more visually impactful.

The legs under the hips are long, straight, and very plump and plump. The curves are amazing all the way to the feet.

A pair of Supreme Grade feet are exposed, with icy muscles and jade bones, and every toe exudes amazing moisture, absolutely food grade.

Looking at Huangfu Lan lying here like this, Xu You felt that the grievance he had just suffered was nothing at all. Now he only had one thought in his mind, to serve his aunt well.

"Little guy, are you in a daze?"

"Ah? Huh? Come on, come on." Xu You took two steps forward and sat down on Huangfu Lan's arm.

At this time, Huangfu Lan turned slightly, supported his head slightly, looked at Xu You who was unconscious, and said,

"Sex is like a bone scraper. You're still young, so don't think about it all. It's not good for your health."

"Auntie, I, Xu, have no other abilities. I only have the most powerful advantage in the world."

"What?"

"My bones are notoriously hard! I'm not afraid of being scratched with a knife!" Xu You said firmly.

Huangfu Lan smiled and pinched Xu You's arm, "You're still talkative, aren't you?"

"To be honest." Xu You said with a smile, "Besides, what is the point of controlling when you are young? Isn't this thing just for young people? When you are old and unable to do what you want, what is the use of that thing?

Lust takes advantage of the youth. "

After listening to Xu You's words, Huangfu Lan was startled for a moment, and finally gave Xu You an annoyed look. He lay down again, with his face on the quilt, and said in a vague voice,

"let's start."

"okay!"

Xu You rubbed his hands to warm them, then gently picked up Huangfu Lan's arm and kneaded it slowly. The force is just right and combined with tapping, hitting, knocking and other techniques.

It can be said that they use all their strength to serve and use up all they have learned throughout their lives.

He didn't even speak, maintaining quiet service and giving Huangfu Lan the best experience.

Then, the effect was very obvious. After starting to massage the arm, Xu You could clearly feel that Huangfu Lan was relaxed and enjoying himself.

For the next quarter of an hour, Xu You focused on Huangfu Lan's arms until they felt soft and soft, and the warm-up exercise was completed.

Then Xu You rubbed his hands again, rubbing his palms until they were hot, and finally covered Huangfu Lan's shoulder blades.

"Huh~~"

Huangfu Lan snorted subconsciously, and the roughness of Xu You's palm fell on the shoulder blade through the silky red shirt, which was extremely warm.

"Auntie, do you remember what I told you before?"

"Hmm~~What?"

"I have said before that as a woman, you must know how to love yourself and take care of yourself. Women's homes are God's miracles, especially those of women like you, which is a miracle among miracles.

I don’t even know how God created a beauty like you, Auntie, so a beauty like Auntie should be in the best physical condition.

Appropriate all-round massage is the best way to maintain such a good condition. Auntie, don't you think so? "

"Little guy, how did you get that little mouth of yours? I don't think a woman of my age can handle your little mouth." Huangfu Lan snorted.

"That's not true." Xu You smiled, "Auntie, not just anyone can be my aunt, and I won't just call anyone auntie. You are the most beautiful aunt I know, bar none."

"The little mouth is so sweet."

Xu You smiled softly and began to exert force with both palms. Huangfu Lan's back is very thin and delicate, the skin is very firm, and the feel of massaging it is even better.

Xu You started her professional back massage journey again.

"Auntie, if you think about massage in the future, maybe you need someone to help you relax, call me at any time, I will be available at any time and I will be there at any time."

"Little guy, are you so willing to serve my aunt? If a man massages women every day, won't he be laughed at if word spreads about it?"

"Auntie, I told you, you are different. I am willing to do this for you. You are so good to me, so naturally I will do my best to be good to you, auntie.

I am willing to dedicate everything I have to my aunt! "Xu You said very seriously,

"As for being a man, I don't think of myself as a man in front of my aunt, I'm just a little man."

"You are really good at coaxing people. I don't know how many little girls I will coax in the future." Huangfu Lan's tone was a little faint, and then he suddenly made a nasal sound.

He raised his head slightly and looked at Xu You, "What are you doing?"

But at some point, Xu You's big hands were already on her waist, which made Huangfu Lan panic.

"Auntie, let me hold your waist." Xu You said in a serious tone.

"No, don't touch your waist." Huangfu Lan shook his head.

"Auntie, you don't know this. Most of the body's detoxification organs are located on the waistline. I can use special techniques to detoxify well.

Detoxification is the best beauty treatment for women. When the time comes, you will be radiant. ” Xu You explained.

"Real or false? How come I haven't heard of this theory?" Huangfu Lan looked at Xu You with doubt.

"Auntie, this is an undisclosed secret within Kunlun. I also found it when I was looking through ancient books."

"What ancient books are you reading?"

"Just some ancient books about women."

"No, you, a grown man, see these things?"

"What do you mean I read it? I only studied and read it after I met you, auntie!" Xu You explained.

"For me?" Huangfu Lan was startled.

"Of course." Xu You explained, "I think I can help auntie in the future, but my current strength is limited, so I can only help auntie from this perspective.

I want to learn more about women so that I can serve my aunt better in the future and make her live happily. Then I will be happy too.

Therefore, learning these things is all for you, auntie. "

"Is that so?" Huangfu Lan was indeed moved at first, but when she saw Xu You's slightly raised corners of her mouth that were difficult to suppress, she suddenly understood.

Her understanding of Xu You now can be said to be very thorough, and she didn't know that Xu You was talking about it again.

Studying specifically for yourself is just an excuse to put yourself in a favorable position.

But there was nothing she could do, even if she knew Xu You would come with her mouth open, she would just do this.

A woman's damn bad nature makes her like to hear Xu You say these words. She feels happy when she hears them, so she lets Xu You do whatever he wants.

"Then come on." Huangfu Lan no longer refused, "But be gentle, Auntie is very ticklish."

"Okay auntie."

Xu You obediently covered Huangfu Lan's waistline with her big hands.

Huangfu Lan's waistline is extremely slender, forming an unexpected contrast with her hip line. The slim waist can be described as a slim fit.

Xu You's large hands can cover all directions, and the feel is amazingly delicate.

So, Xu You began to massage left and right, and squeeze from the side.

"Giggle." Huangfu Lan suddenly laughed out loud, patted Xu You's arm and said, "Oh, I told you that Auntie is ticklish, what are you doing!"

"Okay, I'll be more careful."

Xu You smiled and became more careful, pressing this button for another quarter of an hour.

[What I’m writing today is all about teasing with my aunt, so I’m probably going to be criticized again, but it doesn’t matter, what I wrote is still very comfortable. I hope everyone will also feel comfortable reading it. Aunt Huangfu is asking everyone for monthly tickets~~ ]

(End of chapter)